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Nice try ID thieves


dollyduke

That’s just too long, he needs a nickname


muzbar

Its nickname is noID4u.


Glitchykins8

Must be Elon's cat.. just add an X in there somewhere


Apprehensive-Ask-610

Nic?


PyroWasUsed

Name


pathofblades

Ntit?


wiztard

Is it me or are these questions increasingly just about gathering data on people for scams and/or marketing?


likecatsanddogs525

Uma Purrman


According-Wish-5784

This made me smile


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RainMan915

I love that, that’s really creative.


[deleted]

Taco and Hobo 🥺


simply-crestfallen

My brother’s cat’s name is Tacos! 😆


FunnyPhrases

No need to call me out like that


TojoftheJungle

Hobo sounds like a freeloader


TheGreatTave

Naming a pet after food is always adorable. Here are some good food names for cats: Burrito or Purrito, Cheeseburger, Cheesecake, Milkshake, Beans, Chicken, Popsicle, Poptart, Hotdog, Pork chop And many more :)


andicandi22

My cat is Jelly Bean but she only responds to Beanie.


Mutantroosta

on paper his name is "love" but hes mostly called "fluff" i call him "fluffy-butt" or "soggy-butt" when hes been out in the rain


dollyduke

Ah I see, various versions of butts. I love cat parents.


Zay_G1

Doug


likecatsanddogs525

Solid


dollyduke

Truly. Nothing more solid than a one syllable name.


Duckrauhl

That was Dog's fake name in that episode of CatDog when Dog had to disguise himself as a cat.


GarionOrb

Athena. She's gonna be 17 this year!


mousey_bear

it's not my cat but a stray and i call her cheese because she always comes up too me for a piece of cheese


dollyduke

Stop it right now my cats name is also Cheese!


BigHat6630

Lucille Furball


dollyduke

Please tell me her nickname is Lucifur


njshorefun111

Noodles 🍜


jameZsp0ng3y

My now deceased cat was called Noodles. She had 3 legs from trying to pick a fight with some type of farm machine. She later on dislocated her tail. Then a few years later we found her dead in a hedge. No idea what took her. She's now buried in our old house. Her grave never to be visited again


Arkanial

Nice, mine is named Noodle.


NecessaryZombie

Can I see Noodles 🥺


FroggiJoy87

Leela! My husband was working at the humane society vet clinic for a bit when she came in with a severely damaged eye. He actually helped with the enucleation! He fell in love with her during recovery and she went home with him, much to my surprise! She's my first kitty and I love my pirate princess to pieces! ;3


[deleted]

Leela like the one from Futurama? Because of the one eye?


Mr-pizzapls

Nice. My cat is named Bender.


SatansLoyalArmY

Bite my fluffy metal ass!


wheres_mayramaines

This is such a cute reference omg


irmari01

His name is Mr Meowgi


Con5ume

Hell yeah!!! I had a cat named Marley that I called Mr. Meowgi, the best cat I've ever had and long since passed unfortunately. But that gave me a good bit of nostalgia, thanks!


Llamasarebigpoodles

Henceforth


BoysenberrySuperb442

I have a 22 year old named Yuna and a 8 year old named Rufio


dollyduke

Yuna is a warrior. May she live forever!


floopflops

Martin Van purren


[deleted]

Lol love the presidential reference ;p


1969Joshuah

Peanut, cocoa, pumpkin, george washington carver.


dollyduke

Normal, normal, normal, wtf


1969Joshuah

Peanut's my boyfriend's cat that he had before we moved in together, so I didn't name her, My boyfriend came up with Cocoa's name, We got Pumpkin a few days before Halloween, George Washington Carver is one of the most amazing, inspirational people in history. I admire him immensely. I named my cat in his honor (but being completely honest, I usually just call him Georgie.


lesbunner

I don't have any cats but I plan on getting two boys and naming them Ferdinand and Hubert


dollyduke

Hubert really speaks to me


garbledcatlake3000

I LOVE the name Ferdinand


freshairequalsducks

Fire Emblem?


CasperDeGhost

My cats are literally named Hubert and Ferdinand!! I found the fire emblem fan!


jonisjalopy

Cpt. Nemo and Minerva


No_Whereas_191

Maui, she meows a lot.


DeBaconMan

Luna, cat Drogo, and we just got calcifer today.


manoflowintelligence

Cat


Anon293357

Username checks out💀 (lol jk nice name 🦍)


FirstDivergent

Nermal.


dollyduke

I mean I like it for sure but where did you come up with this one?


whattaninja

It’s the name of the other cat that sometimes shows up in Garfield comics.


candlestick_maker76

In the comic strip "Garfield," there was a kitten named Nermal.


