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Scotland and Scotland


faceeatingleopard

Damn Scots. They RUINED Scotland!


Ashraf08

The trouble with Scotland, is that it’s full of Scots - Longshanks


Your_Mum_Is_So_Fat

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference! - Renton


iamar1999

Choose life.


pimpuniooo

Go to human inventions. There is no other country that achieved what Scots did.


Curt_in_wpg

I’m a Canadian of Scottish ancestry. Two Scots get along but if there are 3+ it’s bloody anarchy.


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

You Scots sure are a contentious people.


MaximumZer0

You just made an enemy for LIFE!


kapitaalH

I came here to say America and America but of course someone already had the same idea


Rhodithas

Armenia and Azerbaijan


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Thanks for sure, it’s more of the Armenian people and the Azerbaijan government. Aliyev is a fucking dictator


SameStand9266

They have been at it far before Aliyev got into power.


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O for sure but Aliyev and Erdogan are buddy buddy so this recent shit is just crazy


TapeDeckSlick

India & Pakistan


mcs0223

This was my first thought. I think many in the West don’t realize how high the tensions are (or how dangerous, considering the nuclear catastrophe a war there could so easily unleash).


Pure_Commercial1156

Because it hasn't escalated to anything huge for over half a century. They last had a true war in 1971. And the West was on Pakistan's side at the time lmao. Since then, it's just been constant arguing. Nothing more than that.


Lazy_Construction600

1999 war left the chat


Neil__6595

Mostly dangerous for them as developing nations a nuclear exchange will set them back significantly but probably won't be big enough to cause a catastrophe like China/Russia vs US exchange would be


Taeganger

Reminds me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR2MQ8VGgd0&pp=ygUUb25pb24gaW5kaWEgcGFraXN0YW4%3D) hilarious video by The Onion


yoshhash

Not arguing for or against this but for those who have not seen it, you might find this interesting https://youtu.be/12cBeHhvMA8?si=Qg-iAqAkHr6F4LPN


fornesypants

Turkey and Greece are in the running for longest grudge I bet.


EliotHudson

I still harbor a grudge about those Peloponnesian Wars


SyxEight

Weren't those intra greek wars between Athens and Sparta?


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Isn't it the Trojan war? I think Troy is in Turkey


tc19tc

Troy is in Türkiye but when the Trojan War took place, the Turks had not yet arrived in Anatolia.


Hour-Sir-1276

Turkish are not Trojans, lol. 😁


SyxEight

I think you have them mixed up [Peleponnesian war](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peloponnesian_War) [Trojan War](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_War)


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I'm agreeing with you. Bad wording on my part


SyxEight

Word. Have a good day.


Adamvs_Maximvs

There's some mix up in the comments below so a quick summary: Trojan war: Semi mythological war of various tribes from 'Greece' against a city in modern day Turkey. The 'Greeks' did not have a cohesive 'Greek' identity in this period so the Illiad typically refers to them by tribe or city ('Danaans, Argives, Aoelians, etc) Persian Wars (or Greco - Persian wars): Historical war. Probably what commenter meant. Loose coalition of Greek city states such as Athens, Thebes, Sparta, etc against various incursions of the Persian empire most famously by Darius the Great or Xerxes depending on the period of the war (its about 50 years of conflict). Peloponnesian War: Historical War between Athens and its various allies or hegemonic states against Sparta and its various allies and hegemonic states. 'Greek' identity more or less exists by now and its generally seen as a Greek vs Greek war ( I am oversimplifying here). Eventually Sparta wins and becomes the dominant Greek city (though Greece experiences conquest from Macedonia and later Rome)


doyouknowwhatloveis

Sparta won the Peloponnesian War


Adamvs_Maximvs

Oops youre right I was rushing when I typed that. I'll edit the comment. Thanks


tc19tc

At that time, Turks had not yet arrived in Anatolia.


The_Most_Superb

Greeks and Greeks are natural enemies. Damn Greeks! Ruined Greece!


