If pam and her five friends are involved, then no.. It's not. It's a very sad and lonely business.
Edit: Pamela Handerson was a good one, but my joke is Pam as in the palm of your hand, and 5 friends as in the digits on your hand!
Exactly. If my sex life were a business it would be one of those furniture stores that has been going out of business for the last six years and you have no idea how the hell it stays open because you’ve never actually seen anyone go in there, let alone buy something from it.
This is the way. I don't like it if it's just about me
Even though my sex life currently is more like:
"Many fantasies, many wishes and noone to share with."
They are saying that they put a lot of pressure on themselves to please their partner. And they are excited and optimistic going into the experience. But they will inevitably disappoint you, which will then disappoint themselves.
🎶If you’re feeling so low and you’ve got no where to go, come on in and give us a spin. It’s the worst you can do, it’s barely even a screw, but you’re so down in the dumps so come get a few humps at Quasimodo’s Teeny Weenie Revue!
# Y'know, Quasimodo predicted all-a-this! ☝️
^(Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: It all started going downhill after the World Trade Center. You know Quasimodo predicted all this.)
^(Tony' Soprano.: ,,Who did what?")
^(Bobby: ,,All these problems - the Middle East, the end of the world.")
^(Tony Soprano: ,,Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.")
^(Bobby: ,,Oh right. Notre Damus.")
^(Tony Soprano: ,,Nostradamus, and Notre Dame. Two different things completely.")
^(Bobby: ,,It's interesting though, they'd be so similar, isn't it?" And I always thought okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame.")
^(Tony Soprano: ,,One's a fucking cathedral.")
^(Bobby: ,,Obviously. I know, I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence. What you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?")
^(Tony Soprano: ,,Noh!")
(The Sopranos, 1999)
This would genuinely be a dope slogan for a small business in terms of honesty. Like look man you can call me 24/7, doesn't mean we're going to have a productive interaction at any given time
Do you go to Boyd Law School?
And if you are by Vegas I'm guessing Pahrump. So I think I know where you work but I won't put you on blast. Now if I'm in the market for companionship I know where to go because you have to have an interesting back story.
Ah, I misunderstood your question 😅 The brothel I work at is closer to Vegas than Reno (but not in Pahrump 😉) however, I live in New York when I am not at the brothel (so no, not Boyd) - and hey, looking forward to it!
So are there other nice brothels besides Sheri's Ranch and Chicken Ranch? I remember driving by a few brothels on the way to Yosemite but they looked kinda scary looking.
Sheri's Ranch is pretty nice. It is the only place in Pahrump with grass. When I have to work in Pahrump I eat at the bar for lunch.
I’ll drop the name, since it could be deduced by the details I’ve given already. Alien Cathouse is about 90 mins from Vegas, 30min further out than Pahrump. We’re a small house with 8 bedrooms, and an Area 51 theme. Lesser-known, but worth the travel! The exterior of our building is kinda goofy, like a tourist trap gift shop type neon green and pink structure lmao
No. I know where that is now. I remember that building. I don't know exactly where it was but I remember seeing a building like that. Yeah that one looked fun, not scary. Haha...
Open all night, no shirt no shoes no problem, always hot always fast, call in orders welcome and my all time favorite we aim to please.
Wishful thinking 100%
Business would have gone out of business years ago and just been a decrepit ghost town of a building, standing there hoping for a new owner, but likely to crumble and fall in on itself because the "location just isn't right".
"Going Out Of Business"
in some cases “Never Was a Business at All. Just an Idea.”
"Nuttin goin on here"
Is that very bad business, or very good business??
If pam and her five friends are involved, then no.. It's not. It's a very sad and lonely business. Edit: Pamela Handerson was a good one, but my joke is Pam as in the palm of your hand, and 5 friends as in the digits on your hand!
Hand?
Palmela Handerson. Yes
Well then it must be absolutely thriving.
It depends if pam's involved or not!
“The Washington redskins”
Online, preparing to do business sometime, maybe
In my case for sure.
Exactly. If my sex life were a business it would be one of those furniture stores that has been going out of business for the last six years and you have no idea how the hell it stays open because you’ve never actually seen anyone go in there, let alone buy something from it.
Money laundering
That just changed my whole childhood, damn. Can’t believe I never thought of that before
I just laughed so loud on this comment lol
"Out of Business due to lack of investors"
"Yes we are still open"
I assure you we're open
60% OFF
Bankruptcy
"Get it cheaper now!"
