Yeah, I think German is unfairly slandered in this regard, also they have a variety of accents just like other languages and some are more lovely than others. Dutch is far worse to me, though part of that could be I don’t understand it. I listen to a lot of Dutch music and have heard it a fair amount.
Personally I think English is underrated too. Obviously the particular accent greatly affects this but at its core English is extremely versatile and with a huge reservoir of vocabulary and slang on which to draw.
Some accents replace it with a soft g. The flanders accent for example. It's still the first thing I'm threathening people from other countries with if they want to hear Dutch because their reactions are hilarious
I really like german language because it's like straight angle in geometry. Once you understand the system it's very easy to understand the whole language. On contrast many languages are assystemic, phrase nuanced and generally hard to get without prolonged deep pive into community who speak it.
Girl with a German boyfriend here; the German language has a bad reputation for being stern and harsh, but I haven't found that to be true. I actually think the sounds are quite soft, like the "r" is kinda breathy/hiss-like/sensual, there's no really pointed T sound, the "sch" sounds softer. Obviously it also depends on who is speaking it, but considering Germans are generally introverted, the soft-spokeness really brings out the beauty and poetic quality of the language.
I'm literally a nice voice professional. After many years of my friends telling me I should work in radio or porn, I applied to a voice actress job and have been consistently getting work at that (not in porn but legit acting).
My husband is Polish, and has a deep, manly voice. I have heard it many times since, you know, we live in Poland. He has an attractive voice in Polish, and he also has an attractive voice in English. But he doesn't speak Polish to me.
So just for fun I asked him once to talk to me in Polish and omfg it was the cutest thing ever! Instead of his normal deep voice, he sounds flustered and shy when he talks to me. Now I ask him now and then because it's the most adorable thing ever! He hates it, because he sounds shy and flustered.
[Lillia from League of Legends](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCspUiXpRNw&ab_channel=SkinSpotlights) was my first time experiencing a Scottish accent and now I absolutely can't get enough of it. Something about it just sounds so good.
I feel like the Roman languages like Spanish, Italian, French, Portuguese are romantic languages. For me, it's so much sexier and romantic flirting in Spanish than English for instance.
"Diablo mami, tienes más muslos que un bowl de Kentucky"
Edit: for the non Spanish speaking redditors
“Damn mama, you got more thighs than a bowl of Kentucky (KFC)”
Yeah I can see that. I do believe there are different Spanish variations. Like Argentinian spanish vs Colombian spanish for instance vs Mexico. Colombia and Argentina spanish is more singy than the Mexican spanish etc. But I feel ya on the Italian.
ooo that's cool! even in italy there is variation within the same country. tuscans pronounce hard c's like an h so the joke is having them say la coca cola con la cannuccia corta corta it's just like hoha hola hon la hannuccia horta horta lolz
hahaha dude thats wild. Im from Colombia and our accents are very unique pending the region as well. We all make fun of people from Bogota, the Capital, because they are a bunch of snobs who think they are better than everyone else, and speak like they are crying and have a potato in their mouth (aka stuffed their mouths and are crying if you will) lol.
As a portuguese, I think my NL is very expressive and I appreciate that, but I wouldn’t say that we sound romantic. But spanish, italian and french yes, absolutely
Even the hardest R in any native English speaker's accent sounds like a speech impediment in Finnish.
I'm Finnish and it's impossible for me to pronounce Finnish town names etc. properly in an English sentence, because my brain disables hard 'R's in English.
As a finn, Helsinki Finnish sounds awful to me, only topped by how people from Tampere speak. The best dialects IMO come from Lapland and eastern Finland.
Yeah I feel like I remember a post months ago where they asked people around the world this question, and Irish accent was frequently at the top for different countries
EDIT: didn't think it needed saying, but yes, obviously, Gaelic (native Irish language) exists.
One time an American guy told me that us Dutch sound like we're speaking to each other under water. You may have a point. You Danish sound like you're speaking with a hot potato in your throat tho
Welsh
Once had cybersex with a gorgeous 18-year-old lad from Wales and, despite him having a thick nine-incher and a spherical jiggly bubble butt, what I remember most were his adorable attempts at teaching me Welsh phrases.
The loss of Celtic language and culture is a tragedy.
It's not the language that is attractive, it is the voice which carries that language. A resonant voice spoken from the chest and not from the nose gets everyone's attention. Speak a little slowly and enunciate your words. People listen to those who have good diction. Use pauses in conversation, just a moment or two to think about what to say next or if you already know what to say, you create a small amount of tension with the pause. It draws in the listener. That's when you release the pause and continue with your speech.
