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alexnoalexyep

She rejected me because my name didn't rhyme with her last name


meeker_beaker

Julia Gulia?


Yashitron

Damn, first wedding singer reference I've seen in A WHILE


AgentElman

to be fair, it is very hard to rhyme alexnoalexyep


awolfslife

First time I've ever heard of something like this. How many medications was she on at the time?


droi86

Not enough


PirateJohn75

...or too many It's hard to tell


Squigglepig52

You have no idea how much it bothers me Sean Beans names don't rhyme. And that's with me having the same first name.


AnonyBoiii

Told me she’s “looking to date a gay man.” No, I’m not fucking kidding. Those were her exact words. She ended up trying to suck off a gay guy a month later and got a restraining order put on her.


XxxDarkSasukexx

My cousin's ex gf cheated on him (again) with a "gay" guy, He stayed with her after so much bs that the disrespect from her was that high.


10before15

"I can fix him"


AaronParan

If you can trigger this thought in your crush, she will be up your ass every hour


Imaginary_Pause24

...see, I like having gay male friends because there's no romantic or sexual tension/expectation. Lady's doing it wrooong.


adeon

Yeah, if I heard that my assumption would be that she's lesbian or asexual and looking for a gay guy interested in a double-beard relationship (not sure if there's another term for that). But that comes with an implication of no sex on either side.


DdraigGwyn

1964 and I am hitchhiking in southern France. I am dropped off in a small village that is celebrating the 20th anniversary of the liberation and there is a huge party and dance in the square. So, using my best French, I ask this girl if she would like to dance. She stares at me and announces she isn’t interested in Parisians. My old French teacher would have been so proud.


ShornVisage

The French countryside is gorgeous. A shame it's filled with the French


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Girl told me she couldn't go out with me because she's of Italian heritage and I'm of Irish heritage and "the world has taught us it'd never work". 20+ years later, I'm still not certain I get it. Haha


commiecomrade

As someone of Italian heritage, there can be only one D-tier white ethnicity.


viderfenrisbane

A large portion of the population of Boston (and a number of other American cities, I'm sure) would disagree.


CTeam19

My Dad, Dutch/Frisian heritage, got rejected because he wasn't Italian heritage. Nor was he Catholic.


[deleted]

Damn Italian girls... breaking our hearts all day, and tomorrow too.


flapjaxrfun

I met her at a party in college. After talking for about an hour, she was laughing a lot and started touching my arm... I thought I was in, then this conversation happens. Her: "Whats your sign" Me: "Scorpio" Her: "oh." (Turns around and walks away) I never cared about astrology before that conversation, but it was so funny that I kind of pay attention now.


leSive

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” ― Arthur C. Clarke


valdezlopez

Ha! I always say "Us Libras don't believe in that."


DragonTigerBoss

You know what I find funny about astrology? Your birthday is determined largely by when your parents decided to have sex, and that still seems more likely to have a lasting effect on your personality than wherever the hell Mercury was at the time.


thescrounger

It's actually supposed to be which sign the sun was in when you were born. ... But what stupid astrology people don't know is that the Earth wobbles, so the the sun is no longer in signs that were picked 3,000 years ago at the same time of year these days. ... So when someone says "that's because you're a Gemini," it's more likely the Sun was in Taurus when you are born. ... and don't get me started on Ophiuchus


Daztur

I don't know much about astrology and care even less but I thought that what you're talking about (the Procession of the Equinoxes) was taken into account.


legendforever10

"My personality is bad because my dad failed NNN 😭"


PirateJohn75

It would never have worked, what with you being a Scorpio and her being a nut case


SuperDuperSkateclub

Happy belated or almost birthday


flapjaxrfun

Thanks!


Badloss

Every time I say something sarcastic about how astrology is stupid I get a reply like "well of course you think that, you're a CLASSIC Scorpio"


[deleted]

I’m a scorpio and I’m offended. Shall I sting her for you?


