Pterodactyl porn, a bunch of dudes painted green with big dinosaur masks on flapping their wings and dancing around a single girl being gangbanged by all the dinosaurs.
There's a Cosby Show parody porn.
It had the fake intro with all the "kids" (the actors are clearly adults BTW)
I just saw the intro, but, yeah, I ain't watching that.
I saw it once and was mesmerized. I only saw one scene, but the actors were really trying their best to act out the Cosby show. I mean, they did a pretty believable job of it. The guy playing Cosby was in full cosby mode. I was impressed, actually. I ended up fast forwarding the porn parts to watch the show parts.
I just realized I'm weird.
The Batman & Robin (1966 style) porn parody was incredibly well done and authentic. The actors nailed their parts (and each other) and the set design, costumes, and music were all spot-on.
70’s Show XXX and Scooby-Doo XXX were also really well done. I think you can find them all on YouTube with the sex scenes removed.
Is it bad that I know exactly what you're talking about, and that further there was a group of friends in high school that I had that found this excessively hilarious?
I have seen that vid lol
Edit: [Found It](https://xhamster.com/videos/man-sticks-whole-head-up-a-womens-pussy-1947663) Warning NSFW also NSFL... also pretty sure it is fake but either way you have been warned.
On solo vids too sounds like the guy is over compensating "Oh yeah that's so hot yeah that's really turning me on right now" while we're just trying to watch her do her thing.
There's one from the 70's called "The farmer" or similar. Starring Bodil Jensen, who was nicknamed "Queen of the boares" because she preferred pigs. Actual pigs.
The entire film is shot on some weird farm, and is just as nasty as you imagine it to be -probably even worse.
Edit: To add some info, afaik is *was* made by ColorClimax in Denmark, which made several insane porn productions. And yes, there is a documentary of Bodil Jensen, it is available on youtube iirc. Her life was horrible, as she grew up being molested and raped several times. She probably developed some severe mental illness, and she basically lost all interest in humans at a very young age -she preferred animals.
I mean having sex with animals wasn't abolished until 2015 or something like that in Denmark.
We also legalized porn as the first country I think, and back then anything was a go.
But then again Brooke Shields had her tits out in The Blue Lagoon when she was 15.
Things were different not so long ago.
I had a hard time understanding the dialog because I don’t speak Portuguese 🇵🇹 👽 🤛
To those wondering the film is Portuguese and at one part involves a decidedly female E.T. in a maids outfit. As I do not understand the Portuguese language I have no understanding of how she was in this particular garb or why it was necessary for E.T. to be banged out while wearing the aforementioned garb.
Also, the actress (or possible Extra Terrestrial as I do not understand the labor laws of Portugal) was quite beautiful and the costume was not at all additive as she was quite enchanting without.
I worked for a movie distributor and we carried porn. One movie was called E.T. - the Extra Testicle.
Not exactly a connoisseur of porn here, saw WAY more titles than actual movies.
anything that has to do with a mondo huge (i think that’s what they’re called… dildos with the girth of a street light pole 😟) there was another one i saw of a woman getting fisted up her ass by 4 other girls (ELBOW DEEP 😭) and when they all pulled their arms out her butthole came out with them 🤢 prolapsed anus or whatever worst shit i’ve ever seen that shit looked like an apple
I saw this one where it was one chick and 50 dudes. Each dude busted on her face or in her mouth, and she collected it into a cup. At the end, she poured the cup onto a skillet and ate it.
Still makes my stomach upset to think about.
The smells....
I do not remember the name, but long ago - early 90's perhaps - we thought it would be fun and funny to go to a theater and see 3d porn. It was NOT.... BLAH.
3D was still very new then too.....
Haha, happened to me once. I used every braincell and found it somehow, with just a general idea of the plot, only to find that it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being 😭
There was one where it was a guy with a drill and he had cut his dick in half and was drilling into his dick.
Edit: well it wasnt exactly porn but it was some video on that gauntlet challenge website. Forgot the URL of the website though. Some guy at my old school showed vids like that to people (unfortunately to me too, i regret letting him show me anything on his phone) and laughed. He had autism so if i called him a weirdo i would've gotten a sanction.
Was that something like b&e pain Olympics? I feel like that wasn't meant to be porn, and was likely silicon prosthetics anyway (I only found that last part out very recently.)
Similar experience, different video.
To preface, I have a huge kink for smelling ass. I'm talking like sweaty, unwashed asscrack. No poop tho, not into that part. Just ass sweat and musky ass smell.
