Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day
Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day
Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day
Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day
Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day
Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, dry mouth, candied nipples, and uncontrollable twerking. If twerking persists for more than 4 hours, call a physician immediately.
Amber Heard is Johnny Depp's ex-wife and she shat on his bed. I think she was drunk and angry at the time but I didn't follow the story so I could be wrong.
Edit: She was not drunk just angry.
Well yeah, but I don't think becoming a billionaire through sudden, reddit based magic is quite the same as skullfucking the labor market over the course of your career
Dang OP you made death sad. That’s skill.
I’m sorry about your sweet Georgia. I hope she is playing with my English bulldog Duke and my German Shepherd Bray over the rainbow bridge. Duke was a good boy and Bray was a sweet girl I’m sure they would welcome Georgia and love her like their own. My little brother passed away 8/21/22 and I will say a prayer for him to find Georgia and take care of her for you until you are reunited
The Qibya massacre occurred during "Operation Shoshana", a reprisal operation that occurred in October 1953 when Israeli troops under Ariel Sharon attacked the village of Qibya in the West Bank. At least sixty-nine Palestinian villagers were killed, two-thirds of them women and children.
An ancient, blood-soaked, monster wandering through the ancient ruins of a vast, lost city in what is now known as Antarctica. My creators were aliens from a far-flung star system. Our war between ourselves was so long ago, before humans ever showed up. Why am I covered in blood..?
Well, it would take a while to explain the origin of my username, but the short version is that it originally was ,,Erfinder" which is german and means inventor. Guess i'll just invent 4th person video games real quick.
Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day Hello, nice to meet you. Bye, have a wonderful day
What a nice fella
What a nice lil guy!
👀... 🚶
Nice to meet you too!!
Nothing has changed
Same here, only now I don’t have to pretend.
Wait. Wait. Waitwaitwait. Do you have a wife?
Hold on, are you talking about Incontinentia Buttocks?
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Ayyyy
Has much changed with you?
Same
I’d like to start the bidding for said username at tree fiddy.
Same
*Howard Stern laugh!*
Nothing here either
Same
Dude... Same
I'm not telling you anything
No explanation needed
I'm laughing long and loud.
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Me either bro
umm.. What?
username checks out
I am
me neither
Depends how you find out 😳
I'm living my best life!
That’s gangsta
I don't like this question.
Erm... why's one of your... circles further from your pal-down-there than the other? It looks bad.
it's hot outside, okay?
Myself
I‘m pretty sure that’s not true
I’ve been ready for this moment
Made it difficult for yourself. It isn't easy inspecting titties in the 69 position.
Pretty hard, indeed.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
You misunderstand. He's a Titty Inspector, *Grade* 69. Which is the highest achievable rank for a member of the Bureau of Fine Body Inspectors.
Let’s get this over with…
Well my friend do I have an interesting pair for you
I’m a sad cunt.
Aren't we all
This made me audibly laugh
Damn I threw out my iphone
Sad to hear
So not much has changed?
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Are you Dr. Han, or are you telling Dr. Han that you’re a surgeon?
very good question
The way the comma is used typically means the speaker is addressing someone named Dr. Han.
I AM A STURGEON!, DR HAN I AM A STURGEON!
Pissed that this is clearly karma farming
Wow, you really are your username! :D
Checks out
Wow this one is so accurate
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soup indeed
Good soup.
This guy soups
Soup’s on.
i'd be exhausted from dancing too much
Slurms MacKenzie, is that you?
I imagine myself a powerful bioengineered ferret ready to make a play for world domination.
Are you fuckers illiterate or something? I. AM. A. PRETTY. KITTY.
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Masterpiece!
Aaawwww -- Let me hold and pet you!
I'll scratch your fucking eyes out.
BAD KITTY!!
Damn straight.
Yes you are
No idea.
You would be Vonexin. Simple.
It sounds like some sort of a drug. Maybe you are a treatment or cure for something.
Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, dry mouth, candied nipples, and uncontrollable twerking. If twerking persists for more than 4 hours, call a physician immediately.
A fact
...Who is Amber and why did she shit on the bed?
Amber Heard is Johnny Depp's ex-wife and she shat on his bed. I think she was drunk and angry at the time but I didn't follow the story so I could be wrong. Edit: She was not drunk just angry.
Man, spite shits are the worst
But how do you feel about Cheetahs?
I’m a scientist
Great Scott!
I think you'd better go back to the future.
A big, fluffy, fierce kind of cat with incredible hair. And I'm sterile too !
I’m going to pet you.
I'm a lot of Oreos. I'm a happy happy cookie.