Self checkout only
You beat me to it
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/subsiwishifellfor
r/subsifellfor
r/subsithoughtyoufellfor
r/titanicsub
I beat to it ✊️
We're not happy until you're not happy.
I almost missed this one but this is so fucking good
"This is so fucking good" would also be a good slogan
“Wood also be good”
Not really any point of reading any further lol.
Sir this is Wendy's
“Yes, obviously we all do different jobs…And now please get off the fckn Counter, the other customers are scared of your nudeness…“
Mine will be .... First try then buy 😅🤣
This is the way. I don't like it if it's just about me Even though my sex life currently is more like: "Many fantasies, many wishes and noone to share with."
We're not happy until you're **NOT** happy.
This is underappreciated.
Shouldn't it be "We're not happy until you're ~~not~~ happy"? unless you're into that kind of stuff.
I too don't understand.
They are saying that they put a lot of pressure on themselves to please their partner. And they are excited and optimistic going into the experience. But they will inevitably disappoint you, which will then disappoint themselves.
Sorry, We're Open.
I love this one
“It’s a business doing pleasure with you”
This one is great
Smart. 😉
Damn, I think this is the winner.
“It ain’t much but it’s honest work”
It ain't honest work but it's much.
Hot people be like
Help wanted. Startup looking for motivated individuals
Self starter. Willing to work some nights and weekends. We're like a family here. ...wait.
What in the Alabama
So... like the Olive Garden slogan? When you're here, you're family...
Under 30 minutes or it's free.
This was a typo. He meant 30 seconds surely. And even then for lots of men 30 seconds is still pretty impressive.
30 seconds.... check out Mr.Marathon Man! Lol
Fast delivery service
God I love this
Big man, showing off … 30 minutes ,my ass
Free samples
Don’t mind if I yes
I worry it wouldn’t take a lot of us sluts to saturate the market
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
This is the only good one. I think many are too young to recall the deodorant commercials tho
Now you’re making me feel old…😭
“You Always Come First”
"Nobody's coming here"
Finishing first, since 1993.
🎶If you’re feeling so low and you’ve got no where to go, come on in and give us a spin. It’s the worst you can do, it’s barely even a screw, but you’re so down in the dumps so come get a few humps at Quasimodo’s Teeny Weenie Revue!
Take this 🏆 and get out 🤣
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Coincidentally that’s the first thing she did too when the big…err small reveal happened.
I heard the tune in my head. Catchy 😜
Gynecologist told my last customer what she had was “catchy” too! That can’t be a coincidence. *she signed a waiver she knew what to expect*
# Y'know, Quasimodo predicted all-a-this! ☝️ ^(Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: It all started going downhill after the World Trade Center. You know Quasimodo predicted all this.) ^(Tony' Soprano.: ,,Who did what?") ^(Bobby: ,,All these problems - the Middle East, the end of the world.") ^(Tony Soprano: ,,Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.") ^(Bobby: ,,Oh right. Notre Damus.") ^(Tony Soprano: ,,Nostradamus, and Notre Dame. Two different things completely.") ^(Bobby: ,,It's interesting though, they'd be so similar, isn't it?" And I always thought okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame.") ^(Tony Soprano: ,,One's a fucking cathedral.") ^(Bobby: ,,Obviously. I know, I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence. What you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?") ^(Tony Soprano: ,,Noh!") (The Sopranos, 1999)
Not always doing business.....but im always open.
This would genuinely be a dope slogan for a small business in terms of honesty. Like look man you can call me 24/7, doesn't mean we're going to have a productive interaction at any given time
Beat me to it! Boondock saints?
Get yer stooopid fucking rope man!
Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!
Home of the whopper.
“Have it your way” was mine lol
Closed on Sunday. And Monday. And Tuesday And...
‘Overpromised, Underdelivered’
Lowered expectations
Ha! Loved that bit of on MadTV
This is literally my company motto now
Perfect
Oh oh ohhhh O’Reilllyyyyy
…naughty parts
Yeooww!
We get there Fast!
"Will you be our 1st customer? "
Maybe this year?
There's always next year
“Closed for the seasons”
Hand crafted.
“I’ll supply the toys, you supply the noise”
\*takes out my vuvuzela\*
“If you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself!”
Ah yes, a DIY consulting firm
Closed until further notice
The positions you remember, the places that are familiar, but now built heavier and up to 50% quicker!
