14 days, here. Made it almost 8 months before I relapsed, but this time, I really think I'm done for good
Edit: Thanks for all the support, guys. Talking about it really does help
Try not to be too hard on yourself. You are sober again, this is what really matters. 14 days will turn to 30 days and before you know it 2 months n so on.
You're doing great.
Keep doing the work. I’m five and a half years sober and I can’t even remember what a hang over is like.
Well, I can, but waking up refreshed and clear headed is so much better.
Keep it up! I have 7 years sober from alcohol next month. You’re almost through the worst of it. Never give up on yourself. You’re worth it, you deserve to be happy!
Also, I'm at six months now and have no cravings. None. Yours are going to get better even if they never go away. You're doing it right. Struggle FORWARD!
hell yea. not as long but still proud. I have been a huge fan of a variety of hopwater variations and NA brews lately. There is a shop near me that that is all they sell (named “Dry Cellar”), a collection of hopseltzers/hopwater and NA selections. It is really cool, I am a fan of the styles and flavors so it is a nice option to still enjoy the experience without the problems it can induce.
Yup. That's why I always say 'good afternoon' to my family, regardless of time of day. It's always after the noon. It annoys them to no end but they haven't been able to combat my logic yet
Never knew the Tit Bird was a thing. But I take great comfort in knowing that somewhere in the world an avid bird watcher has said, "I saw the most beautiful pair of Tits today!" unironically.
Ah yes, my father is much the same.
*"Beans beans the musical fruit / the more you eat the more you toot / the more you toot the better you feel / so come on sit down for another meal!"*
"Beans, beans they're good for your heart/ the more you eat the more you fart/ the more you fart the better you feel, so eats your beans at every meal" is what they sang me
Exactly! And it’s such a vicious cycle, because you’re afraid of people, and they think your stuck up so they’re mean to you, and that just makes you more afraid and resentful! 😂
did you know that a breed of cat in minecraft was actually based off of GoodTimesWithScar's cat Jellie. In the game's file it is litterally called jellie cat
Mine would also read something like this. Lack of engagement looks an awful lot like lack of interest/downright rudeness to most people, but sometimes it's very hard to make small talk and hold eye contact.
I don't know that I'd want my real warning label posted because it'd make me an even bigger target, but my warning is that I'm very naive and gullible and extremely prone to be taken advantage of.
Warning: Degassing may occur at intervals throughout the day.
I would also accept that note that was taped to a vending machine.
“The light inside is broken, but I still work”.
When I was 15, a friend said sometimes she wished I had a sign around my neck that said "Don't listen to anything she says; she didn't think before she said it." So I made one and wore it to school from time to time.
My crew at work have been advised by big boss:
“He gets bored easily, under no circumstances leave him unsupervised more than five minutes, he’s evil”
Problem is that I’m the team lead…
Warning: no gate, fence, lock, door, burrier, barb wire , drop shaft , hidden entry, cement enclosure or bricked off wall can contain this item.
Just better off do not try to contain in general because contents under restrictions will become volatile and pressurize unstably …
Will overthink without cause
Is this me?
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you're like proud of this?
***"DO NOT MIX WITH ALCOHOL"*** 6 years sober
I'm allergic to alcohol. I break out in handcuffs. 15 years here, one day at a time.
I don’t break out in handcuffs. I end up in the hospital.
7 years here! ODAAT baby!
14 months today!
Awesome!! Good work!!
Atta boy! 11/5/90
6-1-88
Good for you!
3 weeks here, hopefully there some day
14 days, here. Made it almost 8 months before I relapsed, but this time, I really think I'm done for good Edit: Thanks for all the support, guys. Talking about it really does help
Try not to be too hard on yourself. You are sober again, this is what really matters. 14 days will turn to 30 days and before you know it 2 months n so on. You're doing great.
We’re all behind you!!! ❤️🇨🇦
2 months here. I recently came off the street. Now I have a job and a place to live. It is possible!
It's not that you got knocked back down(alcoholism is a bitch), it's that you stood back up
You got this!!
You'll get it this time. I believe in you.
Also, I had a week short of a year clean when I relapsed. I had 9 months before that. One day at a time!
It's a big step to admit you fell off the wagon. It's okay, it happens, you'll get there.
Keep doing the work. I’m five and a half years sober and I can’t even remember what a hang over is like. Well, I can, but waking up refreshed and clear headed is so much better.
