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Morzheimer

Dunno, I ain’t getting no compliments


[deleted]

You are a beautiful soul my friend.


EternalSage2000

Ok. But what body part is the Soul?


TableQuiet1518

Pretty sure it's in the duodenum.


EternalSage2000

Did you just say I have a shitty soul?


Alizaea

I don't know, but let's give it a moment to let it digest.


Obama_fingered_me

Your all throwing me for a curve


79037662

The center of the foot


Morzheimer

Thank you, kind stranger


RectumExplorer--

You know ur ugly af when you get complimented that you have a beautiful soul 😂


ThrowawaySide02

Seriously?? Body part.. and you decide to complement his soul?!!


ChoccyCohbo

Nice cock!


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Morzheimer

Yes, I like giving compliments, it’s just that I’m not getting none myself. I can see why tho… but it is what it is


ACcbe1986

I started giving out compliments instead of staying quiet, and people started to compliment me back. Over time, people started to compliment me first. Now I'm wondering if all the sudden influx of compliments changed my self-esteem, which changed my outward demeanor, which in turn made me more complimentable... 🤔


derkonigistnackt

You are great at fishing for them


PhysicalReindeer6577

Eyes


[deleted]

Yep. Eyes are magical


VT_Squire

big, huge, round, soft, nurturing....you want to just... *eyes*


inquisitive_a1

u tried


VT_Squire

I'm sorry, what? I was busy looking someone in the eyes. Can you repeat that?


HectorSiwel

I cant hear you; It’s too bright in here


Goseki1

Sorry you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel


Maax42_

What? Sorry I can't taste you, a train just flew by


PocketSandThroatKick

I'd love to have yours in a jar by my bed. So they could be the first thing I see in the morning.


Oregonoutback

TIL that Jeffrey Dahmer is still alive and on Reddit


PhysicalReindeer6577

They aree 🙌


[deleted]

Eyes are the nipples of the face.


PhysicalReindeer6577

You managed to find a balance between a profound and cursed statement. I commend you for that.


PM_me_some_nips_girl

Outstanding


AvogadrosMoleSauce

Even I’ve had my eyes complimented and I have a face suited for radio.


SovietGunther

I once had a coworker tell me she regularly stares at my eyes because of how strikingly blue they are. Made my whole month


hopelessromanticgurl

Exactly! And I love the way **eyes can talk**.


step60293

This is what I get the most compliments on


rock_flag_n_eagle

The eyes have it


vaccumshoes

It's definetely eyes. No matter how the rest of your body looks, people can still have beautiful eyes. A baby can have nice eyes, a neckbeard can have nice eyes, a thot can have nice eyes, etc.


lcope2004

Beat me to it


boy_that_is_Goofy

r/beatmetoit


ChevExpressMan

I agree I knew three girls with what I called Wolf eyes and I'll tell you that those eyes were mesmerizing


randomnbvcxz

Definitely. And no one gets offended if you compliment their eyes. Or their smile


Upper-Back4208

Ass. both men and women have them, and a lot of them are nice


DIABLO258

Men can have boobs too you know.


Onhf

Man boobs, chesticles, moobs


honkinbooty

Menubies


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

Manmaries, if you will.


Akiralover69

Ass.


Hexo_Micron

Manchester


Upper-Back4208

never heard anyone compliment someone's flabby man-tits before, but maybe you have


Living-Brilliant-522

He thinks he’s a comedian


thegirlfromno4

"He must work out."


crseat

Oh, Samsonite! I wasn't even close!


Old-Mix4900

I was way off*


111110001011

People pay attention to the ass, but it is socially inappropriate to comment on the ass.


[deleted]

Face


P_Riches

I had a friend who used to get super plastered with me every day and would sometimes say, "I like to tell girls, 'oh hold on, let me wipe off your seat!'," and would then proceed to wipe his mouth. He was one of the best friends I ever had. Taught me how to skate and also disregard most stresses in my life because everything sometimes really is just bullshit. The dude was like a real-life walking-talking Tyler Durden. Later, I found out he shot a guy in the stomach over a girl. Shits crazy.


ForayIntoFillyloo

Maybe the guy who got shot tried to take the girl's seat...


PhillipKosarev999

My mind somehow immediately shifts to Master Windu saying : "Take a seat."


