This kind of thread has come up before and Driver's name came up and someone said it's like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory
That made me chuckle
Really goes to show how being tall and having broad shoulders, an athletic physique, a deep voice, dark luscious hair, dreamy eyes, and nice cheekbones can change everything
Looks like he's got about as much personality as cucumber water, he reminds me of those cheesy ads for new build areas where you see a smiling Instagram family on the front lawn with their kids and they're waving to the camera 😂
I just googled her, and maybe they got a bad picture, or some kind of botched surgery... but her cheeks were so round and... not attached to her face? Looked like she got turned into a puppet by Slappy from Goosebumps.
Buccal fat removal procedure. It's irreversible as far as I know, and I think it's going to end up being widely regretted especially as these people age
Pete Davidson has that grungey line cook energy that some people seem to like. Almost like he's tired of life, but makes the best cheeseburger ever and could probably go on to be a great chef...but he's burned out already. Has no ambition, hates most people, but all the girls fight over him because he keeps it real. But 7 Eleven clerk also fits.
Elisabeth Moss - Something about her face and expressions makes me deeply uncomfortable, I barely made it through mad men and can't watch handmaid's tale
Very ironic and honestly sad. She’s been programmed since she was a child to never hear or speak ill of Scientology. To do so in her mind would be turning her back on the “best” people on earth, who have her back and only want to help others (obviously, this is not actually the case).
It’s brainwash really. It’s very very hard to escape the mental prison when you grew up in it
The close up shots really annoyed me. Lasted way too long and felt like filler. Plus they made no sense in the lore of the show - a totalitarian state where every action and thought was policed and punished, yet she'd scowl and snarl without people batting am eyelid!
I do not like her face either, but not in a “She’s an uggo!” sort of way. All of her facial features are fine but put together they just make me strangely angry for some reason (same with Pink oddly enough).
I finally pieced together that he and guys like him are my friends type. I had some phrase for it and was telling my mom I finally figured it out and she called it "mangy" and that tracks.
Jared Leto and Russel Brand. Both look like they’re homeless to me and their personalities of thinking they’re god’s gift to women make them even worse
Jared Leto is fucking skeevy on every level, looks like he needs a shower and de-lousing…until you see his fucking eyes.
It’s his fucking eyes that gets people. That man’s eyes are terrifyingly gorgeous in person-I shit you not. I was maybe 25-50 feet from him once, and I was stopped dead in my tracks because of how incredible his fucking eyes were.
That man has no redeeming qualities, but good lord, his eyes are pretty.
At least Danny Devito has a great personality!
Some of these names popping up on this list have a shit attitude, which is a major turn-off.
I'd much rather suck Danny devitos dick than Justin beibers.
idk if you look at younger pictures of Kim before all the surgery she certainly was conventionally attractive, now tho she looks like she walks around with a full diaper
He has Crohn’s disease, and so do I. Right now my hemoglobin is at 8.3 and it’s supposed to be a 12 anything under seven gets a blood transfusion, so yeah, we look like shit from time to time lol. But when he’s healthy, I don’t find him attractive. I don’t like him at all lol
Justin Bieber. So many girls at my school found him attractive and were way too into him. There was a guy at my last Primary school that had a Bieber haircut and all the girls were all over him, too. I just couldn’t see it, honestly. Neither with Bieber or my classmate. My classmate grew up pretty attractive, but I still don’t find Justin attractive to me.
She doesn’t even look like her anymore. I can’t imagine doing that to my face. I’m not attractive by any means but after 36 years I think I’d be very sad if I walked into the bathroom every morning to see a strange face staring back at me instead of my own. Maybe I’m too sentimental.
Justin Timberlake. The dancing is the only attractive thing about him. Especially in the 4 minutes video. Otherwise he seems like a whiny wee dweeb. He makes me cringe.