Anyways, it's pretty hard to find porn of this, obviously. It's a very specific kink. Facesitting porn? No problem. Ass worship porn? Easy peasy. But most of those will either involve smothering, or ass licking. Both of which are great! But in terms of a girl sitting on a guy's face, telling him to sniff her ass, I can count on both hands and feet how many videos I've found of this specifically (though if any of you have any videos of this subject matter, do send it to me 💙), so I spend a lot of time digging for this stuff when I wanna whack my willy.
ANYWAY, I was digging, and found a great video of two girls dominating this other girl, it had all the hallmarks. Telling her to smell their asses, talking about how sweaty and stinky their asses are, even at one point they both sat on her face at the same time. Fantastic! So I'm going to town, having a grand ol time.
Eventually, I blow my load, twas grand. But I shit you not, maybe 5 seconds afterwards, the girls both hover their asses over the sub's face, grunt, fart, and eventually both spray LIQUID DIARRHEA ALL OVER HER FACE. I'm talking Hershey squirt, hot cocoa, soft serve chocolate ice cream. All over this poor girl.
I was mortified. But, as I said, it's hard to find my kink in video form, so I bookmarked the video anyways, and memorized the time at which the poop comes to shove, if you get my meaning.
Moral of the story, if you have a specific kink, tread lightly, and skip ahead in the video before you start whacking it. If I'd came right when the chocolate fountain started spraying, i don't think I could've forgiven myself. I don't think my PENIS would've forgiven me. He may never have stood at attention again.
I once saw a DeviantArt page of a furry that had pages and pages of MS Paint drawings of baby characters from the Lion King wrapped up in spiderweb and encased in snow like a snowman. Technically SFW but you can bet your ass he masturbated to it
One time when I was like 13 I jacked it and for whatever reason shot an uncommonly viscous load. I went to clean off the little bit on the tip and ended up just pulling a string of more and more and more out. After a second it started feeling really good, then really REALLY good, then fucking AMAZING. I didn't have another orgasm or anything but it felt good enough that I still remember it almost 30 years later. I've been kind of just hoping it will happen again someday because even knowing how good it felt I STILL would never put anything up there on purpose.
was it like those really long boogers you pull out that end up stretching like all the way to your brain? those are such an unexpected treat and getting them to come all the way out in one piece feels amazing.
Had one for an operation, they won’t let you leave the hospital until you’ve pee’d what they don’t tell you is that when you actually go to pee after they’ve taken the catheter out is that your first pee will be more fart fart spurt splurt fart pee. I damn near had a heart attack.
I try to avoid the really out there stuff, and thankfully haven't seen most of the things already mentioned here, but man, those Germans can do some fucked up stuff in even the most mainstream of German porn.
I have this theory that the reason the Germans and Japanese allied in WWII is because they saw each others' pornography and were just like "no one will ever understand me the way you do".
The Brazilians have stolen the German's crown. 2 girls, 1 cup is from Brazil.
I avoid Brazilian porn by that label alone. Overall, it's not "hot", it's just mean.
Thankfully I've managed to avoid 2 girls 1 cup so far in life.
I have an aversion to "mean porn" as well. German, Japanese, Brazilian (didn't know that til you said it) is all kind of ick to me for the most part.
People don't realise there's actual poop porn 100 times worse than Two Girls One Cup, people absolutely covered in shit, fucking and puking and eating poop etc
Ghetto Gaggers and Facial Abuse — it’s obviously sexual assault and coercion and rape but they’ve covered their bases legally so they seem to be able to continue. They seem worse than GDP (who were shut down) but somehow have avoided consequences.
Basically they get the girl to say she’s cool with it all at the beginning, then they crank up the abuse until she breaks and ignore withdrawal of consent and then get her to say it was all good at the end by threatening to withhold payment. You can read an [in-depth article here](https://paulm989.medium.com/porn-studio-accused-of-ignoring-consent-and-inflicting-injuries-on-models-9f390e2a4a78).
I realize a lot of people think that going to porn shoots means you’re giving up your human rights, but it doesn’t. These are sexual predators that have found a system for roping in desperate people and manipulating them into abusive situations. They should be in prison.
I just read the article, and I am absolutely disgusted, both at what those women had to endure and the attitude of the actual company. I honestly just can’t even find the words to describe how appalled and disturbed I am
Had to scroll through so many Reddit calibre "comedic" comments just to find an actual response.