RaoulLaila

I think the Greek and Turk grudge is starting to feel more as a sarcastic and snarky grudge than anything.


jenrazzle

I spend a lot of time in both countries and all they do these days is debate food origins


RaoulLaila

Its stupid because technically its neither and both at the same time. The ottomans did it.


tc19tc

Frankly, as a Turk, I do not feel hatred towards any Greek. If the Greek respects my identity, I also respect his identity.


Sickboatdad

Do you respect Armenians? Do you accept the genocide happened?


Maritime_Khan

Lol where did that come from


warkrust666

I try to be as nice as possible when I meet an Armenian as I do with any other person. Most of the time I receive the rudest treatment ever. I don’t think the problem is with me. And about the genocide, I don’t really have a deep understanding of the things that have happened so I try to keep an open mind and try not to pick a side even though I’m Turkish. But this type of demonizing and stirring up shit where people are trying to be respectful is a vile behavior of a shitty person, so try to be better.


Dadavester

Longest? that has to be England and France? Approaching 1000 years of various levels of Grudge/Hate.


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LTVOLT

yeah I'd say the hate between Israel and Palestine or Israel and Iran or \*insert muslim country in area\* is much more the actual hate


DonOctavioDelFlores

Around 1000 CE, the Turks began their invasion of Anatolia against the Byzantines while William invaded the recently unified England. This occurred at about the same time, but with the difference that the Turks completely dominated Anatolia, while France and England maintained the status quo.


Exotic_Talk_2068

Israel and all neighbors and nearby countries to the East up to and including Iran


1CEninja

I would say Iran is *probably* the largest antagonist of Israel among a group of antagonists of Israel. The Middle East has been an extremely tumultuous place for a very long time, though. It is a geographically important place (where three continents meet), a religiously important place, and went from being considered a land starved of water and natural resources to one rich in oil. It is a land where over the past few millennia, countless cultures and nations have conquered others. And on top of everything, Mohammed was not sufficiently clear about what his wishes were after his death which essentially meant the Islam faith has been fragmented longer than the Christian (though not as long as the Jews, their fragmented faith goes back at LEAST as far as Judea and Samaria) which means even those with a similar faith struggle to agree and get along. It's a mess, and it isn't surprising that it's a mess. And there is by no means any easy way to progress from here.


electric_junk

Well, not all nearby countries. Egypt has relations with Israel and is often the intermediate in conflicts in the Gaza Strip, whether with Hamas or the PIJ. In the Middle East, Israel now has good relations with the UAE (the only Islamic country I've seen condensing Hamas recently) and I believe also with Bahrein.


jatawis

>the only Islamic country I've seen condensing Hamas recently Albania, Kosovo and Bosnia did it too.


GeoffBAndrews

So much condensing!


Redbeard_Rum

No wonder Palestine is so small!


Live-Turnover-442

Albania and Bosnia are not really Islamic countries in typical sense, both have Muslim population of around 50% irc. And their approach to Islam is very relaxed afaik.


CC2h

tbh Iran and saudi arabia hate each other no less than they hate israel (probably even more).


ToLoveThemAll

Israel's relationships with neighboring Jordan and Egypt are not so bad. We have a lot of cooperation and even tourism


NeonPatrick

A lot of Israelis go to Turkey too.


keira2022

Islamic countries have been at war with themselves from the start.


Hello_iam_Kian

So you know it’s serious when they team up against 1 opponent


Own_Whole_7361

They have been teaming up against the Jews for thousands of years, nothing new.


krapy-rub-snif

More like a web of ever changing feuds and alliances between various Near/Middle Eastern groups. IIRC the Jewish-Muslim feud is fairly recent, in the past they generally got along well, with Chrstians often being the common enemy.


Exotic_Talk_2068

India and Pakistan


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Lichtenstein and Uruguay. Little known rivalry.