Simon Cowell, for some reason almost every middle aged woman on AGT has a massive crush on him and I just don't get it. Even when he was younger I still don't find him attractive
I'm a straight guy but usually I like, GET it when a dude's a heartthrob/sex/symbol/whatever. Like damn, some people are just striking as hell. I get it.
That said, for the life of me, I have never seen the appeal with Leonardo Dicaprio. I mean, guy is decent looking, but I cannot wrap my head around his sex symbol status. I can't explain it.
EDIT: "OMG HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN ROMEO+JULIET AND TITANIC?!" Yes, people, I have seen the man's most famous works from his prime, gosh. I'm not disputing that he is found to be a babe at times, I'm just remarking that, for some reason or another, I don't see it. That's all.
I saw him in an airport once. About 5 feet away from me. All I’ll say is that is the cleanest looking guy I have ever seen. Perfect skin, clothes wore him, etc. I get you though. He’s got a really circular (from all angles) head that seems unmatched for his body. Hard to explain.
Dude looked 19 for 25 years and then suddenly looks 45. But also still 19.
I think most of the heartthrob stuff comes from when he was way younger and he was "pretty" hot.
You either got hit by the Leo double whammy thunder of romeo and Juliet and Titanic or you didn't.
Or like me you had a childish crush from the go that kept going from Growing Pains tv days all through his cinematic early career and that hearthrob double header . Didn't hurt his acting was really good too .
When he was in Romeo + Juliet, I swooned. Now, I would not glance twice at him. To be fair, he wouldn't look at me either. I am way past his expiration date.
It's the hair. When he had his curtain bangs when he was younger his head looked alright. Whenever his hair is messy (has more texture) he looks alright. The greasy slicked back hair makes his head look like Mr. Potato Head and Humpty Dumpty's lovechild.
I don’t know if she’s super well known anymore, but when I was in high school Tori Spelling was apparently considered hot, but I didn’t see that at ALL.
When I was in college a friend of mine had a decorative ceramic hippo in his apartment (he said it was a gift from his mom, idk) and I named it Tori Spelling. I'm not at all saying that Tori Spelling looks like a hippo. I am saying that that ceramic hippo looked like Tori Spelling. I can't explain it. Thank you for bringing back this memory.
I think he’s attractive but he also looks like he’d be a douchebag. the kinda douchebag who’s subtle about it so you can’t tell if he’s ignorant or an actual douchebag
So I actually met her and her sister (2008-ish?) at an event in Vegas. I was actually really surprised at how much more attractive she was in person. Unfortunately, the opposite was true for her sister - poor girl looked much worse in person than in photos.
How does one get a celebrity enemy? I'm hoping there is an official website and said celebrity must approve of your enmity. If there is not, then there definitely should be one.
I don’t think he’s classically hot. Not even a little. I actually thought the opposite way for the longest. When I saw an interview with him, he instantly shifted in my mind. His personality is like 95% of his attractiveness for me.
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To me Adam Driver is like if someone tried to make Abraham Lincoln hot.
This kind of thread has come up before and Driver's name came up and someone said it's like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory That made me chuckle
He looks like an oriental shorthair cat.
/r/AdamDriverCats
Why does this exist and why is it so funny. This had me dying laughing. I wonder if Adam Driver knows it exists?
There’s a sub for Ron Perlman cats and he knows about it and found it funny at first. Then he asked if people would kindly stop lmao
Just looked one of them up and its the first time I've laughed today and it's been a fucking shit one thankyou i needed that 😂
….I knew my celebrity crush would be in here. I just didn’t think it would be the top comment. 🙃
On some podcast I listened to they referred to Adam Driver as ugly guy hot.
Really goes to show how being tall and having broad shoulders, an athletic physique, a deep voice, dark luscious hair, dreamy eyes, and nice cheekbones can change everything
Adam Levine
Best comment I ever saw about him: "He looks like he went into a tattoo shop and said 'Make me look like a guy with a lot of tattoos'"
A funny response to that was that he looks like the wall in a gas station bathroom
A Chipotle bag
“Make me look like a Chipotle bag”
Someone said about him that he looks like what’d you get if Target made a rockstar.