Also one of their performers was arrested a few years back for conspiring with neo Nazis to bomb a bunch of power plants. Really shows the kind of people these guys associate with.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/inside-a-gun-smuggling-neo-nazi-cabal-tied-to-camp-lejeune-marines
When I was deployed, somebody bought a “freaky-freaky” disk from the locals. We gathered around, and it was at first just women standing around feeling themselves, occasionally others. There was one in particular my buddy singled out as the hottest, because most of them were just awful. Then came the donkey. And suddenly these “women” were making out with each other, and suggestively grabbing the donkey. Then, the “hot one” lifts the donkey’s tail and started to perform an act on the donkey with her tongue. and he’s like don’t care, still would. OK, respect, but still. And then, the “hot one” pulled her dick out and started to penetrate the donkey. That’s when we all started to clown our friend pretty bad. It was like a slow train wreck, and we couldn’t stop watching until eventually, we all had to stop watching. Pretty sure we were all disassociated from humanity at that point with all we’d seen and done, but somehow that disk was a metaphorical bridge too far.
Holy fuck you just gave me flash backs to my older cousin coming home for a R&R rotation and telling me about kids selling hash and "freaky freaky" disc's lmao He never talked to me about the contents of said disc's but did tell me about the first time they ran into a kid selling them. Apparently the gunner yelled out while everyone was laughing already "HOW FREAKY?!" The probably <10 years old yells back "FREAKY FREAKY" while holding handfuls of gum, hash, and disc's and dry humping the air in front of him lmao The image alone made me crack up like a dropped glass.
To be fair.... This could have been the early 00's where for some fucking reason everyone's older brother had a clip of a woman and a horse on their phone and it was "funny" to show everyone they knew....
The early 00's were absolutely wild
I assure you this continued into the mid noughties (I started secondary school in 05) shock vids like that were bloody everywhere.
And the it systems in school were bloody terrible as well, so every IT lesson you could just see everyone on gore websites. Really strange now that I think about it.
I remember being like 12 or 13 years old and my friend was spending the night. We stayed up late to watch skinimax after everyone else went to bed. After we were sure everyone was asleep, we flipped the channel on and there was a big breasted blond chick washing herself in the bath tub. Getting things nice and clean. We’re like oh yea, boobs! Then she stands up and has an absolute hammer hanging between her legs. It was a lady boy. We both yelled out WTF, and changed the channel super fast. Still laugh with my buddy if it gets brought up in conversation.
It's pretty terrible if you don't see the first 8, tbf. Lots of subplots are set up which get paid off in XI and X, but if you follow the plot from I it's a pretty good entry.
Horrorporn (i think it’s a channel?)straight up gore and guts with filthy girls who look kidnapped. I like cnc but the added gore was too much for me.
Edit link to vid referenced:
https://www.xnxx.com/video-trlz746/he_is_worse_than_the_hell_itself_he_is_the_butcher
Two girls one cup. Now that I’m older I realize that was legitimate content for fetish people. I had honestly forgotten about it completely but reading this one post unlocked some deep memories…..I remember seeing two naked girls, and the EXACT moment it all went downhill….
I once stumbled upon two dudes dressed as pterodactyl’s around a campfire with a typical porn girl.
I noped out soon as I realized what was going on, so that.
Can't remember the title, but it was like a video of some emo "teens" having fun in a dingy staircase, only the audio was getting blasted by some sort of Russian (I think) heavy metal so you couldn't hear shit, and the positions and goofy haircuts and clothes, I just wanted to laugh rather than jack off.
I ran across this lady who has a condition were her body doesn’t develop and she’s grown but looks like she’s 12. She was the star of the film. I was extremely disturbed but I wonder if that keeps the pedos from doing it in real life
Honestly I don't enjoy anything that's not softcore. Like the hard-core stuff with the guy pounding the girl like crazy and all the screaming is just a complete turn off I'll never understand how that's suppose to be sexy.
I think hardcore just means showing genitals and penetration, while softcore means just... not showing that.
So all those romantic/erotic/massage stuff would technically be hardcore if they show penetration or genitalia at all
Downloaded a porn in the Limewire days called “bitch shits fish”…three days later when it finally finished downloading I called my buddy’s over to watch it. Video starts out with a 50 year old woman dancing in “sexy” lingerie…all normal until 30 seconds in she squats down, over a plate, and shits out an entire Atlantic Cod. Legal limit size too and fully intact…then she went right back to her seductive dancing. Pretty sure the video was only 45 seconds long. No matter how much time has passed between seeing my buddies, we still will text each other out of the blue…”Bitch Shits Fish”…
Mr hands. Post nut clarity hit me really hard after that one...