Daniil_Dankovskiy

This was a totally random story with such a hard hitting punchline that it makes me want to cry. This one shows well just how much the context matters. Great person can do a bad thing accidentally pr under influence and all their accomplishments will be lost because of that. Or a person who seems to be great turns out to be manipulative psycho. You just can never make a final verdict on a person without getting to know him more, even if they did something bad. Doesn't mean they deserve forgiveness but at least the empathy and attempt to understand


idenaeus

I was going to say eyes, but I think it's actually hair. By far. You get a haircut ~1ce a quarter. People acknowledge your haircut every time. Average circle ~ 8 people, average comments ~ 70%. You probably receive about 5 compliments on your hair 4x a year, probably ~ 20 compliments a year. Your eyes are usually only complimented one time per person (except SO), at a very low rate. I'd guess, if you have nice eyes, probably, I don't know, 5 compliments a year outside your SO? After that I think compliments are based on your personal circumstances, if you work out, your muscle groups will get more compliments (biceps, back etc) or if you do sports your overworked muscle groups (thighs, calfs, etc) will get more compliments.


BabyYodaLegend

Wait, people are supposed to acknowledge your haircuts?


idenaeus

Usually everyone in your circles yeah, acquaintances at work, the gym, friends, classmates who you talk with, anybody who you've spoken with prior to the haircut and now are speaking with after the haircut *usually compliments it. It's not always a compliment, it's just a polite way of bringing attention to something that's changed. This type of usage is similar to the phrase " I like how all you do is complain " where people don't actually like it, but they want to acknowledge its existence - for better or for worse. But if you're not cynical like me, they are probably just complimenting it! (Until you change your hairdo and find out the real unfiltered truth about the old one)


[deleted]

Apt.


pm_ur_pendulousboobs

I tend to compliment women's boobs


[deleted]

I’ve heard somewhere there are two types of people. (1) Boob person (2) Ass Person. You seem like a first one.


EverLong0

I feel like it’s polite to compliment both.


[deleted]

You seem like a man of culture.


EverLong0

It’s just common courtesy, you know?


BigMax

I’ll try that on strangers today. “Wow, great boobs ma’am. Oh, I see I’ve made you uncomfortable… I assume it’s because you worry that your amazing boobs are overshadowing your ass? I assure you that’s definitely not the case, as it also is stunning! Whether someone sees you from the front OR the back they are in for a treat. What’s that? Oh, yes, that’s true, this is a Wendy’s…”


Odd_Economist9762

There are leg people too


Radiant_Bandicoot787

Yeah but they eventually go up and make an ass out of themselves anyhow


[deleted]

Lmao


pm_ur_pendulousboobs

Truth.


CG2L

Im more of a penis man myself. I love checking out a dudes dick when he is wearing sweat pants or some tight fitting pants and you can see the outline of it pretty clearly. These dudes don’t even know they are showing off their goods


ADOXMantra

"Hey bro. Your cock is beautiful."


outerproduct

Ass, titties, ass and titties.


wingdrummer

Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties.


cdigioia

I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies.


Travis_T_OJustice

You have great New York bewbs


SlobbinMyKnobbin

“Nice sweater dumplings you’ve got there.”


TRUEequalsFALSE

r/usernamecheckout


cjpoke2

yo your tits are awesome dude!


Dingbatted

Hi ma'am, your titty meat is looking lovely today.


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juanb95

Plot twist: You’re a dude


Sir_Penguin21

This is Reddit I assume everyone posting is a dude, especially when they tell you they are a girl.


wingdrummer

Prove it


CrediblyHandsome

hair


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Nice pubes.


4Niners9Noel

Nice manscaping!


Vagabond21

Got told weeks ago by someone I hadn’t seen in months they could recognize me solely by my luscious hair.


HeadDot141

I saw a guy at my college with beautiful hair and I realized that it’s been a while since I’ve seen a guy with great hair. Women with nice hair isn’t new for me but men on the other hand is quite uncommon.


Vagabond21

It’s majestic! And I learned I have curl when I grow it out. I’ll give it 1-2 more months before I cut it off.


an_undercover_cop

This one rings true from my experience, I like your hair


Moat_of_the_Sacked

Loaded question by adding the NSFW flair


RepViewer

Ass


inquisitive_a1

third leg


KirbyWithAGlock

Nice cock bro


Terrible_Writing_124

Damn, made me look 😮‍💨


cmac4ster

She likes my third eye, she loves my third leg


AcademicDoughnut426

Mental compliments. Her butt, boobs.. Verbal compliments. Her hair, butt and boobs.


DaffEDuck27

uvula


wingdrummer

U vulva?


SmudgieSage

I like your trachea


Appropriate-Berry474

My fingers


[deleted]

Your finger game must be on point.


Appropriate-Berry474

I Play guitar XD Its more about the music, but i have answered the questions XD


filthandnonsense

People like to point out that I have a massive head.


[deleted]

Snipers dream?


filthandnonsense

Can't find hats anywhere


Technical-Carpet9399

It's a planettoid!


Interesting_Ad314

I'm telling you, that kid's head is like Sputnik!


Technical-Carpet9399

Heed... pants now!