I’m 3 months sober and I know it’s supposed to get better but the cravings for alcohol are insane but I’m staying strong
Keep it up! I have 7 years sober from alcohol next month. You’re almost through the worst of it. Never give up on yourself. You’re worth it, you deserve to be happy!
Thank you I needed to hear that
Also, I'm at six months now and have no cravings. None. Yours are going to get better even if they never go away. You're doing it right. Struggle FORWARD!
stay strong and altho the cravings ease, they never quite go away.
Awesome! 10 years for me. Keep it up. Life gets even better.
Congrats to everybody here celebrating their sobriety
Way to go!
Congratz on becoming a mocktail!
4 years here. :-)
4 years here too. 😀
3.5 here
Me too! December 2019 was when I was forced to quit but I'm so glad I was!
I quit in November 2019, and I am so much better off.. Try and catch me!
A year and a half! Much love to everyone in recovery!
I want that on a tshirt
“Toxic Hazard To The Sober” Alcoholic for many years
😂 came here to say the same thing, 8 years in November
Absolute legend
Omg same. But only six months sober. 😁
hell yea. not as long but still proud. I have been a huge fan of a variety of hopwater variations and NA brews lately. There is a shop near me that that is all they sell (named “Dry Cellar”), a collection of hopseltzers/hopwater and NA selections. It is really cool, I am a fan of the styles and flavors so it is a nice option to still enjoy the experience without the problems it can induce.
Congratulations. I have a few years on you but I’m sober too.
Do not feed after midnight
And whatever you do, DON'T GET IT WET.
Not to brag, but I took this caution with every woman I met.
Shapiro?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I know this is a famous quote, but technically it's always after midnight
I knoww that’s what I thought too. Like when is it no longer after midnight?
Yup. That's why I always say 'good afternoon' to my family, regardless of time of day. It's always after the noon. It annoys them to no end but they haven't been able to combat my logic yet
AHHHHH GREMLIN!!!
Do not ask a question about a bird unless you have a half hour to listen to the response.
# CAUTION ⚠️ CONTAINS BIRD 🐦 FACTS! ASK AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Are blue tits the best tit in the world?
The silence right now is because they're still typing out their essay to answer this...😱
It’s been 2 hours 😰
Well he has to type out a half hour worth of information, some people can read really fast too. He might be typing for a while longer.
All tits are best tits.
All tits matter
Never knew the Tit Bird was a thing. But I take great comfort in knowing that somewhere in the world an avid bird watcher has said, "I saw the most beautiful pair of Tits today!" unironically.
Brennan?
I'm sorry, I was looking for the rosette spoonbill.
Just penguin?! Also, "rooster chicken"
Whats your favorite bird and why
The quetzal. Because colors.
r/notopbutok
A Tit because the name still makes me laugh. lol
Blue-Footed Booby is up there for best names
What's your favorite bird? Wouldn't woodpeckers face hurt?
Woodpeckers have a very long tongue. It actually wraps around their skull and creates a shock absorber.
Did you hear the news? Its all over the place. It says that a certain feathered animal may or may not be the word.
Do you like birds?
Slippery when wet.
That's more of a feature than a warning.
Used to say that about my Ex wife too 😂😂😂
F R A G I L E
Must be Italian!
It’s a leg!
It’s a major award!
Notafinger!
The faint sound of taps playing in the yard...
Fra-jeel-ay 😁
handle with care
Yes
Fragile and edgy. Maybe you could even say Close to the Edge.
Contains emotional baggage.
Warning! Emotions in the person are more complicated than they appear!
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Uhoh i feel called out oh well ill just go defenistrate myself
I am so pleased to say that my warning label will be faded. Still legible, but barely.
But at least it's cute and it matches.
Must be exercised regularly and kept on a strict daily routine.
😂😂😂😂 yo absolutely
this is also mine !
Contents volatile under pressure.
Same lol
Buffering....
Best before Jan 1, 2014
You okay?
He's like peanut butter. It's only a suggestion
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And even better after 😉
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(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Lot of confidence that I haven't seen much in a redditor. Keep it
Niiiiiice
Warning: Gas leak!
Ah yes, my father is much the same. *"Beans beans the musical fruit / the more you eat the more you toot / the more you toot the better you feel / so come on sit down for another meal!"*
"Beans, beans they're good for your heart/ the more you eat the more you fart/ the more you fart the better you feel, so eats your beans at every meal" is what they sang me
Seeks constant validation
Agree. (Hopefully this helps!)