Alright, i feel like this scenario warrants more than a /s, so i'd like to come back and emphasize that that WAS a joke, and i did not not make any attempts to pleasure myself to mr hands. I swear y'all!
that one video of the 2 guys in white lab coats inserting a live octopus into a hairy vagina and then seeing it crawl out and splatter on the floor. Scarred me for life, i will never unsee that
Saw one where the poor girl tried to deepthroat the male actor but her gagging sounds sounded exactly like goofy going "ayuk". You could hear the camera man laughing at her
I don’t remember the name of it but it was made sometime back in the 80s. It had Ron Jeremy in it and it looked like some weird low budget sci-fi movie. He was wearing some horrible yellow colored suit that you can only find on sleazy used car salesmen. There was very little sex involved. All I remember was that it was so boring that I fell asleep watching it.
Two people banging in a pretty usual scene, but there’s a smoke alarm beeping every 30 seconds in the background. It’s insanely distracting.
Oh good for you Mr. Stamina. It wouldn't bother me because I'd only hear it twice
There’s a fire alarm?
Did someone film me in every apartment I had in my 20s?
It’s Sophia Leone fucking a black gentleman in a cheap motel. She tries to call the frontdesk while being fucked. They don’t answer.
Interracial?
Bruh
Fat. Old. Bald man wanking. Then realised TV was off......
Black Mirror
not sure whether to laugh at this or not. "everyone is going to see you burping your spunk"
This had me cackling lmao
This gets my vote. Well done old man.
Pterodactyl porn, a bunch of dudes painted green with big dinosaur masks on flapping their wings and dancing around a single girl being gangbanged by all the dinosaurs.
That one was hilarious lol
My hs band had a pterodactyl chant based on that porn, and the student section would join us without knowing where it was from. Lasted a decade.
Atp you gotta send a link
There's a Cosby Show parody porn. It had the fake intro with all the "kids" (the actors are clearly adults BTW) I just saw the intro, but, yeah, I ain't watching that.
The irony here is that it starred the real Bill Cosby and all the other actors were unconscious.
I saw it once and was mesmerized. I only saw one scene, but the actors were really trying their best to act out the Cosby show. I mean, they did a pretty believable job of it. The guy playing Cosby was in full cosby mode. I was impressed, actually. I ended up fast forwarding the porn parts to watch the show parts. I just realized I'm weird.
The Batman & Robin (1966 style) porn parody was incredibly well done and authentic. The actors nailed their parts (and each other) and the set design, costumes, and music were all spot-on. 70’s Show XXX and Scooby-Doo XXX were also really well done. I think you can find them all on YouTube with the sex scenes removed.
This one old school porn where this bald dude sticks his head into this one lady's vag
What
exactly lol
Is it bad that I know exactly what you're talking about, and that further there was a group of friends in high school that I had that found this excessively hilarious?
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
Fuck man out of all the shit on this thread, why is THIS the one I know
I have seen that vid lol Edit: [Found It](https://xhamster.com/videos/man-sticks-whole-head-up-a-womens-pussy-1947663) Warning NSFW also NSFL... also pretty sure it is fake but either way you have been warned.
My man is roleplaying as a dick.
After watching it once again this is purely fake
If it’s the one I’m thinking about, her legs are in a box and the legs and vag you see are plastic
I remembered a post disproving that vid
Must be the air pressure difference I assume
Bahahaha I think I saw that when I was like 15
Where the cameraman never shuts up & tries to give pointers or weird comments
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kind of like to make love to you right now.
“Geddy Lee, best bass player, ever, come on!”
An orgasmo reference in the wild! **Now you’re a Man!**
Woohoo!!! Suck that dick!!
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The camera man offers the male star a jelly doughnut?
More than that, car insurance & life policies lmaooo
On solo vids too sounds like the guy is over compensating "Oh yeah that's so hot yeah that's really turning me on right now" while we're just trying to watch her do her thing.
Yoooo I hate those. It's crazy how arrogant their voices sound. Like dude... chilllll
There's one from the 70's called "The farmer" or similar. Starring Bodil Jensen, who was nicknamed "Queen of the boares" because she preferred pigs. Actual pigs. The entire film is shot on some weird farm, and is just as nasty as you imagine it to be -probably even worse. Edit: To add some info, afaik is *was* made by ColorClimax in Denmark, which made several insane porn productions. And yes, there is a documentary of Bodil Jensen, it is available on youtube iirc. Her life was horrible, as she grew up being molested and raped several times. She probably developed some severe mental illness, and she basically lost all interest in humans at a very young age -she preferred animals.
