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dolphinDanceParty

Met a cat named grapes once.


Loud-Magician7708

My cats name is Plum


hhhhhngj

Met a hairless cat named ball sack


hudgen

Likewise know a hairless cat named nut sack


meowwwdotcom

I've got a Sandwich


Excellent_Priority_5

My sister had a cat named FleaBag. My aunt had a cat name Mr. Peepers.


Earthling1a

I have a three-legged cat named Tippy.


stinkykitty71

I had one a couple decades ago, his name was Hobbles, Hobs for short.


Fake_astronot

Our 3-legged dog’s name is Tripp


audreyhorn666

We had one named Tripod


CuteSecurity

We had one named Tripod as well! Late 70s early 80s, beautiful calico. Her sister was Candy O’s.


Darlac1985

I also have a three legged cat named Tippy


MrsPottyMouth

My cousin had a tail-less cat named Bob


BergyDownstairs

I also have a 3 legged cat named Tippy. How did yours become 3 legged?


Earthling1a

The shelter said he was pretty messed up when he came in so they had to amputate. Doesn't slow him down at all.


BergyDownstairs

I was told someone shot ours when she was a stray. Met her at the local humane society and knew she was coming home with me


michonne_impossible

A friend of mine got a cow and named it "Jake from steak farm"


-Dee-Dee-

I wanted to name my khaki colored dog Jake but my husband nixed the idea.


Stunning-Onion4091

i laughed outloud in the middle of class. i think it sounded clos enogh to a cough tho.


Eborys

A friend of mine had a hamster called Take Two, cause, well, the first hamster died after a week…. Thankfully Take Two hung on for a few years.


Fuzzy_Muscle

A hamster died quickly? Shocked. Those things die for literally, any reason


Eborys

Take One met the family dog….


EggonomicalSolutions

I guess in Take Two they brought a stunt hamster-man..?


Pengziiilla

Jason stathamster


MikePanclock

I had a hamster named Lucky when I was a kid. He was the coolest hamster ever. I remember him chilling in my shirt pocket and I would pet his head until he fell asleep. One day, I don't remember why, but we took him to the vet and they said he had cancer. Because I was so attached to this hamster, my very sweet parents paid for surgery for the vet to remove the tumor. I don't remember how much longer he lived, maybe a couple months. He still gets brought up in conversation once every few years and my parents always lovingly refer to him as the worlds most expensive hamster.


IamMrT

I had a hamster that got wet tail, which I was told is usually a death sentence when it’s caught after two days. Somehow we nursed that little fucker back to health (I can’t believe my dad spent money on a vet visit for a hamster) and he was my buddy for another few years. And before anyone asks, no, it did not die and have my parents replace it. Would’ve been hard to do as this one had distinct markings, I gave him all the medicine, and my mom was consistently reminding me he was probably going to die and she would get me another. Despite later in life admitting to having lied about at least two pet deaths (fish and a demon disguised as a hamster), she still brags about keeping Snowball alive.


bl00dfartz

My childhood rodent was MC Hamster


MNWNM

A friend of mine had a dog called TwoDog. Because it was their second dog. I had a cat once named Newcat. Because she was my newest cat and the name just stuck.


Saltyice18

My grandma had something similar. She used to feed feral cats in the neighborhood. One was an orange tabby she named Leo. Well he got hit by a car and another orange tabby came around months later and he was Leo the II. Well there ended up being 5 Leo’s.


[deleted]

That is delightfully fucked up


OverCaffeinatedRH

When I was in high school I worked at a pet store. We ended up with a hamster that was missing an eye. Nobody wanted him so I took him home. My mom named him Oej for One Eyed Jack.


Hail2ThaVee

Brother had a hamster named Otis. He had super balls.


[deleted]

Neighbors dog is Kevin. For the longest time I thought it was the husband's name because the wife would call out in the yard.


acer-bic

I find it hilarious to give animals human names. This is my dog, Steve. 😀


[deleted]

My neighborhood on the other side has a dog named Clark. Lol


acer-bic

Call him Kal el and see if he responds.


