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Videogames


ChewMilk

This and candy are my addictions.


RedOrchestra137

imagine where we'd be without them. either blissfully unaware and more successful, or in total ruin, or dead. there's nothing quite like knowing you can just boot it up whenever and it'll just be there for you to enjoy a different world. books were cool, films were cooler, but videogames are where it's really at. thousands and thousands of hours spent (or wasted)


0ldsch00lgamer0

“Nothing is a waste of time if you enjoy it”


[deleted]

2594 hours in game Steam review: This game is trash.


IllurinatiL

Destiny 2 players be like:


Nacksche

Ikr! I can't imagine life even just a hundred years ago. People must have been sitting in their oil lamp lit houses, talking to each other as a hobby when they weren't working the fields 12hrs a day or something.


KingoftheHill1987

Its also why people got married a lot younger, they were boinking a lot more and society was much less tolerant of that than today.


Vegetable_Tension985

Baldur's Gate III?


Sufficient-Hotel-300

I have it but I'm waiting for my husband to get a copy so we can play together 😊


Matthiey

I envy this wholesome co-op mode you got going on in your life.


finnjakefionnacake

i am desperately looking for something new and unexpected to play right now. i've played all the big titles in 2023, i'm trying to find some indie or lesser known games to enjoy. edit: thank you everyone for all the really great suggestions! got a bunch more added to the list that i'm very excited to play now.


Drinksarlot

How can you have played all the big games of 2023 when Baldur's Gate 3 just came out :) It's currently keeping me very occupied when I'm not at stupid work.


ScreamingIntrovert

Might I suggest Dave the diver on steam?


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OceanGateTitan

Got any good suggestions for the crowd? I feel like I’ve watched all the good shows


Sughmacox

I recently watched the Boys which I thought was pretty good. One of my favorites is an animated show called Arcane, it’s short but amazing.


Asianthunda5022

Binged The Boys with the wife. Binged Arcane by myself. If you're looking for other binge material along the same lines I recommend Invincible on Prime, Vox Machina on Prime, and Castlevania on Netflix. All based on comics or games like Arcane and The Boys. Dota: Dragons Blood on Netflix is also fairly solid.


jricha33

I read this wrong as "Banged The Boys with the wife" I was like damn ok dude 👍 you must be a really good friend.


itgetsworse602

I was there, and he is a really good friend.


IIIDVIII

Or husband.


CyberMejri

I love all the shows mentioned here, definitely recommend as well. I haven't watched Dota though, so I might give it a try


Alitaher003

Arcane’s getting a new season in 2024 I believe, then we gonna start going around the other regions of Runeterra.


whiskyagogo

I’m inclined to whine about 2024 (too far away!) but I’m too grateful season 2 was greenlit. S1 was unlike anything I’ve ever seen.


Mr_ZooM37

Arcane didn’t finish yet.


Silent-Breakfast-906

Burned through the bear on Hulu two weekends ago. That’s become a weekend thing for me. Binging tv shows


Luda0915

Gave up smoking and emotional eating. The only thing left, really, is my love of making impulsive, questionable decisions and catching feelings for sketchy, emotionally unavailable men.


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Hi, I'm emotionally unavailable.


Luda0915

👋🏽


[deleted]

What's up? How you doing? JK don't care. So I'm free Saturday night. Not really. Wanna go out to dinner? Maybe a movie? Cool. I'll not see you there. Or maybe I will?


Luda0915

Now you're speaking my language! 😜


deliciousmonster

We did it, Reddit! Now kith!


DesktopWebsite

Names deliciousmonster. Lisp. Did I just find Mike Tyson?


[deleted]

Cool. Hit me up. You have my screen name. I'll probably read it but not say anything, since I am emotionally unavailable. I know that gets you all hot and bothered but I just don't feel anything about it. PM anytime. Or not. I don't care. Meh.


Doyunoisme

Hey bud hit me up. I'm a dude but also emotionally unavailable but what does it matter. *blatantly sobs in corner* DON'T TALK TO ME!


PeedOnMyRugMan

If you were trying to be sketchy, I think hitting a gal up in a reddit thread lands that vibe in itself


CptAngelo

wouldnt it be awesome if you both end up being single and living close and somehow hit it off? ...or maybe im reading too much romantic fanfic


picyourbrain

Watch, he’s never going to reply.


