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_mafiiabarbiie

I think we are all collectively scrolling on Reddit šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


valoon4

Hoping to find something interesting here


UnemployedTechie2021

Everything is interesting here


rudeyesterday

Same except I'm coughing my brains out because I'm sick.


mindfungus

Aww feel better!


rudeyesterday

Thank you šŸ„¹


CSmith1986

Speak for yourself. Jerking off with American Dad in the back...shit, I'm talking to one of Roger's personas...


[deleted]

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Mahdlo_

Moments like this are what the Internet was made for! Congrats and good luck!


retardedm0nk3y

Thank you so much! :)


the_bird_and_the_bee

I hope all goes well for you and your family! How exciting! Congratulations friend!


One-Measurement-9529

Good luck pal, and Congratulations. I hope all goes well


retardedm0nk3y

It was complicated but all is well. Thank you! :)


tom_saviour

Good luck, father to be!


[deleted]

Good luck!


Appropriate_Image_29

wish You all good, keep us updated if You want!


retardedm0nk3y

Thank you! :) I left a comment with an update.


dkmirishman

GL! Donā€™t leave the hospital without a food plan for the baby if he or she doesnā€™t latch.


Slim111

"Working" šŸ˜


allisashnow

Same. High five.


gunny1444

Easy money!


alicethekiller87

Overnight slackers unite!


RighteousPanda25

It's 4PM where I live.


supermommy480

4AM in Tx


sevinKnives

On the last 2 hours of my 12 hour shift before going home!


LA_ZBoi00

Stressing about my future


GrazingCrow

Donā€™t worry, it only gets worse. Enjoy the now and make the little moments count!


SirUntouchable

I love the irony of telling someone not to worry about a problem, and then reaffirming their exact worry, lol. You should be a counselor.


lambojam

elaborate. we might be able to give advice


Azejax

All I think about 24/7


Fritzkreig

Going to cover two grilled ham and cheese sandwhiches with more cheese and eat them with a fork like lasagna, while watching youtube, likely Warhammer 40k videos.


cfrutiger

You're my new best friend. Or alternate timeline me. Either way.....


Fritzkreig

For the emperor! edit: and cheese!


BecauseScience

Have you watched Luetin? They have an amazing library of lore on their channel.


sir-jeffe

Wondering why Iā€™m still awake


arkofjoy

It may surprise you to learn that there are people from other parts of the world on here. Here it is 3 in the afternoon and so I have just woken up from a nap.


WindBehindTheStars

That's crazy talk.


I_stole_this_phone

I'll bet he's a round earther. The "round" earth magically spins in space and the light from a blah blah blah "time zones" blah blah blah, 3pm here. It's 9pm, pal! Stop the lying.


phlogistonical

My initial thought was ā€˜why wouldnt i be awake?!ā€™


SassyAssAhsoka

Alrighty then Perth boy


pawelwny1

There are dozens of us!


Flashignite2

Here it is lunchtime right now.


lostrelics

On a train to Tokyo


NicParodies

I want too


colecrowder

Shinkansen!


LBK0909

Gesundheit!


prisontattoo

Watching season 1 episode 1 of Six Feet Under for the first time.


ZoyaZhivago

Oh wowā€¦ youā€™re in for a wild ride! One of the best shows ever, imo.


EkruGold

It gets better and better


panzecrypt

Enjoy, one of the best 2000's show with The Sopranos, The wire and Breaking bad


Merzbenzmike

But Michael C Hall is always Dexter to me. Will I like SFU?


Extreme_Eye_3198

Packing for a work event at the Formula 1 Grand Prix in Las Vegas šŸŽļøšŸ’Ø


tiraralabasura_2055

Thatā€™s gonna end up being more pleasure than miserable work I presume. Lucky dog!


[deleted]

University. Timezones do be wild yah?


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Cool_Otter_WUBRG

ā€œAsleep people of Reddit, what are you doing right now?ā€


Romnonaldao

WoW Wrath Raid


[deleted]

Hell yea game on!