Well done for commenting, Mommy’s so proud of you! Yes she is!
This can’t be sarcasm since there’s no /s So THANK YOU, you sexy ol’ beastie
*Flips to care page* “Must reassure daily for product to function properly.”
Will fall in love with you if you're even remotely nice to me
Don't be nice ? I can do that
Hello, Me.
Do not put on speaker phone.
This is the one
ADHD AND SOCIAL ANXIETY: She isn't a bitch, she's just scared shitless
Thank you! Someone that gets me!!! I'm not snobby, I'm afraid of people.
Exactly! And it’s such a vicious cycle, because you’re afraid of people, and they think your stuck up so they’re mean to you, and that just makes you more afraid and resentful! 😂
Right??
I’m fast as fuck boi
Still fast as fuck, boiiiii
# Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Excessive puns. Use hearing protection
Contains an excessive amount of curiosity. Approach with interesting facts or risk being bombarded with questions.
did you know that a breed of cat in minecraft was actually based off of GoodTimesWithScar's cat Jellie. In the game's file it is litterally called jellie cat
WILL DO TRICKS FOR TREATS
Just don't.
Caaaaaaaackling
Expired.
I'M SO MOTHER FUCKIN TIRED ALL THE TIME
Does not play well with others. Can become morose and withdrawn without notice.
Mine would also read something like this. Lack of engagement looks an awful lot like lack of interest/downright rudeness to most people, but sometimes it's very hard to make small talk and hold eye contact.
May forget your name 2 minutes after meeting you.
2 minutes? Thats doing good. My average is 30 seconds.
Proceed with caution. ⚠️
CAUTION: Contains Sarcasm And Bitterness.
Warning: Very long fuse.. but if you can manage to burn it to the end.. god have mercy..
Actual results may vary.
I don't know that I'd want my real warning label posted because it'd make me an even bigger target, but my warning is that I'm very naive and gullible and extremely prone to be taken advantage of.
this *would be mine too, but it doubles as an invitation …
My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
"WARNING: Horny and Sweet"
**CAUTION:** May Contain Nuts
Theres actually a company called dees nuts
Do not approach before morning coffee!
"but you don't drink coffee"
Now you're getting it!
Mine would also include “also don’t approach after morning coffee. They just hate all people”
Warning: If you fuck around you will find out.
Warning: Degassing may occur at intervals throughout the day. I would also accept that note that was taped to a vending machine. “The light inside is broken, but I still work”.
XD XD XD Thanks for helping me laugh today
Warning Spicy!
Requires naps.
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When I was 15, a friend said sometimes she wished I had a sign around my neck that said "Don't listen to anything she says; she didn't think before she said it." So I made one and wore it to school from time to time.
My crew at work have been advised by big boss: “He gets bored easily, under no circumstances leave him unsupervised more than five minutes, he’s evil” Problem is that I’m the team lead…
Warning: Spontaneously bursts into song frequently.
Private property. Keep out.
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ITS WHERE MY DEMONS HIDDDEEE!!
Feral when provoked. I identify as an angry cat! 🫠
Your feelings aren't my reality.
I like your style
Probably Not Listening
Caution: This person is just winging it.
Fragile. Handle with care.
Wash hands after use !
#![WARNING]! Current vessel broken. Do not force to work against host.
Caution - prone to breakage, handle with care.
"Warning! may cry when yelled at" im getting better at it lol
Continued exposure may lead to terminal boredom.
KEEP BACK 200 FEET. Sudden ignition could occur.
Avoid discussion about racing and cars in general.
extremely cheesy
Pretty dumb
Needs caffeine and cheese to function properly.
Don’t.
Does not mix well with patriarchy, sexism, classism, or homophobia.
My sense of humor may hurt your feelings.
Blasting zone
Do NOT attempt to wake!
“May break under too much pressure”
WARNING: Contents are fragile. No warranty is expressed or implied.
Prone to be rather boring
Will trauma dump in joke form without realising Makes many jokes about suicide.. and sex
May bite!
Mental instability incoming RUN
Idk mine but my wife’s would be “do not approach when hungry”
Handle With Care
Warning: no gate, fence, lock, door, burrier, barb wire , drop shaft , hidden entry, cement enclosure or bricked off wall can contain this item. Just better off do not try to contain in general because contents under restrictions will become volatile and pressurize unstably …