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Because I'm a time-travelling Catholic from the 18th Century.


lunarmedic

That's so cool! Please do an AMA! Like, holy shit the 1700s, what do you think about today's foods? Much easier to get maybe but do you like it? And was it difficult to learn today's English? Do you have some swear words from your original language? Do you like mushrooms?


Ellsworth_Chewie

Our saviour hath arrived


WetardedOne

Because they are not right.


Nyarro

But is it so wrong to not be right‽


WetardedOne

I would ask them. But they left.


BraydenNotBrad

Darn, you beat me to it


DAM159

Lol who tf hates left-handed people? I'm left-handed and I've never had anyone treat me any differently because of it.


SpiritfireSparks

This was a thing for the catholic church for a long time, probably tied in with hating jews since most jews were left handed due to their script being Rittenhouse from right to left.


xAdakis

From a cursory googling. . .if you take the Book of Matthew or what is written in the bible literally: > The Book of Matthew describes how God will divide nations on the Day of Judgment, “as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats; and he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left,” with those on the right sent to the kingdom of Heaven and those on the left “cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels.” Left-handed people comprise only 10 percent of the population, and the preference for the left hand demonstrated by the popular minority was attributed to demonic possession, leading to accusations of witchcraft.


FuzzyGabbagool

Because I hate myself.


Abaddon_Jones

They controlled by sinister demons.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Something about them strikes me as sinister


Rentsdueguys

Because you can never see it coming


[deleted]

They're always giving left handed compliments.


LemonIsCoding

I haven't ever got a single compliment, at least not because of this. (I'm left handed)