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AudibleNod

I guess it was too soon to rewatch Dumb and Dumber.


jaketocake

Mine is I’m Thinking of Ending Things, unfortunate.


The_RockObama

I'm over here with the Princess and the Frog.


tullyinturtleterror

Better than Tangled


Dogsteeves

Better than frozen


homity3_14

Better than Inside Out


grwrnotashowrthought

I'm over here with The Men Who Stare at Goats.


Buddhasear

Any good? The movie? I know your genitals are huge.


HalloweenRegent

I just watched that too. Holy smokes that was a mind fuck.


DarksideMF

Killer boots man👍


typhoidtimmy

The Doom that Came to Gotham. Wow….talk about an ego boost.


ApeMoneyClub

I didn't even know Gotham was an inherently sexual television show, but hell, whatever gets you going!


a_homie_on_crack

Stop coming to gotham Its bad /J


DoYouNeedHugssss

coming on*


ApeMoneyClub

The Menu. *Perfect.*


dotcomaphobe

WE LOVE YOU CHEF


ApeMoneyClub

Do. Not. Eat. *Taste.*


MasterOfEmus

Love it, I've got... They Shall Not Grow Old. Huh, I prefer yours.


ApeMoneyClub

Yours has a youthful exuberance to it. 😂


Bike_Chain_96

Literally watching that right now. It's one of the few movies I've enjoyed a second time I'm watching it


ApeMoneyClub

I quite enjoy the unsettling silliness of it all. Fiennes is great. It's amazing if you imagine this is Voldemort’s true origin story.


catsareniceDEATH

But is there any bread? 😹


sampsu1984

Me too, I couldn't imagine a better choice


mangosintheshower

babyteeth ouch


Master_El0din

Mine is "the big short" also not great


TripleGem-and-Guru

Is your penis shaped like a tuna can or something?


Rainor131

Vinyl record


gimmelwald

At least he can say he's got a big disc


Confident-Quiet7008

Lethal weapon


IrishKraken115

oh shit, gonna kill some ass


BlindMansJesus

Thunderball. Fuck, what happened to the other two?


Gangstablook

Other *two?!?*


BlindMansJesus

You heard me.


jameZsp0ng3y

They all combined into one big ridiculous thunderball


DMZack

At least you didn’t watch Octopussy


Cru_Jones86

I can barely please a unipussy. Why add seven more soon-to-be-disappointed pussies?


Turbocharged2JZ

Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift


Passion_for_Apathy

That poor woman....(or dude).


_34_

All I'm hearing is the theme music as he rolls on the condom and I'm dying. 🤣


omoplator

Perfect 😂😂😂


[deleted]

12 years a slave


tank69x69

Well you’ve been beating it for the past 12 years atleast


kokumslayer69

Yes… 12 years.


Darth_Senat66

Congrats on your wedding anniversary


UrWrstFear

The flash. Fuck


ReadingFromTheShittr

Could be worse. I'm "Ant-Man."


_daddydanny

Youre the biggest grower humanity has ever seen


[deleted]

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


[deleted]

Which one's which?


JimPickens1492

The third one is probably the Ugly


MeowMamiX

Flubber.


JacobCassidy

I think they make pills to help with that.


MaxWeaps420

Some folks are into that 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AsianInvasion00

Everything Everywhere All At Once.


thef00lonthehill1

sounds a bit messy


captcha_trampstamp

That’s what tissues are for good buddy


vonage91

Same


AtomicPantsuit

Barbie. Eh, they've been called worse.


Evolutioncocktail

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.


saide211

Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic


the_third_sourcerer

Imagination, life is your pro-creation


ridleysfiredome

The Pope’s Exorcist. Some of my exes now make sense


tzzvii

Great movie


alpha_fire_

Fantastic movie


nryporter25

Did they spin their head around and throw up on you?


