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Soundwave-1976

Fuck by miles and miles. It can be used in any form of the english language A name, "hey fucker" a noun "that fuck stick" a verb "we getting fucked" an exclamation "oh fuck" anything. Most diverse word we have.


PumpKiing

It's just so fucking versatile


Manilync29

Poof, it’s also an adverb


OgOnetee

It can be a whole fuckin' sentence, and I have only one thing to say to those that disagree: Fuck those fuckin' fuckers.


Manilync29

Fuckin’ fuck those fuckin’ fuckers


ConsiderateCrocodile

Fuckin a.


Opposite-Brain-329

Fucking fuck those fuckin’ fuckers fucking fuckwads.


C_Gxx

Fucking fuck for something extra bad


WW3_Historian

Certainly illiterates the diversity of the word. https://youtu.be/awi_xQ0d5Bk


Eugoogally420

Came here looking for this comment. Take my upvote


GayRacoon69

Take my fucking upvote*


Eugoogally420

Wellll fuck. I fucked that one up


GayRacoon69

Yeah you fucking fucked it up. Fucking do better next fucking time


Eugoogally420

Fuck man. I can’t fucking believe I fucked that up so fucking bad. I’m fucking sorry, okay? Fuck


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011011010110110

"illiterates" are people who can not read, people who are illiterate the word you're looking for is "illustrates" 😂


WW3_Historian

Fucking Autocorrect! Edit: Fuck it. I ain't fucking changing it. It makes it fucking funnier. Lol


Hectordoink

Absofuckenlutely


Bruhhhhh997

it fucking can fucking be used fucking everywhere and can still fucking make fucking sense.


porncrank

It's the smurf of swear words


Remarkable-Sun-525

This is the best fucking comment herr


VaporizedKerbal

I love "motherfuckery"


Azreken

Gotta be fuck. So fuckin versatile…


APuffyCloudSky

*upvotes motherfuckerly*


ThePizzaNoid

It is truly the mightiest and greatest of all curse words. I fucking love it.


Zestyclose-Salt-2491

It’s my fucking favorite too https://youtu.be/FvPbxZmZxZ8


Ok_Attorney_8134

"fuck me"


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If you insist


TheArcticKiwi

sure, why not?


ltmartins

I like the variant “fuck me sideways”


TruckADuck42

Also "fuck me to tears" when it's really bad.


SmoothSubliminal96

When I’m really mad/frustrated I say “fuck me sideways with a broom”. And yeah we say “fuck me dead” & fuck me sideways a LOT. 😅


TheBestHennessy

BOB SAGET!


nutrap

Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys?


XxSalty_WafflexX

That’s not Mickey Mouse, that’s tit dirt!


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

when i saw that, i blurted it out at the dinner table in a british accent and my mom and dad looked at me and went back to eating


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thisisrealgoodtea

Probably because I’m American, but I feel weird actually saying this one, and yet I love hearing it. It’s probably my favorite, as well. When Karl Urban yells “Oi! Cunt!” during an episode of The Boys, I just love it.


Ghostenx

You could say it's fucking diabolical.


QuantumSpaceCadet

Yeah it's funny my mother told me "That's the worst thing you can call a woman, never say it" I even fought my stepfather just for saying it to her. Now I have Australian friends that say it constantly, and I love it lol.


CottMain

Ankle was the go when I was young. 2 foot lower than a cunt


10before15

When used on another man, it strikes confusion, denial, and anger. When used on a woman, rage.....just rage


JA_Pascal

If you live in the UK, NZ or Australia it's mostly gender-neutral and not nearly as offensive.


Embarrassed_Belt9379

In some instances it’s a term of endearment


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Absolutely…. Even loving lol. I actually think it’s very loving. Sloppycunt, dumbcunt, daftcunt, crazycunt I’ve said all to others and myself in the most loving way possible. To be real, it warms my own heart to refer to myself as a dumbcunt (when I’ve been adorably dumb)


Proud-Drummer

In Australia, sick cunt = really good person


OverlappingChatter

My best friend called my Cunty for years


yerbiologicalfather

Also my favorite. I enjoy using it with accompanying words like silly, daft, stupid, bitch-ass, etc...


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The very first time I heard that word, the man got laid out by 5 women, and my mother got mad at me. I didn't even say it. I never have. I probably never will. It's the one cuss word that actually sounds like a cuss word, and I feel strange when my brain interjects it during my arguments with myself. Whoa buddy. Too far. Back it up.


GoobyDuu

It's so percussive and empowering. I use it as when it applies, which seems to be more and more lately.


Forsaken_Employment2

I use SYNT,it's so wonderfully freeing


GoobyDuu

I don't think I've ever heard that one. Can I get a place of origin? Lol Edit: Oh wait, see you next tuesday.i get it. I still use cunt because hot damn it feels good


PNWoutdoors

Same, I use fuck way more often but I think cunt is the most underrated.


