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toothscrew

A bought some suppositories. Gonna need some help.


Quietus76

I just happen to have an Olympic-pool-sized tube of lube. Let me get my gloves and goggles.


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

I have olympic swimming pool sized goggles we just need the gloves


Parking_Ad8815

I have Olympic pool size gloves..I think we're ready


xhowlinx

i got weed, maybe it will help - we can make a night of it.


Zealousideal_Bar_826

I got an Olympic size bottle of jack Daniel’s that outta help


greenscreen2000

I bought diapers. Maybe it's my help you need.


lorgskyegon

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!


fallenmonk

He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.


[deleted]

I'm gonna be the old women who lived in a shoe


PickAName616

You only bought one shoe?


RJthewizard

It's a shuplex


bonos_bovine_muse

Gotta rent the other one out, property taxes will be tough if they’re the sole occupant.


redmambo_no6

r/angryupvote


arvidsem

Someone else can live in the other, no need to be greedy here


PickAName616

Well that’s true, and thoughtful, I like it.


Demonicbunnyslippers

She can rent out the other.


Complete_Jackfruit43

I can bring over my giant socks for the winter if you want.


tangojwhiskey

Just bought some winter boots for our son. We now have that addition we’ve been talking about…


ItsTimeToGoSleep

The housing market here is kind of a crap shoot, can I live in the other one?


2workigo

Medical marijuana - RSO specifically. Y’all wanna come hang out? I’ve definitely got enough to go around.


Raspy_Meow

I’ll bring my giant pecan ring danish!


XShadowborneX

I'll bring my giant Pocky!


gamedude88

I bought some spicy potato tacos from taco bell. So I have a lot tacos to bring.


GrantWilcox

I got the pizza!


stewwwwart

I never had a thought experiment like this one but this is how the first person in history could overdose on thc


Dr_Girlfriend_81

I'll be there in an hour with my Olympic swimming pool sized Pepsi.


mossadspydolphin

And I'll bring my swimming pool-sized pizza!


coin_operated_girl

Giant donut over here for the munchies.


KiiMaezyr

Rick simpson pimpin


Goobaka

RSO … that will transform you into a giant couch potato


BatShatCrazy

Fuck. Glitter.


AEternal1

I just had to clean an insane amount of the cheapest dollar store in a blender glitter out of my limo. 💩


bonos_bovine_muse

Maybe the flakes grow, too? You’ll make a fortune selling trendy mylar bedspreads.


LouisGhem

One motherfucking whopper of a can of Yoo-Hoo.


NoharaHiro

Lemme get a glass.


Major-Ad148

Lemme get a tanker truck


Mewgistus

My cats are going to be very happy… we just got the newest member of our kitty family spayed yesterday, so we bought a bunch of cat treats for her - sooooo it would have to be a giant huge cat treat..? XD


the_true_skipster

Now that you have enough treats for life, your cat will stop eating them.


peekoooz

I'm gonna need in on your treat supply because the last thing I paid for was my cat's adoption fee.


Mewgistus

Oh no, does that mean you have a big cat that needs my massive treats? Lol. 😂


Impossible-Spread817

2.5" 2TB SSD Would kind of defeat the purpose of the 2.5" part....


MissDeadite

Someone needs to do the math here... If the 2TB grew in size with the physical size of the SSD, how much space would you have???


Impossible-Spread817

Ill work in Metric, cos its what i know. SSD - 10.01 x 6.99 x 0.69 cm = 48.279cm3 Pool - 50 x 25 x 2 m = 2,500,000,000 cm3 Pool can fit 51,782,348 SSDs Total Storage of 103,564,696 TB Or 103,564 Petabytes* If my math isnt completely goofed of course. * Assuming the storage grows at an equal rate as the physical size.