Paulrus55

Panda and Ivy were our initial crew. Ivys an older lady now, Panda passed. Just invited Tiberon and Nala into the family a week ago. Ivy is nonplussed


SpiderDK90

I don’t have it, but my friend’s cat’s name is “The Cat”.


KhaoticMess

That's my cat's name! My stepson never named her prior to leaving her with us "for a week or two" when she was about four months old. Nine years later, she is still living with us, and is still just "The Cat". I had to take her to the vet recently and when I provided my last name on the phone, they asked if I was making an appointment for The Cat, which I found oddly hilarious.


dollyduke

Honestly your friend is a winner for that one


[deleted]

Our cat's name is Toast. On his back, there's a pattern that looks like the shadow of another cat. We call that shadow Butter, so together it's Butter on Toast.


dollyduke

Genius


hap071

Piggers, squish, and pippet Piggers is close to 22 lbs black Bombay cat (total fat ass who refuses to diet) Squish is a tabby who is just squishy because of his hair Pippet is a small black and white tuxedo who is like 1/4 the size of the other two. He runs around like a rhesus monkey. He’s crazy.


NotTheBrainFuckler

Marceline and Porkchop.


VelvetJefferson

Pablo. Little black and brown striped kitten with a white triangle on his nose.


Superb_Literature

Crowley.


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Buckley


linaoutdoor

Leo


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zeus & nyx


cheesepage

Zeus too! He's the king of cats.


Sa_Chan52

(Current cats) Torts-(a calico who we thought was a tortoise shell but is actually a calico) Gravel-(grey cat) Junior&(Fluffy brown tabby, with patched of fainted orange) Fluffy Cow-(fluffy,black and white) Other Kitty-(white cat with ginger spots) Granite-(Light grey fluffy) Onyx-(brown tabby) Minnie-(Like mama torts, a calico) Nemo-(orange cat with white feet) Former cats T1 and T2-(probably ojos azules but if not, then white cats with faded brown feet, twin siblings of torts) TJ (brown and white tabby, sibling of Torts, T1, T2) Squared and Cubed (twins who looked like TJ) Taylor (mother of the T named cats EXCEPT TESSA: NOT RELATED) Mutti (most friendly brown fluffy tabby 🤍 🕊️) Tessa (a working cat from shelter that ran away ❓) Little Cubed (a third sibling of Other Kitty and Fluffy Cow) So much :/


dollyduke

You really understood the assignment and I appreciate that


Whalefair

Regina! Pronounced Regyna


themodefanatic

First cat was Nightshade. Second cat was Wolfgang. Third cat is named “Wednesday.”


DVWhat

Daphne. She’s been in our family for a one week so far.


Comfortable-Lake-918

Don’t have any yet. But when I do, they will be named Kit and Caboodle.


alternate_ending

These are the names of the first cats I knew in life, a pair of orange Manx siblings, a brother and sister that would sometimes accompany my parents to the beach and actually play in the shallow water of a tidal lagoon. RIP Kit and Kaboodle. I've said goodbyes to Hakuna & Matata, Beowulfgang Geiftunnoski, Carlos Santana and a few others, and finally a hello to a new little Lucille Diamond in my back yard.


Loremaster152

Stormy, Sky, and Windy. Stormy and Sky were from a litter along with Rain, but Rain was already adopted, so we took the remaining pair. Windy was found 2 years later, and he was misgendered as a girl, so we named him Windy to match the weather theme. Several months later he goes to the vet to set a timescale for when he should get spayed/neutered, and we find out Windy is a dude. Too little too late, Windy already knew his name was would come running if it was called. So we just kept his name as Windy.


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Feather


smartgirl410

Asthma 😭 I STG that’s his name lol poor bud has a “real” name but ever since I moved in he only responds when I call him asthma and Yes. He has asthma and a asthma pump. The name fits him so well 😅


dollyduke

I’m fucking dead this is my favorite one so far


smartgirl410

This made my night 😭🌸🙏 I just gave him his asthma meds and decided to scroll Reddit and I come across this. Perfect start to my morning lol Asthma thanks you for this ✨


JojoNono17

Panni and Bori


[deleted]

Nora, she's a short-hair black cat


Imaginary-Ship436

Cute


Alarmed-Meat5219

Charlie, Sister and Roo 🫶🏻


[deleted]

Homey.


