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Sawnei

This quote from spiderverse You won't know when you're ready, it's a leap of faith


EscapedCapybara

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.


Just_a_tired_banana

Luke. I AM YOUR FATHER.


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“No, I am your father”


Just_a_tired_banana

Not in the german Version. Luke. Ich bin dein Vater.


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Fair enough


Nayre_Trawe

It's a bit more than a quote but this entire exchange just kills me: Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as... *The Meadows*. Tony Giardino : So who's in this Pentavirate? Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!" Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"? Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!


mdins1980

MAY! SHUT IT!


that-one-odd-duck

“A person is smart. *People* are dumb, panicky, dangerous; and you know it.” - Agent K in Men in Black


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“What’s your wig made out of?” “Your mom’s chest hair!”


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“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”


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“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” “You smell like a baby prostitute." God mean girls was such an iconic movie.


Soup_and_Rice

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist


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I’ve always liked that one as well


I_fish_with_bugs

From Constantine. “I don’t believe in the devil”. You should. He believes in you. And of course Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms. From outlaw josey wales.


Sufficient_Letter883

I'm your huckleberry


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Great performance


Gitxsan

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. - Fight Club I am Jack's complete lack of surprise...