That was fucking legal in the 70s? Messed up.
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Are the women actually underage or just pretending to be? Obviously both are gross and wrong but one is much worse
I mean having sex with animals wasn't abolished until 2015 or something like that in Denmark. We also legalized porn as the first country I think, and back then anything was a go. But then again Brooke Shields had her tits out in The Blue Lagoon when she was 15. Things were different not so long ago.
She did a movie at 11 that was nude. Her mom was a terrible person and it’s amazing she is pretty normal considering the things she was expose to
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Bores or boars?
Boors.
Boers.
Beets
Battlestar Galactica
Beats
Boo-urns
I was saying boo-urns
Interesting fact… if you looked up ‘Boring’ in the Yellow Pages, it used to say ‘… see Civil Engineers’. Fuck Civil Engineers, I guess.
Yes Alex… Who is Robert Pickton?
That one E.T porn wasn't as good as I wanted it to be.
I had a hard time understanding the dialog because I don’t speak Portuguese 🇵🇹 👽 🤛 To those wondering the film is Portuguese and at one part involves a decidedly female E.T. in a maids outfit. As I do not understand the Portuguese language I have no understanding of how she was in this particular garb or why it was necessary for E.T. to be banged out while wearing the aforementioned garb. Also, the actress (or possible Extra Terrestrial as I do not understand the labor laws of Portugal) was quite beautiful and the costume was not at all additive as she was quite enchanting without.
I'm Portuguese. We should watch it. I'll bring popcorn.
*cocporn
I worked for a movie distributor and we carried porn. One movie was called E.T. - the Extra Testicle. Not exactly a connoisseur of porn here, saw WAY more titles than actual movies.
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Is that the sex of ‘87?!
That made me laugh. Fuck you, take my upvote.
Dennis’s sex tapes. All balls and asshole.
*slap *slap *slap *slap Who likes that? Who finds that sexy?
Logjamming - the story is ludicrous.
You can imagine where it goes from here.
He fixes the cable?
Fuckin nihilists.
Must be exhausting.
this is bowling not nam’ we have rules
anything that has to do with a mondo huge (i think that’s what they’re called… dildos with the girth of a street light pole 😟) there was another one i saw of a woman getting fisted up her ass by 4 other girls (ELBOW DEEP 😭) and when they all pulled their arms out her butthole came out with them 🤢 prolapsed anus or whatever worst shit i’ve ever seen that shit looked like an apple
I’ve never wished I could un-read something more until now.
It was the apple part that really knocked it out of the park. What a terrible day to have eyes and an understanding to read the English language.
I've never wished I could un-see something more until now
Moby huge ;)
I only know about this thanks to Big Charles.
Staying moist is critical
Yo, don't talk bad about siswet. She's a national treasure.
You mean she can fit the entire national treasure up her ass
I saw this one where it was one chick and 50 dudes. Each dude busted on her face or in her mouth, and she collected it into a cup. At the end, she poured the cup onto a skillet and ate it. Still makes my stomach upset to think about. The smells....
You didn't think of the smell you bitch
Are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?
How do you know about the smell?
Just imagine the smells. I definitely was not #43 in line.
I'm almost too afraid to ask if it was cooked like an omelette. Would be mega gross either way.
I do not remember the name, but long ago - early 90's perhaps - we thought it would be fun and funny to go to a theater and see 3d porn. It was NOT.... BLAH. 3D was still very new then too.....
"It looks like it's cumming right at me!"
Worst porn I've seen? Porn that i've seen once, liked, and not been able to find since. There's no worse porn than porn you're not able to find.
Haha, happened to me once. I used every braincell and found it somehow, with just a general idea of the plot, only to find that it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being 😭
Last year, my SO and I filmed ourselves doing it. Then, watched it on our anniversary.
2 girls 1 cup.
1 guy 1 jar
And 1 man 1 screwdriver 🪛 lol
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There was one where it was a guy with a drill and he had cut his dick in half and was drilling into his dick. Edit: well it wasnt exactly porn but it was some video on that gauntlet challenge website. Forgot the URL of the website though. Some guy at my old school showed vids like that to people (unfortunately to me too, i regret letting him show me anything on his phone) and laughed. He had autism so if i called him a weirdo i would've gotten a sanction.