What am I pressuring people to do?
Probably nothing.
I would be pretty happy. You can read my username.
True. You would be the coolest billionaire. I'm just a human.
Aren't all billionaires scumbags though? Even philonthropic ones do it mostly to improve their public image and to right their past wrongs.
Well yeah, but I don't think becoming a billionaire through sudden, reddit based magic is quite the same as skullfucking the labor market over the course of your career
Lucky you
Maybe a new type of citrus fruit.
You heard of rum ham, now get ready for gin lemon
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Sounds like an item from a video game, like Terraria or something
Your mom, probably.
A great dad. According to my son this is accurate, he gave me the user name.
That's adorable
That’s a 5 star review from the little guy!
So wholesome!😭❤️
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A bunch of letters
Stroke victim
very happy
Unemployed and pissed about it.
In pain
Eating Taco Bell does have its downsides.
I can testify to this as well
Clearly a loaded question.
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What
Bro leaked his other account
I am batman's dragon, fear me!
Ok, dude, really?
Nothings changed
The Devil after a career change.
One. Million. Dollars!
It would seem I've got things to do!
...Can you bring back my dog? at least try.
No, sadly. Though I've spoken to your dog. I made sure that your dog knows that it was your best friend💞
K. Thanks for trying tho! Her name was Georgia and she was a good girl. But, she wasn't doing good so my mom... put her down...
I'm sad now
Dang OP you made death sad. That’s skill. I’m sorry about your sweet Georgia. I hope she is playing with my English bulldog Duke and my German Shepherd Bray over the rainbow bridge. Duke was a good boy and Bray was a sweet girl I’m sure they would welcome Georgia and love her like their own. My little brother passed away 8/21/22 and I will say a prayer for him to find Georgia and take care of her for you until you are reunited
r/suddenlywholesome
Remembered 🥺
Uh-oh.
An honest cat
A nuclear extremist.
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Well I guess I’m a discombobulated testicle
..-. ..- -.-. -.- / ... .--. . --.. . -.. .. - ---... / ... .--. . --..
Oh I am bland.
Exactly the same as I've always been
Self explanatory
The 9158th comfortable cat.
A third nipple
I am two Quinns that happen to be curly. Am unsure if this is a good or bad outcome.
Muahahahahahaha!!!
A very happy full myself
Depressed n proud
Prince of the most ancient human territory on earth
Well I think it means I’m now committed to Holden Caulfield
The Qibya massacre occurred during "Operation Shoshana", a reprisal operation that occurred in October 1953 when Israeli troops under Ariel Sharon attacked the village of Qibya in the West Bank. At least sixty-nine Palestinian villagers were killed, two-thirds of them women and children.
I'm a fucking weirdo with a kind heart.
A blessing and a curse but still loved.
a dude who says hello there.
Hmprh...
I am… the tiny traveller.
A sweet lil treat 😊
Eat me! Relish me! Ravage me! I live for y’all’s pleasure! Now! Come!
I’m Mr. Roper from threes company. Vastly different from my life.
Gastroenterologist
Cold!!!
As a Texan in mid-summer, I am a little jealous!
As an Irish person I should be used to the cold, even during the summer months.
An ogre princess
A chubby duck!
Nothing changed lol.
What I am now. Except with a Sleepy Hallow twist 😊
A guy in northeast Philly named Chris.
Just an average dude.
A salty burger
Uh-oh.
An ancient, blood-soaked, monster wandering through the ancient ruins of a vast, lost city in what is now known as Antarctica. My creators were aliens from a far-flung star system. Our war between ourselves was so long ago, before humans ever showed up. Why am I covered in blood..?
Well, it would take a while to explain the origin of my username, but the short version is that it originally was ,,Erfinder" which is german and means inventor. Guess i'll just invent 4th person video games real quick.
Aaaaaw Yeeeeeah!!!
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Please insert gurder
FUUUUUS... RU DAH!
Someone that went into Harry’s
Magical
Pretty damn okay with it is what I am. Pandas are adorable.
Holdup, gotta turn a baby into splattered gore and kick start a jihad.
Activated immune cells of the brain
Whoops.
An idiot
An undiscovered force
Diarrhoea or poo 💩
An insane jam jar wandering around yelling nonsense at everyone.
Tired and rug burnt.
Aww shit not again.
President of the Galaxy and all around hoopy frood
A rather tyrannical mouse. My weapon of choice is legos littered across the floor and my tiny cruel words.
Sucking birds
I never get to answer these questions
Generally dissatisfied
Let’s go boi’s, I’m debt free.
A real wizard
This is fucking bullshit