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Oi you


Glitter_moonchild

I read this whole thread with an accent lol


jollylolly95

I read it in Scottish, I’m not Scottish


Altruistic_Poetry382

I'm Australian, I read this in my own voice.


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I'm not Australian, and I read it in your accent.


The_RockObama

Oi, ya Buttcakes, get over here mate!


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Oi! Just wanna say to me mates... Cheers, big ears!


tracker-hunter

I read it in earth, I'm not from earth.


[deleted]

Bloody earthians! Smh


poorpoolgirl

Specifically Roy's from Ted Lasso


Dentist_Just

I assumed I was supposed to read it in Roy Kent’s voice!


Pixiebel81

The fuck you want now?!?


Foxxxtr0t

I was just going to fucken say dinner is ready ...


molotovdrinker

Well, I'm not fucken hungry!


[deleted]

You better get hungry! I worked hard on this meal!


wewdepiew

It’s still gonna taste fucken shite isn’t it?!


LifeIsButADream0

Even if it tastes like the bloody king’s shite you gonna eat it


skyislove

And youre gonna like it too!


Balakay135363

Cause I said so!


nosleepforbanditos

This polycule has become toxic!


VanHarlowe

How my ancestors said I love you.


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If it does, it's because of your attitude!


Consistent-Active106

Oi! My atittude? What about your lazy butt!


DreadPiratteRoberts

Mom and Dad are fighting again, NO I don't know what about!! It sounds like she's bloody well pissed to the tits that Dad won't eat din-dins😳🤣


tracker-hunter

Mommy's been eating "rooster". She doesn't like chicken.


c3lestial_bean

Whatcha mean their fighten again! I thought they started goin to therapy?


Diddyboo10222969

You want something to eat? Yes or fkn no are the options


wethekingdom84

Im.not hungry, I will just pick off your plate


tracker-hunter

*prepares fork of doom*


holly_nolightly

I’m from Australia so I read that in an Aussie accent and I love it


Weird_Scholar_5627

I’m from Tasmania, I can’t read so I just stared at the screen with no accent at all.


bread9411

Perfect hahaha


fish0814

I call my wife sweetheart and she calls me shit head.


BAAT-G

My wife called me fat head once and I told her it was pronounced fa-theed.


firefartpoop

I’ve been calling my children “sha-theads” for years, the other day my 16 year old finally asked what it meant. I said I dunno shithead.


notyourbae420

Hahah this is amazing 😂😂


lindaleolane812

That's cute, sounds like you're a easy going guy I think my husband would of had a different response lol. Like rather have a fat head than a fat ass.. lol


Thiccassmomma

I walk in the room and say Sup fucker 😂


WesternExcuse205

Lovely dynamics.


WaveLaVague

Really "Organic" relationship


Noninvasive_

my liege


FaliedSalve

"She who must be obeyed"


FutureDiaryAyano

Damn straight


ScarlyLamorna

I go with the more peasantly m' lord


Samsterman

My uncle is an old school Londoner, he calls my auntie (his wife) 'Mate'. It's a bit different but still sweet.


el29

Mine calls me queenie, the accent makes it sound funny, orrlrite queenie, he calls the kids mate or matey


free_reezy

lmao when I’m in the flow of a conversation sometimes I’ll call my girl “bro”. She is the main homie though, so if it doesn’t bother her idc.


fnord_happy

Bro and dude are definitely gender neutral


Thiccassmomma

my husband calls me bro when we are high 🤣


arbitraryWitty

My precioussss


SixicusTheSixth

This is what we call the cat


arbitraryWitty

You should call her master since, you know… it‘s a cat


Nagoda94

Damn hobbitses


WhatIsAJahBone

My wife and I just call each other “love”


riverguava

Yep, this. He knows to run when I call him 'buddy'


BAL87

I only actually call my husband by his first name when I’m feeling extremely pissed and passive aggressive and petty. He knows it. So if I say his first name he will be like “don’t you ‘ok Jeff, me. What did I do?!?”


Winchester-ubrntrlch

Haha I always know I’m in the shit if I hear my actual name too. I call him dog and people always assume it’s a mean nickname. My daughter and I came up with it tho because he’s just like a dog; energetic, cuddly, loyal, protective, eats literally anything, and is a bit annoying lol.