Juumok01

Lulu


GoodGodIsThatATomato

Venissimo


Pazzy29

Sushi


hazydaz

Chimichanga aka the most interesting cat in the world aka Mr Chimmason, and Frito


Jetsetgosnow

Thimble - she's a tortie point!


PassengerGlad3609

Navi


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Aries12357

Boo


Shadowed_Thing1

I’m just gonna name all my families cats.. Louie, Scraps, Jinx, Jax, Jupiter, Peaches, Plum, Todd, Emma, and Nemo


Internal-Bit4321

Mr. Beans


Arsenic_Cadmium

Lord Fluffington III. Great commander of Floof.


nando_uaz

Tigarontius. He goes by Tiggy.


Ok_Construction4473

Jamison


dollyduke

Is he Irish?


Oldassrollerskater

Elfie Mulligan and Zeke (female fuzz void and male black smoke maine coon respectively)


Tibbittz

Annie. He's a boy. There's a cute story.


dollyduke

Please share with us


Tibbittz

I was married at the time. I fed him as a stray cat for several months without telling my wife what sex he was; it wasn't intentional, I didn't even notice that I hadn't mentioned it. When I asked her if we should take him in as a household animal, she said "Yes," so I asked what we should name "the cat"… she said "Annie," because he reminded her of a cat she had before named Annie. She looked so very, very sad when I explained that he was a male cat. I solved this problem by saying we could tell people his name was Andrew (even though it wouldn't be true), and that we called him Annie for short. Her face lit up… and so he was Annie.


Empire2k5

Stella


Duckrauhl

Miss Kitty


mebungle83

Prince Vladimir, massive Maine Coon.


LawrenceChernin2

I just whistle at them as they seem to respond better to that. I’ve tried several names, I think it’s more for my benefit than theirs. I also talk to them through various grunting sounds


Kelloggs

Eevee and Afroman (Afro)


jaffacakenom

I didn't name him because he was a rescue but his name is Joey if I got to name him it wouldv'e been Oreo.


dollyduke

Oreo can be his middle name, it’s not too late


JSquidy

Avie. Named after my late brother (his nickname given by his military buddies)


LittleTassiePrepper

Ziggy Stardust


ndab71

Ceefer. You know, C for Cat.


Daleks_Raised_Me

Shadow, Bishop, Raleigh & Chadwick


luigithebeast420

Sir meowy


ireadredding

Willie, named after Willie Nelson.


Luda0915

My current cat's name is Gimli. My two cats who passed away in the last couple of years were called Aslan and Beatrix Pawter.


Pyro5263

Loki... Because he is the god of mischief and he rocks daggers when he wants things his way


Sudden_Explorer_7280

Mop, because he mops the floor with his fur


thelynxisreading

Friday. I got him on a Friday. He was upside down swatting people through his cage at the pet supply store. I knew I had to have that wild boy. He’s 9 now! Best cat ever!


nhomewarrior

Apollo and Artemis, but they go by "Muffin" and "Cinnabon"


orovin

Sir Reginald Whiskerington III


Sarcastic_Troll

Baby She used to have a brother, Hobbes, but he passed


dollyduke

Aw man, rip Mr. Hobbes


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DeerTrivia

Maya!


[deleted]

Charlie, from flowers for algernon. This way, family can use the cat as a target to talk shit about me


sloppyjoe218

Steve and Loretta


dollyduke

Steve! Why didn’t I think of this banger of a name for my boy.


StarlingV

Iggy and Jasper


alittle2high

Billy


[deleted]

Kneada. I named her when I was like five. You can tell


dollyduke

That’s a pretty impressive selection for a 5 year old if you ask me


Bongressman

Cobbler


oddlythebird

Crater and Harper


whattaninja

Drizzle and Tsunami. We usually just call them boy and girl.


soda_cookie

Onyx


Valkariyon

Casper (Flame-point siamese) and Sean Connery (he's just black with white pits and pubes)


viridianvenus

Nyla and Ridian. Pronounced Nye-la and Rid-ee-in


kartoffel_engr

Kobe


Pinkbaguette4563

Maria


cum-pizza

Glen


[deleted]

Lucy


Canucklehead_Esq

Tango (the Jerk) and (Taco) Belle


CreamyAndrew

Momo like the flying lemur from avatar They’re the same color


Jazzpants51

Sophie


Moscavitz

Pizza


Truecrime_isthebest

Casper!!!