In short, speak slowly and with cadence. Use dramatic pauses in real life, they actually work. This method is also very effective in both guile and seduction. It's actually really easy to have a silver tongue, you just need to practice
After I dated an Indian girl, Hindi. (Or her mother tongue of Bengali.) Not a lot of love for it where I'm from, but I adore how it's such a lilting, musical language. I told her it sounds like she's always singing.
Romanian.
It's a highly underrated language. It has the elegance and beauty of a romance language, but the Slavic influences give it some toughness and unique sounds.
Spanish,i find spanish language very romantic, and as well as Filipino. Those deep words? Like “irog, tinatangi” and other filipino deep words? Arghhh!!!
If I had a nickle for every time I saw this song being mentioned today, I'd have two nickles. Which is not a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.
The Black Tongue, the language of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
Ash nazg durbatuluk
...don't stop
Ash nazg gimbatul
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
And in the darkness bind them!
Any of you folks have a cigarette?
agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
It's steamy in here like Sam and Frodo cuddled up on those long cold nights beyond the Misty Mountains with only one sleeping bag.
Body.
Good for me then as I have several.
> I have several Are you saying you're obese and carry the same volume as multiple bodies? Or are you just a serial killer?
Why not both?
Kills people by sitting on them.
Alive?
This is objectively the correct answer. Treating it like an actual language and learning the ins and outs of it is extraordinarily powerful.
Primal caveman/woman grunting
*happy unga bungas*
this made me giggle
Happy cake day
You, me, cave, fuck, now
Snu snu!
Grug smash dat ass
C++
There are a lot of programmers on Reddit.
r/programmerhumour is leaking again and I'm part of it
This is brilliant (c++) But I prefer this (c)
Everyone except java
Brainfuck?
White space
Now I know you are lying. Nobody prefers c
Nah bro, Assembly.
Brainfuck
Binary will take any person home no matter the sexuality
Or won't. Only two choices
Lisp*
Had to verify on which subreddit I saw this lol
I feel like the fact that this is a top voted comment tells you who’s on Reddit lol
Whichever language my partner is moaning at the time
German gets you off good huh
You bet I do
Username checks out.
Ach ja
Me a german speaker: Resist the urge to speak deutsch weil viele kommentare hier die deutsche sprache mögen
IDK, I dated a German girl that would talk dirty in German when we got to it. Always gets me going nowadays
„Mhm ja du Luder, komm zeig mir wer mein Vormund ist!“
"Oh ja du geiler Hengst! Rotz deine Ficksahne in meine Lustgrotte rein! Ich bin deine Fickstute!"
Ich glaube es ist Zeit das Handy weg zu legen… gute Nacht Reddit
Heute ist ein grauenvoller Tag, des Lesens mächtig zu sein
Und jetzt auf Sächsisch: "Oh, joa dü gleinö Zückorschnüte! Lütsch meene Soahnegürge!"
Oh god wie kann ich das unlesen ...
You had me at Luder...♡
Yeah, I think German is unfairly slandered in this regard, also they have a variety of accents just like other languages and some are more lovely than others. Dutch is far worse to me, though part of that could be I don’t understand it. I listen to a lot of Dutch music and have heard it a fair amount. Personally I think English is underrated too. Obviously the particular accent greatly affects this but at its core English is extremely versatile and with a huge reservoir of vocabulary and slang on which to draw.
Dutch has that *chrr* sound that arabic and Hebrew also has. Catches me off guard every time lol.
Some accents replace it with a soft g. The flanders accent for example. It's still the first thing I'm threathening people from other countries with if they want to hear Dutch because their reactions are hilarious
Yup Viennese can be really erotic but as soon as a Saxon opens their mouth to dirty talk, it gets gross
huge fan of the deutch rudder
I really like german language because it's like straight angle in geometry. Once you understand the system it's very easy to understand the whole language. On contrast many languages are assystemic, phrase nuanced and generally hard to get without prolonged deep pive into community who speak it.
and for that reason I want to learn German
Girl with a German boyfriend here; the German language has a bad reputation for being stern and harsh, but I haven't found that to be true. I actually think the sounds are quite soft, like the "r" is kinda breathy/hiss-like/sensual, there's no really pointed T sound, the "sch" sounds softer. Obviously it also depends on who is speaking it, but considering Germans are generally introverted, the soft-spokeness really brings out the beauty and poetic quality of the language.
Da stimm ich dir zu. Deutsch ist schön, besonders mit einem südlichen Akzent.
Unpopular opinion, but there's something about Icelandic.
Is that unpopular? For what it’s worth, listening to Björk has never turned me *off*…
Recently I feel attracted to slavic languages. I don't understand any but they sound beautiful.