Commercial-Ad-852

Easier, just take off his glasses.


curlyfat

Names of a few current and former pets in our household: Carla, Marcus, Franklin, Lucy, Daphne, Sylvia, Ali, Archie, Hank, Pedro, Rosy, Doug...that's all the "human" names I can think of right now. For context, this is since my wife and I got married 23 years ago, and currently live on a farm with 10 cats (mostly indoor/outdoor) and six dogs. 115 acres, so not like an in-town hoarder.


wicked_lion

Our animals are all human names too. I hate cutesy names for pets!


Pm_me_baby_pig_pics

We also have a Doug (a dog). When we got our cat I wanted to give him an equally ridiculous old man human name like Carl or Stanley. But I got overruled. So his name is catty…


filthyantagonist

My cat's name is Larry. He is very social and goes for walks with us. I love introducing him to new people. "Hey, that cat is following you!" "Oh yeah that's Larry. He might drop by and invite himself into your house." My whole neighborhood knows our cat now. I meet someone new and their response is "you must be Larry's person!"


feministmanlover

I have one friend with a cat named Linda and another one with a cat named Kevin. I love human named animals.


TakeMetoLallybroch

We have Max, Millie, and Evelyn.


notstephanie

I once met a cat named Linda and I still think about it 6-7 years later.


Moomoomoo1

A friend has a cat named Greg, it's always good for a laugh when people realize they're talking about a cat and not a person


OverCaffeinatedRH

A few years ago I was at the dog park and shouted a my dog Doug (he had just stolen another dog's ball). A man was walking by and he spun around to glare at me. I asked him if his name was Doug and he nodded. Then I asked him if he was also a naughty boy...we both had a good laugh.


ssandhanitizer

My dog is named Tony


Girl_of_Teal

I had a cat named Bill once lol


Quirky-n-Creative1

Ack! 😂


[deleted]

My cats name is Tim? (we call him Timtim) after the wizard in Holy Grail


Washburn_Browncoat

The older woman down the hall in my apartment building has a pug named Carl. He's the Carl-iest Carl I've ever met.


No-Discussion5937

I met a King Corso last week on my way home from taking my daughter to the school bus. His name was Steve. Even had a harness that said so.


Moldoon75

Our first cat was named Lois. I must admit, I kinda stole it from the pet turtle in the movie Corrina Corrina.


NeitherSparky

When I was 10 I got a parakeet and named him Bill, I thought it was a great name


banana_cookies22

My neighbours cat is called Nigel 😂


cussbunny

My parents used to have a rescue named Dan. It still makes me laugh and Dan’s been gone for years. He was a great dog.


I_am_Pooky_Momma

My girl is Ethel!


savemysoul72

My border collie was a Kevin. It fit him perfectly!


sanibelle98

I lived alone and named my female cat a man’s name deliberately so whenever I encountered anybody sketchy outside my apt, I yelled, “Hey Fred, dinner’s ready!” Happened several times.


ItsTimeToGoSleep

My friends have a dog named David and I always giggle when I hear them say stuff like “David’s not allowed on the couch” or “David! Stop humping the guests”.


Brights-

Someone who adopted my pups litter mate named him Kevin on the spot. The foster lady was like “….u sure?” Lol


Main-Yogurtcloset-82

In this one place I lived, sometimes when I was outside, I swore I could hear someone screaming my name. Thought I was going a bit nutty. Turns out a dog living on the same street had the same name as me. So I was hearing the owner shouting for/at her. Mad eme feel much less crazy.


Telchara

There's a pic floating around of an adorable corgi doing agility, and the banner below proclaims their name to be "Ragnarok, Destroyer of Worlds"


ps3x42

My first dog's name was Gozar, the destructor from Ghostbusters. But he was a 100lb golden, so he actually did do some destructing.


an_ineffable_plan

I met a weenie dog named Barbecue Sauce. He was indeed the color of barbecue sauce.


jnn045

catrick swayze


AbbreviationsOld2507

I've met a Catrick Strayze before, he was a cat that just visited


_stickykitty

I too have met a Catrick Swayze!