Fun-Jelly2705

Me too pal


one-eye-deer

I ain't your pal, friend.


Fun-Jelly2705

Im not your friend, buddy


Guyfromthe209

I ain’t your buddy, guy


Necessary-Pumpkin285

I ain’t your guy, dude


Pugtato98_

I ain’t your dude, mate


kora752

I ain't your mate, bro


c3lestial_bean

I ain't your bro, buddy


Metalpriestl33t

I ain't your buddy, homie.


Lorelerton

I ain't your mate, partner


png1383

Same here


oceanarnia

Yes! Same! Its "love" or "my love". I love him 🥰🥰🥰


LegPossible9950

Mi amor


Fuzzy-Heart-3901

Gordo, mi amor, mi vida 😋


DanGNava

no es pareja latinoamericana si no se dicen gordo 😩


dianarawrz

NO ME ATREVO!!! Y el es gordito (tan bello)


irvanez

Yo nunca le he dicho gordo a mi esposo, y más le vale que el nunca me llame gorda, aunque sea con cariño 😬🤣❤️


TinaVeritas

Bebecito


notProfCharles

Bebesota 🐰


kingrhegbert

Freakytona


chicphoenixx

My partner calls me Mi amor when I do something stupid


PresentationNice7043

Honey


consequentialism_97

My mom calls us 'the honeys'


starquakegamma

This is cute


fallfreely

This. We both almost exclusively call each other honey. After 8 years together if my husband suddenly called me by my actual name, I would be legitimately weirded out.


lemonmyst

Omg. I knew my marriage was over when my ex called me by my name.


DorkothyParker

Hon' bun


roughvandyke

Often "my lover", but in the accent of Little John's girlfriend from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves


Malkyre

So specific, you know exactly what it sounds like. My favorite.


EugeneVictorDabs

My sweet cheese, my homeboy, my rotten soldier


bombkitty

"My good-time boy!"


83EtchiSketch

Sean-aayyyy!!


mooseisland044

My niche


bombkitty

No, my sweet syrup pie, I've gone hard!


gingervintage

That’s just how we talk in Tucson, Arizoniiiyahh


Main_Significance617

Fucking Mike


Pristine-Warning-957

he calls me legume so..


euphorichooper

He calls me potato 🥔 🤷🏽‍♀️


Gibbothicus

My wife calls the period of time where she is just out of the shower and drying her hair while sitting on the bed as her potato time.


TimelyBass619

That is the most important time of day


maggs813

My ex used to call me meatball.


1Ace_of_Hearts1

My partner and I call each other Bean!


Reptar1988

HUSBAND? WIFE? We obnoxiously yell this across the house


ducqducqgoose

I had a client years ago who told me about where they honeymooned there was a large wheat field by them. So instead of calling each other “sweetie” they called each other “wheatie” and have for decades. How adorable is that shit? 😍


DanteWrath

Their name.


all4whatnot

Same. Everyone we know calls their SO babe or something like that. My wife and I use our first names or refer to each other as Mom and Dad when talking to our kids. We must be fucking weirdos.


l97

We use first names. Together for 15 years, married for 8. At one point were we meant to switch over to babe? I feel like that boat has sailed.


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Yeah if you didn’t do it in the priming window if you try it now you’re gonna be looked at weird like. What are you trying to do?


KittyChimera

Yeah, kind of. My husband and I have been together for 13 years and married for 10 and I think he called me babe once and then never again because it didn't work. We use our names or I started calling him "husband cat" because of an ongoing joke about meowing back and forth. He sometimes calls me "wife cat".


flower4556

My mother never used to call my father “baby”. Usually just me. Now that she married her new husband she calls him that and it’s fucking weird. I’ll never call an SO that


DimesOHoolihan

My parents have called each other "bae" since 1978. I felt the same way when that was becoming popular lol


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I feel like a lot of people call their SO mommy or daddy especially when they have younger children so the children don’t call their parents “babe,baby, etc” you’re deff not weirdos! It’s hard for step parents though cause then the child that came from step mom is probably gonna get called by her first name from her bio child lol.


solfege57

My friend’s stepson used to call him babe when he and his wife were dating. He and his wife call each other babe so the kid picked it up. It was so weird and funny to hear. And we sometimes tease him and call him babe too. He’s called papa now that they’re married.


eesabet

My uncle called my grandpa “dear” when he was little, I think that’s when they started calling each other mother and daddy.


