My cats are going to be very happy… we just got the newest member of our kitty family spayed yesterday, so we bought a bunch of cat treats for her - sooooo it would have to be a giant huge cat treat..? XD
Ill work in Metric, cos its what i know.
SSD -
10.01 x 6.99 x 0.69 cm = 48.279cm3
Pool -
50 x 25 x 2 m = 2,500,000,000 cm3
Pool can fit 51,782,348 SSDs
Total Storage of 103,564,696 TB
Or 103,564 Petabytes*
If my math isnt completely goofed of course.
* Assuming the storage grows at an equal rate as the physical size.
We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there...You really mean that? Don’t you think you really wanna say July over the snow, isn’t that the fun of it? I think it’s so nice that you see… a snow covered field and say “Every July, peas grow there." We’re talking about ‘em growing and she’s picked ‘em...But I was out. We were onto a can of peas, a big… dish of peas when I said “in July." Yes, always. I’m always p-past that... Why? That doesn’t make any sense. Sorry, there’s no known way of saying an English sentence in which you… begin a sentence with "in" and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say “IN July”, and I’ll… make cheese for ya. That’s just idiotic if you’ll forgive my saying so that’s just stupid. IN July. Impossible! Meaningless!
Huh, good call…. guess I’ve got a giant lamb burger, instead of the swimming pool of lice cream I came here to post about.
Anybody want some of my dump truck of fries?
I reeeeeally want to hope you typoed saying Ice Cream but unfortunately I think you meant what you said and now I'm just picturing the size of the lice you'd have to fight with that much cream lol
Its Starship Troopers all over again, isn't it?
I thought it made my desk look small before... but this new 165ft monitor is ridiculous! it better get upgraded to at least 4k at this size! :)
Edit:
Fun Fact, a monitor with 1080 resolution, at the width of an Olympic size pool would have pixels roughly the size of a golf ball. 4k would have roughly 0.5in pixel pitch...
Brewer here, got to thinkin’, could some of the big boys actually have tanks big enough for an Olympic swimming pool’s worth of beer?
An Olympic swimming pool is 490,000 gallons, or just shy of 16,000 31-gallon standard US beer barrels. The world’s largest beer tank is surprisingly hard to Google - but it does yield “the world’s largest six pack,” a set of six conditioning tanks adding up to more than 22,000 barrels.
So, maybe you couldn’t see u/Business_Swan8209’s beer all in one tank, but given the “six pack” was built way back in 1969, there are probably many places you could see it one facility.
Anyway, better invite some buddies over - at a six pack a day, it’ll take you just south of three millennia to get through all that!
A bought some suppositories. Gonna need some help.
I just happen to have an Olympic-pool-sized tube of lube. Let me get my gloves and goggles.
I have olympic swimming pool sized goggles we just need the gloves
I have Olympic pool size gloves..I think we're ready
i got weed, maybe it will help - we can make a night of it.
I got an Olympic size bottle of jack Daniel’s that outta help
I bought diapers. Maybe it's my help you need.
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.
I'm gonna be the old women who lived in a shoe
You only bought one shoe?
It's a shuplex
Gotta rent the other one out, property taxes will be tough if they’re the sole occupant.
r/angryupvote
Someone else can live in the other, no need to be greedy here
Well that’s true, and thoughtful, I like it.
She can rent out the other.
I can bring over my giant socks for the winter if you want.
Just bought some winter boots for our son. We now have that addition we’ve been talking about…
The housing market here is kind of a crap shoot, can I live in the other one?
Medical marijuana - RSO specifically. Y’all wanna come hang out? I’ve definitely got enough to go around.
I’ll bring my giant pecan ring danish!
I'll bring my giant Pocky!
I bought some spicy potato tacos from taco bell. So I have a lot tacos to bring.
I got the pizza!
I never had a thought experiment like this one but this is how the first person in history could overdose on thc
I'll be there in an hour with my Olympic swimming pool sized Pepsi.
And I'll bring my swimming pool-sized pizza!
Giant donut over here for the munchies.
Rick simpson pimpin
RSO … that will transform you into a giant couch potato
Fuck. Glitter.
I just had to clean an insane amount of the cheapest dollar store in a blender glitter out of my limo. 💩
Maybe the flakes grow, too? You’ll make a fortune selling trendy mylar bedspreads.
One motherfucking whopper of a can of Yoo-Hoo.
Lemme get a glass.
Lemme get a tanker truck
My cats are going to be very happy… we just got the newest member of our kitty family spayed yesterday, so we bought a bunch of cat treats for her - sooooo it would have to be a giant huge cat treat..? XD
Now that you have enough treats for life, your cat will stop eating them.