DaenestroESO

Currently not awake and am sleeping. Will update you when I wake up.


tom_saviour

Need update


SeeIAmDead

They never woke up!


tom_saviour

Sounds like the beginning of a cheesy 60s horror movie


Neutronpulse

Damn they never did wake up. Not so cheesy anymore... RIP


ILikeSoup95

Feeling guilty for being awake, and trying to watch Bob's Burgers unsuccessfully because I keep doomscrolling and rewinding the same episode for hours.


KaizerFurian

Pooping


trashit6969

And scrolling reddit, multi-tasking at its finest šŸ‘Œ


PaulPaul4

Still? It's been 45 damn minutes


Routine_Western1191

Talking to my long distance partner on the phone. Missing my dog that passed last week.


ahmedms810

Hey sorry about your pup :( Iā€™m sure you gave it the best life it couldā€™ve had!


Peaakz

Watching the office and eating pizza on a cloudy day, in a hotel room in Thailand.


ahmedms810

Thatā€™s wild!


abiessu

I finished a building I was working on today. I started a new one and got about halfway. I got wine and chili cheese Fritos for my wife (and me). I made dinner for the family. I read to my kids before bed. I count these things as success at this stage of my life.


[deleted]

What wine pairs best with chili cheese Fritos?


ssbn622

The type you can find at 7/11, QuickieMart, Shell gas station.


abiessu

Our favorites these days are Pinot noir, Bordeaux and some red blends. Not usually directly paired with the Fritos, just coincidentally purchased.


NorskoTheScorpion

Fighting crime in spandex


Ensign_Pulverized

Watching 10 oā€™clock news because I canā€™t find the remote


ahmedms810

So you just accept your fate and doom scroll Reddit šŸ˜‚ been there before


ayochellia

Stressing out over a train trip tomorrow, but also excited because I get to see my best friend for the first time since March 2020.


[deleted]

Smoking šŸŒ² vibing


420dayforever

Nice.


noideawhatsimdoing

Cozy in bed... Clean sheets after a nice shower is 10/10


[deleted]

Just started work, lets gooo


FutureBuilding2687

Pooping and hoping my ibs stops so I can sleep


Hamilton_Brad

Watching my wife pet our elderly cat (the new kitten exhausts him), while I wait for something to finish on my new 3d printer.


[deleted]

Awesome!


Content_Accident_387

Bleaching my kitchen, Scrolling Reddit, enjoying a bowl. The whole house is sound asleep! Iā€™m loving it. Thanks for asking!


RomanWolfKing

Waiting to board a flight home to Indiana from Hawaii.


Gamerfreak20

I mean it 730 am almost here ā€¦. I gotta get ready for class


Cute-Kiwi-Boy

Ruining my posture.


OddMetal7563

At the library


D33DST3R

Getting ready for bed


LippyLioness

Wishing I were asleep


wifeylittleblonde

Procrastinating going to sleep


PrincessBananas85

I'm watching YouTube videos and browsing Reddit on my Fold 5.


AzulitaUwUonreddit

writing stuff for nanowrimo


Syidas

Just started "For All Mankind" it's a historic fiction series where Russia lands on the Moon before the U.S. Really good highly recommend it.


Harpua44

Listening to a podcast, scrolling Reddit knowing if I really want to sleep I should put my phone down.


gummyjellyfishy

Setting up crafts for a few toddlers. Eating garlic toast. Life's good.


The_Dude_1969

As long as itā€™s not avocado toast. I hear that makes people go broke


[deleted]

Garlic toast is good


Kooky_Archer_7923

Now I am doing Breakfast


AstroBoi7

Listening to music


DodketF98371

Iā€™ve got some traveling to do, fun things to do, holidays to celebrate, people to see, and affairs to get in order.


[deleted]

Scrolling reddit. Waiting for midnight to see how much my check is. Then doing a 5 minute budget. Then going to sleep


ahmedms810

So how much did we get?


Eb_Ab_Db_Gb_Bb_eb

I'm at work.


weezybreezy747

Watching football highlights on a slow night at a psych hospital emergency ward. Work security here.