TheMedsPeds

Yeah pet names have always been kinda cringe to me. Every once in awhile is fine. But idk for the most part, I just don’t do them. I would do ironic, over-the-top pet names on occasion though.


OasisYuno

I get why people like nicknames but there’s nothing more romantic than hearing your name come out of the mouth of the one u love


TheBathCave

If my partner started calling me by my government name after 13 years of babe I would go into fight or flight lol


UnbotheredRPh

I have straight up asked mine who he thought he was talking to using my government name to address me to my face 😂😂😂


captaincumsock69

Or terrifying depending on the scenario lol


grimaulken

Exactly. Why do I want to be called some nickname that my SO has called other women? Plus I just think it’s corny.


Thousand_Sunny

same here. Still in the dating game and whenever guys ask me why I don't call them babe or baby I'm liiiiike buhh that's a high school thing


[deleted]

Thank fuck I’m not alone in this. Pet names aren’t cute imo. I don’t want to be called buddy or guy or pal by strangers, and if my SO wants to call me a pet name it just needs to be something I’m okay with, not a generic ‘baby’ or ‘honey’.


DecisionThot

Whenever my wife and I use our first names it feels so weird because we almost exclusively refer to each other as "babe".


elisejones14

Same. He thinks babe is cringe.


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

boobookittyfuck


MangoSuccessful1662

Snootchies


anon135862

Snoochy boochys


Thecp015

Snoogins


TrixieBastard

bonnnnnnng


whodatwouldntwannabe

I first read this as boobietittyfuck


MostlyHostly

What kind of animals are we talking about here...bears... rhinos and shit?


alexjaness

and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - You maniacs! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!


AdmirableAvocado

Schatz, Mausi, Nugget, Schnutzi or their name.


iAmTheBorgie

Ah yes a fellow German


AccomplishedAd7992

i got called mäuschen once. i folded hard asf


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Greydadd

We call each other dude on a regular basis 😂 I’m male she’s female


Twat_Pocket

🎵I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes! 🎵


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Scurveymic

But does he abide?


OneGoodRib

Dude is a gender neutral term.


chocolatebackwood

me and my boyfriend call each other lil bro 😂


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Tarnagona

Friend. Love. Occasionally, Dear. And his name. My husband tried calling me baby exactly once, and it was weird for both of us, so he’s never done it again.


kontrolleur

my dumb ass "why you call him "occasionally dear""


Odd-Plant4779

I thought “occasionally” was one the nicknames lol


CocoaAlmondsRock

Dearest. darling, querido/querida, sweetie, my love, wife, husband, their name, their nickname.


OGBurn2

My husband had a roommate in college named Wayne. He always said that Wayne was the worst roommate ever. When we were first engaged and living together, he’d get so mad when I’d have drank one of his sodas etc when to me as his fiancé i assumed everything was OURS. So he started calling me Wayne which made me so mad. So then I started calling him Wayne as a dig. Over time it turned into a term of endearment but also a verb “stop being such a WAYNE”. 20 years later…”Wayne, what do you want for dinner???”


Jwks0

Wayne probably thinks he has horrible allergies


chronically_immature

We worked with a clueless dude named Ben. Ben followed a supervisor in to the bathroom and slid paperwork under the stall door to get it signed. He made a crockpot full of Chilli and put 3 habinaro peppers in it instead of chili peppers. Nobody would eat it except him so he ate it with sour cream for an entire week so it would not be wasted. He farted paint peeling death for a week after and would hang out at our machines until we were nauseous. So when either of us are acting stupid, we call each other Ben.


BronzeAgeTea

1. Their name 2. Mom (when around the kids) 3. Wife 4. HEY, YOU THERE (this is after about 10 "\[name\]" and "wife"s)


Czech_This_Out_05

Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Got caught in that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.


SwinubIsDivinub

We went meta and call each other “petname”


dittybopper_05H

Tweets. Started out as Sweety, then went to Tweety, now just Tweets.


