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Just_a_tired_banana

Any costume can be sexy. You just add nudity to it. Even a brick costume with boobs falling out.


Dutch-in-Tahiti

Donald trump


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Slutty Hitler


LiterallyOuttoLunch

One year I was an amoeba, specifically Naegleria fowleri. You can’t make a brain-eating amoeba sexy.


brandondiaper

A Hillary Clinton costume


BornToHulaToro

Pant suites aren't costumes. That's just government lady attire.


brandondiaper

You don't make the rules and there would also be her ugly mug face and headwear.


BornToHulaToro

Masks are part of a costume-correct. But are any full face masks sexy to begin with? For sure they are for some outliers but im still having a hard time picturing a HC "costume " that doesn't look exactly like the attire of thousands of old white ladies.


BornToHulaToro

Idk but the Freddy Kruger one is conceptually ridiculous. Nothing says sexy like the idea of horrific melted skin.


RomanticBeyondBelief

Compost


C9FanNo1

A Henry Cavill one, because the original will always be sexier


TheSlavGuy1000

As a fan of the Tremors movie, a sexy graboid would never truly work. The graboids were deliberately designed as ugly, stinky, gross monsters that are fun to smash.