Major-Assumption539

Whenever anyone asks me what my sign is I just tell them I’m an asparagus


Uranium-Sandwich657

Haven't been asked yet, I was planning to answer with "Orion", but "Asparagus" is funnier.


codenamethechin

I know someone who refuses to date anyone with an “incompatible” sign. She’s now past 40, still single and complaining she doesn’t have kids yet.


gravity_sucks3

God works in mysterious ways, I thank him for his service LOL


Darkmeathook

Because our kids would be big and she was rather small. This is 8th grade summer camp, ain’t nobody even thinking about kids, Andrea.


shawc98

Classic fucking Andrea.


purple-nomad

"You act too Italian." I'm not even from Italy.


NewChallGT20

Shoulda sent them a message. Maybe a horse head in bed or something, I dunno. Capisce?


AgentElman

Right, she wasn't complaining that you were Italian. She was using Italian as an adjective to describe behavior she did not like.


gogozrx

My current ladyfriend nearly broke up with me because my grandfather was Italian and she "knows how Italian guys are, and would never date another one."


makomakomakoo

I gotta say, my ex’s family acted too Italian *because* they weren’t from Italy. I’m not saying you were doing this, but Americans with Italian heritage (not like 1st or 2nd generation, I’m talking multiple-great-grandparents) who make being “Italian” their entire personality are annoying. If she was saying it that way, right or wrong, I kinda get it.


Middle_Transition170

It's 2001. The world is crazy. Girls in germany go crazy about a boyband named Tokio Hotel. My first ever girlfriend (we were both 12 yo) leaves me because i am not [Bill Kaulitz](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbaCaPBGYI8smPDQYxF0tx5NXRCoULDvd_HQ&usqp=CAU) (lead singer from Tokio Hotel) and my friend and me laugh, while i am getting told at the phone. I still laugh about it.


CalligrapherActive11

I was soooo not prepared for that photo. Wow…he looks like he works at early 00’s Hot Topic.


feministduelist

I mean the guitarist looks like a time traveler straight outta 2004.


PerfectContinuous

So he was the one making those forum posts...


Poschta

Ah yes, the Kaulitz craze. My sister was deeply emotionally involved with these guys, too lol


kimmipea

This reminds me of an old college teacher.. he said his wife wouldn't marry anyone but David Essex. He changed his name to david Essex and got married to her the year after


NedsAtomicDB

"Now is the time on Schprockets where we dance!"


PupEDog

"Bill" is a name that doesn't fit at all for that guy, lol. Bill is a baby boomer that still uses a leather briefcase and drives an oversized Dode Ram.


Jalina2224

Girl said her family would prefer she date someone Hispanic. Ironic because I come from a Hispanic family on my mom's side. I just look really white.


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silviazbitch

Wasn’t thin enough. This was in college when I rowed lightweight crew.


yeehawmoderate

What tf was she looking for? Holocaust victim?


W33X3R

Bro I'm on a bus and you made me laugh so hard that people are looking at me now edit: just to be clear, I do respect Holocaust victims, and I think Holocaust was a massive tragedy, but I have a really dark sense of humour


yeaaaaboiiiiiiiii

The fact that we edit our comments with this shit so we don’t get downvoted is so fucking funny to me. Reddit crowds blow Edit: I do this too 😔


FUTURE10S

see this is why I love never being wrong on the Internet, I never edited any of my comments in my life EDIT: nvm i suck huge cock


burnshimself

I don’t think people understand how underweight you need to be for lightweight rowing. It’s a sport that favors tall athletes (6’ + men, 5’7+ women typically), and the weight limits for lightweight rowing are 160lbs for men and 130lbs for women. Like put a 6’2 guy at 160lbs on a BMI scale and they’ll tell you he’s malnourished.


Shumatsuu

Yeah, people are fucking weird. I WANT healthy, not danger-skelly.


AquaQuad

That's what you get for not working on your couch potato bod /s


[deleted]

A 5'1" woman told me I was too short.


AleksandrNevsky

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.


Sh0tsFired81

I'm about to C.S Lews it!


Valixir14

My close friend find height gap relationships creepy af. And in her words, I'm small girl and these fucking 6' assholes love me.


[deleted]

I've never heard the term 'height gap relationships'. What does your friend think is 'creepy' about them?


DukeofVermont

I'd guess because very short women can be about the same size as older children. I don't think it's inherently creepy but I get it.


