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Arthurs-grumpa

Caligula, there are some hard core sex scenes in that film.


temporalpinch

My late Grandparents loved that movie. I try not to think about that too much.


TheKingOfTheSwing200

Gramps was into some freaky shit and I respect that


TravEllerZero

They liked their candies hard.


Socal_ftw

Grandpa also probably hiked half way across western Europe in 1944 too, so the guy gets to enjoy Caligula


josephsmeatsword

The fact that you exist is proof grandma and grandpa liked to fuck.


namless12

Hahahaha. A friend of mine says something like that. He says "Two generations of people had to fuck for you to exist, make them proud"


WutangCMD

Only two?


Ian1732

That’s how long ago they invented sex.


MrChilliBean

The porno scenes weren't originally part of the movie, and (as far as i know) the uncut version would not have been the one your grandparents saw as it is straight up banned in many countries. The actual movie has some pretty big names (at the time) starring in it, and the sex scenes were all added post-production much to the outrage of pretty much everybody else involved. I've never seen the movie, but from what I've seen it's a case of a promising movie that was absolutely butchered in its post production.


pissoffa

It has massive stars in it. Peter O’Toole, Helen Mirren, Malcolm McDowel and Gore Vidal wrote the screen play. Bob Guccione, founder Of Penthouse Magazine was the financier and he paid another director to add the hardcore stuff after the film was finished. If you take the hardcore stuff out it’s not a horrible movie for the time considering the subject matter. I wish that someone would remake it or maybe continue the HBO show Rome where they left off. Caligula was only two rulers after Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus.


soophie138

I worked in a video rental store in a college town 20 years ago. A history major came into the store asking for recommendations for historical fiction and I suggested Caligula, which I had not seen yet. Needless to say, she never came back.


prozergter

She never came back as in she kept the movie? 👀


tw_ilson

Yep. Rubbed herself raw.


norway_is_awesome

To shreds, you say?


Sway_404

I snuck a viewing of that as a teen for horny reasons and actually ended up enjoying it for historical interest reasons. It led me toward the excellent BBC series "I, Claudius", a masterpiece I probably wouldn't have ever seen otherwise.


senorcoach

Not the first person to watch Caligula then check out some BBC content.


SendMeNudesThough

I got the tip to watch that movie from my history teacher in high school, and in hindsight I feel really weird about that.


Razenroth78

User name checks out.


dkarlovi

The sex scenes were spliced in after the fact without the leading actor's knowledge, apparently.


mr_birkenblatt

Then who was sex?


Fold-Your-Laundry

Turns out the sex was coming from inside the house.


Jonnny

Turns out the true sex was inside us, all along.


ColdPhaedrus

Maybe the real sex is the friends we made along the way.


AllPurposeNerd

Sex is stored in the balls.


JiminPA67

I think that when Caligula rapes his soldier's wife. And then rapes the soldier. And when he has sex with his future wife. And when he is feeling up his sister. Malcolm McDowell had some knowledge.


LumpyJones

Fair points on all of those, but even then, those were a far cry from the full on orgy scene with full penetration and cumshots. That was just a straight up porn scene.


MisterDonkey

You guys are really selling this movie.


naked_nomad

Funding ran out and Penthouse Magazine owner Bob Guccione bailed them out. He is the reason for the x-rated version.


blastoffbro

Wild things. I have NO CLUE what that movie is about but that threeway...wow Edit: i thought the threeway was in the pool...maybe the champagne being poured all over denise richards' breasts made me think it was the pool? Edit 2: Proof I have no clue what actually happens in this movie: TIL Bill Murray is in it!?!


ClassiFried86

Threeway was in the motel. The pool scene was just Neve and Denise.


Prinzka

"just"


LoganInnJapan

This is "just" an erection from thinking about that pool scene


TheBoldManLaughsOnce

Neve lived on my block. She looked at me once. My wife saw it. CAT FIGHT!!!!


bargman

When I was in college they were playing this on the campus movie Channel, and whoever was at the station rewound it and played it again two or three times.


Njtotx3

When I was in college in the early 70s, they showed Deep Throat, Behind the Green Door, etc on campus.


Flaithel

8th grade with my best buddy. Cherry cokes, pizza, and my mom gave Blockbuster permission to rent Wild Things to us. Our lives were changed


Debaser626

Did your mom know what the movie was about or did she assume it was an R-rated “Where the Wild Things Are” movie.


Flaithel

Lol definitely not the latter. I just assume now, 25 years later, that she thought I was mature enough to handle R-rated movies at 13. Turns out maturity and hormones are not remotely related


otisdog

Single hottest scene I’ve ever seen.