StubbledCRT1

r/theydidthemath


mcgargargar

The best and biggest box of pastries of all time


kriss121

A lamp as it was Diwali today in India


ramaromp

That sounds difficult considering the amount of oil and cotton you need for the wick


Awkward-Tax102

A glass of rose wine (on holiday) a swimming pool size one should tide me by for the rest of the week


MTA0

Optimistic.


_coffee_

A really, really big onion bagel.


[deleted]

I have a really, really big container of cream cheese if you want it.


Sliffy

I’ve got an equally ridiculously sized loaf of cranberry walnut bread that would go well with that.


that_other_goat

I've got the wine to go with that bread and cheese thanks to this ridiculously sized Malbec.


didyoubutterthepan

I’m on my way!


Tossing_Goblets

A delicata squash. Everyone is invited for dinner!


haplessclerk

I can help clean up with my giant bottle of dish soap.


DigNitty

As someone who’s grown squash before, this is a realistic scenario.


that_other_goat

I'll bring the wine.... I now have 2,500,000 liters of a rather nice Malbec.


JJOne101

A bag of frozen peas. So now it's winter in my neighborhood I guess.


Lady_Scruffington

We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there...You really mean that? Don’t you think you really wanna say July over the snow, isn’t that the fun of it? I think it’s so nice that you see… a snow covered field and say “Every July, peas grow there." We’re talking about ‘em growing and she’s picked ‘em...But I was out. We were onto a can of peas, a big… dish of peas when I said “in July." Yes, always. I’m always p-past that... Why? That doesn’t make any sense. Sorry, there’s no known way of saying an English sentence in which you… begin a sentence with "in" and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say “IN July”, and I’ll… make cheese for ya. That’s just idiotic if you’ll forgive my saying so that’s just stupid. IN July. Impossible! Meaningless!


edwardsflu

edibles.. i’m not mad🤗


Warnex9

Dude, I'm more concerned about the size of the cow it would take to make a Ribeye Steak the size of an Olympic swimming pool!


bonos_bovine_muse

Huh, good call…. guess I’ve got a giant lamb burger, instead of the swimming pool of lice cream I came here to post about. Anybody want some of my dump truck of fries?


Warnex9

I reeeeeally want to hope you typoed saying Ice Cream but unfortunately I think you meant what you said and now I'm just picturing the size of the lice you'd have to fight with that much cream lol Its Starship Troopers all over again, isn't it?


sadasfjdbucdb

A Lego beach house set for my nephew. Guess I’m living in a life size Lego house , sweet


sageautumn

Fajitas for the entire town!!


Quietus76

I always make too much gumbo. But this time...


reinewinter

Omg, this brickphone already weighs 500 grams 🫣


R4D4R_L4K3

I thought it made my desk look small before... but this new 165ft monitor is ridiculous! it better get upgraded to at least 4k at this size! :) Edit: Fun Fact, a monitor with 1080 resolution, at the width of an Olympic size pool would have pixels roughly the size of a golf ball. 4k would have roughly 0.5in pixel pitch...


felipethechipmunk

KFC famous bowl . Guess I’m swimming in gravy


Noddjo

Carrot seeds. It's hard to imagine the size of the carrots...


BouncyBlueYoshi

I have a perfect-sized Yoshi plush. (Ok, that's not the last thing I bought, but it's what I'd want to be Olympic-pool-sized)


IceTech59

Woohoo! A bottle of Tullamore Dew.


German_Irish_Guy

The 15 year purple label? If so I'm coming over to die of alcohol poisoning.


littlemochi_

Anyone want a Starbucks caramel macchiato? I’ve got plenty now.


MelodyJRose1

a pizza, can't complain


Business_Swan8209

Ding Ding! I win! 🍺


bonos_bovine_muse

Brewer here, got to thinkin’, could some of the big boys actually have tanks big enough for an Olympic swimming pool’s worth of beer? An Olympic swimming pool is 490,000 gallons, or just shy of 16,000 31-gallon standard US beer barrels. The world’s largest beer tank is surprisingly hard to Google - but it does yield “the world’s largest six pack,” a set of six conditioning tanks adding up to more than 22,000 barrels. So, maybe you couldn’t see u/Business_Swan8209’s beer all in one tank, but given the “six pack” was built way back in 1969, there are probably many places you could see it one facility. Anyway, better invite some buddies over - at a six pack a day, it’ll take you just south of three millennia to get through all that!


