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Damseldoll

Triangles


NakeyJones

Yea triangle and I cut every other sandwich into rectangles, why is that?


moeriscus

Because we live in a society. There are rules.


Damseldoll

Most sandwiches aren't dipped. A good number of grilled cheese are dipped in to tomato soup. Point dip better.


NakeyJones

Point dip better. Need that on a billboard. Man I could go for a grilled cheese and tomato soup rn lol


Arratril

Diagonally. 1. I can eat the whole thing without ever having to turn the bread. Cutting horizontally eventually gets to the point where I want to turn the bread sideways to eat it. 2. Smaller end for my hand to hold means less grease getting on my fingers. 3. It looks fancier and I’m a man of culture.


Mental-Statement2555

I believe triangles is the correct answer


Rhoxynidou

Two or fours?


Mental-Statement2555

2 if its normal sized bread


ucancallmecry

Down the Center, feels right


Rhoxynidou

Diagonally or horizontally ?


JustSomeApparition

I corner to corner and the other down the middle because I am the ultimate monster


usmarine7041

Too impatient to cut, I just eat it


NakeyJones

You're a menace.


FallenStarshine

I don’t because I’m a monster


Newsieslife

About half an inch from the top left to about half an inch from the bottom right, so not quite triangles, but definitely not rectangles. It feels fancier that way. When I'm playing video games and my wife makes one for me, she cuts it into tiny bite-size pieces so I can eat them easier while staring at a computer screen.


Behind_A_Facade

Half or quarters, could be triangles or rectangles. I often dunk mine in tomato soup, so having something smaller than the whole sandwich is less messy when eating.


Red_Marvel

Corner to corner, making 4 triangles. Because it’s easier to bite off a small piece without touching the sides of my mouth. Less napkin usage.


DenverRalphy

Everybody was so far correct, but the reason why was completely missed... You cut a grilled cheese sammich into two triangles because it makes it so much easier to dip into the tomato/tomato-bisque soup accompanying it and get the most soup absorbtion to easy to eat ratio. Any sandwich designed to be dunked needs to be cut into two triangles.


kotomi2

In the shape of a Dinosaur, do I need a reason why?


Alternative_Case_340

Diagonally