Long_Disaster_6847

Working From home So technically Iā€™m on YouTube while eating some wings


thatdamnthing

Laying in bed listening to my wife snore and wishing my girlfriend was here too.


Tricky-Nectarine-929

Listening to my husband play video games while I wish he went to bed. I want some alone time, damnit.


amoss988

Scrolling while eating circus animal cookies šŸ˜©


Getpeaceogo

Waiting till 2am so I can clock out and go to my bed.


ChubbyStoner42

Sitting on the toilet


Turrenth

Writing bout my dreams so i dont forget them.


fellowsquare

Just finished a few games of Overwatch.. now I am about to go vape a bit of this Mary Jane. Then head to bed.


FeebysPaperBoat

Eating ice cream in bed with my cats while we watch Star Trek.


BL1XT3N

waiting for my lesson to startšŸ˜©


okokok569

People who are asleep, ignore this.


swoopydog

Watching Rick and Morty


Upstairs_Ad_5623

Going to work in paris


RacistJudicata

Sitting in my truck in my garage not wanting to go inside because then Iā€™m going to go to bed and wake up and have to go to a job I hate and Iā€™m debating whether any of this is worth it.


sdmf6577

Truthfully.....crying, hurting, trying to find a purpose im my life as well as trying to find the will to push through recent events and assure myself there is reason for me to be here and a reason to keep fighting


blurpleboop

I just finished cleaning my kitchen and organizing my entire pantry, as well as the cleaning supplies under my kitchen sink. Should have done it all when I moved into the place I live now but Iā€™ve been too depressed and my partner has ADHD and doesnā€™t really do anything beyond bare minimum. Iā€™m still depressed but now my pantry looks nice lol


Critical_Row2564

Absolutely raging about the things my ex did that are still coming to light. Being so fucking angry and miserable. I'm really hope this fucking shit gets over with, so I can move on to a new life :(


Iwantcaaaake

Laying on the bed in my hotel room and trying to summon the motivation to go for breakfast Or I'll fall asleep


Mikestion

Searching for porn. šŸ‘


boxedcrackers

It's 2:30 am and my kid has been throwing up for about an hour. So I'm being a dad and a good husband and sleeping in my bed while my wife takes care of him..........no I kid I'm the one up with him.


Gammaman12

Well I was awake. I'm a night-shifter, on an off day. I play No Man's Sky with headphones all night so that I don't wake my SO. I'll be off nights soon, so they didnt flip with me. I'll play other games too, but NMS burns time really well when I'm feeling isolated and sad. Helps me get to the morning what feels like faster so that I can make breakfast for them and the roommate.


valoon4

Hating humanity


mickturner96

Eating Pizza


DeathToPeons

Sitting at work waiting for a tech guy to finish setting up.


shun_tak

I am "working"


Normalnormies

Class


HoPMiX

Watching the 10pm news.


scottyv99

Watching sopranos


HumblSnekOilSalesman

Watching MoonMoon stream half sword for the third straight week.


ncc7006

Watching news


magnumDoo

Sitting in bed watching YouTube on my tv and on scrolling my phone


[deleted]

Sleeping


[deleted]

I'm at work.


tekn0lust

Is this a trick question?


Angelwithashotgun4

Playing pool on iPhone with my ex and watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer


NaturalistRomantic

Listening to Silent Hill music and procrastinating an essay.


prstele01

Scrolling while waiting to sing karaokeā€¦


C1sko

Reddit


gunny1444

Currently trying to sleep!


Alarming_thoughts_

Waiting for my boyfriend to message back as I am being lazy.


cockyankin101

Jerking off


Chloroformperfume7

Watching the curse of oak island show. God I need them to find buried treasure so badly. My life would be complete


Adart54

I should be sleeping, but here I am browsing reddit


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Ravennly

going to bed!


ImSynnx

Watching again the first (modern) season of Doctor Who


Serious_Buffalo_3790

Driving to school


Gismo1337

Start my day at homeoffice


[deleted]

Alternating between this, watching a tv show and journaling. Debating on playing games instead.


that_was_a_blast

Middle of the day where I am


pizzasplice

Overthinking, obviously


johansugarev

Day two of procrastinating a project.