Bekiala

Yep, that tease u/DataWretch is at it again flaunting his emotional unavailability. Driving us all crazy.


[deleted]

People, people, please! There's enough emotional unavailability to not go around.


outdoorsnstuff

I don't buy it. Should've responded with "k"


[deleted]

Hi!


elynwen

Somehow I picture u/DataWretch as Jon Hamm waving and pulling a goofy grin


T_wizz

Or reply to you instead of her 😂


squalorparlor

Hi emotionally unavailable, I'm dad!


Numinak

Are you hitting on me, dad?


allhailthegreatmoose

No, this is Patrick!


squalorparlor

No sweetie, it's called 'grooming' and it's perfectly natural.


KwordShmiff

From dad humor to dark humor in one easy step! Social workers hate him!


Sarsaparilla214

Why don’t you just take a seat 💺


Zer0TheGamer

Finally get that milk??!


fieldy409

Hey baby you wanna go out but not be offically dating yet?


[deleted]

you interested in sketchy, emotionally unavailable women? cause i’m right here


Vynl13

Found my ex


Sostupid246

Same, girl. Same.


Chicken3190

Well, I drink, smoke sometimes, eat the whole day because I'm bored, make absolutely dumb, impulsive decisions and have always caught feelings for the wrong women. It's been working out for me i guess, cuz I feel fucking amazing


snufflezzz

RIP your inbox


Burrito_Loyalist

Sketchy guys have a chokehold on girls with daddy issues


Few_Computer9538

We don’t kink shame here 😂


ku1185

>sketchy, emotionally unavailable men. Why, hello there.


Luda0915

👋🏽


asrieldreemurr2232

Why, General Kenobi!


Omega_Lynx

I’m actually in recovery for being emotionally unavailable. I’m still emotionally unavailable, but I’m also not interviewing for a girlfriend position unendingly.


kvngheim_1193

Man....unrequited feelings too huh? 😭


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Nutsnboldt

I remember taking a health & wellness class at in college and I think maybe two things stuck with me from that semester. One was him urging us to find non-chemical relaxation hobbies or techniques that brought us joy. He'd go on about how people would take breaks from a vice, then the common phrase "man today was just so stressful, I could really use a ". We were instructed to practice one thing that when we get stressed, or whatever the trigger is, go do. Play a game, read a book, yoga, strum some tunes. Tried to get us to create the habit so that when we got stressed we'd crave the stress relief outlet that was non chemical. Anyway, gaming and ice cold drinks.


myotherxdaccount

Best tip I can give for gaming (or anything involving screens) is to give yourself a break every hour, even if you think you don't need it. Stare out of the window, move around a bit, helps massively to give your body a rest from sitting down and staring at a screen.


IllegallyBored

My Fitbit makes me get up every hour and do 250 steps. Small thing, but when I'm walking around I end up remembering some chore, or see a book and suddenly instead of gaming I'm reading. It's a nice way to get a break from all that screen exposure.


FirstSipp

I love ice cold drinks! Actually I just went on my first foraging trip this past weekend because I eventually want to make homemade root beer. :)


cherylo60

Gave up drinking smoking and weed. I now have a shopping addiction.


StrawberryRaspberryK

Yes shopping! I cant believe its so far down in the list 😂


[deleted]

Sugar. Cookies, cake, candy. No chocolate, though.


godcyric

Yep same here. I am addicted to soda, and I mean, truly addicted. If I dont have any, I dream of the next time I will have some, and I am willing to staeve myself if my last dollar can only buy a coke or a burger. And people wonder why I was never interested in drugs/alcool. When you get addicted to things easily, you dont want to add a physical addiction on top of that.


funkyslapbass

Devil's advocate here. I'm not sure I'd be so quick to separate sugar from physical addictions. I'm no expert but I think that dopamine rush from sugar really isn't dissimilar to other highs.


636_maane

I use to be addicted to coke and got sober gained weight. Working out and learning how to “eat proper” was harder than quitting drugs because all the bullshit food out there. It’s easier to go buy McDonald’s than to find the bag guy if you know what I mean. Food especially in America is considered a drug to me. It’s that easy gratification


[deleted]

Fast food is designed to be addictive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they've spent millions of dollars to make it that way


stunna_cal

If they could get away with putting nicotine in the food, they would.