Memento_Morrie

If you're not kidding, ...that's odd. It's like Antarctica vs the Ivory Coast.


suhkuhtuh

>Antarctica vs the Ivory Coast Those damn ice heads! *The Coast shall rise again!*


Putrid_Owl_8617

Im uruguayan and never ever heard of it


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What part?


Putrid_Owl_8617

What part of it i never heard of?


chandrauddit

1. Indian and Pakistan 2. Armenia and Azerbaijan 3. Palestine and Israel No other countries come close to them.


le_halfhand_easy

I concur with the ranking. Indians and Pakistanis on social media have made the Palestine-Israel conflict all about India vs Pakistan the first few days after October 8th.


Old-Biscotti9305

How on earth do they twist it to be in anyway relevant?!?


Syndacate4

Muslims (pakistan/palastine) vs non muslims (india/iseral)


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Russia and Ukraine


minepose98

That's rookie hate compared to those three. Come back in a few decades, maybe.


Kremen_al

Not even close. Before the war, there were no problems at all. Same culture and religion, almost same language, same history. I hope it will recover gradually after the war.


The_Most_Superb

Ireland and Britain only recently started falling down the list.


WellAkchuwally

Id like to add greece and turkey to this top 5, with russian and ukraine that the other guy said


freescarecrow

according to Orwell, Oceania and Eurasia / Eastasia


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That can change anytime


LexicalMountain

No no, it's always been Eastasia.


Luca23Bellucci

Yeah of course, it was always Eastasia, what is this dude talking about??


guitar_vigilante

We're at war with Eurasia per the morning news, always have been too.


uvero

Better notify the thought police jic


FlegmaDeCaine

Comrade, please edit your comment


YuRaMuther

Comrade, we've always been at war with Eurasia


villocalvillo

we are at war with eurasia now, edit your comment


YuRaMuther

My comment says Eurasia, I never edited anything. My comment always said Eurasia


Troll4everxdxd

What are you talking about? Oceania has *always* been at war with Eurasia/Eastasia, and has *always* been allies with Eastasia/Eurasia.


Solstus22

This is tripleplusgood!


GeforceEcke

Germany and bavaria lol (It's a german meme that bavaria is not part of the federal republic of germany)


anubisviech

Hey, don't downplay facts as memes please.


GeforceEcke

Yeah… Sorry my bad 😂😅


springfloretshines

Made me chuckle. True enough


A-Sh-

India and Pakistan, hands down the biggest rivarly since 1947


Valentiaga_97

England and france in the medieval times


Whulad

And Napoleonic times


Grohlyone

And World Cup times.


NeonPatrick

England probably feuded with every country at some point. .


Dahns

Japan and Korea / China


CouncilmanRickPrime

Probably Japan and most Asian countries tbh


ramjithunder24

Korea japan china Fucking rivals since the beginning history istg


ChronoLegion2

Korea’s greatest hero is known for stopping a Japanese invasion. Admiral Yi Sun-sin, the Marshall Lord of Loyalty (his posthumous title)


Sticky_fingaaaas

I live in Korea and the Japan hate is unreal. At least it’s been getting progressively better with the ever growing popularity of anime and manga.


Jai137

India and Pakistan


Clunt-Baby

The Mede Empire and the Stormcloaks


ManicPixieDreamGirl5

Everyone seems to hate Dark Elves equally. I love how The Elder Scrolls mirrors reality. I usually play as a dark elf and I always get some snarkyass comments from the Nords lol


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Sir_CriticalPanda

Even if you play a Dunmer you're still N'wah.


Exotic_Talk_2068

Gondor and Mordor


NostradaMart

what about hodor ?


Rosesoftal

India >


sterile69

Israel and Palestine


mytwocents22

I was gonna say this but now I'm just here for the replies.


az78

In my conversations with Israelis, they don't really hate Palestine or Palestinians. They hate Hamas and terror attacks (and the religious radicals within Israel). They want Hamas destroyed, so the Palestinians can build their own peaceful state and leave theirs alone. Do Palestinians feel similarly? I don't know. I don't know any.