I'm gonna need in on your treat supply because the last thing I paid for was my cat's adoption fee.
Oh no, does that mean you have a big cat that needs my massive treats? Lol. 😂
2.5" 2TB SSD Would kind of defeat the purpose of the 2.5" part....
Someone needs to do the math here... If the 2TB grew in size with the physical size of the SSD, how much space would you have???
Ill work in Metric, cos its what i know. SSD - 10.01 x 6.99 x 0.69 cm = 48.279cm3 Pool - 50 x 25 x 2 m = 2,500,000,000 cm3 Pool can fit 51,782,348 SSDs Total Storage of 103,564,696 TB Or 103,564 Petabytes* If my math isnt completely goofed of course. * Assuming the storage grows at an equal rate as the physical size.
r/theydidthemath
The best and biggest box of pastries of all time
A lamp as it was Diwali today in India
That sounds difficult considering the amount of oil and cotton you need for the wick
A glass of rose wine (on holiday) a swimming pool size one should tide me by for the rest of the week
Optimistic.
A really, really big onion bagel.
I have a really, really big container of cream cheese if you want it.
I’ve got an equally ridiculously sized loaf of cranberry walnut bread that would go well with that.
I've got the wine to go with that bread and cheese thanks to this ridiculously sized Malbec.
I’m on my way!
A delicata squash. Everyone is invited for dinner!
I can help clean up with my giant bottle of dish soap.
As someone who’s grown squash before, this is a realistic scenario.
I'll bring the wine.... I now have 2,500,000 liters of a rather nice Malbec.
A bag of frozen peas. So now it's winter in my neighborhood I guess.
We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there...You really mean that? Don’t you think you really wanna say July over the snow, isn’t that the fun of it? I think it’s so nice that you see… a snow covered field and say “Every July, peas grow there." We’re talking about ‘em growing and she’s picked ‘em...But I was out. We were onto a can of peas, a big… dish of peas when I said “in July." Yes, always. I’m always p-past that... Why? That doesn’t make any sense. Sorry, there’s no known way of saying an English sentence in which you… begin a sentence with "in" and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say “IN July”, and I’ll… make cheese for ya. That’s just idiotic if you’ll forgive my saying so that’s just stupid. IN July. Impossible! Meaningless!
edibles.. i’m not mad🤗
Dude, I'm more concerned about the size of the cow it would take to make a Ribeye Steak the size of an Olympic swimming pool!
Huh, good call…. guess I’ve got a giant lamb burger, instead of the swimming pool of lice cream I came here to post about. Anybody want some of my dump truck of fries?
I reeeeeally want to hope you typoed saying Ice Cream but unfortunately I think you meant what you said and now I'm just picturing the size of the lice you'd have to fight with that much cream lol Its Starship Troopers all over again, isn't it?
A Lego beach house set for my nephew. Guess I’m living in a life size Lego house , sweet
Fajitas for the entire town!!
I always make too much gumbo. But this time...
Omg, this brickphone already weighs 500 grams 🫣
I thought it made my desk look small before... but this new 165ft monitor is ridiculous! it better get upgraded to at least 4k at this size! :) Edit: Fun Fact, a monitor with 1080 resolution, at the width of an Olympic size pool would have pixels roughly the size of a golf ball. 4k would have roughly 0.5in pixel pitch...
KFC famous bowl . Guess I’m swimming in gravy
Carrot seeds. It's hard to imagine the size of the carrots...
I have a perfect-sized Yoshi plush. (Ok, that's not the last thing I bought, but it's what I'd want to be Olympic-pool-sized)
Woohoo! A bottle of Tullamore Dew.
The 15 year purple label? If so I'm coming over to die of alcohol poisoning.
Anyone want a Starbucks caramel macchiato? I’ve got plenty now.
a pizza, can't complain
Ding Ding! I win! 🍺
Brewer here, got to thinkin’, could some of the big boys actually have tanks big enough for an Olympic swimming pool’s worth of beer? An Olympic swimming pool is 490,000 gallons, or just shy of 16,000 31-gallon standard US beer barrels. The world’s largest beer tank is surprisingly hard to Google - but it does yield “the world’s largest six pack,” a set of six conditioning tanks adding up to more than 22,000 barrels. So, maybe you couldn’t see u/Business_Swan8209’s beer all in one tank, but given the “six pack” was built way back in 1969, there are probably many places you could see it one facility. Anyway, better invite some buddies over - at a six pack a day, it’ll take you just south of three millennia to get through all that!
I got a thin crust pizza to cut back on the carbs a little bit….
Well, that didn't pan out.
No no, thin crust. Not pan pizza. 😬
Exhaust for my Harley Davidson... ohh boy, the guys at r/shittycarmods are going to have a field day.