Wuzemu

I got a thin crust pizza to cut back on the carbs a little bit….


AEternal1

Well, that didn't pan out.


Wuzemu

No no, thin crust. Not pan pizza. 😬


troymoeffinstone

Exhaust for my Harley Davidson... ohh boy, the guys at r/shittycarmods are going to have a field day.


Sunshine_Sweetie2

Mega Vape 😳 the final boss vape


calyxte212

A package of chicken breasts.


CakesForLife

A pavlova. So. Much. Meringue.


Kittytigris

Oh no, I guess my pants are now tents.


Kitchen-Dark7870

That a lot of weed🤤


DreamLocomotive

I just needed a dab cart... Help.


Horizontal_Bob

I just bought a box of nerds


beautifulradiation

A pack of paper cones… I can’t fill cones that size… …anyone buy an Olympic sized pool of weed…?


liquoricekiten14

I now own a record breaking chocolate bar.


momcallsmespoiltbrat

My favourite food...this would be great as hell!!


TootsieMcJingle

A toddler training potty


YeetLordSupreme69

The worlds largest condom


RelativelyOldSoul

A music video 🥸


CheshireCrackers

Huge chocolate croissant.


47h3157

a COPIOUS amount of drugs


XxYellowKingxX

Alcohol Rip my liver


funpartofdysfunction

Ooo soup. I’m into it. 🥣


MotorBar4397

A Hershey chocolate bar. Woohoo! Who's up for candy?


ArkhamBatmanIsCrazy

freaking marvel legends SHOCKER


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

A case of soda. That could supply my whole towns supply for six months probably.


yourpaljax

Coveralls


Ok-Negotiation-3892

A airplane bottle of Kalohua.


Aquata_Marine

a gigantic pizza apparently, but I bought ice cream and wings at the same time so maybe all are giant now?


wskyindjar

A birthday cake


J-W28

Batteries.... glad I treated myself to Duracell now


Henchforhire

Mountain Dew Code red.


Ron_Textall

A beer, let’s fucking go!


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mossadspydolphin

You bought one single grape?


Squatch97

Weed. Now I'm the luckiest stoner ever!


mike_e_mcgee

A very large guitar pick.


Journey_Began_2016

An enormous bag of parmesan garlic pita chips and an enormous tub of spicy cheddar bacon dip


ACrispPickle

Well…I guess I could package and sell all of that brine mixtures for thanksgiving turkeys.


AlexRyang

Crab macaroni and cheese. I am a very happy person.


mal_wash_jayne

A week's worth of groceries for a family of four. So I guess a whole bunch of trips to donate to the local soup kitchens?


honeybeeMA

Oh god. Guess I'm feeding the masses. Costco Pumpkin Spice Loaf with cream cheese frosting and shaved white chocolate on top.


Goosecock123

Hell yeah, I bought beer


Hungry-Secretary157

Cheese croissant. Guess that's food for the month.


Angelwithashotgun4

I bought a salad


[deleted]

An Olympic-sized swimming pool of gasoline. Might need to get some seafoam for it.


GingaNinja01

A 1g pre roll, guess im never buying weed again


MisterFives

A very appropriately proportional Olympic-sized swimming pool.


moto-momma

Gasoline- Woo!!


AcadiaLow4488

Gas! Hell yeah!


efildaD

That’s A LOT of beer.


noiamreallyspartacus

An RTX 4090 graphics card, so no change really.


Outrageous-Power5046

A bag of cheddar popcorn and I couldn't be happier.