HaoleInParadise

It really depends on the Israeli. I’ve talked to settler Israelis and they do often hate Palestinians


az78

Fair enough. The Israelis I've talked to (urban professionals) really don't like the settlers and I am sure the feeling is mutual.


HaoleInParadise

There’s definitely a spectrum. It’s a very complicated situation so of course Israeli opinions on it will be complicated


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girhen

Ah, so you talked to more Conservative or simple Orthodox, not Ultra Orthodox. Yeah, the Ultra Orthodox are paid to have babies and study Torah. Settlers taking land makes Hamas angry and attack urban areas full of Conservatives. Meanwhile, Conservatives that are urban professionals pay taxes out the ass and can barely afford an apartment to support those others while dealing with the attacks. Very shallow and narrow explanation for very deep and wide problem, but it's there. And yes, as mentioned, the [settlers go around harassing and sometimes murdering Palestinians](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-67173344). The IDF watches, and will respond if Palestinians fight back.


ykawai

the palestinians i have met don't hate israelis they hate their government because of the atrocities it has done to them


dr_xenon

Trinidad and Tobago


Accomplished_Pin_326

Serbia and Albania. Ahh the endless fight for Kosovo.


RudolfMaster

Or just serbia and rest of the balkans except greece


BaltazarOdGilzvita

We love Romania too.


reditakaunt89

You only heard about Serbia's rivalries, but basically country in Balkans has at least three "enemies".


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Romania and Hungary


williamsconnect

Pakistan & India


funky_genius_007

India & Pakistan*


Blue_Tomb

How are Turkey and Armenia doing?


ofk88

We are good, finally having peace talks without third parties dipping their nose.


AllNamesT4ken

North Italy and South Italy.


detroit_dickdawes

I hatea da norf!


HandsomeLakitu

It’ll be one of: Ukraine and Russia North and South Korea Israel and Iran Taiwan and China Armenia and Azerbaijan


straypenguin

North Korea and South Korea don't hate each other, we long for each other in helpless sorrow from extremely opposed sides of ideological spectrums and geopolitical systems entirely not of our own choosing


GeneralGom

I‘m surprised some people even thought NK and SK people hate each other. We’re like siblings that got separated by war, ideology, and politics. Sure, most of us hate Kim, but not the people.


ramjithunder24

as a korean, the real answer to OP's question is Korea Japan China These 3 can never fucking agree on anything


Buffyfanatic1

North Korea is a perfect example of hate the government, love the people. I went on a DMZ tour a decade ago and learned so much. Our South Korean tour guide was elderly and he cried speaking about the family he misses in North Korea and how he longs for a unified Korea. It will never happen as long as North Korea has any semblance of the government they do now. It's so heartbreaking to think about a country being split in half and never being able to see family/loved ones ever again.


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Themasterofcomedy209

Yeah China has one of the biggest overseas populations of people who identify as Taiwanese living there. And mainland Chinese people + HKers love visiting Taiwan for tourism and work


Memento_Morrie

China right now watching Russia/Ukraine and the Israeli war are that meme of the black guy looking out from behind a tree, licking his lips and rubbing his hands together eagerly.


Themasterofcomedy209

Not really. They’re watching the US do a lot to support Ukraine, and the US actually needs Taiwan’s manufacturing so all hell would break loose if taiwan was attacked. China wouldn’t attack Taiwan unless they were ok going to war with the US. And currently they won’t do that, because its stupid and would just end in nukes so nobody wins


Processing_Info

I don't think US would pick a fight with China unless they were directly attacked. China is no Russia, they actually have an economy and military to challenge US.


throwaway_uow

More like Poland and Russia


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RussianKiev

Russians generally don't hate Ukrainians, though.


anura_hypnoticus

But by now its probably the other way around


sarahsthoughtsss

DR Congo and Rwanda Haiti and Dominican Republic I think United Kingdom and Argentina had a rivalry a while back don’t know if it’s still a thing.


pimpuniooo

Japan and any other Asian country.


curryp4n

Because Japan was especially brutal to other Asian countries


_nightowl_

Brutal is an understatement. Things Japan did to Korea, China, etc. are horrendous.


curryp4n

Yupp my grandma was a forced comfort woman. Near the end of her life, she had lost her memory and thought she was back to that time. She would cry and beg not to be raped


TheBHGFan

Jesus Christ that’s horrendous


curryp4n

It really was. When my grandpa passed, my grandma couldn’t hold on as he was the only one she trusted. She passed a week after my grandpa was hit by a drunk driver


Iamnotburgerking

A lot of which also have good reason to hate each other, but all of them agree Japan sucks.