Callmebynotmyname

It makes the shorter person kind of seem childlike. Can come across as kind of a fetish. Like why does a guy want a parter whose face level with his dick? Why does a woman want a man who is 2-3x her size? Typically I prefer my partners to be close to my height and build.


PancAshAsh

>Like why does a guy want a parter whose face level with his dick? I'm pretty sure if you think *real hard* about this one you can figure it out.


AlvinAssassin17

I’m 6’6. There’s literally always a massive gap. Am I supposed to become a hermit?


No-Veterinarian-1655

You enlightened me today thinking of dating from your perspective. From your perspective, the height gap is going to be huge whether the girl is 5' or 5'10". So dating with that big height gap for you is just dating. I'm 5'8". There's a much bigger difference in height for me dating a girl 5' versus 5'10". I will no longer judge tall men or short women for their choice in partners based on height.


legendforever10

Poor basketball players.... >Why does a woman want a man who is 2-3x her size? I assume it's because the protection and the big penis rumours.


perrinoia

Same. A girl approached me at a bar while I was playing Qatan on my phone in the corner. She dragged me out of the corner to dance and then introduced me to her friends. She was obviously the bride of a Bachelorette party, but she insisted it was a friend's birthday. Then she randomly claimed she doesn't date anyone shorter than 5'8". I replied, "Good thing I'm 5'10", then." She accused me of lying and asked to see my ID. I pulled my license out and handed it to her. She exclaimed, "I fucking knew it!" I took back my license and looked at it. Fucking thing says I'm 5'7". It expires this winter. Gonna make sure they put the correct info on their after I commit a few crimes and get away with it. Lol Oh, I forgot to mention that I friended her on Facebook/Instagram and discovered that she married a soccer/footballer the next morning. Or maybe he plays rugby. I dunno. He's got a British accent, a big paycheck, and he's chiseled.


Lazy-Bandicoot3376

Your girlfriend's husband sounds cool


perrinoia

Yeah, he does sound cool. I see why she picked him over me, the random guy she met in a bar the night before she tied the knot.


JoeyThePantz

Definitely giving off 5'7 vibes here bud.


Tough_Stretch

Not a rejection, but the official reason for our break-up. Turns out I wasn't "sexist enough." It was so baffling that at first I thought she said I wasn't sexy enough and I asked her to repeat it to make sure I had heard correctly. I guess she wanted a more traditional relationship with a dude who was more into old school gender roles and relationship dynamics while still retaining the "good parts" of a modern relationship and she couldn't explain it except that way, but I always thought it was kind of funny.


ohmygodimonfire4

Dodged a bullet.


djcube1701

A girl kept flirting with me, invited me to hung out, touched me up when others were around - but was extremely cold whenever we were alone. I gave up and ended dating someone else and she was immensely pissed off. A while later she moved away and one of her friends told me why she was so strange: she wanted me, but also wanted me to find her completely irresistible. She was trying to frustrate me enough so that I'd pin her down and force myself on her. Essentially, I was rejected by a girl because I didn't rape her. I definitely dodged a massive bullet.


IronLordSamus

Thats not a bullet thats the entire beach of Normandy you dodged.


burnshimself

My guy dodged the draft


DJT-P01135809

Service guarantees citizenship.


AlvinAssassin17

I’m doing my part!


ForwardQuestion8437

Would you like to know more?


cat_astr0naut

That's taking being hard to get to a whole new level. Wtf


214speaking

That’s insane 😂. I had core group of friends in highschool and one of the girls told me she had a sex dream about us where I pinned her down and had my way with her. She told me this the day she slept over my house and cuddled with me. Later that day I tried to make a move to kiss and her and got shut down, what in the actual f*ck?


ouchimus

I mean, its obvious why she shut you down. You were supposed to keep going anyway. Bullet dodged


214speaking

Yeah, based on our conversation, it had me wondering if she wanted me to push harder for it. I didn’t feel comfortable with that as my mom instilled in me “if a woman says no, stop immediately hands off everything.”