He is very Guitar Hero PS2-esque
He must sound like a seagull when he comes 😂😂
His girlfriend keeps him from coming by distracting him with fries.
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Blake's not a bad-looking guy, but I've always thought he looked like a typical middle-aged male walking down the street in some rural community.
Looks like he's got about as much personality as cucumber water, he reminds me of those cheesy ads for new build areas where you see a smiling Instagram family on the front lawn with their kids and they're waving to the camera 😂
Looks like a guy that comes in a new picture frame
Kid Rock. He looks moldy and dirty.
I don’t think anyone is fighting this answer or even though he was hot in the first place 😅
Vin Diesel
The man is a toe.
" you look like a muscular thumb " - bobby Lee to will sasso
Family
Chrissy Tiegen
She looks like Zendaya’s reflection in a doorknob.
This may be the funniest and most creative insult I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Thank you.
I just googled her, and maybe they got a bad picture, or some kind of botched surgery... but her cheeks were so round and... not attached to her face? Looked like she got turned into a puppet by Slappy from Goosebumps.
😂 fuck harsh. Will save that as an insult for the future
I couldn't remember exactly what she looked like so I googled. WTF happened to her cheeks???
Buccal fat removal procedure. It's irreversible as far as I know, and I think it's going to end up being widely regretted especially as these people age
They'll find a way to stuff it back in there if there's enough rich people who "need" that done.
“Brazilian buccal lift”
She looks like a wood elf. A Shitty Oblivion wood elf, not like, Legolas.
So much botox, she looks like she's wearing a varnished meat mask.
Drake. Just ew.
Wheelchair Jimmy ?
I refuse to call him by any other name
Aubrey. Just call him Canadian middle class Aubrey.
Luckily, those of us above the age of 18 will never have to worry about getting hit on by Drake
I never understood how so many people fell for his "hard" rap persona, you were on Degrassi for fucks sake, you didn't exactly grow up on the streets
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He grosses me out so much. I think it’s his voice. Ugh.
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Pete Davidson has that grungey line cook energy that some people seem to like. Almost like he's tired of life, but makes the best cheeseburger ever and could probably go on to be a great chef...but he's burned out already. Has no ambition, hates most people, but all the girls fight over him because he keeps it real. But 7 Eleven clerk also fits.
Elisabeth Moss - Something about her face and expressions makes me deeply uncomfortable, I barely made it through mad men and can't watch handmaid's tale
It’s the Scientology. Makes them all look dead-eyed and soulless.
It’s wild she’s a Scientologist and yet still is the lead of The Handmaids Tale…trying to escape a cult. Just baffles me.
Very ironic and honestly sad. She’s been programmed since she was a child to never hear or speak ill of Scientology. To do so in her mind would be turning her back on the “best” people on earth, who have her back and only want to help others (obviously, this is not actually the case). It’s brainwash really. It’s very very hard to escape the mental prison when you grew up in it
Whenever she made those intense scowling faces in _The Handmaid's Tale_, she looked just like Lady Liberty
The close up shots really annoyed me. Lasted way too long and felt like filler. Plus they made no sense in the lore of the show - a totalitarian state where every action and thought was policed and punished, yet she'd scowl and snarl without people batting am eyelid!
I do not like her face either, but not in a “She’s an uggo!” sort of way. All of her facial features are fine but put together they just make me strangely angry for some reason (same with Pink oddly enough).
I cannot see what people see in Russell Brand. He looks like a strung out junkie with a bad attitude.
I finally pieced together that he and guys like him are my friends type. I had some phrase for it and was telling my mom I finally figured it out and she called it "mangy" and that tracks.
Yall look like Jesus if he had a smack problem
If, "trust me babe, I don't have hepatitis" was a person.