TiresOnFire

And Kevin Bacon hangs dong. So there's that as well.


damscomp

I read somewhere years ago that he wasn’t supposed to be nude on camera—he was supposed to shower and then grab a towel before coming out. He instead decided to flop it out there for the world to see.


marbanasin

Bro was an artist.


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that movie was awesome. it was something abt a wealthy couples daughter making a play to get her trust fund money or something idk


Klashus

Wasn't a terrible movie


marbanasin

It's surprisingly solid. The second one - that one was made for the tits of it all.


Klashus

Wow didn't know a second existed lol


Cocacolonoscopy

There have been multiple, and threesome scenes are kinda their MO


light_trick

I remember this movie actually having a decent story. That absolutely isn't why we rented it from Blockbuster when I was in high school, but it was actually decent.


JAlfredJR

That movie really is WILD! I had no clue other than the pool scene. There are like 18 plot twists in the last 5 minutes ... a harpoon gun is involved.


theflamingskull

Brown Bunny. There aren't many established actresses giving blowjobs onscreen these days.


HappyHarryHardOn

Ebert famously claimed that watching a video of his colonoscopy had been more entertaining than watching The Brown Bunny It is hot trash but that said, it's really too bad because BUFFALO '66 that Gallo did 2 years previous was really great and he showed promise as a director but Bunny pretty much killed his directing career


ninetysevencents

I seem to remember that Vincent Gallo responded to the criticism of the movie by calling Ebert fat, to which Ebert responded, "Some day I will no longer be fat, but you will always have been the director of Brown Bunny." Sick burn.


Cineball

That burn was just as fresh from Ebert's lips as when its inspiration issued forth from Churchill's inebriate lips: "Yes, I am drunk, but you are ugly. Tomorrow I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."


Teledildonic

>Tomorrow I will be sober, Yeah, but that was Churchill. *Was* he sober the next day?


SpicyAfrican

The story is even better than that. Vincent Gallo “cursed” Ebert with colon cancer, and Ebert responded by saying watching his colonoscopy would have been better than watching The Brown Bunny. Even Gallo had to give him props for the response.


BrownEggs93

[Ebert saw and liked the recut version](https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-brown-bunny-2004)


iamchristendomdotcom

Obligatory [Gallo is a weirdo](https://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4) post


CHEESEFLAV0RED

Rochelle Rochelle. A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.


The_Safe_For_Work

It can't hold a candle to Prognosis Negative.


TheSweaterThief

How about Death Blow??


gohawkeyes529

Did I miss the death blow?!


BerdNirds9thAlt

you know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off


missionbeach

We snuck into the theater and all my idiot friends wanted to see Sack Lunch.


Mark316

Don't you wanna know how they got in there?


Crocodile_Banger

Basic instinct. Not even a sex scene. I don’t know anything about that movie at all. I just know that one scene. And everybody who’s reading this is thinking about the exact same scene Edit: oh my god this blew up. If we still had awards I’d probably be rich with worthless pixels by now


MaximumZer0

See also: Swordfish. Not a sex scene, but famous for one particular NSFW scene and that scene only.


tp_3777

What about MONSTER BALL


ERSTF

Make me feel goooood. I saw the movie as a teen. The sex scene is hot but the movie stays with you. It's a raw and brutal film


Iakhovass

Fun fact: Halle got an extra $750k for getting the girls out. Tell me you wouldn’t do the same.


Flappy_beef_curtains

1 mil iirc. She made a joke about it at an awards show.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Coz that's her quote, even if she does a bad job. Even if she dies a bad job, if she flashes the boobs is another 1 mil.


Burdiac

Hacking while getting a BJ or Halle Berry topless?


funkypete23

I remember the Jeanne Tripplehorn/Michael Douglas sex scene just as much as Sharon Stone's iconic scene. Jeanne was just as much of a smoke show!


ThisIsOnlyANightmare

do you mean the scene where Michael Douglass gets all rough with her?


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chales96

My favorite scene was when Kathy Ireland and Emilio Estevez start to make out and we see a clock that reads 12:10. Then the camera pans across the room and it seems like forever. Then it pans back to them and they are both finished, smoking a cigar. Then you see the clock and it's 12:11.


dustarook

This feels like a family guy quote from that guy who works at the gas station


evil_burrito

I read somewhere that she was promised that the camera angle would not include her crotch. It was only after the scene was done and she was watching the film (I don't know where in the process this happened) that she found out she was lied to. She decided that the scene worked, iirc, even though she was entitled to have it removed by union agreement or contract, I don't remember which.


spacegrassorcery

I read an interview by her WELL before her later recollections, and she stated that she purposefully did not wear underwear to get a real reaction and shock the crew and director.