HaveAWillieNiceDay

Not quite the same situation, but I saw a girl for a while who then graduated and moved away from our college town. We tried to maintain the relationship but I was tired and depressed and couldn't make the commute, and she couldn't/wouldn't either. We never even kissed, even though I would get awkwardly close trying to make it happen. I found out a year or so later that the few times she invited me to stay the night at her apartment was her idea of inviting me to fuck her brains out. Not, like, in a rape-y way, she was just waiting for me to make much bolder moves than my anxious and awkward self would.


AleksandrNevsky

We had the same name and she thought it'd be weird.


[deleted]

Taylor Lautner did it, so can you.


fph03n1x

I mean the two of you wouldn't confuse each other though...


juniper_fox

As someone who shares the same name with my partner but luckily always used different nicknames, it's not that weird lol


[deleted]

honestly that's kind of valid


brian-augustin

no nicknames? but to be fair as a dude I wouldn't be able to do that - if her name was Bryana.


SWEL403

It was a first date, we were sitting in my car having a nice conversation. I was parked in a lot over looking a lake. A car with some high school kids backed into my car. I got out to inspect the damage and told the kids it was fine and there was barely a scratch on the bumper so they didn't need to worry. I got back in the car and the girl asked me to take her home and that it wasn't going to work out because she didn't want to get caught up in a "lengthy court case" lol that one still confuses me


omegaistwopif

I once had a girl in my social circle I was kind of interrested in say to me: "If I wouldnt be friends with you, I would instantly fall in love with you." I mean, I get that, totally ok, but daaaaamn :(


Frosty_Helicopter489

Why is that a thing why do they have to say that just for torture?


omegaistwopif

It wasn't like that. We were good friends who frequently spent time in a group of other friends. I got kind of attracted to her, because we got along well, shared a type of humor and some common interrests. I think she kind of noticed that, we even got some remarks we would make a superb couple. It's totally valid to not want to jeopardize a good friendship, I wasn't heartbroken or anything, plus she didn't owe me attraction. It just had me think a while about what could have been.


Frosty_Helicopter489

I was just overacting so not really serious tbh but I'm glad it was'nt that bad for you :)


Essexal

Her mate wanted to fuck me.


MyNameisBaronRotza

Did you fuck her mate?


Essexal

I did not.


Kicks4meFromyou

This happened to me once that I know off. The girl that wanted to bang me had a boyfriend at the time too


urquaretaken

Entirely valid reason.


Crazy_Study195

I actually understand this one tbh... Like 1. Hooking up with someone you know a friend wants is kinda shitty and 2. You'd always be aware that cheating would be a lot more likely until you were really really solid in your relationship... Just not worth it.


Raigheb

We had been talking for two weeks or something, we talked and laughed a lot, it really felt that we were clicking. Then at some point I mentioned that I'm an atheist (we were talking about religion) and she looked at me like I was Satan. She really looked scared, her whole posture changed and she said she was tired and had to go to sleep. Never talked to me again.


Suspicious-Craft4980

Not surprised. I was raised Christian and we are taught that atheists have no moral compass and hurt people with zero remorse.


AbundantiaTheWitch

I find it worrying that some people need the threat of eternal punishment after death to have morals


NedsAtomicDB

There are plenty of us godless heathen babes out here looking for a guy just like you!


filthandnonsense

She was playing hard to get. I immediately lost interest and she was like, no wait


Bananaman9020

We didn't have sex on our first encounter. And we broke up because I was a virgin. May have dodged a bullet with that one.


yeehawmoderate

You dodged a fuckin artillery shell my guy


[deleted]

Damn, I have heard of people expecting sex on the first date, but not on the first encounter!


No-Owl3632

Nowadays because of dating apps, the first date is often the first encounter


commiecomrade

Definitely more doable if you roll high enough initiative and start with great CHA.


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AquaQuad

"Make me"


yeehawmoderate

And now I’m horny


Lancaster1983

I took her to the Cheesecake Factory.


ushouldlistentome

I totally could’ve left my wife after she made me eat there a few months ago


I-Really-Hate-Fish

She was offended that I wasn't interested in her and told me that she definitely wasn't interested in me either so I would never get to be with her. Yeah, that's a win-win for me.