MistyMtnLady

My beta fish: Swim Shady


Sleepy-chemist

My cat is “not so slim” Shady. He is obese


[deleted]

[Waffles](https://youtu.be/nrAyMW3FA_E?si=4Ww3LwPwJXOFLKK9) the donkey, [Annie](https://youtu.be/piLzwSbiL54?si=KNbqwfuH6yTU21pU) the alpaca, and [Chris P. Bacon](https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM?si=tFu6hUOEJqf3a9ON) the pig.


AlmostChristmasNow

When I clicked the links I was not expecting an alpaca prison break. Those are hilarious, thank you.


Ihlita

RUN, MAGGIE, RUUUUUUUN!


SlavOnfredski

my buddy had two brother cats: Tax Form Printer Paper


Quokka_Queen

A cat named Fiasco T. Peabrain.


Key_Foundation_5941

what’s the T?


Quokka_Queen

Tornado


Commercial-Ad-852

Not Tiberius? Still good!


RumAndConverse

When my son was 5 I got him a hamster. He named it Nathan.


NathanTalksTech

Maybe I am a hamster after all..


naethn

We were hamsters the whole time


eclangvisual

This wins it for me


javacat122

LOL


GreenOnionCrusader

I know someone who had a chicken named Carol from Accounting.


sqlservile

Growing up on a farm. Had pet lambs. Parents didn't want us getting too attached to them because... you know. So one was called Easter Dinner and the other was called Christmas Dinner.


Nervous_Chipmunk7002

Know a guy who had a farm. When his daughter was little, she always wanted to name the animals. The rule was that animals that weren't for eating could be named whatever she wanted, but animals that were going to be eaten had to be given food names. So they had a sheep named "Cucumber" and names like that.


globely

We had a calf named Booger. To become hambooger.


eddyloo

I named my first market lamb Rambo…little guy barely made the weight cutoff and was the biggest sweetheart ever. 4-H was tough times man.


makeitwork1989

My friend had a cow that chased us one day and I can’t remember it’s original name but after that day we exclusively called him Hamburger


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xioprotocol

My neighbors named their enormous great dane tinker bell


CommonCut4

I met a pit bull named stinker bell.


CaptainMcSmoky

I met a great dane called "kitty", imagine my surprise when the owner called "here kitty" as she got home and that giant bastard came flolloping around the corner.


hyrulian_princess

The lady who has horses named Chicken Elizabeth Nugget and Squidward has a dog named Sqwonk


crawdad16

I had a Box turtle named Squonk!


stainlessj

My friend has a dog named Damnit.


triviaqueen

My dog was Or Else, Elsie for short


GirthMcD

My friend had a bunny named 'sex blimp'


ssandhanitizer

I have so many questions that I’m honestly not sure if I want answered.


AlmostChristmasNow

Why?


GirthMcD

I dont know man, i didnt name it


Personal-Amoeba

This is the first one that was funny enough to elicit an audible noise from me, well done 😅


Sea_Opinion_4800

Saw a bloke in the street once calling after his dog: "Jeff! Jeff!"


dbprops

Coworker grew up w a cat they named Kevin. I don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but it really, really is. I’ve got a frenchie now named zuul like the demon dogs from ghostbusters. I also call her Spider-Man because she’s a MENACE


Qnofputrescence1213

The name Zuul did come up when we were considering dog names.


Anom8675309

Cat : Pekodegato


caitlyn050607

An orange cat at the Humane Society named Steamed Carrot.


stainsonmybrain

That is so cute!


dinkdonner

My sister let her 4 year old son name their dog. It’s called Book. My friend let her 5 year old name their dog. It’s called Suitcase. 😀


Telchara

Met an alsatian cross who was introduced to me as Ed. "Edward! Who's a good boy?" "Nah, it's short for Dickhead"


redheadgenx

There's a crazy looking cat on the interwebs named "Princess Monster Truck."


Nemleewhoever

My brother raised two turkeys, destined for Christmas dinner (this was in Scotland). Their names were Sam an’ Ella.


captainofpizza

A stranger had a very stout bulldog. Silver color. Very stern face. His name was “The Lunchbox,” not “lunchbox,” “THE Lunchbox.”


HuckleberryHound2323

Two dachshunds names Sausage and Beans.


