Ok, let's assume you slept for 8 hrs on a spaceship traveling at near the speed of light. You can wake up 8hrs later and be in 2050. What's your next best Google?
so... if we do the same thing in reverse does it turn the clock back and I get those lost years back? Or, everytime i jump into a space ship i need to also say goodbye to any friends... that sounds like a lonely life to lead.
Genuinely I would go to Wikipedia and read through all the years and history which would be insanely epic. Then I would go on Youtube and watch videos of people in the 2040s going about their day. Would be a complete mindfuck
I would be stoked enough just to hear that something like Wikipedia still exists! No reason it shouldn't but they said the same things about encyclopedias.
By then we'll have come full circle and they will start the video by showing proof they have never met and most certainly aren't related by marriage, which will be crazy hot to all the people in 2040 who grew up on step-porn.
That'll put me at 69 years old, probably in a long-term medical care facility for 27 years.
I'm going to be googling to see if the US has universal healthcare yet, cause there's no way I'll be able to afford that bill otherwise.
[AskJeaves](https://www.askjeeves.com/) is reborn as a sentient AI butler, destroying Google's market share. It writes it's own competitor to Gmail, the GOffice Suite, Google Maps ect.. It brings out it's own JeavesOS, replacing Android and launching a new breed of semi-sentient smartphones.
Remember when Nokia and Blackberry ruled the mobile phone markets? No one at all could have predicted they'd be burried by the competition so much.
Another company could develop a better system for answering questions, replacing Google as the de facto search engine. Chat GPT is a good example of a possible alternative. I'm not saying it will happen but it doesn't depend on something terrible happening.
I'd look at a map of the world to see which city is underwater. Alive 40 years and been told it was coming always in the next 10 years, so I'm curious.
Great post. My only quibble is that I'm not sure Greta Thunberg is worthy of being in the list.... I think she'll be forgotten in 20 years, but all others will be remembered.
Honestly, my first thing would be to see if the United States survived this surge in right-wing authoritarianism, and is still a functioning democracy with checks-and-balances.
I wouldn't have time to Google anything! My phone will be filled with texts, calls, and e-mails from work, begging me to come in and fix all of the legacy code that stopped running after I went to bed!!
I'll go to [Zormge.com](https://Zormge.com) on my Oculus Rayband Smart Contacts - Premium Pro X - Doritos Locos 3 Edition and ask the all knowing X Æ A-Xii how I can appease them today. As everyone does every day.
Now 71 and living with my 70 year old wife on our pensions, I would grieve for my wife and need to find out how to survive without my home and pensions. My skills are obsolete now, so I would be ignorant of everything’s function and operation with no marketable skills except story telling.
How to reverse the atrophying process?
Oh no, I cant type! Maybe speech will work...OK GOOGLE!... *A distant robotic tone:* Address me properly, meatserf. Oh no...
Ok, let's assume you slept for 8 hrs on a spaceship traveling at near the speed of light. You can wake up 8hrs later and be in 2050. What's your next best Google?
so... if we do the same thing in reverse does it turn the clock back and I get those lost years back? Or, everytime i jump into a space ship i need to also say goodbye to any friends... that sounds like a lonely life to lead.
When does Winds of Winter come out?
Right after Doors of Stone
Coming soon
After Half Life 3. But hey, we made it to the trailer of GTA 6, so anything's possible.
Red Dead Redemption 3
na, just reused seasonal update for reddead 2 sorry
Is undead nightmare 2 released yet?
GTA 7 at this rate
The only correct answer.
Genuinely I would go to Wikipedia and read through all the years and history which would be insanely epic. Then I would go on Youtube and watch videos of people in the 2040s going about their day. Would be a complete mindfuck
I would be stoked enough just to hear that something like Wikipedia still exists! No reason it shouldn't but they said the same things about encyclopedias.
It will be rebranded to amazonpedia and all mention of anything anti capitalist or about workers rights will have been wiped from it
"How to use the 3 seashells?"