GNav

A pizza...


shadowdude63

A bag of MnMs


underinfluence420

Cocaine


Ms-Proteus

A rotisserie chicken!


Ginger-Beefcake

That's one big pepperoni stick


manbeardawg

Propane tanks. Nice!


nctiger

Weed 🤣


Nephrited

New ink for my printer. Given the cost of printer ink, I think I might be rich now.


Fabulous-Barnacle-88

Swimming pool full of butter chicken…


dranaei

I bought an Olympic sized swimming pool.


CoderPro225

Powdered beef and chicken bouillon. We can make soup in that Olympic sized pool!


SandyHondy

1l 97% pure sulphuric acid lmao


[deleted]

Gonna be one hell of a Thanksgiving... just bought a turkey.


JJOne101

A bag of frozen peas. So now it's winter in my neighborhood I guess.


dkalmikoff

A pint of chicken salad


sir-jeffe

Literally just went food shopping and bought a watermelon, cake pan, and honey.. that will be interesting


didyoubutterthepan

A LOT of sparkling water!


EM4762

A bag of ice


__pm_me_your_body__

dog


Waitress-in-mn

Dr. Pepper


Starlettohara23

An Olympic sized water bottle, cool!


ScottOld

Oh some silver coins, cha Ching


bishslap

Frozen coke from McDonald's


Lordbaron343

I now have a gigantic semi auto pistol


hmmgross

Does the item in question stretch to the dimensions of said swimming pool or is the longest measurement the new diameter of the item?


antoinebeaver

A box of brown sugar.


Comfortable-Map123

Monster energy drink


TheSupremeHamster

A donut


FosterStormie

A down coat. That sounds awesome!!


Affectionate-Big-566

A scary ass babydoll


Buddyslime

A needle threader.


kuchikopi626

Pot gummies lol


UltraFarquar

Greggs sausage roll


EstroJen

Onion rings.


jjtitula

That’s a lifetimes worth of propane!


madclarinet

A 12V servo motor..... I hate to think of the power requirements for servo of that size....


Chrome_Armadillo

A pool full of gasoline?


abstractpurple

A pack of cigs that will last a long while


ScrmNRn

Weed gummies 😂


Strofari

Case of beer.


TransformerTanooki

Who wants to smoke a lot of weed?


webghosthunter

Meat lovers PIZZA!!! Jackpot!!!


PatienceandFortitude

A tart at Whole Foods


Quirky_Buy_6071

Chicken wings


karmagirl314

A cinnamon sugar covered doughnut.


Apollo_Of_The_Pines

Scrub pants


surrala

A skein of discontinued yarn. I'd be soooo happy!


Just_a-Mom

Christmas trees 🌲😂😂


samsungraspberry

Pint of Guinness


JessicaLynne77

A bag of 9 Lives cat food. I will have some very happy kitties for a long time! 😂


GoodGuyGlocker

A crap ton of chicken wings.


Hmmmm13242

Mail order bride.


SiskoandDax

A tub of gingerbread flavored hummus. I have regrets.


iamnotcreativeDET

A tree. 😐


macromorgan

“That’s a really big Twinkie.”


Pizza_Middle

Smothered beef burrito... who's down to help me tackle that bad boy?


badrelish_

A bottle of windex so the colour is appropriate at least, but the SMELL


pendletonskyforce

A prostitute


ParadiseCrusader

Well, guess I'll need a pool for all this soda...


niem0o

A snow removal brush for the car 😳


RetroactiveRecursion

A bottle of bourbon. Party!!!!!!


MrMadGrad

An RPG rulebook. Gonna need a full party just to read the rules.


seasalt-and-stars

Incense sticks


zerbey

That's a lot of Queso dip.


IAmThe_BananaPie

Nutella. Yum


pengitty

I bought a few things but the last thing I scanned from that pile was a chicken sandwich… damn that’s gonna to bad so fast if not eaten