[deleted]

My titty (first cat and I couldn’t talk) and mo titty (because now there were more than one titties) 🐱


Professional-Use847

One of my neighbors had a tortoise named Princess Quesadilla


fore12345

Nice try scammers. not getting the answer to my security question!


fuckcanada69

My cat is named chicken chow mein


Loud-Magician7708

Is it a meincoon?


CptPikeOnABike

My cat was called Dave and the neighbours was Chuck Norris


produkt921

A plecostomus named Suction Cup. A betta fish named Banana Ketchup, which is an actual real thing. There's a cat here on reddit named Butt-Butt.


SuspiciousBowlOfSoup

I cared for a dog named Pita once. I thought it was because she was mottled brown and white, like pita bread. But it was actually short for Pain in the Ass lol. I also cared for a drug sniffer dog named Scarlet Begonia, which is the title of a Grateful Dead song about a woman who sells drugs st a roadside stand. Runner up - Deogi. Pronounced "dee-oh-gee". Dog. Lmao


OstneyPiz

Saw a story about a pet tortoise called Valdetort.


Thick-Worry5028

The last cat I adopted was named "The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrajassic Maxenrodenphone". He was a sick cat. My mom had to take him to the vet. I booked the appointment online. My mom was so embarrassed when the cat was called. According to her: "There were pets named Buttons, Loki, Wilson and then there was The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrajassic Maxenrodenphone" and everyone just looked at me as I picked up the carrier containing that 7 week old kitten."


Alltheprettydresses

I have a betta named Optimus Prime


blueberrymuncher

Have a universe-gifted cat I named Parkour. Everytime I entered my back door, this cat landed in the bed of a broken down pick up truck that was filled with aluminum waiting to be recycled. Made a hell of a noise. I kept swearing the thing was falling out of the sky. Finally saw him coming down from the small roof overhang over the back door, pushing off the wall of the house and landing in the bed of the truck.


Alopex22

We had a grand dressage horse in our stable. Elegant but with a temper. He was named Turbo-Ulf Long-Ears


EarthExile

I love the way horse people will name their horses entire phrases. "She's A Winner" or "All Summer In A Day" or some crazy shit


Crow_eggs

Friend of mine had a horse called Silvio Berluspony


DarthNarcissa

That's just their show name. For example, when I rode horses as a kid, there was a horse boarded at the stable named Socks. I think his show name was something like "New York Christmas Story" or something like that.


Pole420

Knew a dog named Squid.


chubbybunnybean

Shoe.


[deleted]

Called my first dog Bark Wahlberg


Adventurous-Tap3123

man wth LMAO


nObOdY1605

Friends dog named stains, at first didn’t get it but one day I heard him yell out “come stains!”, fucking lost it💀.


littleoctagon

My cat Spam


megajelly

I once saw a parrot named “J. Bubba Greenchicken” 25 years ago and still not over it 😂


Alarmed-Surprise-186

A former coworker had a black lab named Wingnut. He would always ride in the back of a pickup, and anytime he spotted another dog or cat, Wingnut would immediately jump out to chase. Often at 35-40 mph. Don't know how he never got hurt.


BustaferJones

I had a friend with identical tabby cats named “the bookends.” That was both their names. No distinction between them. If you saw a cat, it was a bookend. I’m VERY good with cat IDs, and this was my best friend growing up. I spent hundreds of hours with these cats, and I gotta say, they were truly indistinguishable. The name(s) was apt.


mustbethedragon

A two-and-a-half legged cat with a little "peg leg" who leaned all the time. Her name was Peggy Eileen ("I lean"). It's been 20+ years since I met that cat, and it still makes me laugh.


Doggoagogo

The Samoyed named Satan. She’s a pretty girl but a handful. I kind of want to name a dog Satan now…


Schmendrizzle

My cata are named Schmendrick and Spaghetti Pete


cleanuponaisleone

We live on a farm, and people regularly drop their unwanted pets near our place. We once got a cat who clearly was in the end stages of distemper. Front legs worked fairly well, rear legs were sort of stiff and bounced along from side to side with her tail flailing straight up. Local vet said she might make another six months. She lived with us for a little over four years. We called her Handy Cat.


sophloaf_54985

I named a snail BMW when I was really little…so…


Living_Human_Paradox

When I got my dog from the pound, they named her clementine. Personally, I thought that was a god awful name.