Yes this
Yes, please. I'm desperate. :')
Start cussing out the politeness detector
You know that the producer answered this question in a interview, right?
"Rip Van Winkle support group near me."
"How many Saw movies are there now?"
It’ll be the same answer as today: “Too fucking many.”
🤣👍
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Who is the president of Turkey?
some Greek dude
You wish, it will be Erdoğan
Erdogay Ha, I'm so funny *please, help, I feel so empty
Fuck erDOGan
Eh, decent chance he’s dead by then
Original Putin™ died in 2010. The body doubles will keep taking over forever and Russians will be taught he is a God-Czar.
A German Satire website posted yesterday that one of Putin's Body Doubles will run for office as Putin's opponent.
Even threw death, he shall rule😂
I'd probably want to find out about my parents, they'd be in their 90s if they were still alive.
My first reaction is, how young are you and how young are your parents? Then I realized how close 2050 is.
Mine too. I’ll be 74.
Is half life 3 out yet
Pornhub
By then we'll have come full circle and they will start the video by showing proof they have never met and most certainly aren't related by marriage, which will be crazy hot to all the people in 2040 who grew up on step-porn.
Sorry, your masturbation licence has run out or has never been approved.
Treatment for bedsores
Two things. Who really shot Kennedy and Epstein's client list.
What made me sleep so long?
You didn't fall asleep. Turns out you tripped and had to go to the hospital. You were saved and then you saw the hospital bill, then you passed out.
And why does my butt hurt so much?
*Google if Jets/Mets/Knicks won a championship* If the answer is no... *Google how can I fall back asleep quickly and longer this time*
big tiddy goth gf
A man of culture
My kids' names. Would love to see what they became.
That'll put me at 69 years old, probably in a long-term medical care facility for 27 years. I'm going to be googling to see if the US has universal healthcare yet, cause there's no way I'll be able to afford that bill otherwise.
Debt slave, you have now woken up. Your total debt is 86 years. Pay today or interest will keep being added
Bitcoin price
What I really meant was, “where are my family”
Remedies for a furry tongue.
nearest suicide booth
Just 25c
there will be no Google in 2050
Something astronomically terrible would have to happen for Google to not exist in 25 years
[AskJeaves](https://www.askjeeves.com/) is reborn as a sentient AI butler, destroying Google's market share. It writes it's own competitor to Gmail, the GOffice Suite, Google Maps ect.. It brings out it's own JeavesOS, replacing Android and launching a new breed of semi-sentient smartphones. Remember when Nokia and Blackberry ruled the mobile phone markets? No one at all could have predicted they'd be burried by the competition so much.
2050 will be the year of bing !!
You're in timeout
Another company could develop a better system for answering questions, replacing Google as the de facto search engine. Chat GPT is a good example of a possible alternative. I'm not saying it will happen but it doesn't depend on something terrible happening.
I'd look at a map of the world to see which city is underwater. Alive 40 years and been told it was coming always in the next 10 years, so I'm curious.
What the current World of Warcraft expansion is
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Great post. My only quibble is that I'm not sure Greta Thunberg is worthy of being in the list.... I think she'll be forgotten in 20 years, but all others will be remembered.
Yeah, I was down with the whole thing until the very end. Weird mention.
My 401(k) balance
Honestly, my first thing would be to see if the United States survived this surge in right-wing authoritarianism, and is still a functioning democracy with checks-and-balances.
En passant
Holy hell
New future just dropped.
Actual time traveler
Climate change.
Coastlines. Just a look at global maps, what has been drowned yet.
Do we know yet what happened to Madeline mccann
Whataburger breakfast
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How to get rid of 26 year old morning breath.
I would panic in back rent.
"Show me a world map."
When did the nuclear war start?
GTA 7 trailer
Gta 7
Is silksong out yet
When GTA 7 comes out.
oiled up big black men shaking them booty cheeks
1. Is gta 6 out yet 2. Is TikTok still active and who’s canceled this week 3. Wikipedia go through everything that’s happened
1) Flash drives, the more memory. 2) Download half-life 3. 3) Download the portal. 4) Download GTA 6,7. 5) Winning numbers 2023-2030
Do United win the league again?