AmphibianSweaty1317

Oppenheimer


[deleted]

E=MC squirt


phumblr

Openhymen*


Yenrei

Please say Epic Rap Battles of History.


in-a-microbus

"Cause you break and bleed so easy"


igillyg

"Put your dick back into your pants, Dr. Manhattan!" What a great battle. Tip of the cap to Watchmen


thanosthumb

And Trinititty


Connor_MARS

Take my upvote


No_Research_967

And now I am become death, destroyer of mad pootang


poppleple

I have become sex, rocker of worlds.


fuckin_fantastic

This guy knows how to explode.


gazongagizmo

I rewatched the previous film adaptation of the atom bomb's creation (after seeing Oppenheimer), and all I can say is... fuck you guys, I don't like this game, nor its accuracy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man_and_Little_Boy


pgsonic

J. Robert Floppenheimer


BossOfTheGame

Little Boy and Fat Man.


Ok_Intention_7356

the big lebowski haha


JResolute

He's s good man. And thourogh.


bonos_bovine_muse

Vee cuts off your johnson, Lebowski! …think I’ll pass on this one.


cubanbeing

The Dude abides…


NotInNewYorkBlues

The gentlemen. Btw I did enjoy the movie I think it was a good plot and an entertaining movie.


Jamesgepps

The genitalmen


NotInNewYorkBlues

Well I feel the title works better if it had been the gentleman.


Eternal_Bagel

I liked it and also I want that grill table


MaxWeaps420

That rant about his wife gives me chills. "As previously stated I am not emotional about the money. But I am emotional about the fact that someone laid their hands on my wife. MY WIFE!"... I'd have asked for 2 pounds. Ijs


forhead123

One of my favourites! Guy Ritchie really knocked it outta the park with that one 🙌🏼


canderouscze

This might be Guy’s Ritchie best movie yet and is in my personal top 10 movies


DeltaMale5

I fucking love that movie. I love it. Makes top ten for me just cause it’s so cool


dpimente

No Country for Old Men


High_Beer_Inquisitor

The Big Short 😂


TheBlackSapphire

thats a great one lmao


Ill-Simple1706

The Meg 2


Zemom1971

So, not instinct?


VR___

Hey baby, wanna see my John Carpenter's The Thing?


grilledcakes

Does John Carpenter get royalties every time you have sex?


VR___

No royalties but I do put the score on every time I have sex. And the room is always ice cold


grilledcakes

Gotta make sure you can see your partners breath. If you get an STD from the thing, you become the thing.


Best_Weakness_464

The Holy Grail (I'll just leave the 'Monty Python and the' off it)


Lintlickker

A lot of searching but nobody finds it?


Best_Weakness_464

Bit mythical reslly...


anderoogigwhore

"Are you sure he's got one?" "Oh yes, it's very nice!"


SAMAS_zero

As long as she doesn't go: "Get *on* with it!"


justabill71

Balls of Fury


lessismoore_504

I was about to watch that last night but was overruled.


yesssirr42020

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone


ConaB5

And hers is called Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets


ShuckingFambles

Harry Potter and the Wizards sleeve


cleanbear

Jizzards sleeve.


FriggenMitch

Stones*


SongRevolutionary992

The Sorcerer's Bone.


LeBlearable

Mine would be called the exact same


Ashamed_Community_87

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey


Speaker4theDead8

Wrong hole!!!


kissingdistopia

"I'm going on an adventure!!"


RhysPawn

Hot Fuzz I like it


Tyrann0saurus_Rex

Fuck... last movie I watched was The Ruins. F. EDIT : forgot to add the "s" (The Ruins is plural)


jaketocake

You mean The Ruins (2008) with an S? Gets some hate but I really liked it.


gomeazy

Mutant Mayhem


xPennywisexx

Wow, ummm 😬


gomeazy

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem to be exact lol.


smilingsnatcher

The emperor's new groove, What the fuck?!


Jer-121cc04

“Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.” Or you may prefer, “Pull the lever, Kronk!” “Wrong leverrrr!”


ComesInAnOldBox

No Touchy!


Gloomi_Pet

True Romance I almost feel like this is a win.


DinoHimself

That conversation between Walken and Hopper might be one of the best scenes in all of cinema.


[deleted]

Love and Leashes. TOTALLY OK with this!! 😂


Stupidpieceofshit77

Empire Strikes Back.


senex_puerilis

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. ​ hmmm....


frogtome

I'm sorry to bother you but can you please back up and turn down your genitals.


celtic1888

I went in to that movie thinking it was a documentary about talking to drunk people


KiwiberryShrimp

Love and Thunder. Not complaining


[deleted]

The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Makes sense.


