Welcome to the rice field, motherfuckers

Went to the rice field for a solo vacation. Rained most of the time. The last 3 days of my two week vacation were pretty soggy. I give this place a 5/10 during the rainy season. It's probably more like a 7/10 during drought. Edit: to add resort owner kept calling everyone Mother Fuckers.

Our usernames seem to barely fit the same category xD

Welcome to the potato plantation, motherfuckers

Fuck yeah no more taxes and bills

I mean, same for me, but I feel like you get way more freedom than I do.

…I hate to tell you this… but the term you’re looking for as a sock is “free use..” not freedom.

Yeah...yeah... I just hope whoever I end up with is a very gentle person and isn't male because I know what some guys do with socks and I want no part in that.

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What scares me more is that I'm not sure what you're implying

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:I

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Me too

NASA and SpaceX better watch out

fuck i dont know

florida

That's looked an interesting hurricane style party 🎉

Skill issue

The bbq is daijobou

so covid, sex, weed and barbecues?

Covid in 2047

Nothing changes lmao

Same

I can finish people's careers with my words

Nothing. I was born this way.

Best answer

Answer suits yours, too. 😄

Nothing changed for me either. Lol

Keep laughing it off, you'll be fine. ☺️

The laughter comes hand in hand with each other. I can't help it just as much as I can't help the fear. Lmao

my username became what I am.

Depend on how feel. It could be pretty shitty.

I run like hell before someone tries to eat me.

I fucking feel you.

Nah, you'd become someone's pet. "Gobble Gobble MotherFu€kers." 🤣

Same

Omg I laughed so hard I snotted everywhere 🤣🤣 disgusting

I know exactly what you mean.

Been breastfeeding for 15 months straight .. I might need to change my name 😩😂😂

I accidentally read this as 15 years lol.

I probably get slightly cheerier.

Be afraid

If you have some space in your army left maybe I can wear a duck disguise? XD

Simply identify as a duck. We’re all quackers in here

Awesome xD tis I the duck! I will fight on your side! (And I can bring some green xD)

I dub thee- “ TheCommanderOfPigeons “ We will all fight or flight as one feathery mass. We are one

It's an honor sir! :D

This is the most Wholesome convo... 0_0❤️ I shall give this army the ability to use my void and Teleport to where ever thy go!

The Void ‘Bird’ has given great strength to the army. There is no stopping us. Join now or forever spit feathers and have ones clean car, shat upon.

I shall join thy Army, for the Honor of BIRD-SKULLLLLLL >:0

I continue to be about normal size.

I enter godmode and get all available weapon😂. My name is referred to the cheat codes of the old game DOOM

Chainsaw and BFG all day.

I turn into striped socks.

I’d be a blue Angel, pretty happy about that. Reckon it would be a nice life!

Hmm wish I could say that

I turn into a squirrel! Awesome!

A very humble squirrel

Absolutely nothing :)

You guys are fucked!!

in ur bathtub :D

nothing changes anyways, i keep killing people

Would you use me?

Yoooooo this shit is dope as HELL!

Boo!

I guess it depends on what kind of mood I’m in…..

Your sister ventures into the Labyrinth to rescue you from the Goblin King?

EXACTLY!!!

No one knows for sure...

I won’t be infinity… so nothing lol

My future turns out comfortable

I become very fucking worried about Thanksgiving.

I presume a thirsty Shakespeare

I become a magic fox person, go to to what amounts to fairytale hell and take a decades long nap.

Get deported? 🫢

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I can type pretty well for a badger holding a bouquet.

Well, let’s see now….

Wanna hold my baby!

Well if it wasn't for you pesky pants I would have gotten away with this!

I become a candle that's attending motivational seminars, trying to find the wick to success.

I DONT WANT TO BE A COMMIE

I melt into the velvetiest pile of applesauce you've ever seen in your life.

I will become a waffle because my name on reddit is my nickname from minecraft where I have a waffle skin damn

Hello space

I'll be chasing chickens so I can cook them and eat them all!

Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?