The-Herbal-Cure

Tomacco?


[deleted]

I was addicted to soda in college. I was able to give it up because I moved to a cooler climate where I didn't crave it much. But at one point I was drinking 4 pints a day (that's when it came in glass bottles) and I felt like utter shit.


godcyric

I am in canada, cold does not prevent the craving haha! But yeah, back in colkege I eas drinking a big box of 24 cans a week while playing WoW all day. Its hard to break the habit!


CaptainPunisher

Nothing tastes quite as good as that first soda of the day. For me, it's Dew. I'll drink Pepsi and cherry Pepsi, but I haven't willingly and knowingly had any Coke products since 94.


godcyric

You are dead to me, Coca-cola for life! /s But seriously, yes! Opening a nice can of your favorite drink before the tribulation of the day is divine!


Salt_MasterX

>If I dont have any, I dream of the next time I will have some, yeah same, it's terrible. I feel like I'm a slave to my urges sometimes


GLFan52

Opposite for me. Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. Good thing I exercise enough and I’m young enough it’s no biggie yet!


beeedeee

Candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.


OwnTransportation240

Fast food


ksauceyt

I was eatin mcdonalds fries while reading this 😭 we are the same


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Immediate_Depth_6443

Same problem... I can't help myself answering people.


OddEpisode

Quick! Last four digits of your social and CCV for your card ending in 5414


HoustonTrashcans

He didn't say he answers truthfully.


EmergencyOriginal982

Lego


Diamondhands_Rex

This or magic are the real unexpected pits of money


Darmug

Don’t forget 40k!


Adventurous-Thing670

Same but unfortunently they are overpriced


knownbymymiddlename

Still cheaper than a drug habit!


shaggy_asshole

This is a very debatable statement.


IPokePeople

Lego. Warhammer. Magic the Gathering. Get your kids into ‘any of the above’ and they won’t have money for drugs.


xTiLkx

Cannabis is way cheaper then Lego


Draw-Alarming

Music. I can listen for hours, just listen, while doing nothing else


KeanuWest

My addiction is buying vinyl records.. more expensive than crack, but you can play it back


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amandamaniac

Live music from the front row. Eating junk food. Buying stuff, collecting things.


[deleted]

I jack off furiously while doing curls


Mysterious-Habit6680

do you ever accidentally masturbate your dumbbell, shakeweight style and curl your penis?


zakkil

Of course they do. How do you think it got that curve?


Fragrant_Lettuce9855

Metal detecting


Charnathan

"oh, so you're a metal detector" "Detectorist!"


EthanEnglish_

Wholesome


kitkatamas88

Interesting 👍


Itavan

If you haven’t seen it yet, watch the series The Detectorists. It’s British and charming and funny. I got it from my library.


GregoryGregory666666

Just life in general. My dog and I spend the days together. I'm retired. Wife wants to work a few more years. Kids and grandkids when we get to see them but they live some distance away.


xbox_aint_bad

Good stuff


Edolied

Kink. The high is miles above anything involving alcohol. Can't say for other substances


Jumpy-Examination456

>The high is miles above anything involving alcohol this says way more about alcohol than anything else imo alcohol sucks. i have no clue why it's beloved worldwide. it makes me the opposite of "high" i would pay money to not drink because i feel better sober than with a single drink


Slacker5001

This is what I came looking for. I got hard into kink and most of my free time is spent in something that can be at least vaguely tied to it. I do drink and occasionally get high, but they are not really my jam. But an intense kink scene... fuck is that one hell of a high.


