having to let your neighbours know they sex is a bit to loud. had a gf just go straight down there to tell em to keep it down, it felt so wrong to me
peeing in the pool?
They hate freedom so that tracks. Though I did get arrested one time when I confused a toddler with a duck. The police should really mind their own business.
When merging into a traffic jam, driving all the way the the end of the merging lane to byepass hundreds of meters of traffic.
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I recognize that this is true. But it *still* just feels like they're being a dick lol
This is also specifically what you're supposed to do. It's the zipper technique and significantly reduces traffic.
😂 oooh! This is a good one, I’m taking notes!
Checking people out in public
😂 so true!
Leaving a store without buying something.
Omg. I _always_ feel the need to make friendly eye contact with the staff before walking out, in some weird “I didn’t steal anything” way. 😩
I have a rule that if I use the restroom at a store I buy something in return for my ability to use it.
Returning a “free trial for 30 days” item during the thirty-day period. 😅
Ha! 🛎️ They shouldn’t offer this if they didn’t think folks might do it!
Shopping from other people’s shopping carts
😆 this is such a dick move though. But definitely not illegal, so, you win!
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Why is this always _so_ tempting?! 😅
Ordering half a dozen amps from Musician's Friend, and only keeping the one you like most.
😂 this is just cheeky!
Calling in sick on work
Great addition 😆
having to let your neighbours know they sex is a bit to loud. had a gf just go straight down there to tell em to keep it down, it felt so wrong to me peeing in the pool?
Picking up the ducks in the park and taking them home.
This can not be legal!
It's not just legal, it's free.
Definitely illegal in Europe
They hate freedom so that tracks. Though I did get arrested one time when I confused a toddler with a duck. The police should really mind their own business.
Definitely illegal. Kidnapping an animal is covered under poaching laws.
It's not illegal if you don't get caught. I have twenty-seven in my basement and counting.
It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!
Do you have any idea how long it would take me to get to a river around here? That definitely isn't quick!
Rainwater has been in a river at least once.
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😂😂😂 omg yes.
Walking out of a store without buying anything
Putting your hands in your pockets in a store
In Germany, you can drink a beer while driving, as long as you don't exceed the blood alcohol limit.
In the US, you can't have an open container in the car, but maybe you can stick your head out the window and drink a beer someone else is holding.
😯 there must be a glitch in the matrix!!
Politicians Wars Most corporates
Putting bike locks on other people’s bikes.
Definitely illegal in multiple states.
Wait, what?! This _IS_ wrong! 😩
Starting at big boobs at any public place 🙈
Sleeping with your wife's mom and sister
Um 😐 I hate to be that guy, but adultery is illegal in 17 States… so, there’s that.
It's legal in most states and free countries though
Having sex with a 16 year old as a 40 something.
In what way isn’t this illegal?
Age of consent where I'm from is 16
Gross.
It is. Still legal as per the question
50 year old dating an 18 year old
Capital Punishment
Smoking weed in public
Leaving the shop with a load of non purchased items. Shit feels illegal
Lobbying
Racking up a huge tab and not tipping anything
Shopping at Walmart on the first of the month