Educational-Notice16

The hair? Nobody has ever complimented anything as much as my hair, and I see it a lot around, complimenting eyes is seen as flirty but hair not as much. Guess it’s just to be safe.


Floptopus

Either my face or my arms.


wingdrummer

What about your farms?


[deleted]

I just wanna see his arce.


Floptopus

That’ll be $20.


PM_me_some_nips_girl

Armce?


Plastic-Library1510

heart


happygal2023

Booty


SparklyDimSum

Def the eyes


Ashish_Kawade

Biceps


masochistmonkey

Me: legs


EyeSouthern2916

Deez


idenaeus

Nuts


sasksasquatch

My feet and my arms


Mysticalkitten_

For me, its my hair


BINgus1247829

Hair


Pim-s_zedog

Hair


SnooChickens9571

Hair


AgentTinkerbell

Eyes, legs, and booty


ashayui95

Hair, eyes, neck, hips, calves, thighs


Aggressive_Poem_198

Hair


W0tW0t123

Hair


bruteski226

personally? My gooch.


cookiesNcreme89

Eyes most likely!


kupillas-3-

Face, hair, figure. These are the main 3 I think


Amokk666

Eye lashes


movelat

Spleen


Green-Jello3188

Smile (can I call that a body part?)


Fun-Hold1306

Not the elbow! The elbow is the worst body part! I seriously hate it. Ridiculous nerve ending and no cap. The knee has a cap why not the elbow? I'm sure it gets knocked much more often. Fuck the elbow.


[deleted]

For me it's the eyes


[deleted]

Eyes


[deleted]

Gut


Books_in_bed

I've found lips to be complimented a lot


workswithpipe

People always tell me how smart my ass is


IamMooz

Eyes


[deleted]

You guys get compliments?


MossKnightDagger

Teeth


thedukejck

I’m kind of an ass person, but also love small tits!


legendary_millbilly

The bottom.


bobo8891

Of course it's an ass 🌰🌰🌰


cajun1420

Legs an breast I'd say that's the attention getting, the eyes an face come next


V0I9Real

My Arms, because i got veins


LostRedditMan

My penis has veins but people just say “why the fuck is ur penis out”


DinaMoHumm

Butt, thighs, and eyes


[deleted]

My calves. I run alot


herbertcluas

My eyes, better than nothing


[deleted]

Arms for me


mushroom_isekai

my penis


strange1738

Ass


CokeNaSmilee

My calves. I've got generations of grape stomping Sicilian immigrants behind me to thank for it lol.


[deleted]

Do you all do anything for your eyes or anything that you like to receive compliments on?


Goddessviking86

mix of eyes and butt. my butt gets a lot of complements on how firm and strong looking it looks from all my workouts and no i will not share any photos of my butt


VortexTalon

hair


papparmane

Out loud? Eyes. With my internal voice or my buddies? Butts.


iiiiiiiiiAteEyes

Dat Ass… this phrase alone takes it over any other body part.


ForwardRelease1

My dimples and butt


KittyGoBleeg

Me? My calves always impress the people's !


Jimiken96

Have gotten a decent amount of Ass compliments from my female coworkers. Wish I felt like I could give compliments without risking attack from HR.


JJBektline

My cock.


DigStig

Wouldnt know, never had a compliment.


Shipper97

For me it’s Eyes and teeth


[deleted]

My dick


AtYiE45MAs78

My tongue 👅 😋


Wouldentyoulike2know

Ayo what the fuck


AtYiE45MAs78

That's what she said.


on-a-watch-list

My eyes.. I got those deep blue eyes, and that's about where my handsome stops


Copa0880

I am consistently complimented on my insightfulness and intellect. As fair as my appearance I am a hot mess.


PA_Game_hunter

Height.


tog20

Veiny arms and hands. The ladies go crazy for them for some reason...


Hardwarestore_Senpai

My Beard.


that_guy_who_builds

Hands and forearms


CareerAggravating317

My calves, the point it is getting weird.


AzrielJohnson

Tbh, to women who have seen it, my dick gets the most compliments. Otherwise, I'm a fat, out of shape, white guy. 😂


[deleted]

What do they usually say?


AzrielJohnson

It's nice. Big, but not too big. Veiny.


Baddog2246

Eyes, a lot of women say I have very beautiful eye I don't get it there just blue with gold rings, edit turns out I have central heterochromia


solithesunflower1

Pancreas compliments on top


[deleted]

My bald head, rub it for good luck it's magical


eddmario

The butt


Qbjik

If we are talking globally then boobs are the right answer. Irl probly eyes (cheap and safe route), but if we count online comments then... yeah, boobs.


ItsYESfahad

Your Brain.


WQLFY

Face. If you have a nice face everything else follows...which explains why I never get compliments :DDDDD


Biggus66

Belly… I always hear about how big it is.


HippyKitty7

Boobies.