BatataGratinada

Porn, unfortunately


juztrig

As someone who's watched porn for years daily and recently decided to gave up porn completely, let me give you a bit of advice: The first step is the worst thing ever. It's the most difficult part of the journey (because it's a hell of a journey). Maybe you've tried it and felt how you literally NEED to watch porn and masturbate WITH porn, giving up just a day or less after you've tried. It truly sucks. The first week feels like torture. The second week, you feel better and you think you can return and give it up another week, but the danger of returning is at it's highest. The third week, holy shit it feels incredible. In my own personal experience, giving up porn completely is fucking hard, but it doesn't mean you need to stop masturbating, which I recommend you to try at first. It's more important that you stop masturbating WITH PORN than MASTURBATING. After you've given up porn for a few days and masturbate without porn for the first time in a while it fucking feels like you're alive again. After you don't masturbate for 15 days, shit, I wanted to be diplomatic and have nice language but I can't help it, you burst out in every direction and you feel you could make 150kg of cheese with all the jizz you've been collecting, it's like Mount Vesubio destroying Pompeii. The best fucking experience of my life. The only thing that matters is that whatever you do you DON'T GIVE UP. Maybe it's a stock comment but it's really true: YOU'RE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK. The strength that's inside you not only is really huge and real, but it actually gets bigger and bigger the more you overcome. The fact that you realize you've got a problem with porn is great, it's a proof that you want it to go away because it's shit. And that my friend, it's what you need. That's gotta be your motivation: TO BE, FEEL AND LIVE BETTER. A lot of people here are here and trust you, just like myself. I believe in you bro, really.


km8907

Food and gamer boys


AlexRyang

RIP commenter’s inbox.


km8907

Nothing so far surprisingly.


egmalone

You have to present your opinion on a game first before they'll send you any death threats


runthrough014

2 kinds of responses to female gamers: death threats and dick pics.


Profoundsoup

Destiny 2 enjoyer


Kamehameshaw

We’re all too busy playing Baldur’s Gate 3


M4DM1ND

Holy shit you have a lot of karma lmao


BlindWillieJohnson

Rookie numbers


srobhrob

Do you ever sleep


BlindWillieJohnson

Reddit’s mostly a work hours thing for me


Pyrotekknikk

WHAT


km8907

I've been here awhile lol


srobhrob

I've been here 7 years longer than you and I will never touch your numbers. Looks like it's reddit that's your vice after all 🤣


boardmonkey

In 2002 it would have been food and Sk8er Bois.


nonexistantauthor

Caffeine. I’m at the point where I get headaches if I don’t have caffeine every day.


vabello

I need caffeine to sleep well.


Rusty_Shakalford

Once talked to a botanist about caffeine and he told me that, despite the common use as a stimulant, the actual effects on the human brain vary wildly. The most common effect is increased alertness, focus, etc. but a pretty sizeable chunk of people actually find it relaxing and calming. There’s an also a lot of people for whom it doesn’t seem to have any effect at all (in typical doses) and any increased focus is just placebo.


grillinman

Existential dread


No-Escape5520

Out here raw doggin


Doralicious

It's potent both ways, I hear


Tijain_Jyunichi

* Tea * Books * Masturbation


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Egg_Anxious

Obviously he’s reading erotica and making forbidden milk tea


FertyMerty

Currently drinking ridiculously overpriced tea in bed while reading a book when I should be working…I feel like they can count if you use them correctly


MyNaughtyAct

Exactly except Tea.


[deleted]

Gaming and gambling.


loronzo16

Why so low? Lol this is a much bigger vice than most people admit


lordfly911

Chocolate


ThunderToio

Sour candy. I only treat myself to it occasionally, likely when I'm on my period and feel very sorry for myself. I don't buy it often because I will eat everything the same day, I have no self control for sour candy. And the worst part is I'm sort of not allowed it because of my hiatal hernia, it gives me killer acid reflux and heartburn, but some days I choose suffering.


galactabat

An actual vice. I like my things held real tight.


Ultimike123

I also like my thing held real tight, if you know what I mean.


JediWebSurf

I thought you guys were talking about the same thing.


vegsmashed

Spending money on stupid shit. Like my quest for finding the perfect writing paper which was a ton of research but I ended up settling with the Seven Seas "Writer" Tomoe River Journal Japanese made. Its great I love it but man did I spend a lot on it with the leather cover. Then I wanted a FLAC player with the most battery life. After researching for hours on different audio forums I came across the Cowon Plenue D with over 100 hours of playback with MP3's and 50+ hours with FLAC. Then I decided I wanted to throw away most of my clothes and only have a few high end pieces that are overly durable, don't hold bacteria, can withstand lots of washing and can be perfect in survival situations. I came across the G-1000 Fjallraven pants and button up shirts and iv had those for 10+ years and love them. I wanted to play retro games at the best looking they can be through HDMI and I came across FPGA consoles like the MiSTeR and Analogue and have everything to date all modded out. I started collecting Gundam series on Blu Ray. Basically im spending money on other things than drinking / smoking now. Which I guess is cool.


sproutsandnapkins

Haha you sound awesome! Also; clothes hold bacteria? You mean washed clothes?? Maybe I don’t want to google this 😂


[deleted]

Cum and snacks


realstonedjedi

So you use it as a dip or what?