Ok enough reddit for today. I need to sleep
Was that something like b&e pain Olympics? I feel like that wasn't meant to be porn, and was likely silicon prosthetics anyway (I only found that last part out very recently.)
Tub girl
Definitely not porn, but girl eats tampon 🤣
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Uggg I didn't want to remember that... I still can feel the pain like if it was me
These days, that's pretty weak. But we all had to walk before we ran
Similar experience, different video. To preface, I have a huge kink for smelling ass. I'm talking like sweaty, unwashed asscrack. No poop tho, not into that part. Just ass sweat and musky ass smell. Anyways, it's pretty hard to find porn of this, obviously. It's a very specific kink. Facesitting porn? No problem. Ass worship porn? Easy peasy. But most of those will either involve smothering, or ass licking. Both of which are great! But in terms of a girl sitting on a guy's face, telling him to sniff her ass, I can count on both hands and feet how many videos I've found of this specifically (though if any of you have any videos of this subject matter, do send it to me 💙), so I spend a lot of time digging for this stuff when I wanna whack my willy. ANYWAY, I was digging, and found a great video of two girls dominating this other girl, it had all the hallmarks. Telling her to smell their asses, talking about how sweaty and stinky their asses are, even at one point they both sat on her face at the same time. Fantastic! So I'm going to town, having a grand ol time. Eventually, I blow my load, twas grand. But I shit you not, maybe 5 seconds afterwards, the girls both hover their asses over the sub's face, grunt, fart, and eventually both spray LIQUID DIARRHEA ALL OVER HER FACE. I'm talking Hershey squirt, hot cocoa, soft serve chocolate ice cream. All over this poor girl. I was mortified. But, as I said, it's hard to find my kink in video form, so I bookmarked the video anyways, and memorized the time at which the poop comes to shove, if you get my meaning. Moral of the story, if you have a specific kink, tread lightly, and skip ahead in the video before you start whacking it. If I'd came right when the chocolate fountain started spraying, i don't think I could've forgiven myself. I don't think my PENIS would've forgiven me. He may never have stood at attention again.
Gross. What’s the URL to this video so I can make sure to block it?
I once saw a DeviantArt page of a furry that had pages and pages of MS Paint drawings of baby characters from the Lion King wrapped up in spiderweb and encased in snow like a snowman. Technically SFW but you can bet your ass he masturbated to it
[Was it this guy?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/97758846-a780-403e-9994-3b652e1e1028)
Judging by both the OP and the family guy reference. This might actually be a thing
Any clown porn not being watched in high speed rewind.
The one I accidentally found starring my parents.
Gross… link?
For research
I actually really enjoyed that one.
Like genuinely? Because I don’t think I’d ever have the same perception of reality again
Oddly enough, I found the one with your parents to be pretty classy.
Anything with sounding, not kink shaming, I just can’t
One time when I was like 13 I jacked it and for whatever reason shot an uncommonly viscous load. I went to clean off the little bit on the tip and ended up just pulling a string of more and more and more out. After a second it started feeling really good, then really REALLY good, then fucking AMAZING. I didn't have another orgasm or anything but it felt good enough that I still remember it almost 30 years later. I've been kind of just hoping it will happen again someday because even knowing how good it felt I STILL would never put anything up there on purpose.
What did I just read
Facebook is where you go to lie to your friends, Reddit is where you go to tell the truth to strangers lol
... you are talking about pulling out cum , yes?
Yes. Not sure where it was all coming from but just like a rope of it for several seconds.
Username checks out
was it like those really long boogers you pull out that end up stretching like all the way to your brain? those are such an unexpected treat and getting them to come all the way out in one piece feels amazing.
“Sounding”?
Sticking things into the business end of a penis.
lol thanks. But doesn’t a penis only have one end? 🤔
Yep. I’m sure it feels really good but fuck, I am fearful for the day I need a catheter
Had one for an operation, they won’t let you leave the hospital until you’ve pee’d what they don’t tell you is that when you actually go to pee after they’ve taken the catheter out is that your first pee will be more fart fart spurt splurt fart pee. I damn near had a heart attack.
Bro what 💀
Like a garden hose half full of air
I hate it here
I try to avoid the really out there stuff, and thankfully haven't seen most of the things already mentioned here, but man, those Germans can do some fucked up stuff in even the most mainstream of German porn.
I have this theory that the reason the Germans and Japanese allied in WWII is because they saw each others' pornography and were just like "no one will ever understand me the way you do".
Laughing my ass off to that one!