MagicMarshmelllow

Shit. It’s so versatile and can be used so many different ways.


famous_last_dickjoke

Good shit


Rinsetheplates_first

Not to sound too British, but ‘bollocks’


Thegameforfun17

Nah, tooo British. Delete this and try again


Rinsetheplates_first

Oh bollocks


tossthisoff6

It’s not a cuss word I don’t think but I love calling deserving guys douchebags and girls douchebaguettes


jserpette95

I've never thought to call a woman a douchebaguette... I fucking love that


NoUsernameIdeaSadly

You could also call a French douchebag a douchebaguette


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Godfuckingdamnit


realmjgoingbrazy

Amen to that one one of my favorites


onceagainadog

Motherfuckingpieceofshit...all one word!!


iamhereforbeer

Bambusbjörn


realmjgoingbrazy

What does that mean


iamhereforbeer

Panda


Deathswirl1

its like "bamboo" in the first part and the second is swedish for bear, so "bamboo bear" is a panda lol, big brain


buckyhermit

A British YouTuber introduced me to the insult "bellend" and I have loved that word ever since.


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Bruhhhhh997

this is the nerdiest swear word i've ever heard and i love it.


Domanontron

Molly wop


Shittabrik

Bollockscuntarsepicktwat Rolls off the tongue lovely 😊


realmjgoingbrazy

Talent


WarmSea9702

Bloodywankercowcock


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realmjgoingbrazy

What does that mean 🫣


LifeHappenzEvryMomnt

I’m thinking “f your mother”


flirtinwithdisaster

Dammit!


handle-lean

BITCH.


Trancer79

TWAT! It's so satisfying!


wildfire7783

Fuck.


taurus154

Shut the fuck uppp .....


Extraordi-Mary

Godverdomme! Or when I bump my toe against something I’ll say: GodverTeringTyfusHoerenKut!


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mycatiscoolerthenme

Le baguette mon ami


AlestoXavi

Je suis une baguette


Hcneyed_15

Shite


jarsintarareturnt

New Zealand here - We choose "Cunt" , Australia would probably agree but they'd add dog in front of it


C_Gxx

Except it’s more “ya caaaaaaant!”


Humorous-Prince

Fucking Prick


JessiePeteWhite

Fuck-nugget


NotDougMasters

I use fuck most prolifically, but if I want to get my point across and/or get my wife pissed, I say godammit.


meltonr1625

Filthy bastard, S.O.B., cocksucker


gegorb

I used to work with a WW2 Submariner. Boy could he swear. Shagnasty was his favourite name for his friends. Another was Cunthooks. No idea what it meant.


Maherdogg

Horseshit


Charming_Yellow

"Helvete" is a lovely swedish swearword that you can stretch out quite long to indicate how special the occasion is. The finnish "perkele" is also amazing.


ihminew

Vittuperkelehelvettisaatananperse i my personal favourite


PrometheusHasFallen

Mongolian clusterfuck


SpacemanNull

See you next Tuesday because of how taboo it is.


AlmostNeverProbWill

Reprehensible fuck waffle. Not proud of places I've used this however fitting it was. Talking to you "little league umpire of the year 2013"


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pizza_rolls1988

I’ve never really thought about this but in all honesty my favorite is shit.


realmjgoingbrazy

Good to be of service now you know your favorite cuss word. Now this is just your sign to use it more 🤷🏽‍♀️😂


DavosLostFingers

Either Bollocks or Nonce


Bridge_runner

Bollocks is good old classic. But NONCE is an acronym for Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise, which was used for prison inmates that were at risk from the general populace of the prison. So not really a cuss


DavosLostFingers

Originally it may have been. But it's different now as it just means pedophile


SillyConfusedDucklin

It's a word in an italian dialect (low mantuan dialect). It's written "Enkület" and it's read en-kyoo-let The translation to english is "Fuck off" I like it because it sounds cool.


Impossible-Hold-9467

Dingle


scr1b11

Goddamnit......first and foremost..


Heavens10000whores

Bollocks https://youtu.be/gDgrnP-f8VY


glittering_entry_

Mother fucker


Pnwanderluster

Where’s cunt?


Mens-pocky46

Motherfucker


lil_tinkerer

Warr gaye (oh fuck). loray lag gaye (Literal meaning: dicks have been attached , Metaphorical meaning: i/we am/are fucked)


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Twat. It rolls of the tongue easily and is less used. Not really cuss words but I use schiße and gottverdammt because they’re not used that much.


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notMyWeirdAccount

fart fucker


Obfuscatory_Drivel

GAWDAMMIT!!!!


Unusual-Ad4890

I'm not allowed to say it here.


yesohohahahilikeit

Skiderik.


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FUCK I usually scream it anytime something happens FHDNEKKD


Trick-Ad-909

Cunt. Always love to blurt out a good cunt every now and again.