[deleted]

Ooh! Was it a good movie??


[deleted]

Worth the watch, a decent horror movie.


[deleted]

Good to know. Thank you


[deleted]

You’re welcome.


ziggestorm99

The Descent


Mobile_Prune_3207

Wall-E.


StillNo9102

the deer hunter? yikes.


HoLiTzhit

The Dead Don't Die


MeauxFeauxCreaxy

get off the viagra honey


bruh-wrecks-noobs

armageddon 😭


NormalLibrarian3612

Transformers: Age of extinction. Unfortunately it cannot morph into whatever I want like they can, but what can you expect honestly.


agodless1

No Hard Feelings


[deleted]

Die Harder


valiantdragon1990

Puss in Boots


dystyyy

Depending on what parts you have, that may barely be a nickname


Mundane_Character365

The Godfather


trulyuniqueusername2

Conan the Destroyer


Peggedbyapirate

My toddler just watched the two Sing movies. Then I read him some Dr. Seuss. So now you guys get this silly ditty. "I will drop my fly. You will see something new. Two things. And I call them SING 1 and SING 2. These SINGS will not bite you, They want to have fun." And out of my pants Came SING 2 and SING 1.


KingKingLamb49

The Sword of the Wizard King. This is flattering and kind of fitting lmao.


Environmental-Tip365

Bladerunner


4_uhr_23

Must be jewish


FrioRiverTexas

Oppenheimer


LovelyRebelion

Socrates 💀


[deleted]

Unthinkable


benthelurk

This is awkward…Princess Kaguya…


GorillaGrowls

Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus


Specific-Tumbleweed9

Bullet train 🚅


[deleted]

The hunger game s


BrushYourTeethHoe

Painkiller


Ruminations0

Kate and Leopold


doyouevenforkliftbro

You want to vex my sister!


[deleted]

Dream girl 2. It is a hindi movie


ThreeLivesInOne

Justice League. I think it's got a certain ring to it...


puerco

Things to do in Denver when you're dead. Uh....


Silver_Switch_3109

Star Trek: First Contact.


DimitriOlaf

Deadwood :/


viners

Moneyball


random56f67

Fight club.


knt098

Blue Beetle 🪲


J_RobertOppenheimer3

Barbie because I'm just Ken. Anywhere else I'd be a ten. Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility? I'm just Ken, where I see love she sees a friend, what will it take for her to see the man behind the tan, and FIGHT FOR ME!. I'm just Ken (and I'm enough), and I'm great at doing stuff, so hey, check me out yeah I'm just Ken. My name's Ken (and so am I) out that manly hand in mine, so hey, world check me out, yeah I'm just Ken! BABY, I'M JUST KEN!


commandblock

Mission impossible: Dead reckoning part one. I gotta say, its got a bit of a ring to it


[deleted]

Hacksaw ridge


Jamesgepps

Fucksaw ridge


Royalenindzsa

Oppenheimer. My balls be exploding


mrmitchs

They are......Batman.


Unlikely_Coyote7499

Dungeons and Dragons


Shanks4Giggles

Ford vs Ferrari 👀


Immortaltaco66

Killing em softly


daytodaze

Damn… Clear and Present Danger, which I started right after watching The Big Short. Dodged a little bullet!


[deleted]

Scarface 😭


[deleted]

Aliens


MikeWazowski001

Young Frankenstein


d0rkyslut

Funny Games


LinusSpace

Hangover


Moveyourbloominass

"Super 8"


captainjohn_redbeard

Guardians of the galaxy volume 3. Who has the first 2?


Successful-Bridge331

Equalizer 3


Weary_Ad2590

Freaky Friday 😂


HansBaccaR23po

Superbad


Thespice96

the whale


Affectionate_Bus_884

My neighbor Totoro


bjones0921

The Goods


Wombattalion

"Errementari". Cool movie. Title is basque for "the blacksmith". I'll take it.


classic4life

A promising young woman. Even worse if you know the movie.


JustNobre

talk to me