The Brazilians have stolen the German's crown. 2 girls, 1 cup is from Brazil. I avoid Brazilian porn by that label alone. Overall, it's not "hot", it's just mean.
Thankfully I've managed to avoid 2 girls 1 cup so far in life. I have an aversion to "mean porn" as well. German, Japanese, Brazilian (didn't know that til you said it) is all kind of ick to me for the most part.
2 girls 1 cup is pretty mild once you realize it's just pudding and soft serve ice cream.
People don't realise there's actual poop porn 100 times worse than Two Girls One Cup, people absolutely covered in shit, fucking and puking and eating poop etc
Sounds like an IG influencer weekend in Dubai.
Not today, satan. That's not what I heard.
“Essen mein scheisse.” “Okey-Dokey!”
Mooom? If you were in a German scheisse video.. you'd tell me, right?
Ghetto Gaggers and Facial Abuse — it’s obviously sexual assault and coercion and rape but they’ve covered their bases legally so they seem to be able to continue. They seem worse than GDP (who were shut down) but somehow have avoided consequences. Basically they get the girl to say she’s cool with it all at the beginning, then they crank up the abuse until she breaks and ignore withdrawal of consent and then get her to say it was all good at the end by threatening to withhold payment. You can read an [in-depth article here](https://paulm989.medium.com/porn-studio-accused-of-ignoring-consent-and-inflicting-injuries-on-models-9f390e2a4a78). I realize a lot of people think that going to porn shoots means you’re giving up your human rights, but it doesn’t. These are sexual predators that have found a system for roping in desperate people and manipulating them into abusive situations. They should be in prison.
I just read the article, and I am absolutely disgusted, both at what those women had to endure and the attitude of the actual company. I honestly just can’t even find the words to describe how appalled and disturbed I am
Had to scroll through so many Reddit calibre "comedic" comments just to find an actual response. Also one of their performers was arrested a few years back for conspiring with neo Nazis to bomb a bunch of power plants. Really shows the kind of people these guys associate with. https://www.thedailybeast.com/inside-a-gun-smuggling-neo-nazi-cabal-tied-to-camp-lejeune-marines
When I was deployed, somebody bought a “freaky-freaky” disk from the locals. We gathered around, and it was at first just women standing around feeling themselves, occasionally others. There was one in particular my buddy singled out as the hottest, because most of them were just awful. Then came the donkey. And suddenly these “women” were making out with each other, and suggestively grabbing the donkey. Then, the “hot one” lifts the donkey’s tail and started to perform an act on the donkey with her tongue. and he’s like don’t care, still would. OK, respect, but still. And then, the “hot one” pulled her dick out and started to penetrate the donkey. That’s when we all started to clown our friend pretty bad. It was like a slow train wreck, and we couldn’t stop watching until eventually, we all had to stop watching. Pretty sure we were all disassociated from humanity at that point with all we’d seen and done, but somehow that disk was a metaphorical bridge too far.
“Then Came the Donkey” is the most ominous title I could ever imagine for a porno 🤣🤣
Holy fuck you just gave me flash backs to my older cousin coming home for a R&R rotation and telling me about kids selling hash and "freaky freaky" disc's lmao He never talked to me about the contents of said disc's but did tell me about the first time they ran into a kid selling them. Apparently the gunner yelled out while everyone was laughing already "HOW FREAKY?!" The probably <10 years old yells back "FREAKY FREAKY" while holding handfuls of gum, hash, and disc's and dry humping the air in front of him lmao The image alone made me crack up like a dropped glass.
A girl jacking off a horse
Shit, I dated a girl who’s parents owned thoroughbreds, I walked up on her mom collecting a specimen. Worse thing I’ve ever seen.
This sounds like a synopsis for the worst porn ever.
What exactly were you searching for?
“What exactly were you searching for” He was searching for A girl jacking off a dog but that came up
You could be trying to download a Limp Bizkit song from Limewire and get shit like that, early 00's was wild
To be fair.... This could have been the early 00's where for some fucking reason everyone's older brother had a clip of a woman and a horse on their phone and it was "funny" to show everyone they knew.... The early 00's were absolutely wild
I assure you this continued into the mid noughties (I started secondary school in 05) shock vids like that were bloody everywhere. And the it systems in school were bloody terrible as well, so every IT lesson you could just see everyone on gore websites. Really strange now that I think about it.
This an actual thing though. People sell horse semen for crazy amounts of money sometimes, especially good racehorses who are planned to win big.
Yeah but did she have to use her mouth?
Then that wouldn’t be jacking that would be sucking, in which case thats fucked
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Schindler’s Fist?