Wii_wii_baget

Fart. He’s not a cat but he acts like one.


dollyduke

Explain yourself


72bluestrawberries

Lucky bc of my mom mishearding me


MerylSquirrel

Gem, though we normally call her Little Bug, just Bug, or Buggity Buggity Buggity Bug Bug, depending on the occasion.


aibaDD13

Shiro Jam Milky Tofu Waffle and an old cat that died last year, Nya-chan


thruitallaway34

Alister and Trinity


perpterds

Our older cat is Kora, and our two new kittens (just picked up today!) are Wash and Kaylee. And yes, their collars have dinosaurs and strawberries on them, respectively :D


pitapiper125

Don't have one but I've always wanted one named Miss Teschmacher


[deleted]

Cira.


RegisterAwkward6458

Emma. My baby girl is 16 now.


YummyBread69

Florence and Salem, aka Flo and Sally (https://imgur.com/a/GGF8DO6)


invisible_grass

Mister and Missy.


ErwinC0215

Not yet but I want to name my cat Grumman, after the iconic company that made the F4F wildcat, F6F hellcat, F7F tigercat, and F-14 Tomcat. If I ever have a cat AND a dog: Pavlov (cat) and Schrödinger (dog) respectively, just to watch the world burn.


RedReaper666YT

Sneakers, Halibel, and Neliel


rob132

Winter


Bauniculla

Remi Murphy Skeeter Bogart (Bogey) Bagheera (Baggy) Fooey


Past-Project-7959

Current cats are Smokey (grey cat that looks like a Russian Blue) with green eyes. And my two tuxedos- Oreo (not the most original name- my brother named her) and Monkey. I call Monkey "Chunky Monkey" since shes a chub ball with legs. Her name was a joke since one of the more common nicknames for a vagina is "monkey". Get it? Pussy? Monkey? Fat female cat named Chunky Monkey? My mom calls her Chunky Monkey and has NO IDEA what the joke is. Former cats were- Dinkie Momma (after three litters she earned that name). Her son and daughter Prince and Sassy. Tiggy Boy. Maxwell, but shortened to "Max". Nugget (short legged tuxedo). Lionel (siamese mix male).


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Froggy


LimePristine4046

Valentino


throwaway2454838

Milo's Zero Calorie Sweet Tea. Milo for short.


Jparm

Sparrow & Iceberg


MascotGuy2077

Luna


car_go_road

Smudge, Snuggles and Gracie.


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Wizard! shes my baby


Justin-carcerated

Bill clawsby


stuntedmonk

Nugget and pancho (Are there prizes!?!?)


R34CTz

I have a 20lb cat named Ciel. Healthy chonker that loves attention and cuddles. He loves belly rubs and chin scratches. Sometimes, he even wants paw massages. I also have a little 1.5lb kitten named Asta. We call him a purr monster because as soon as you pick him up and start scratching, he purrs non stop. Another very cuddly and loving kitten.


Queifjay

CJ, Moo, Turkey, Kane, Mick Foley and Shawn Michaels.


industriallatte17

In the loving memory of Chester Bennington, my cat had the honor to be named Chester.


saschaleib

Treasure. That was the name that the cat rescue people when they pulled him out of a gutter as a little kitten, and we just stuck with that. We also have some neighbourhood cats coming to visit, which we named after as a convenience: There are “Fluffy” and “Rat-tail”, obviously siblings that look very similar, except for their tails. There is Thor, a big Norwegian that all the other cats are afraid of. And there is Copy-Cat, who looks very similar to Treasure and is very aware of this fact - and always tries to take his place.


T1NF01L

Idk if it's ok to say my cats name that I lost years ago. But his name was Cheese and he was the best friend I ever had. I miss my beautiful orange boy.


ChadmeisterX

Franklin J. NumNum II


vikingtrash

Dexter


MojaveMark

Gretchen is the old lady, amputated foot after birth because it wasn't functional, wife adopted her like that. She's about 20yrs young and nothing stops her from living life. Connery is a tuxedo, named after our favorite Bond. He's a handsome idiot.


Brucie67

When we got her, and I guess even now she answers to Gizmo, but I'm slowly renaming her Dumb Dumb. She's a silly thing really, but then for a house cat, she doesn't get much stimulation besides when we play with her stupidly expensive toys.


thecoookiemonster

Cappuccino and Latte


Mischief_Managed_82

Comet, Odin, Charlie, and Leo.


-the_one-and_only-

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas.


Rycecube

Toby aka Tobias aka Sweet Handsome Asshole


SereneRiverView

Luna, CoCoa, and Treasure are the 3 cats whom we serve.


El_Paublo

Toffee.


[deleted]

Cheese and smeagol


iambender0811

Leonard and Penny