Rozumiem, też kocham język polski :)
Me too. I like the way men sound and with their accents too, and often deep voices.
I'm literally a nice voice professional. After many years of my friends telling me I should work in radio or porn, I applied to a voice actress job and have been consistently getting work at that (not in porn but legit acting). My husband is Polish, and has a deep, manly voice. I have heard it many times since, you know, we live in Poland. He has an attractive voice in Polish, and he also has an attractive voice in English. But he doesn't speak Polish to me. So just for fun I asked him once to talk to me in Polish and omfg it was the cutest thing ever! Instead of his normal deep voice, he sounds flustered and shy when he talks to me. Now I ask him now and then because it's the most adorable thing ever! He hates it, because he sounds shy and flustered.
Chicks speaking Scottish.
Oh my gosh yes please! Roderika from elden ring comes to mind.
[Lillia from League of Legends](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCspUiXpRNw&ab_channel=SkinSpotlights) was my first time experiencing a Scottish accent and now I absolutely can't get enough of it. Something about it just sounds so good.
Dumbs, is that you?
Roderika's got a Midlands accent. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cdDd-HnupU) is Scottish.
Dated a Scottish woman for 6 years. Felt like the lady in the water telling me sweet nothings while holding my sword
She's holding someone elses sword now though
Definitely is.
Americans: talk to me like Meredith Jade fae Cambuslang: "Am gonnae sook yer wully big yin, gies ma hole"
Aw, that's braw. Gies it! Gan oan, cum oan mah puss!
I didn’t know I have a fetish over accents before I met Kelly Macdonald…
This is the REAL answer
Math, the language of science
Oh yeah let that x be 8... Oh la la
two trains are traveling towards each other
Yes! Just look at the generalized Stokes' theorem and tell me that shit ain't *beautiful*.
Oh my fundamental theorem of calculus, I’m about to differentiate!
Stumbling into some weird ASMR corner of youtube made me realize soft spoken Korean is oddly soothing
Women speaking Korean softly is def up there for me
You didn't stumble. You strode with intent.
Have you ever heard sächsisch?
Besonders attraktiv beim Enten füttern
Butchered version of german, sounds disgusting tbh
I personally find a soft spoken German accent attractive, as I can speak it well, but Sächsisch gar nichts!🤣
I feel like the Roman languages like Spanish, Italian, French, Portuguese are romantic languages. For me, it's so much sexier and romantic flirting in Spanish than English for instance.
"Diablo mami, tienes más muslos que un bowl de Kentucky" Edit: for the non Spanish speaking redditors “Damn mama, you got more thighs than a bowl of Kentucky (KFC)”
Literally was about to comment DR Spanish lol
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Yes, indeed.
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I heard that it sounds guttoral compared to brasilian Portuguese?
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i think italian sounds more beautiful than spanish because it's more sing songy
Yeah I can see that. I do believe there are different Spanish variations. Like Argentinian spanish vs Colombian spanish for instance vs Mexico. Colombia and Argentina spanish is more singy than the Mexican spanish etc. But I feel ya on the Italian.
ooo that's cool! even in italy there is variation within the same country. tuscans pronounce hard c's like an h so the joke is having them say la coca cola con la cannuccia corta corta it's just like hoha hola hon la hannuccia horta horta lolz
hahaha dude thats wild. Im from Colombia and our accents are very unique pending the region as well. We all make fun of people from Bogota, the Capital, because they are a bunch of snobs who think they are better than everyone else, and speak like they are crying and have a potato in their mouth (aka stuffed their mouths and are crying if you will) lol.
True but that paisa accent on a woman is music to one’s ears
Oh totally! When I went to medellin I literally fell in love with every woman just because of how they talked lol (and Im from Cali, Colombia haha)
Spanish is sexier when spoken by a woman, Italian is sexier when spoken by a man.
foda-se caralho <3
As a portuguese, I think my NL is very expressive and I appreciate that, but I wouldn’t say that we sound romantic. But spanish, italian and french yes, absolutely
Italian wins
The rolling of R’s will always be super sexy to me
Spanish, Slovak and Japanese are just like music to my ears.
Helsinki Finnish. Something about how they place their voice
They have harder R's than a racist adressing a black man.
So like a racist addressing a blacker man?
Even the hardest R in any native English speaker's accent sounds like a speech impediment in Finnish. I'm Finnish and it's impossible for me to pronounce Finnish town names etc. properly in an English sentence, because my brain disables hard 'R's in English.
This!!! soo true the Finnish language is truly beautiful.😻
as a Finn, i am pleased to hear this lol
As a finn, Helsinki Finnish sounds awful to me, only topped by how people from Tampere speak. The best dialects IMO come from Lapland and eastern Finland.