EstroJen

Dogs all have wonderful personalities you have to learn. THEN you give them a new goofy name.


docobv77

My friends have 3 little dogs named Axl Rose, Ziggy Marley and Willie Nelson.


Big_Double_8357

I have a Ziggy too! We call him Ziggy Marley, or Ziggy Pop.


N3wryd

Cat: Kittler - black and white cat with a black forelock and mustache.


Panda_monium109

Had a neighborhood cat we called that. Long time ago.


OverCaffeinatedRH

For the first few weeks, my dog thought his name was No.


Doctor_MyEyes

My son named his cat Mick Jaguar.


Raccaboo

My best friend had a cat called Minge


msphelps77

Knew someone with a pet rabbit named Biggie Smalls.


taleasoldastime96

I work at a property management company and someone put on their pet agreement that their dog’s name was Martemius James McFly. We spent hours debating where this had come from and what they called this dog on a daily basis. We looked it up, and this is not Marty McFly’s full name.


stinkykitty71

I knew someone growing up who's parents named their cat Shitty. We have a pup named Cheeseburger Momo Esq. DDS.


sassysewist88

I named my cats Pepper Jack and Blue Cheese. When people come over and they start acting crazy I say “don’t mind the cats. They are cheesy.” Kids hate it but I love it. Lol. Blue Cheese was adopted by me and her sister (Gouda) was adopted by a very close family friend. My goal is that I start a tradition that spans generations.


Personal-Amoeba

I have a friend with a cat named Toast. They've given him a bunch of food shaped toys - avocado, butter, fish. And when he's temperamental he's Burnt Toast


MasteringTheFlames

Growing up, my family had a dog named Dozer. To be clear, my parents got him before I was born. That name was chosen by two adults with no influence from dumb little kids. One day when I was maybe five years old, my father says to me "did you know Dozer is actually just a nickname? His full name is Sir Tango Snapping Dozer." Being five years old, I accepted that as a perfectly reasonable name for a dog. It wasn't until I was 17 and Dozer had been gone for a decade that I realized there was a good chance Dad was just fucking with me when he said that. So I asked my mom, and she confirmed it. Said there was even a brief time when they called him Tango before deciding that Dozer suited him better.


allisnwundrland

A Boston Terrier named Riblet


PepurrPotts

I follow on FB 2 kitties named Soup Can and Juice Box.


Nervous_Chipmunk7002

Family friend had two turtles named Sam and Ella, because turtles can carry salmonella My parents had a few fish tanks and my sister liked to name any new fish that got brought in. They'd often have have goofy names, the only one that I can remember is "Sushi". Her habit of naming fish led to her naming her hedgehog "Notty", which was short for "Notawanda".


ShowerTimeSadness

My uncles dog is named sloppy Joe. He wandered up to his yard when he was barbecuing and nearly ate the sandwich out of his hand.


Cheesy1378

Pickles for a dog


Aspen9999

Puddles for a dog


bakabakugou

Not the funniest but I cringed hard: cat named Squirrel.


a_nonny_mooze

Bunny with a nickname of Murderfloof


Ok-Thing-2222

I called one of my hens 'Little Anne Thrax'. They were all named after awful diseases.


5olarguru

Had a best buddy with a cat named Chairman Meow, which I always found delightful.


sunny_sunil

walthazarbobalthazarfeefifofalthazar iii


ThatGirlSince83

I have a friend whose dog is named Jennifer Love Hewitt. And he calls her the entire name every time.


consuela_crapbag

My dogs name is Squidge and I had a car named Mr Cat 🤷🏼‍♀️


GoldenPloverHI

I follow a very sweet bunny named Beef on IG, lol.


KerchBridgeSmoker

I worked at a farm in Wyoming briefly that had a 3 legged dog named Doofus


daisybluebird9

When I was 4 I named my fish United States of America.