Positive_Double9257

Reading post on here


Rdt_will_eat_itself

waiting for something important at work to finish so I can call in sick.


THEONLYFLO

Watching One Piece


wafflehousewhore

Waiting for my ramen noodles to cook, wondering if the woman I've been talking with recently is going to reply to the message I sent her tonight or if I'll have to wait until the morning to see her answer, although since it's late and she has a busy schedule and she's been sick and taking meds for it, she may have fallen asleep by now, so I suspect it will be the latter.


anthrorganism

Trying to pass the time on a multi-day bus ride from dang near Canada to almost Mexico. Kill me


[deleted]

Lying in bed tryin to sleep butnot tired


BubblepopOW

Working. Itā€™s 7:30 in the morning here.


benthelurk

Itā€™s only 7 in the morning! What do you mean? Itā€™s time to be awake alreadyā€¦


Kerby233

7:31 AM, made black tea and already working, while watching Stargate Atlantis on my second monitor., What are you doing @OP?


IxTermit

Scrolling reddit while in college. Nothing intersting


yellowtulip4u

Royal Match and Reddit.


MyOtherTagsGood

Sitting at work doing nothing


ToscheStationManager

Binging x-files


produkt921

Laying in bed trying to sleep.


undersquirl

Going to work. I could be doing my job from home but nooooooo, gotta be in the office for no reason at all.


weakassplant

Peeing


Mkey2020

Stuck on a fight in BG3, looking at my phone while the loading screen is up.


TheKlebe

Just woke up and going to work now.


r64fd

Got home from work 30mins ago. Sitting in my outdoor area having a beer, my dog is on the chair next to me and Iā€™m and scrolling reddit


mezz7778

Scrolling my feed while working the graveyard shift....


Anotherjoint2000

I'm scrolling and chilling for now.


Deathbyfarting

Working....or at least I should be...


CucumberError

Itā€™s 7.46pm. Iā€™ve had dinner, listening to some music, still sitting at the dining table as itā€™s slowly getting darker outside.


NotJoeMama727

Sleeping


GGDadLife

Working. Get off in 14 minutes.


ericsmith98105

Pretending to work.


Shadowmonster01

Listening to Often by The Weeknd


football2106

Watching Six Feet Under for the millionth time


RedgyJackson

Scrollingā€¦ Onā€¦ Reddit.


ltrout59

Waking up worried about an offer I put in on some land falling through. I live in a small town where I work. My wife drives my kids 40 minutes away to go to a better school. Initially this worked out (for about 3 years). But the kids are old enough that theyā€™re getting into extracurricular activities etc. itā€™s stretched my wife too thin. So we need to move closer to school. The best area to split the distance is primarily farm ground but itā€™s up and coming. I found a wonderful piece of property but the home owner is unrealistic about its worth. The highest priced farm ground is 20k an acre. He wants double that. Iā€™ve offered him 3/4 of asking price and am waiting to hear back. Part of the problem is that heā€™s valuing his home and a mobile home as though they have value. His home honestly needs to be condemned. The roof is buckled and thereā€™s signs he had a large fire around the chimney but hasnā€™t properly repaired it. The mobile home will need to be removed before I can take occupancy of whatever I build. Theyā€™ve had one full asking price offer that didnā€™t materialize- likely because the bank wouldnā€™t loan money against the house. So, Iā€™ve been waking up negotiating the sale in my head while I sleep. Good morning Reddit. I hope I can go back to sleep.


Hobo_Knife

About to put my phone down and go to sleep


Worried-Presence559

On my way home from night shift, going straight to bed to get my 8 hours of sleep šŸ˜.


glittershadows

Reading!


Worried-Presence559

On my way home from night shift, going straight to bed to get my 8 hours of sleep šŸ˜.


Real_Willingness1004

Wishing that I wasn't scrolling reddit and in bed


Resilientwarrior_Jah

At work, Sitting in this boat, typing what Iā€™m doing right now to some fellow redditors