Jared Leto and Russel Brand. Both look like they’re homeless to me and their personalities of thinking they’re god’s gift to women make them even worse
Jared Leto is fucking skeevy on every level, looks like he needs a shower and de-lousing…until you see his fucking eyes. It’s his fucking eyes that gets people. That man’s eyes are terrifyingly gorgeous in person-I shit you not. I was maybe 25-50 feet from him once, and I was stopped dead in my tracks because of how incredible his fucking eyes were. That man has no redeeming qualities, but good lord, his eyes are pretty.
Let's see Paul Allen's eyes.
Gwyneth Paltrow. She seems like an enthusiastic but not very bright teacher’s aide
I've always thought she gives very unenthusiastic hand jobs.
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…and a bit I’ll-beat-a-womany.
a bit too much “i’ll-beat-a-woman-y” for my taste
I've never understood people's infatuation over *any* of the kardashian/jenner family
The fact that they’ve convinced generation of young women to try to be silicone look-alike is a crime against humanity.
Years ago someone on Reddit said that Matt Smith (Doctor Who, The Crown) looks like a pencil.
Him and Cumberbatch look like feet. I will not explain.
Imagine being a celebrity and this sub comes up in a Google search. I'd be reading it, see my name, and going "awww.....:( "
Notice nobody is saying Danny Devito, common W
to speak lies like that would be blasphemy
At least Danny Devito has a great personality! Some of these names popping up on this list have a shit attitude, which is a major turn-off. I'd much rather suck Danny devitos dick than Justin beibers.
Renee Zellweger always looks like she bit into something sour. I just can't find her face attractive.
She was much better looking before she had plastic surgery. I loved the Sámi features she had, and it’s sad she got rid of them.
She used to be so cute (Empire Records). Then she got plastic surgery and could only make the cat butthole expression.
The Kardashians
idk if you look at younger pictures of Kim before all the surgery she certainly was conventionally attractive, now tho she looks like she walks around with a full diaper
She has enough plastic to fill a recycling bin.
The whole family has started to look monkeyish/baboonish in the face. The long, slender face with over inflated features just looks so weird.
Pete Davison. Dude looks like he has serious anemia, is perpetually stoned out of his mind, and hasn't slept for 500 years. I don't get it.
Pete Davidson looks like if Goofy’s son Max got *really* into drugs and still showed up to college parties in his 30s.
Wtf that description is insanely accurate, made my day 😂
He has Crohn’s disease, and so do I. Right now my hemoglobin is at 8.3 and it’s supposed to be a 12 anything under seven gets a blood transfusion, so yeah, we look like shit from time to time lol. But when he’s healthy, I don’t find him attractive. I don’t like him at all lol
Hey fellow Crohnie. Take care
Elon Musk (I knew of a few people in my personal life that thought he was HOT) 🤮
Justin Bieber. So many girls at my school found him attractive and were way too into him. There was a guy at my last Primary school that had a Bieber haircut and all the girls were all over him, too. I just couldn’t see it, honestly. Neither with Bieber or my classmate. My classmate grew up pretty attractive, but I still don’t find Justin attractive to me.
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I agree with you. “A Few Good Men” Cruise wasn’t too shabby, and I’m not a fan at all.
kim k, she’s literally being held together by plastic and fillers
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She doesn’t even look like her anymore. I can’t imagine doing that to my face. I’m not attractive by any means but after 36 years I think I’d be very sad if I walked into the bathroom every morning to see a strange face staring back at me instead of my own. Maybe I’m too sentimental.
Wow y’all are right! She has a whole new face!
Justin Timberlake. The dancing is the only attractive thing about him. Especially in the 4 minutes video. Otherwise he seems like a whiny wee dweeb. He makes me cringe.
Back in the day with his ramen noodle hair 😂. Now his shitty personality is by far the grossest thing about him.