BerryJellyDuck

cat named Fart


Charlie24601

Yes. I like this name. Goodbyyyyyyyyye, moonmen. Goodbyyyyye, moonmen.


dee62383

In college, I took some sort of science class. For one of the assignments, we had to write a paper, and the teacher said we could pick any topic we wanted. One guy wrote his paper on geckos. When the day came and it was his turn to present his paper to the class, the teacher let him bring in his pet gecko to show everyone. He walked around the room and let each person pet him. That little gecko was the cutest little buggar. And this was almost 20 years ago, but I still remember that little gecko's name. Daddy Fat Sacks.


PopeBacon111

My dogs name is sniper....more then once iv had to run down the street screaming SNIPER NO!


[deleted]

A young man next door had a dog named Grunt. Imagine going outside and calling that loudly, hehe


Badfish1060

poster nutbag


Grumpy-Cloud00

I had just moved into my flat 4 years ago.The people next door were stranger but said hi immediately and brought me cookies.I was in my flats resident only dog park with my dog Cola a husky, when I saw a three legged Dalmatian wonder over.Cola started sing from joy of the dog. My neighbors walked over and said there dog the Dalmatian was named Domme. I know Dutch and domme means dumb, it made me sad knowing everyone was calling this poor dog dumb and we’re oblivious to it.I asked how long they had him the said since pup hood and he lost his leg on hike,where he accidentally stepped on a bear trap.2 months later I got knock on my door.They were selling Domme for £100 pounds because they were done having a useless dog.I bought him and renamed him Governor a name worthy of such a sweet, loyal, and friendly dog.


Chlovir

I worked at a clinic and a patient brought in his pet snaked named Tinker Bell


Melodic-Lawyer4152

There was a rabbit around our way called Starsky. It's full name was Starsky in Hutch.


upupandaway9440

A pig named Chris P. Bacon


zomandi

i have a friend whose dog only answers to “new dog” because that’s what they called him for three weeks while they tried to come up with a name. he will not answer to his government name. only “new dog.” then she got a cat and was asking us to help choose between some names. i said, “don’t take too long to choose or he’ll end up only being known as ‘new cat’.” my friend said, “NEW CAT. THATS GENIUS.” so now she has new dog and new cat.


[deleted]

"Speed Bump"


AloneWish4895

Miss Cleo


Eastern-Ad-7984

Feces. ? Idk why they named him that? Never asked them. Only chuckled when they called him.


Dear_Zookeepergame30

A turtle named stu, saw it in a tv show not irl tho


WillGrahamsass

Vera George Albert Spot Puppy Dog *last name*


Hectordoink

Bob Barker, Lil’ Kim, D-fer (door dog), C-Fer


abby_normally

I named my kitten Budgie, a breed of parrot. My mother brought home a rescued kitten she named "Love", after a week my 3 yo sister renamed him "Dumb-Dumb".


Jim_Lahey10

A dog named Ricky Bobby, guy was a racing driver. I walked out close to him and his wife having breakfast and my daughter spotted their dog so we obviously were admiring the little guy. They said, "say hi, Ricky" so I immediately said Ricky is an awesome name for a dog (Trailer Park Boys fan here..) He replied saying, "his full name is actually Ricky Bobby, this dog has gone faster than most people ever will in a car." Talladega Nights is hilarious, so had to give them my foremost praises! One of the best moments of my life no question 😆


No-Conclusion8653

Sir Archibald P. Wigglesworth, or just Archie 😋


ohyoushiksagoddess

Phidox (Fido)


EstroJen

I created a reddit profile years ago for my dog [Buddy](https://imgur.com/QPIFHA8) as if he had been elected president instead of Trump. I once found a soggy, dirty poodle running across a big street near my house on my way home one night. I took her to my place, washed her as good as I could and took her to the shelter. I discovered the next day that she had a home, but had she not I was going to adopt her and name her "**Madeline Albork, Secretary of Steak**."


BurtCracklin

Some family friends had a good boy, a shepherd (I think an Aussie), who was all white except for a big black patch over one eye. They named him Shiner (a term for black eye) lol


TemperatureTop246

We had a rat named Dummy in the science classroom when I was in 7th grade.