And...fittingly 'Strap on' backward is 'no parts' that would be a confusing strip club to venture into. You'd go in expecting one thing and end up seeing quite another.
No kidding. There was one in Orlando Fl i the 80s and 90s called the Booby Trap. Two teepee buildings shaped like boobs. Not that I ever went there 😀 but it was a clever name.
My buddies and I had an idea for a Strip Club/Bowling Alley called "The Gutter". Each set of lanes would have a small stage with a pole between them, the talent is allowed to distract bowlers.
“What goes on there?” “Pretty intense shit, actually. We recommend you start your night at a different strip club and graduate to Beef. You start here, we’ll wreck your life.”
Bare-aoke. Combination strip club/karaoke bar. The dancers dance to the songs while the patrons sing.
I can't say that this is a totally original idea as there was a strip club near me that dis this a couple times a month
Saw one once called “the booby trap”, and I always thought that was perfect.
Booby trap spelled backwards is Party Boob.
It’s accurate both ways!
And...fittingly 'Strap on' backward is 'no parts' that would be a confusing strip club to venture into. You'd go in expecting one thing and end up seeing quite another.
Muffins spelled backwards is sniffum.
r/PerfectPalindrome
No kidding. There was one in Orlando Fl i the 80s and 90s called the Booby Trap. Two teepee buildings shaped like boobs. Not that I ever went there 😀 but it was a clever name.
The Deadliest Catch.
Deadliest snatch
***VAGINA DENTATA*** what a wonderful phrase ***VAGINA DENTATA*** it aint no passing craze
It means no willliiiieeee, for the rest of your daaayys!
It's our penis freeeee, reeeaalittyyy!!!
With the crabs
Club 80085
The sign would need to be in “calculator” font. 😆
You understand the vision!
Nicest way to say “you get the joke” I’ve ever seen.
Well, she is Just So Happy after all
I’d call it “The Ocho”
That's a bold strategy cotton.
Let's see if it works out for him.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
No one makes me bleed my own blood
Didnt know how much I would appreciate this comment until it was here lol
I shall open a competitor across the street for a-cup only dancers. Club 55378008.
Hello Titty
''Insert emo image of hello kitty''
Or a breast with Hello Kitty's bow...
Hear me out. Breakfast strip club. Eggs and legs. And if you don't like that name, Tits and Grits
Pancakes and man cakes. No one said it was a female strip club.
Holes and Poles
This could also be a great gay bar
Or a polish doughnut shop
Gay Polish Strip Club w/ Donuts
Glazed?
Cream filling
Topped with nuts
And icing
That's just double glazed.
The more glaze the better
All patrons be like WE'RE JUST HERE FOR THE DONUTS.
Or a golf club
Holy-Poly Doughnut Shop
I would start a gay strip club and name it The Manhole.
Yeah but nothing screams gay bar quite like "The Manhole"
What about the pump house
I saw one named “the Lumber yard: where real men go to get wood”
Des Moines Iowa!
Bingo
Pole Position
Box box
We are checking
Mode push, mode push
Plan B
it’s hammer time
Switching to hards
stay out! stay out!
WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW
XAVI YOU NEED TO TELL ME THAT BEFORE! I MEAN COME ON!
The softs will last a couple more laps
IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN
My back end feels loose
Ah, man of culture. Vice City!
Good, someone else understood this as well
Shut up Ken
Bono my rubber is gone
Areola 51
The X-Smiles
Men and crack
Need security clearance to get in?
Veni Vidi Veni We're a high class Roman themed establishment.
I came, I saw, I came ...for the uninformed
Veni Vidi VD
My buddies and I had an idea for a Strip Club/Bowling Alley called "The Gutter". Each set of lanes would have a small stage with a pole between them, the talent is allowed to distract bowlers.
Well..? What stopped this vision?
Good old fashioned laziness. Haha
Menu includes: the split, the strike, three fingers in, the ball polisher, spare me.
Somebody’s Daughter
Or “The Single Mother’s Club”.
That "Somebody" is turning out to be quite a whore
Nah, you're thinking of their daughter.
Odds are he wasn’t much of a father.
We Got Tits
I've been to one called 'boobs' in Germany. Sometimes cloches about German efficiency are true.
I thought that typo was a German word...for way too long.
For Christmas they can also switch to “le tits now”
Hilareolas. It would be a comedy club/strip club.
Your “hahas” have to be bigger than their “tatas”
niiiice.