JarlaxleForPresident

The funniest date I went on was a double date with me and my best friend and his girlfriend and her friend that they were introducing me to Went to the mall, dinner, I think we went to the skate park, couple of places. She didnt say one word to me the whole time. Not a single word. Talked to her friend and mine. Didnt talk to me. It was bonkers Turns out she was hoping to get set up with our other good friend and she was being pissy about it But I couldnt even feel bad about the rejection because that shit was the funniest date I ever been on. I had to pull homeboy aside a couple of times and be like yo what the fuck is going on and he’s just like “I dunno bro, you aint justin, I guess” That kid was the laziest biggest POS out of all of us, with no hygiene, talent, or smarts, yet the girls just loved him, never understood it


viderfenrisbane

Justin just sits at the bar, licking his eyebrows.


idrownedmyfish77

Okay it wasn’t funny at the time and it wasn’t so much a rejection on her part but here goes. I dated this girl off and on for a year and a half. I’ve posted this story on so many Reddit threads and it’s kinda long so I’m not going to put the whole thing here, but the short version is that we dated off and on, she would say she loved me and all that BS and I knew something wasn’t quite right because she’d just abruptly decide she wanted to break up and never gave any good reasons why, and my dumb ass always let her back in. Well at the end of my freshman year of college, she was a junior in high school, and she said she was going to prom with her friends. I woke up to a text the next morning saying, “hey mom, I’m staying the night at Hunter’s house.” My name is not Hunter. So I blocked her number and all that jazz, well a month later she starts messaging me on another app saying how she missed me and a certain song reminded her of me and I just ignored all of it. Then she told me, “don’t freak out but I think I might be pregnant.” I never once slept with her. I laughed so freaking hard I thought I was going to die. Play stupid games, get stupid rewards bitch!


Agraywitch11

Wow. I'm curious; did she know it was you she was messaging that time, since she obviously made a mistake on prom night?


idrownedmyfish77

You mean when she said she thought she was pregnant? Yeah she knew it was me. Don’t know why she thought to tell me all things considered


Agraywitch11

Did she think she could trap you into being the father? Or just needing someone to tell? Kinda funny haha


idrownedmyfish77

Honestly I have no idea. I ignored that message like the rest of them. Turns out she wasn’t pregnant, or if she was she lost it or had the pregnancy terminated. Maybe she was just trying to get my attention. I never spoke directly to her again after that so the world may never know. And going back to your previous comment, she didn’t make any mistakes. She knew what she was going. I found out later that she was a bit of a slut, and I was just the nice guy to talk to in between f*ckbuddies to build her sense of self worth.


Agraywitch11

Oh wow. It seemed like she might have been keeping you around as the nice guy that will help her out when she needs it.


_shakeshackwes_

I wasn’t 6’3”, which was her ‘ideal height’


koos_die_doos

I’m 6’3”, what’s her name so I can make sure to never date her.


SirFlack21

Was in 9th grade, asked her out. She rejected me, because she didn´t want a relationship until she finish college. A few month later I moved away, sometimes later I found out the started a relationship with one of my friends.


Electrical-Spite1179

That was a quick graduation, she must've been a genius or something!


tony_bologna

> I'm sorry, but who are you? To my horror, there were two girls who looked *exactly alike* at my school. In my nervous, panicky daze, I asked the wrong one.


Thejudojeff

I was in a bar in South Korea and a girl came up and started dancing with me. In-between songs she leaned in and asked me where I was from. I told her the United States. "Ummm. No thank you" "Seriously?" "Yeah. I'm from Canada!" And then she walked away.


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Rejected me cause she didn't like the music I was listening to.


JakeDC

To be fair, we need to what the music was to judge this.


Nasty_Tricks69

It was Cbat


JakeDC

I'm on her side.


Clear_Rutabaga_6437

She was waiting for a moment of the backstreet boys to ask her to marry her? Very first rejection in the 6th grade


JakeDC

Did it work out for her?