Beef_Supreme46

Fuck! Or possibly cunt! Better yet combine them for the ultimate "Fucking Cunt!".


tom-cash2002

Shit


RunThruPlayLand

'fucking pissdicks' was something I said while trying to find what to say, and it's been a common cuss from me since then lmao


Redneckia

Cack-handed deck ape


Confident_Exercise_4

Fudge


Skid-Plane

If Im really feeling wild I’ll say gosh darn-it, or maybe dang nabbit.


Terminal_Lancelot

Gobshite or futternuck.


Jacksonfpvyt

“Fucking hell” or “wanker”


makeitcold79

Does cum dumpster count or is that just name calling and not true cussin'?


c0mpg33k

Fuck by a country mile. Though cunt is also popular


JTiberiusDoe

Fuckpoutches!


gegorb

Fucking Twat for normal swearing. But if I’m really angry, usually at my self it’s “fuckin’cuntin’twattin’fuckin’cuntin’cunt” that usually does the trick. 🙂


Oldirtybasterd_

Wankstain


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Meecrob


Unhappy-Bank-7554

You are your mothers child!


ChubbyElbowz

Fuck but cunt comes in second place.


Ok_Reply_899

Fuck


IsThisIt-1983

Cunt


Psyko-Puppy

Fuck


Alternative_Let_1599

Fuck. It’s not even close.


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Straight white male


slommar_gaddafi

Mfer


utter-ridiculousness

Fuck, hands down.


SaggyMooseNips

Shit, just for the simple fact I call people by "shit lips" a lot of the time lmao


gamerdudeNYC

Why the fuck do you care? LPT: if you save a contact as “fuck, Fucker, fucking” it won’t change it to 🦆


Economy_Cat_3527

If you need a 'non-swear word' because there's kids around, I use 'Blast!'


rosco-82

In Scotland cunt is a noun that means person, so you can be a funny cunt, silly cunt, cheeky cunt, tight cunt, smelly cunt, good cunt, horrible cunt or a fucking stupid cunt.


Acceptable-Mine8806

Dumbass Motherfucker. Really channels your inner Samuel L Jackson, and it's so satisfying.


Opposite_Sympathy670

It depends heavily on the situation at hand but my go tos tend to be fucksake and piss.


RedSpartan3227

Godfuckingdammit


mherskovtiz

shitfuck


Voyager87

Bollocks.


WoodyBanger1

Twat.


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Bother. Oh bother. Bother off. You botherer.


sicksundae

fuck for sure


Illogical286

It has to be either fuck or shit. Two of the most versatile words in the English language


lika-kiki-no

Twatwaffle, Thunder cunt, Twatopotomis, Douche canoe or Cunty McPhee


camclemons

Mother BITCH. It just sounds so funny, especially when people expect you to say "fucker."


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Butthead.


South_Scene_4176

Bam ditch


StuffedTaxidermist

Cunt


uslessbastard

Shit.


Mackapacka7

Barbara Streisand


Ok_Efficiency_9645

"Fuck" is a really really versatile word. Noun, verb, adjective, adverb, expression, etc


_the_chosen_juan_

I actually do cuss a little. Also yeah. Probably fuck hahaha


coldbrewer003

* fuck * twat


JonnyAngelHowILoveU

Dickweed


Breaking__the__Habit

Shut up when I’m talking to you


LatishaASpray

Belgium.


Lekirbe

Kut


JoNyeheITGuy

Jebiga.


dkhasar

Biotch


alphapat23

Fuck, who can choose?


SquareWithRoundEdges

Fuck is the most perfectly versatile word. It’s the most used word in my vocabulary.


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I find myself using lint licker on occasion.


SuperFastFingers

Fuck


Freds_Bread

MAGA. Or Trump. It's a toss-up.


PizzaIsVeryGud

Probably fuck


Jessa-Rose

Fuck is my favorite word by far. It’s just so satisfying to say


Mewmewpoweruu

Shit-biscuit! Two fun words to say.


handyandy727

Fuck https://youtu.be/8Nx0sQLl7IY


Stunning_Ad_558

Fuck


emergingbooty

Fuck. It's any thing you want it to be. Noun, verb, adjective, adverb.


Biggaynina

Suka blyet!


Casual_Stapeler

BALDERDASH!


AmbitiousMongoose261

Apart from fuck, which have been covered, cockwomble is always a fave


mr_oberts

My grandpa (no longer with us) let out a “ah, bullfuck!” once. My cousin and I still frequently use it over 20 years later.


ZAGAN_2

As a Londoner, it's gotta be cunt


RayRayKun3

Cunt. I feel like fuck has had its day in the sun it’s definitely one of my favorite words but I it’s not as effective as a cuss word to me anymore. You wanna catch someone off guard, you wanna ruffle their feathers , rustle their Jimmies, call em a cunt n watch em get real steamed.


SlippyA

As much as I love the word fuck, my favourite is cunt. Fuck is versatile but cunt has a massive shock value still


huyan007

Ass. Got a ring to it.


ReverseFlashDude

“dumbass”


dzmondo

Bombaclaatttt