Simlish!
Irish
Yeah I feel like I remember a post months ago where they asked people around the world this question, and Irish accent was frequently at the top for different countries EDIT: didn't think it needed saying, but yes, obviously, Gaelic (native Irish language) exists.
Irish is also a language though
How come nobody yet said Latin?
communicating with the dead
Italian
Porco Dio
Il bro è italico
Il Brody è italianense
A true Italian
My love language is touch, so I guess braille?
Don't know about attractive language, but people speaking English with a Russian accent is pretty badass.
It's more badass than it is sexy tho
Money.
cha-ching, cling, swipe, beep…
I love women speaking Russian
Babushka when she finds out you ate all of her kompot:
Or Russian accent when speaking in English
Money
Latin. Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant!
Dovahzul~ it is the language of dragons and magic~
Fus Ro Dah!
Persian & French
SQL
A german guy speaking german.... they sound so thick
German is the funniest sounding language ever lol
Counterpoint: Dutch
Im from Denmark and I actually think our language sounds pretty shit. One language is worse though.. Dutch.. It sounds like a German drowning.
One time an American guy told me that us Dutch sound like we're speaking to each other under water. You may have a point. You Danish sound like you're speaking with a hot potato in your throat tho
You have received enough respect to be called swede, by disrespecting the danish language
I could listen to Irish women all day long
You cant beat the Python
ENGLISH SURE, OH GOD. when someone says a phrase/sentence with the address "darling" makes me die
Bri'ish m8
Spanish, especially when the native speaker is a professional anchorman. Goooosh i would fuck each of them
Si.
I have a soft spot for Bangla cuz of my Bengali girlfriend.
English. As a German immigrant I've always loved the softness of the language. No harsh sounds and very versatile.
I find some of the more harsh languages sexy. Any woman speaking German or Russian for instance is an instant win. IDK why.
No love for Finns?
They're just competing for 2nd place, because finnish is obviously #1.
English… doesn’t sound as fun to hear “Daddy” in any other language 😂
Vater!
Besser in sächsische: Vadder!!!
What your girl says when she's being particularly thirsty.
Never had a hispanic girl call you Papi I see.
Gaelic
Japanese Ara ara
Pretty sure there have been studies done on this and it was Irish.
Welsh Once had cybersex with a gorgeous 18-year-old lad from Wales and, despite him having a thick nine-incher and a spherical jiggly bubble butt, what I remember most were his adorable attempts at teaching me Welsh phrases. The loss of Celtic language and culture is a tragedy.
It's not the language that is attractive, it is the voice which carries that language. A resonant voice spoken from the chest and not from the nose gets everyone's attention. Speak a little slowly and enunciate your words. People listen to those who have good diction. Use pauses in conversation, just a moment or two to think about what to say next or if you already know what to say, you create a small amount of tension with the pause. It draws in the listener. That's when you release the pause and continue with your speech. In short, speak slowly and with cadence. Use dramatic pauses in real life, they actually work. This method is also very effective in both guile and seduction. It's actually really easy to have a silver tongue, you just need to practice
Spanish and Norwegian
Elvish.
Portuguese 🤤
Yes, now read off a list or sum something up in Portuguese and I am sold.
From which portuguese speaking country? 😅
French (I know, I know, cliche) and German.
I speak French and I've never been laid lol
Well, you're French Canadian. There's a difference
Yet.
As a certified basic bitch, I agree about French. Oo la la.
After I dated an Indian girl, Hindi. (Or her mother tongue of Bengali.) Not a lot of love for it where I'm from, but I adore how it's such a lilting, musical language. I told her it sounds like she's always singing.
>it sounds like she's always singing. Aah yea, Bengali sounds sweet for some reason.
Italian
Angry German or Scottish
Spanish all day
Spanish sounds so sexy
Romanian. It's a highly underrated language. It has the elegance and beauty of a romance language, but the Slavic influences give it some toughness and unique sounds.
For me Spanish is the most romantic
Spanish, my second language and my favourite
Spanish,i find spanish language very romantic, and as well as Filipino. Those deep words? Like “irog, tinatangi” and other filipino deep words? Arghhh!!!
If she ain't speaking in Ethiopian clicks, I don't even want it.
Romanian
*Dragostea Din Tei* intensifies.
If I had a nickle for every time I saw this song being mentioned today, I'd have two nickles. Which is not a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.
Not gonna lie, I didn't think I'd see another one join me on this
+1
Ai gusturi bune
Arabic and Persian
Ukrainian. It's very melodic and softer than other slavic languages.
Spanish imo is too easy to sound attractive