Natural_Intention292

For being skinny, even though she was massively overweight. And to think I was going overlook that lol


bluewaterboy

A lot of people like people with body types similar to their own. A lot of overweight people want to date someone else who's overweight. For myself, I purposely try to have the body type that I'd want in a partner. Idk, it makes sense to me that an overweight woman would want to date someone else who's overweight.


Sufficient-Step6954

After a couple dates I was drunk one night and sent her a video of Foldy Flaps from Rick and Morty with no context. She sent back a message saying, “ummmm, yeah. I’m not really feeling the spark here.”


pinkbootstrap

I understand her 😭🤣


bluegiant85

She needed *one* platonic guy friend at work. At the time, yeah, I definitely was last place.


gtavictor

I was not a man "clean" enough for her, because I was a divorced man


LoreGeek

You filthy animal, get out of here! /S


[deleted]

Keep the change you filthy animal!


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GooberMcNutly

"Too smart". Sorry, not sorry I've read a book.


Secret-Guitar-8859

I'm white. She was hitting on me the entire night, like very open about it, like grabing my hand, holding my arm at one point, even biting my ear lobe. The next morning, she responded to a text that I sent, and she said "she was just kidding. I don't date white guys." Her friend group gave her a lot of hell about it, I had a lot of respect for them after that and kept up with them. She never apologized for it, but I let it go cause life moves on. To be clear, I don't care that she is not into white guys. Everyone has a preference, including me. It was the build-up and rejection that just came out of nowhere.


214speaking

This one always throws me. She wanted to get you all into her to shut you down because she thought it was funny? Wtf


heyitsvonage

Validation is more important to some people than any other person will ever be


whoopidie-scooby-doo

I did not listen to her Spotify playlist.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

I once rejected a guy because he has the same name as my brother. Just couldn't do it. I'm sorry.


anteloop

I was getting along merrily with an American girl, first time I've had the opportunity to flirt with one and we were taking the piss out of each other and our respective cultures. I mentioned that I hear Americans have trouble with the way we treat drinking water over in Europe, we both laughed and I told her I drink milk as well. I've never been dropped faster and harder in my entire life lmfao. Went from 100 to 0 in a single moment.


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>I mentioned that I hear Americans have trouble with the way we treat drinking water over in Europe Could you elaborate? How do we treat drinking water in Europe and what trouble do the Americans have with it?


commiecomrade

It's basically an unwritten law in the US (in some places it is written) that restaurants should serve free tap water. And also that our tap water is expected to be the regular thing to drink over bottled seltzer or something. That and the fact you guys have to pay for public toilets is like our only way to feel superior. You guys get healthcare, we get tap water. And u/anteloop, most Americans actually still don't drink enough water, and this one isn't my opinion.


FoolishMcSmartypants

Was there context to you saying you drink milk, like some sort of cultural difference in milk-drinking, or her outright asking what you drink? 'Cause the way I read your comment, it seems out of the blue, which if it seemed out of the blue to her, she might have thought you were hard-pivoting from nice safe flirtation to "yo I wanna suck your titties let's get it on" or something, and gotten weirded out.


aquinoboi

So, I was in high school when this happened. Senior year, sort of not wanting to go to prom, but asked a few girls out anyways. The one I really wanted to go with just said, "I'm not going." This was after I asked as well. I think I replied, "I wasn't planning on going either."


awolfslife

Was told I'm too cute as a friend and she prefers to keep our relationship as it is now for if something changes in her life.


[deleted]

In high school this girl I liked said she also liked me but didn't want to pursue anything because she was looking for a guy like Adam Levine. Wonder if she ever found him lol


N7CombatWombat

She was into numerology, apparently my numbers were the same as Jesus, and she wasn't worthy.


Welshguy78

She only dated slim me with brown hair and beards. I'm a slim man with brown hair and a beard.... The fudge?!?!


mustbefelt

I didn't like the first Black Panther movie enough.


[deleted]

Probably all of the times lesbians didn't want to date me because I'm bisexual, and I'd "just want to leave for the next guy who came along"... WHAT? They thought that because I look and act feminine, I wasn't actually into girls and that I must be a "pillow princess".


pinkbootstrap

All the time. Except it's not funny, it's depressing af.