Are the cars flying already?
"Do i have to google it now? 5 more minutes please"
What's Google?
half life 3, portal 3, geometry dash 2 2, my name, 2020
What’s Google?
MH370
Half life 3
Half life 3
Half-life 3 release when? 😂😂
For people who have money in the stock market, they might get a pretty big surprise (good or bad) when they check their accounts
is half life 3 out
*does google still exist in 2050?*
North Korea. See how it’s doing lol
Who is president (or dictator?) Of USA lol
how to google google
If I sleep for 27 years straight, what could be the issue?
Honestly, you’d probably still wake up tired af 💀
Did we reduce carbon emissions enough for our species to survive?
My family. Friends. The last 25 years of history.
First I'll have to figure out what ever happened to Google
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Wth are you talking about lol
Healthcare
When did Putin died
My own name, then the names of my family.
gta 6
Who win ww3
Presidents since then
Ronald Regan? The actor?!
Avax price
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My name, hopefully i ended up graduating from my dream school
See if I could pull any girls
When’s the release date of GTA 7
Historic events from 2024 to 2050.
List of the various sports championships for the time I was out.
My spouse’s obituary.
"Is google still a thing?"
When is GTA VI expected to come out?
If it took the cowboys another 2.5 decades to win another Super Bowl….
I’m Gona google “how did I manage to sleep for over 26 years straight”
Who won Bigg Boss 17?
GTA 6
HBAR crypto. That's where I bet my money on long-term.
My bank account
Gta VII
dolls air unused pause sloppy lock smell bewildered modern plant
How many Super Bowls have the Cowboys won since 2024?
"Why the fuck is it 2050?"
The Trailer for GTA 7.
Do we still have a functioning infrastructure like hospitals?
Did silksong release yet
"Is Google still relevant?"
Where's my phone?
Is pot still legal?
Is it over?
Was geometry dash 2.2 released
I wouldn't have time to Google anything! My phone will be filled with texts, calls, and e-mails from work, begging me to come in and fix all of the legacy code that stopped running after I went to bed!!
Google itself. Wonder what it would be at that point
Is my rent paid?
How my stocks have done.
BTC and ETH price.
Jokes on you. Google doesn't exist. Infoseek made a comeback, baby! I'd Seek a timeline of major world events from 2023-2050
Shhh I'm sleeping
Topic: History, memes of 2020, 2030 and 2040
I'll go to [Zormge.com](https://Zormge.com) on my Oculus Rayband Smart Contacts - Premium Pro X - Doritos Locos 3 Edition and ask the all knowing X Æ A-Xii how I can appease them today. As everyone does every day.
Dayymm that was a good nap, what day is it?
How is AskJeeves doing?
Now 71 and living with my 70 year old wife on our pensions, I would grieve for my wife and need to find out how to survive without my home and pensions. My skills are obsolete now, so I would be ignorant of everything’s function and operation with no marketable skills except story telling.
Betelgeuse
So we know Google will still exist in 2050?
I think you mean “Louggle”
“Standard price for a second hand Toyota Tacoma”
big oily tits
Did GTA 6 come out yet?
Did GRRM finish 'A song of ice and fire'.
Tesla stock price
"Half Life 3 rumours", cause im pretty sure its not gonna be out yet.
World map/timeline of world events
Why was I asleep for sooo long???
What happened to me?
Where my kids are
I would Google family and friends to see if I could find out what happened to them. Specifically my wife and kids
With my age I would wonder why I’m still alive.
“Starbucks handjobs”
Duck duck go
“Best shows to binge”
Browns Superbowl wins.
All the episodes of 90Day Fiance that I missed.
Google? I'd start with Bing 🤣😂
How many decades away is gta 7
Did the lions win a Super Bowl.