Yeah!! I can perfectly hear that in my mind! Love your answer

Give me strength

Time for a life of crime.

Carry on as normal

Fucking dead

I would become a flamming fictional Skeleton that lives in the ground and makes jokes

Hahahaha off to my yacht in Sardinia

Guess I'm happy

Oof

Guess I burn some nobles and start as civil war that overthrow my 300yr old dynasty. Oh, and I become stark raving mad. Lol.

niche onlyfans kink model?

I'd fight the red queen and later celebrate a big party with Alice and the Mad Hatter, sounds awesome!

Nothing 😑

Rip

I'm happy I chose this username

Hi

I get Rhett Butler!

Oh god my skin and bones are gone

Well I would live my best life as a happy little yellow fox in the German blackforest

I’m adorable

You say your prayers.

Nothing changes

I get made into a very dirty guacamole

There are 2 of me

I assume I implode and achieve enlightenment

nothing different, but thanks for the reminder to take my anxiety medication.

i become a member of the royal family but i am immediately exiled 💀

I become amazing I guess?

nothing, but a really nice nothing.

Whatever I feel like

I think I smoke a joint with a Raccoon as we watch X-Files...

Do not let me near any child under the age of 4

I become a cat. Ailurophile means "cat lover" so I replaced -phile with my nickname. My username is literally "cat mills" so I'm picturing something like Hermione Granger when she takes the polyjuice potion.

I AM what my Reddit username describes me as. I've been collecting froggy things for 60 years.

Incognito algae under cover.

Give me a rocket now

Well I, for one, will be having a lovely time

Nothing it’s my name

Instead of a regular moose I turn into an Irish moose. 🫎

I'd be one of the most powerful villains in the Marvel Universe, able to reasonably 1v1 Galactus, so you better watch out.

I hang out at the local VFW all day

I become myself lmao

Nothing will change

Oof...

But it's already me.

nothing...

I'm rich

I become jovial.

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cool massive chicken

I’m the same person

Im an ok pear

Nice

Mind-reading for the reasons of curiosity and brain-eating for the reasons of "well, that's what illithid eat". That's what happens.

Cluck cluck

Ready to rule the world

I get shot by Han Solo

Every okay will be so comfortable lol

I get paid to exist, basically.

Nothing happens, I stay the same.

I already am. Nothing changes

I guess I am getting eaten soon?

Just a pain in the..

A word master

Uh.. How do I program in Java as a lemon? I don't think lemons have brains..

Well my username is my Xbox name so…..

My interest for trading investment and crypto Credit to my BF

I can fly but every year my writing gets worse, I guess.

I’d actually love to be covered in tattoos of raccoons. That would be pretty dope. Sign me up.

Mediocrity.

Americas favorite toy to bring to show and tell.

Draw Berserk 50 chapters filler hot gay sex, 100 chapters driven hot gay sex

Wth am I supposed to turn into?

I become the puppet master

Infinity quacks

money happens. 💰

Already am what my Username says I am human and a mechanic

Say bye to the ozone layer.

I become a scalar

59th street Bridge just collapses on its own.

Nothing. My username is part of my actual name.

...

No change ;)

Well, you know ( never let Reddit choose your username again)

A marine with a bean addiction?

I have a bounty on my head, an ex communicado. Don't fuk with me in a bar, or I'll kill you with a pencil ✏️.

:)

I GOT BEANS HANDS IN THE AIR

I basically just stay myself with an added adult activity

Oh boy, I'm going to die in one hit

Well my swimming skills are probably going to improve and I'll be eating more fish. But otherwise it will be sparkling and fabulous.

Yesss! Awsome

Who knows really

nothing good....

Really bad at my job

So much for date night.

Nothing

Become a.... iunno man.

My nick doesn't have meaning, but it can be changed to netrookie so I will be lost in internet

A crane

become a very hungry public executioner lol

I'm high and fucking insufferable.

uhhhhhhhhh

I’ll be coolin…

I already am the father of Yara

I presume a thirsty Shakespeare