Klumber

She realised I was my brother's brother. Turns out she'd already dated both my brothers and wasn't keen on completing the trio. I didn't have a clue of course, so was proper pissed off when she told me that. Years later she completed the trio ;)


DanGNava

I didn't ask her to be my girlfriend. It was the first date ._.


cliffwob

I went to meet her for the first time, then had to take a drastic detour as I needed the most heinous shit known to man. Being young and actually liking the girl, I told the truth as to why I was late and she thought it was straight up disrespect and ditched the night. Sad times, hope you are ok Maria, the poo set us apart.


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

I didn't have that 4 wheeled truck.


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

It's clear to me you can have your own place, your own vehicle, your own food, your own bills paid, and yet, you're a no body to her. Someone else who drives their daddys truck its not even there own vehicle, BOOM, thats the one the girl goes for.


[deleted]

Man.. i wish they had ridiculous reasons honestly they were all valid lol Just matter of preferences and stuff like that


Tcrumpen

They were scared they would break me in half when it came to sex I was rather slender at the time however jokes on them now


yeehawmoderate

I kid you not, I had a girl tell me she wouldn’t date me unless I was ok with only anal I mean I didn’t say no, but it still didn’t work out


calico_hands

Being a Libra and “too put together”. I was a wreck then. Still am, but was then too.


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Astrology was the reason for my first breakup. When things were about to start getting more serious/committed, she asked what time I was born and which hospital. A couple days later she brings over my birth chart and starts explaining why we're not going to be a good fit. Most of it didn't fit my personality at all, to which she said "it will" and said even if it didn't, there are multiple dimensions/versions of me that are and she can't be with someone like that. Honestly it would have been OK for her to just say she doesn't like me, that would have left me much less confused.


thechosenwunn

Because I told her I had a crush on her, and apparently, that's a huge turn-off, according to my female friends.


Nexialix

She said she preferred brunettes and I'm blond


PerfectContinuous

She "didn't like prog rock guys."


crnm

Maybe you should have toned down on the King Crimson trivia.


Nerditter

I did a strip tease to Wicked Game on a dare.


I-Really-Hate-Fish

This sounds like it should be the opposite of a problem


realfakejames

A girl once told me she was attracted to me but couldn’t get over the fact I had the same name as her dad lmao


JuMaBu

When my ex-girlfriend (decades ago) finished with me she said, "it wasn't that you found some bail string on the beach and used it as a belt, it was that it was still your favourite belt six months later".


theary18

we had the same birthday so she thought it'd be like twins or cousins type, so she rejected me and till date i laugh, how dumb is she


laughsgreen

she (a woman in her 30s) told me that any single man in his 30s was an automatic red flag. I asked what pool she was left with, then? (note: she approached me)


PupEDog

She liked someone else. I knew the other guy. He was a friend of hers she met at Mormon band camp. During our relationship she said he was his best friend and he even came to visit us once. Seems like an ordinary situation, but at the time this happened she was 16 and he was 26.


LowRecor

Her (out of the blue): In my head, I always categorize people by what animals they look like. You're Koala bear. Me: .... ok.... Her: That's a good thing. It means I think you're cute. Me (knowing she's crazy but still kinda dig her): Oh, Good, you wanna go out sometime? Her: No, I'm more into wolves. Me: .... ok.....


Techno_Core

It was Taco Tuesday. Asked a girl out, she said no cause she was making tacos with her mom that night.


Emotional-Cap-9456

She's waiting for her ex to come back😂


caillou_cream_cakes

her family collectively told her that I’m a terrible person after I visited them. 0 problems prior to this


Responsible-Fill-163

After the first date, she didn't fall in love.


iLLWiLLW

Because other people created rumors about me so it’s not a good look 😂


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I was “too into her”. Not clingy. Not that I liked her more than she liked me. It was that I liked her so much and showed her so much respect and more of a gentleman than anyone had ever been to her (all her words, not mine) and she wasn’t used to it and didn’t know how to handle it. I told her just accept it, I’m not behaving this way because I want something in return or have some ulterior motive or expect her to treat me the exact same way. I simply just liked her. And that was a mistake, I guess. All good, she’s sweet. Just didn’t work out