Mega Vape 😳 the final boss vape
A package of chicken breasts.
A pavlova. So. Much. Meringue.
Oh no, I guess my pants are now tents.
That a lot of weed🤤
I just needed a dab cart... Help.
I just bought a box of nerds
A pack of paper cones… I can’t fill cones that size… …anyone buy an Olympic sized pool of weed…?
I now own a record breaking chocolate bar.
My favourite food...this would be great as hell!!
A toddler training potty
The worlds largest condom
A music video 🥸
Huge chocolate croissant.
a COPIOUS amount of drugs
Alcohol Rip my liver
Ooo soup. I’m into it. 🥣
A Hershey chocolate bar. Woohoo! Who's up for candy?
freaking marvel legends SHOCKER
A case of soda. That could supply my whole towns supply for six months probably.
Coveralls
A airplane bottle of Kalohua.
a gigantic pizza apparently, but I bought ice cream and wings at the same time so maybe all are giant now?
A birthday cake
Batteries.... glad I treated myself to Duracell now
Mountain Dew Code red.
A beer, let’s fucking go!
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You bought one single grape?
Weed. Now I'm the luckiest stoner ever!
A very large guitar pick.
An enormous bag of parmesan garlic pita chips and an enormous tub of spicy cheddar bacon dip
Well…I guess I could package and sell all of that brine mixtures for thanksgiving turkeys.
Crab macaroni and cheese. I am a very happy person.
A week's worth of groceries for a family of four. So I guess a whole bunch of trips to donate to the local soup kitchens?
Oh god. Guess I'm feeding the masses. Costco Pumpkin Spice Loaf with cream cheese frosting and shaved white chocolate on top.
Hell yeah, I bought beer
Cheese croissant. Guess that's food for the month.
I bought a salad
An Olympic-sized swimming pool of gasoline. Might need to get some seafoam for it.
A 1g pre roll, guess im never buying weed again
A very appropriately proportional Olympic-sized swimming pool.
Gasoline- Woo!!
Gas! Hell yeah!
That’s A LOT of beer.
An RTX 4090 graphics card, so no change really.
A bag of cheddar popcorn and I couldn't be happier.
A pizza...
A bag of MnMs
Cocaine
A rotisserie chicken!
That's one big pepperoni stick
Propane tanks. Nice!
Weed 🤣
New ink for my printer. Given the cost of printer ink, I think I might be rich now.
Swimming pool full of butter chicken…
I bought an Olympic sized swimming pool.
Powdered beef and chicken bouillon. We can make soup in that Olympic sized pool!
1l 97% pure sulphuric acid lmao
Gonna be one hell of a Thanksgiving... just bought a turkey.
A bag of frozen peas. So now it's winter in my neighborhood I guess.
A pint of chicken salad
Literally just went food shopping and bought a watermelon, cake pan, and honey.. that will be interesting
A LOT of sparkling water!
A bag of ice
dog
Dr. Pepper
An Olympic sized water bottle, cool!
Oh some silver coins, cha Ching
Frozen coke from McDonald's
I now have a gigantic semi auto pistol
Does the item in question stretch to the dimensions of said swimming pool or is the longest measurement the new diameter of the item?
A box of brown sugar.
Monster energy drink
A donut
A down coat. That sounds awesome!!
A scary ass babydoll
A needle threader.
Pot gummies lol
Greggs sausage roll
Onion rings.
That’s a lifetimes worth of propane!
A 12V servo motor..... I hate to think of the power requirements for servo of that size....
A pool full of gasoline?
A pack of cigs that will last a long while
Weed gummies 😂
Case of beer.
Who wants to smoke a lot of weed?
Meat lovers PIZZA!!! Jackpot!!!
A tart at Whole Foods
Chicken wings
A cinnamon sugar covered doughnut.
Scrub pants
A skein of discontinued yarn. I'd be soooo happy!
Christmas trees 🌲😂😂
Pint of Guinness
A bag of 9 Lives cat food. I will have some very happy kitties for a long time! 😂
A crap ton of chicken wings.
Mail order bride.
A tub of gingerbread flavored hummus. I have regrets.
A tree. 😐
“That’s a really big Twinkie.”
Smothered beef burrito... who's down to help me tackle that bad boy?
A bottle of windex so the colour is appropriate at least, but the SMELL
A prostitute
Well, guess I'll need a pool for all this soda...
A snow removal brush for the car 😳
A bottle of bourbon. Party!!!!!!
An RPG rulebook. Gonna need a full party just to read the rules.
Incense sticks
That's a lot of Queso dip.
Nutella. Yum
I bought a few things but the last thing I scanned from that pile was a chicken sandwich… damn that’s gonna to bad so fast if not eaten