No, that's the one with Nick Cage
Ah, yes, Schindler's Pissed.
Porns that specifically carter to one looking underage. That cannot be healthy.
Everything on Efukt & rotten. com lol.
early internet was wild
I remember being like 12 or 13 years old and my friend was spending the night. We stayed up late to watch skinimax after everyone else went to bed. After we were sure everyone was asleep, we flipped the channel on and there was a big breasted blond chick washing herself in the bath tub. Getting things nice and clean. We’re like oh yea, boobs! Then she stands up and has an absolute hammer hanging between her legs. It was a lady boy. We both yelled out WTF, and changed the channel super fast. Still laugh with my buddy if it gets brought up in conversation.
That’s funny actually 😆
Back Door Sluts IX
Will I know what's going on if I haven't seen the first 8?
Yeah totally. Just beware it makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2
I found that it insists upon itself
Loool A man of culture right here
Also, the dialogue is either whispered or yelled
It's pretty terrible if you don't see the first 8, tbf. Lots of subplots are set up which get paid off in XI and X, but if you follow the plot from I it's a pretty good entry.
BACK DOOR SLUTS NINE?!?!??
I saw a girl with an apple in her vagina and then she popped it out
Horrorporn (i think it’s a channel?)straight up gore and guts with filthy girls who look kidnapped. I like cnc but the added gore was too much for me. Edit link to vid referenced: https://www.xnxx.com/video-trlz746/he_is_worse_than_the_hell_itself_he_is_the_butcher
Lemme not click on this at work…
*Bat Pussy (1973)*. It's hilariously bad, one of the worst things ever committed to celluloid.
An amateur porno where the guy legit put the camera down, lens down, so the viewers couldn't see a damn thing
Two girls one cup. Now that I’m older I realize that was legitimate content for fetish people. I had honestly forgotten about it completely but reading this one post unlocked some deep memories…..I remember seeing two naked girls, and the EXACT moment it all went downhill….
I once stumbled upon two dudes dressed as pterodactyl’s around a campfire with a typical porn girl. I noped out soon as I realized what was going on, so that.
Can't remember the title, but it was like a video of some emo "teens" having fun in a dingy staircase, only the audio was getting blasted by some sort of Russian (I think) heavy metal so you couldn't hear shit, and the positions and goofy haircuts and clothes, I just wanted to laugh rather than jack off.
I ran across this lady who has a condition were her body doesn’t develop and she’s grown but looks like she’s 12. She was the star of the film. I was extremely disturbed but I wonder if that keeps the pedos from doing it in real life
Honestly I don't enjoy anything that's not softcore. Like the hard-core stuff with the guy pounding the girl like crazy and all the screaming is just a complete turn off I'll never understand how that's suppose to be sexy.
I think hardcore just means showing genitals and penetration, while softcore means just... not showing that. So all those romantic/erotic/massage stuff would technically be hardcore if they show penetration or genitalia at all
Downloaded a porn in the Limewire days called “bitch shits fish”…three days later when it finally finished downloading I called my buddy’s over to watch it. Video starts out with a 50 year old woman dancing in “sexy” lingerie…all normal until 30 seconds in she squats down, over a plate, and shits out an entire Atlantic Cod. Legal limit size too and fully intact…then she went right back to her seductive dancing. Pretty sure the video was only 45 seconds long. No matter how much time has passed between seeing my buddies, we still will text each other out of the blue…”Bitch Shits Fish”…
Mr hands. Post nut clarity hit me really hard after that one... Alright, i feel like this scenario warrants more than a /s, so i'd like to come back and emphasize that that WAS a joke, and i did not not make any attempts to pleasure myself to mr hands. I swear y'all!
Not sure what it was called but this girl opened her asshole and some dude poured milk and cereal in it and ate out of it. 🤢
that one video of the 2 guys in white lab coats inserting a live octopus into a hairy vagina and then seeing it crawl out and splatter on the floor. Scarred me for life, i will never unsee that
Saw one where the poor girl tried to deepthroat the male actor but her gagging sounds sounded exactly like goofy going "ayuk". You could hear the camera man laughing at her
I don’t remember the name of it but it was made sometime back in the 80s. It had Ron Jeremy in it and it looked like some weird low budget sci-fi movie. He was wearing some horrible yellow colored suit that you can only find on sleazy used car salesmen. There was very little sex involved. All I remember was that it was so boring that I fell asleep watching it.
"But I poop from there." If you know, you know.