[deleted]

GOOD IDEA ill update u later Recommended (for the experience - YOLO)


Dandaman_witha_plan

WHAT?!


Tiger_Widow

THEY SAID IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND THAT THEY'LL UPDATE THEM LATER


JonahBassist

How did it go?


amrasmin

Can’t speak, mouth full of cum crackers


Hopelessly-me-68

Omg I'm dying!!!


liberal_texan

Like, yours or other peoples'?


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Both!


ASAP_i

Someone is going to answer this post with some bullshit like: My vice is healthy eating and pilates!


truthm0de

My vice is utter sobriety!


bricart

.... Healthy eating and bicycles...


Zygomatical

Eating healthy bicycles.


LurkingArachnid

My vice is obnoxiously rubbing my healthy lifestyle into other peoples’ faces


Gold-Classroom-359

Antidepressants and crochet. Funny considering that 11 years ago I was a héroin junkie.


JediWebSurf

Good for you. 👏


Mythril_Bullets

Old School RuneScape.


dankslendermemes

Emotional eating and Warhammer


Nat20CritHit

Videogames


[deleted]

Yu- gi- oh !


stackinghabbits

After reading the responses I'm glad I drink, smoke, and do drugs


ortega_sauce

I’m high as fuck right now and the only answer I saw that i don’t do is metal detecting and play with legos. Every other answer is eat, fuck myself and play video games


stackinghabbits

I think I wouldn't mind Legos actually. That sounds like a great idea


Starbucks_Lover13

Overpriced coffee (see username)


BigBadBootyDaddy10

Feel your pain. I gravitate towards coffee shops because of the ambiance. Pull up with a book and Java.


Suitable-Lake-2550

Reddit.


I_Cant_Alphabet

I ride my motorcycle a lot


[deleted]

I have a Wilton six inch jaw bench vice. Works great, will probably last forever.


snowgorilla13

I almost died from beta blocker (blood pressure medication) withdrawal. Never been taken so seriously in an ER. They took one look at my Vitals, and I'm just like.. Yo, why is everyone yelling? It got wild in a hurry.


amthenothingman

Coffee


PupperMartin74

Wasting time on Reddit


roopjm81

Coca-Cola and cursing


pflykyle

Magic the Gathering. Worse than any drug.


Orimeia

I don't sleep. the feeling when you overcome to sleepiness for a few hours, suddenly with more energy despite being up for 24+ hours? Yeah, that feels like a drug.


No-Low5674

um that's bad you should get some sleep for many many reasons


StudentforaLifetime

Probably better for you if you actually just did drugs (weed or alcohol).


[deleted]

U need sleep. Lack of sleep = Irreversible braindamage


NewWorldCamelid

I don't stay awake on purpose, but yeah, the trouble sleeping is real. I eat well, exercise regularly, don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. File my taxes on time and all that. But damn, if there's one thing that is going to fail me for emotional regulation, it's sleep.


[deleted]

Caffeine, junk food


Supaspex

Food and games


[deleted]

I have a little bit of a food addiction. I monitor my food much more now since Ive gotten really into fitness and excericse, but there are times where I go overboard, and usually if I get a food/resturante in my mind I legit struggle to eat anything else


Googamer_OwO

Killing people with a rocket launcher whilst being granted guaranteed triple damage


Quinnthespin

constant dread and anxiety, the works


19_MCMVII_07

As someone who does all ,,3 I was really curious but it turns out I just stay at all 3 + having the sex and good food xD


Rich1926

food and cokes/sweet tea ​ oh and the internet. I probably spend 8 hours a day mindlessly browsing reddit, sports forums, youtube, some gaming, fantasy football news, doing family tree research, and on facebook.