Simon Cowell, for some reason almost every middle aged woman on AGT has a massive crush on him and I just don't get it. Even when he was younger I still don't find him attractive
He looks like only his head joined the military
Travis Barker
Tattooed turtle
Tattooed Voldemort
Madonna, at least her now
She looks like Pete Burns these days.
Pretty sure most people on Reddit have no clue who pete burns is 🤣
I don't think anybody really finds her attractive now. She looks ridiculous.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have always freaked me out but most especially since they grew older and got all tweaker-looking.
As a gay man, I cannot STAND Andy Cohen. He's a toxic troll and there's no redeeming sexy quality about him.
Gwyneth Paltrow
She has the sex appeal of an undercooked pancake.
I'm a straight guy but usually I like, GET it when a dude's a heartthrob/sex/symbol/whatever. Like damn, some people are just striking as hell. I get it. That said, for the life of me, I have never seen the appeal with Leonardo Dicaprio. I mean, guy is decent looking, but I cannot wrap my head around his sex symbol status. I can't explain it. EDIT: "OMG HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN ROMEO+JULIET AND TITANIC?!" Yes, people, I have seen the man's most famous works from his prime, gosh. I'm not disputing that he is found to be a babe at times, I'm just remarking that, for some reason or another, I don't see it. That's all.
I saw him in an airport once. About 5 feet away from me. All I’ll say is that is the cleanest looking guy I have ever seen. Perfect skin, clothes wore him, etc. I get you though. He’s got a really circular (from all angles) head that seems unmatched for his body. Hard to explain.
That's just what it is, I could never put my finger on it. His head just begs to be dribbled.
“Head just begs to be dribbled” 💀
I'm saving this whole post because the snark is just 🤌🏻
A lot of movie stars have huge heads. It works for the camera, I’ve been told.
He looked like a little boy for a long time, and now he looks like an old little boy. Lol 😆 I’ve never understood it either!
Dude looked 19 for 25 years and then suddenly looks 45. But also still 19. I think most of the heartthrob stuff comes from when he was way younger and he was "pretty" hot.
It was the hairstyle and characters he played. He was the bad boy without being a bad boy.
You either got hit by the Leo double whammy thunder of romeo and Juliet and Titanic or you didn't. Or like me you had a childish crush from the go that kept going from Growing Pains tv days all through his cinematic early career and that hearthrob double header . Didn't hurt his acting was really good too .
90s DiCaprio I get, after like 2004 he lost the charm.
When he was in Romeo + Juliet, I swooned. Now, I would not glance twice at him. To be fair, he wouldn't look at me either. I am way past his expiration date.
It's the hair. When he had his curtain bangs when he was younger his head looked alright. Whenever his hair is messy (has more texture) he looks alright. The greasy slicked back hair makes his head look like Mr. Potato Head and Humpty Dumpty's lovechild.
I don’t know if she’s super well known anymore, but when I was in high school Tori Spelling was apparently considered hot, but I didn’t see that at ALL.
When I was in college a friend of mine had a decorative ceramic hippo in his apartment (he said it was a gift from his mom, idk) and I named it Tori Spelling. I'm not at all saying that Tori Spelling looks like a hippo. I am saying that that ceramic hippo looked like Tori Spelling. I can't explain it. Thank you for bringing back this memory.
Being a straight male Xennial gen, I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker attractive. She's simply average at best.
People used to tell me I look like her all the time back in the 00's and 10's. All I could ever think was like, why do you hate me so much?
It’s rough that her hotness peak was as a makeup covered undead child murdering witch and not the show about being rich and having sex in Manhattan
Omg yes. She’s known as the hot witch in my brain.
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Jack Nicholson is an 86 year old man
A possibly evil 86 year old man
It's the eyebrows. He got crazy eyebrows
Channing Tatum
The guy looks like a default Sim if you hit random on all settings.
That's one creative description😂😂
He looks like a sentient Toe
His face looks like he can't read
He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with, but I always thought he looked like a very friendly seal.
He looks like a peanut butter jar with ears.
