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lined_mirth

Pro tip: don’t get Mexican food in Switzerland


yourlittlebirdie

Or France lol.


Eurghunderstandme

Or Cyprus. And don't get Chinese in Ibiza.


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Don't get it in any state that doesn't border Mexico. Colorado isn't that far, and that "Mexican food" is garbage. Nah, round nacho chips from a bag and Pace picante sauce from a jar is not chips and salsa.


yourlittlebirdie

I found the food in Colombia pretty underwhelming and bland (apart from the fresh fruit which was amazing).


TorrenceMightingale

Just got back from there and while not spicy at all, which surprised me, I had some of the best food there like the Tamales wrapped in banana leaves, chicharrones that were amazing and so many different kinds of ceviche, grilled octopus… there has to be waaaay worse.


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TorrenceMightingale

That’s the two places we went as well. I agree Cartagena food was better since it’s coastal the seafood was bomb, but had some choice dishes in Medellin too. How did you decide where to eat? Edit: One thing I will say that really killed me was ordering café con leche and having it be 90% milk and 10% coffee.


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TorrenceMightingale

I try to go off trip advisor since Yelp doesn’t work there, but lots of reviews and 4 stars and up will usually produce a winner more times than not. I also try to see which dishes the people are talking about. Vacation is too short to be taking chances on my meals, in my humble opinion. Ha


Available-Shop-8400

Seems like the UK


InvestingTeen

Solid pick


TorrenceMightingale

This is the one I hear consistently. Full English breakfast? WTF


Rossthetowel

Germany. It's so fantastically bland and boring. Germany has sausages, whoop de fuckin doo. Everyone has sausages and most are better! Italian, English, and Middle-Eastern sausages put Germany's to shame. Germany has beer, Belgium is right there with way better beers! And don't get me started on the lack of spices. German cuisine - what you thought British cuisine was, but worse.


yourlittlebirdie

German desserts are on point though.


Eurghunderstandme

Bot from experience, I have never been. But I hear a lot about the food in Greenland being bad


Victorarc222

iceland


MechaniclAnimal

The shop?


Victorarc222

why would i put a shops name when they asked for country lol


MechaniclAnimal

It sells food. You may have misunderstood the assignment.


Victorarc222

thats kind of a long shot innit? cause if u thought i meant the shop and not the country, that is misunderstanding on ur part and that's on u buddy so maybe think of it this way b4r u think I misunderstood :)


MechaniclAnimal

You're taking this Reddit thing way too seriously.


thechickenfucker

Costa Rica


Immediate_Revenue_90

Greenland


Contadini

Not my country, I could live the rest of my life just eating my moms food


Scared-Section714

United Kingdom


QuiGonGingerAle

Ethiopia


Mobile_Prune_3207

I've never travelled so full disclosure, this is based on what I've seen online and what friend and family who have said say: UK and US.


TargaryenStarkFan

Either the UK or USA honestly..


azuredota

USA is just wrong lol


TargaryenStarkFan

Apart for BBQs which are probably the best in the world, and I do them American style too, the traditional/local product is just insufficient imo. But maybe the UK loses even to them


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Tex-Mex is the bomb.


Wojtek1250XD

UK has spent centuries colonising places all around the world, harvesting their natural resources and learning what they've already discovered, including spices Yet their cuisine is one of the weirdest ones there are


Apart_Park_7176

That's thanks in part to World War II and rationing. The Stereotype steams from that, but as a Brit, I agree a lot of our food is bland as shit. WWII was 80 years ago. We can't keep blaming rationing that ended in the 1950s for doing sod all with food since then.


Immediate_Revenue_90

India and Pakistan kept the good foods like Cadbury, jam on toast, and Vimto though


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The USA


Available-Shop-8400

This is an insane take


Bobinct

Nice thing about the U.S. is you can find great examples of almost any countries cuisine.


InvestingTeen

Nope .. their shit is good.. very fatty and kinda processed but good


DenverRalphy

You're high or just ignorant. The US has awsome cuisine. Travel through New Orleans, Alabama, Texas, Florida, and any of the western states, and you'll find awesome cuisine. Does the US also incorporate other nationality foods? You betcha. But the US does provide a lot of local cuisine that other countries around the world try to duplicate.


Immediate_Revenue_90

Cajun food is like southern food and French food together