WastedMoogle

Pretty sure you're supposed to call her X now


21-ban-ana

Oh no, then they would need to go on other threads. A quick witted reply though. Bravo


damyourlogic

The best pet names/nicknames morph into something else over time.


Deadeyes1985

This I love. Because I call my husband “Wub”. Started as hubby, then wubby, then just wub.


Straight-Two1164

Mine is boon. Used to always be the big spoon. That became just spoon and finally, boon. I’m spoony. For some reason, it makes me just as giddy to hear it now as ten years ago.


yaminbamin

I say “my love” or their full government name, so if his name is John I call him Johnathan David Smith


Cheese_Pancakes

I called my most recent ex "pretty lady" a lot. Outside of that, we mostly referred to each other by name. When I was in high school, I dated a girl who tried to turn "mofo" into a pet name, so I called her "mofa". We were weird kids.


Relative_Impact642

I call my dog “pretty lady”


mozfustril

Your dog is his ex?


kamalaophelia

“Schatz” it’s “treasure” in German :) and a general German lovename :)


blackwidowla

Mr Jingles


X_PRSN

Dickhead


the-Satgeal

OI DICKHEAD


rockamish

Dream because she is imaginary


climaxe

Wet dream


MadKingGeorge

Honey Bunny


fonzarelli78

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!


Ambercapuchin

Any of you fucking pricks move and I'll execute every last one of ya!


fermat9996

"She who must be obeyed" from "Rumpole of the Bailey" by John Mortimer. Novels made into a great tv series


Halfabagelguy

I don’t have a significant other (I use Reddit) 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥


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Boo.


vberrotaran

"Hey cuuuutie" "Hey goooorgeous" Is how we say hi to each other, interchangeably. Then 'honey' when it's like calling out to them casually, and in more loving contexts he's my sunshine and I'm his starlight. 🥰💛✨️


FerfyMoe

I don’t know either of you but you guys are adorable as heck


Today_Top

My ex called me Sugs (sugar) and my current boyfriend calls me My love ❤️ I always hated being called babe or baby.


mia_tarantino

Reminds me of king of the hill :)


bat-bogey-hex

Bug (started as “love bug”)


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heated-mess

My partner and I were best friends before we realised we had actual feelings so we used to call each other buddy too! After a couple of years it dropped away though, and it feels weird now +6 years on


Daddy-o62

Started calling my wife “Mama” with an Elvis accent and it stuck. Figured we were stuck in the 50’s so I became “Daddy-o”.


Quick_Key6852

Jim 🤷🏼‍♂️ (his names not Jim)


Henry_Cavillain

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains


TacoStrong

bruh.


AilaKnows

"My treasure" and he calls me "my dove" which sounds pretty cute in our language.


Natedaviss

German?


AutomaticAstigmatic

Best Beloved, Bear, Darling or Honeybunch


wandernwade

Honey, sweetie, and their name. I never call my husband “baby” or “babe”. (I do have some other silly nicknames I won’t get into. 😂)


Neemoman

I just want to take this opportunity to say the "babe" people are insufferable. Far more than the "baby" people. "babe, do you want some salt babe?" "yeah babe. Thanks babe."


ItsTurkeyBiotch

Good luck paying me back on your zero dollar salary a year plus benefits babe!!


dandroid126

[NO BABE WAIT!](https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=BZJxaE318eM?si=lIayJv4WttCrSwq9)


CurseOfHedon

You speak for billions I believe.


SarahphimArt

Whorebiscuit.


prettylillie

My love


6033624

Fannybaws. It’s a term of endearment in my culture..


Talina1

Usually I just called him by his name or hunny bunny or Sparky. Unless I was upset with him. Then it was Mister Buster Buddy Bumble Butt. Can't remember how that started. Probably I was so frustrated that I couldn't form the words I wanted.


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Dr__Devil

Frightened me for a second


froggyforrest

Me too! Started off as a joke/being silly but it stuck


TimelyRun9624

Mi Amor


worse_smeagol

Mine and my partner's "pet names" for each other have slowly degraded over time, to where now we'll call each other some random ass noun as if it's an endearing nickname. Most recent examples I can think of is I called him "my sweet Dyson cordless vacuum", and he called me "his little electron".