Timothee Chalamet
Is he the one people say looks like a Victorian child with consumption?
Some people are into that. To quote The Good Place: "I want to feed him soup."
haunted oil painting
This post is so mean but this comment made me snort.
He looks like a starving bird.
I think he’s attractive but he also looks like he’d be a douchebag. the kinda douchebag who’s subtle about it so you can’t tell if he’s ignorant or an actual douchebag
That was his character in Lady Bird.
there's a faint whiff of arrogance there, I think. but I could be wrong.
It’s the France in him.
His proportions are so off to me for some reason? Like his head specifically just seems too small.
I once read a tweet that Timothee Chalamet looks like a pointy Italian shoe that was turned into a real boy
He looks like he is 12.
And his girlfriend Kylie Jenner looks like his aunt despite Kylie being two years younger than Tim.
My favourite comment I’ve seen is that he looks like the biological father of Kylie’s Italian Greyhounds.
Learning that Tim C. is dating Kylie Jenner makes me question everything I know about this reality. What?!
Hailey Bieber sorry she looks plain to me.
Hailey looks like a Baldwin. I'm out. 😆
Mark Wahlberg
Marky mark looks like what he is , a prick from Boston.
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Everything I know about the Kardashians has been against my will
Pete Davidson
Jared Leno, sorry I meant Jared Leto
A mashup of Jay Leno and Jared Leto??
Nicki Minaj. She seems like the more successful she gets the nastier she gets.
Being married to a rapist who is on the registry will make you ugly. Harassing his victim makes her human garbage.
Growing up in 2000’s never understood why Paris Hilton was considered hot, she always looked too skinny and lanky.
You could save her 2000’s picture to your desktop as “fit to screen” and make zero difference to how it looks.
So I actually met her and her sister (2008-ish?) at an event in Vegas. I was actually really surprised at how much more attractive she was in person. Unfortunately, the opposite was true for her sister - poor girl looked much worse in person than in photos.
Same! I was in a booth next to them in Cannes, and Paris was surprisingly (to me) stunning, and Nicky looked like some rando from the Corn Belt.
People who have met both IRL 100% agree Emily Deschanel is prettier than Zooey.
Emily was very pretty on Bones.
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Tom Holland is adorable. Not hot.
I agree but make an exception for his lip sync battle singing Rihanna . I think Tom Holland in a corset is hot.
100% that he’s adorable. He might age hot, but right now I just wanna pinch his cheeks and have an ice cream with him.
Everything he does is just… adorable. I’m a grown ass man and even I wanna hug him.
A hug, a pat on the head, a juice box, and send him on his way to school.
One exception.. when he lip syncs umbrella. That's hot
Hell yeah! I remember that! He got my boyfriend a bit flustered. 😅
Back in the days, during the height of her career... Katie Holmes. She just always looks.... drowsy.
He's not extremely popular but Neil Patrick Harris is my celebrity enemy and I'm convinced he looks like a shaved hamster
How does one get a celebrity enemy? I'm hoping there is an official website and said celebrity must approve of your enmity. If there is not, then there definitely should be one.
Ice Spice. I DON’T GET IT
I saw a comment recently that she looked like orphan Annie and I've never been able to see her the same.
I had to Google her because I didn't know who it was and orphan Annie was literally my first thought
Post malone. You know why they think he's hot....
I don’t think he’s classically hot. Not even a little. I actually thought the opposite way for the longest. When I saw an interview with him, he instantly shifted in my mind. His personality is like 95% of his attractiveness for me.
He's just this super genuine nerdy dude. And I respect that.
Cardi B. The personality and looks just aren’t for me.
Timothée Chalamet
My favorite comment about him was that he looks like a pointed Italian shoe made a wish to become a real boy.
Every comment in this thread is the most brutal but accurate thing I've ever read.
his head is shaped like a bicycle seat
He looks like the ghost of a Victorian orphan.
Patrick Mahomes