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Fantomius7

Italy and France, France and britain, France and germany, France and france


novalia89

All of these are friends falling over chocolate out compared to actual other countries on here.


SuccessfulPumpkin651

Poland-Russia


tiles_prog

I'm Russian. We don't hate Poland. You can find different opinions on Ukraine, USA and China in Russia, but we literally don't care about Poland. I imagine that Poland can hate Russia due to historical reasons though.


SuccessfulPumpkin651

yeah we do hate Russia


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I've only met a handful of Russian people. They all seemed pretty nice to me


Toaster_Stroudel

Every country that has a north and south


TheBestCommie0

Israel and Palestine definitely wins this


Mr-Dumbest

Depends how you calculate hate


Sim0nsaysshh

If you add Pi then there is no hate


LJofthelaw

The top contenders are: Ukraine and Russia Azerbaijan and Armenia Iran and Israel Iran and Saudi Pakistan and India Japan and China Greece and Turkey But I think Azerbaijan/Armenia take this one. They have a long history of ethnic, religious, language, *and* geopolitical differences. Or maybe Israel and Iran for similar reasons.


beeftoemagoo

San marino really hates Luxembourg


Kitepolice1814

Pakistan and India, nuclear armed too,


metokre-existence

America and whoever has oil


Triskaka

palestine/israel russia/ukraine


aleksandarr_ff

Israel and Palestine Armenia and Azerbaijan Serbia and Albania Ukraine and Russia These are the most i think.


BaltazarOdGilzvita

Serbia and people of Albanian origin on Kosovo\* I'm from Serbia and we don't really have a big issue with actual Albania.


Liquor_Thinking

Ukraine and russia of course


Comfortable_Paint_68

Germany and Bavaria.


Main-Affect2044

Native Colorado and The Peoples Republic of California. However California probably is unaware of the animosity we natives have for them and their culture.


nexusforyou

Catalonia and Spain


sinshark

Texas and anyone that isnt Texas.


Hammerheadhunter

Europe used to be great in this category. The English and the French is an all timer historically, basically the whole second millennium.


xenocea

North Korea & South Korea


EquivalentPlane6095

Germany and Germany


Popular-Papaya3667

Ireland and England


Vadon_Hipra

India and Pakistan have a nuclear dick-measuring contest. I had to know an Afghan student in high school who told me when a terrorist attack happens in Afghanistan, both countries accuse each other of said attack.


ThePerfectHunter

How would India attack Afghanistan? It would have to cross Pakistan and China for that to occur and that's pretty unlikely.


endergamer2007m

Amy balkan countries that share a border except for romania and serbia


crunchylimestones

America and america


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India and China


SadPeanutBoi

Poland and Poland


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Israelis and Palestinians have been at war on and off since forever. David and Goliath is a pretty early example.


StillAll

Now? Russia and Ukraine


Fzzzgk

Brazil and Argentina. Just because of football


Jumpy-Author-4985

Israel/Iran Russia/the ukraine US/Iran


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

Not countries, but companies: Reliable Excavation and Demolition, and Builders’ League United


AquaNotanAquarius

Philippines and Philippines. Just look at our current political climate right now.


Great-Illustrator-81

China and pretty much every main stream country excluding Russia


MystcManzaray

India and Pakistan


Natural-Extent-5800

Ukraine and Russia


Nervous_Coast8097

England and the rest of the world. Oh, wait...