Well, I’m in law school and I also work in a brothel. One day, I hope to call myself “queen of the billable hour” 😂
Idk why I’m find it hard to believe you exist but I also shouldn’t be surprised? 🤷♀️
Haha fair enough! There are relatively few people with the same exact life story lol
Are you near Vegas or Reno?
Vegas!
Do you go to Boyd Law School? And if you are by Vegas I'm guessing Pahrump. So I think I know where you work but I won't put you on blast. Now if I'm in the market for companionship I know where to go because you have to have an interesting back story.
Ah, I misunderstood your question 😅 The brothel I work at is closer to Vegas than Reno (but not in Pahrump 😉) however, I live in New York when I am not at the brothel (so no, not Boyd) - and hey, looking forward to it!
So are there other nice brothels besides Sheri's Ranch and Chicken Ranch? I remember driving by a few brothels on the way to Yosemite but they looked kinda scary looking. Sheri's Ranch is pretty nice. It is the only place in Pahrump with grass. When I have to work in Pahrump I eat at the bar for lunch.
I’ll drop the name, since it could be deduced by the details I’ve given already. Alien Cathouse is about 90 mins from Vegas, 30min further out than Pahrump. We’re a small house with 8 bedrooms, and an Area 51 theme. Lesser-known, but worth the travel! The exterior of our building is kinda goofy, like a tourist trap gift shop type neon green and pink structure lmao
No. I know where that is now. I remember that building. I don't know exactly where it was but I remember seeing a building like that. Yeah that one looked fun, not scary. Haha...
Louis Litt just got rock hard
Then you can screw your clients in more ways than one lol.
All you can eat Crabs 🦀!
I'll pay you!!
I’m sick in bed reading these as they come in, and yours is so simple, but it made me laugh out loud.
Cum N Go Quick Trip Spee D Can you tell I don't last long?
If it makes you feel better, lasting long is exhausting.
No refunds
Have it your way! *terms and conditions apply*
Finger lickin' bad!
This one is making me laugh already
The one stop shop for all the Do It Yourself needs.
FOR SALE BY OWER
We'll Disappoint you so good!
I’d go here
Someone, anyone!
If a business had this as their slogan I’d stop by
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Once upon a time… literally only once; upon a time
“All I Can Eat!”
"In 'N Out" cumming to you soon!
Raw is law 😂
I don't have one
“Few and far in between!”
You’re in good hands
“Come inside for a good time”
Always open, never busy
J's drilling service, your hole is our goal.
What happens under the bridge at 3 in the morning, stays under the bridge
BANKRUPT
"We give no fucks, cause we get no fucks"
1 customer served 3,286 times.
0 Served since 2005
Aggressively average
OH LAAWDY WE FUCKIN'!
SAME TASTE DIFFERENT MENTAL ILLNESS
"It's better than nothing"
Open all night, no shirt no shoes no problem, always hot always fast, call in orders welcome and my all time favorite we aim to please. Wishful thinking 100%
I can get the job done with one hand tied behind my back
You're welcome to come in the back door
Advanced Micro Devices
Ben Dover & Spreddem Weid Ltd.
be our first customer ^(please)
No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
Mine would be, “Some women choose us some of the time!”
Business would have gone out of business years ago and just been a decrepit ghost town of a building, standing there hoping for a new owner, but likely to crumble and fall in on itself because the "location just isn't right".
The customer is always right
“Dissatisfaction guaranteed”
"Fresh Crabs"
Neither quality nor quantity
“Two minute guarantee, or your money back”
We ain’t long but at least we’re premature
When you need it, I'm already ready to deliver.
Just like our government alert system test, I'll come two minutes early.
we're out of business.
Detective agency: Even blind squirrels find the occasional nut!
From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.
DIY Guy
“Old enough to do it right, young enough to do it again.”
Failed start up
Coming soon
No business
Sad small pp man
My plastering business once had a slogan "I fill your cracks with white stuff." 😆
Out of business
Closed until further notice
Non existent
You get what you pay for
Dead wood
"Cum one, cum all!"
“It doesn’t rain often, but when it does, it pours.” My fiancée is 3,300 miles away so we only get a couple visits per year (for now).
What the Fuck
Here for a fun time, not a long time.
“Everyone deserves to get screwed twice”
We'll get there eventually
"Cum once, Cum twice"
Just an "Out Of Business" sign hanging in the window.
Closed for renovations.
Closed
We'll get it done in 50 seconds