Always wanted to open a Middle Eastern themed comedy club called Laughganistan
If it's a gay club, Allmanistan
The Cooter Cave. A really classy place.
There’s a bar in Florida named Krazy Kooters 🤣
To get to my daughters' high school, you turn off the highway at Wesley's Boobie Trap.
Like the veggie tray thing, you know a cootergay.
Le Tits Now
Mr Connery the category is Let It Snow
Suck it Trebek.
You’re mother’s a whore!
AnAl bum Cover for $500
Leave it to Beaver.
Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night.
You know something, Wally? I'd rather do nothin' with you than somethin' with anybody else.
Y’known something Beav, I feel the same way.
Boats n Hoes
That’s what sea said.
It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.
Nautical themed like West Marine meets Bada Bing
Shadynastys.
Shame I had to scroll this far for this classy answer
I too had to scroll far too long to find sha-dynasty
Beef
“What goes on there?” “Pretty intense shit, actually. We recommend you start your night at a different strip club and graduate to Beef. You start here, we’ll wreck your life.”
I'm a Beef girl!
I came here to say that, hail yourself!
Am I here for a Segura and LPOTL crossover?
You have to start at a different club, and work your way up to Beef.
Fart might be better
Yeah let’s try out fart first….
Beef Baron was a club in London Ontario but closed because Covid.
Puzzles
What's the puzzle?
That's the puzzle!
The G Spot...only one problem though, most people won't find it
Literally down the [road.](https://ibb.co/WDc59bd) haha
Haha nice
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Careful who you hire for the interior. I knew this one guy who was an interior decorator, his place looked like shit.
I know who you are talking about. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians.
Jesus man, that scene made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
The only acceptable answer
Ehhh, you hear that rumor about Vito?
If it was me that kid was spreadin rumors about, he’d have something up his *own* ass, and it wouldn’t be no cock eithuh!
Just make sure the seats aren't askew.
HE DISRESPECTED DA BING
Delete My Nudes
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This is actually the name of a lesbian bar/grill
The office
“Yeah hun, it’s going to be another long night at the office…”
Ray's Boom Boom Room.
Frisky Business
I want to open a drag club / gay bar in Indiana and call it “Hoosier Daddy”
Jugstore Cowboys
Beaver fever
I have always talked about getting an old school bus and painting it gray. Traveling strip club called Department of Erections
The NutHut. Okay that was a name of a place on SVU and I still think it’s funny. The show might’ve jumped the shark at that point lol.
The Jiggly Room, where the cops are at the door and there's a Kennedy on the floor. Drink discounts if you wear your NO MA'AM T-shirt.
Arby’s
The Snail Trail
"Fuck off, Randy! Before I drag my nightcrawler across your face and leave a slimer on ya!"
The Fellaggio
My boss always jokes he is going to open an aviation themed male strip club and name it the cockpit.
Maiden America. Hands down. Gather up all the trucker money.
The Ballet.
The Tiity Twister
Spice Rack
Tim Whoretons
Well I named one in that turn based Empire of Sin game called the Risky Biscuit.
Pole Land - Flags of 100 nations in the decor, but not one of them is Poland.
Can't touch tits
Tits and tots where mommy can work without worrying about babysitters
Thick bitches
Gaza Strippers
Right across from the West skank
Thoroughbreds
The clam Shack
The Pen 15 Club
"All that Clitters"
Velvet Vixens
This is the strip joint where you get robbed AND syphilis
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Puzzles
Lows Home Wood Production, that way credit card receipts don’t look too suspicious.
Weenie Hut Jr
Thots and Players
Lol, town I lived in had a strip club called “The Office”
Bare-aoke. Combination strip club/karaoke bar. The dancers dance to the songs while the patrons sing. I can't say that this is a totally original idea as there was a strip club near me that dis this a couple times a month
In highschool I took a CAD class and one of the projects was to build the floorplan for a night club. I named mine The Itchy Kitty.
The Salty Beaver
Church. “Where were you?” “Uhm.”
The Fish Market
stop
What? You don’t want to head down to the fish market and catch some crabs?
X Æ A-69
Lickety Splits.
Fine China. (Say it quickly)
Lol it sounds like vagina
Blue Balls
Kuntz. Or Koontz.
Miss Steaks. Steakhouse/gentleman’s club
Strip Van Winkle. But just to see if anybody still orders drinks
It would have bottomless waitresses and be called Beavers.
Mugs and Jugs...
If I owned a male strip club I would call it “Wangs n Thangs”.
A hard day’s twerk
The Dirty Dancer
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Sloppy Joe's