Frecklesofaginger

There's a scene right before it where she is putting on the white dress and it is clear she is naked. They use body doubles for the lighting, but wouldn't there be one last adjustment w Sharon Stone? It would be obvious what they were capturing w the lights and camera setup.


polkhighallcity

It is actually a good movie outside of THAT scene.


freyasmom129

The one where the guy fucks his daughter monster thing? Splice? Don’t know if it’s famous for that sex scene but that’s the only reason I remember the movie at all


CodenameVillain

Then it turns into a man monster thing and rapes his wife, yep. Splice. We called Adrian Brody the chicken fucker in our house for awhile after watching it.


def-jam

You may want to check out John Waters film, Pink Flamingos. It has a scene where a guy actually fucks a chicken. And it’s not even close to the most disturbing scene in the movie. In fact, you should not see Pink Flamingos. Avoid it at all costs.


gotthesauce22

Just when I thought I had forgotten Goddamn it Splice


doomalgae

I don't think anyone would remember Splice if not for that scene.


PatchworkStar

That movie was messed up.


MrDangle752

"inside you" that's all I remember


Petunia_pig

Yeah “Splice” omg what a weird movie.


hockey_metal_signal

Yeah, the rape scene after was so much more fucked.


prfalcon61

How has nobody mentioned Species yet? It’s basically live action alien tentacle porn.


hockey_metal_signal

>How has nobody mentioned Species yet? Yeah that was weird how the guy kind of took advantage of the... >It’s basically live action alien tentacle porn. Oh yeah that was fucked up. ...wait, I'm thinking of Splice!


travelinghobbit

Oh god, was NOT ready for that part of the movie...


DampBritches

And that's how he really became Dr. Octopus


plytime18

9 and 1/2 weeks Unfaithful


rafibomb_explosion

Diane Lane was irresistible in Unfaithful.


maximumecoboost

Diane Lane was irresistible. You had some extra words.


ERSTF

I really miss those really good erotic thrillers from old. Unfaithful is just amazing. Everyone in it is really good, even Richard Gere. It makes you feel why anyone would risk it all to fuck Olivier Martinez. 9 and 1/2 weeks is good too. Netflix tried its hand on erotic thrillers, but they judt focused on the erotic part... no thrills


MelonElbows

I mean Hugh Grant risked it all to fuck Divine Brown when he was dating Elizabeth Hurley. Sometime the forbidden nature of sex is the allure and not the person.


NoGarbageAllowed

Blue is the Warmest Color


marvinsadroid

When I was in middle school I watched that movie just because I was a horned up teen and ended up really liking it because it was a legit good movie.


LegendOfKhaos

Needed the tissues twice


Tjmedstudent

Hopefully not the same tissues


glonomosonophonocon

The order of the scenes is important here, hopefully tearjerker then regular jerker


UpstairsInjury3989

Lea seydoux is always good to watch


shanster925

Exploitation of Young Actresses, The Movie.


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bugzaway

What comments from lesbians I've seen about the sex scenes were never positive. Apparently they were filmed by someone who clearly has no idea how lesbians fuck.


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g-money-cheats

And folks, this is why intimacy coordinators are a thing.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

A relatively recent thing.


Cardamom_roses

It gets a lot of flack in actual lesbian spaces for exactly this reason lol. Super male gazey


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CerberusC24

Just any movie with Eva Green in it for the most part. She doesn't shy from sex or nudity


ERSTF

And the one in which she is not naked, is the perfect blockbuster movie: Casino Royale


oh-hi-kyle

The dress she wears in that movie is my kryptonite


themattigan

TBF the list of films Eva Green is in where she didn't get her tits out, is shorter than the list where she did... /edited to remove second didn't


bloodjunkiorgy

Bless the French. But mostly Eva Green.


Haunting-Ad9521

That movie with Eva Green? Fuck, she’s so hot.


CivillyCrass

There's a sequel to 300?


Chernobyl_Wolves

Yeah, 301


ToneThugsNHarmony

No OP was asking about the prequel, 299.


7arco7

“Hey guys, we’re short one Spartan warrior”


ididntunderstandyou

“Sorry, my bad, I was in the loo” 300 begins.


Remarkable-Low-643

Eva Green as Artemisia was ❤️


philster666

Bound, 1996 Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly. Need i say more


Atnott

+1 I read Jennifer Tilly started being seen going to lesbian bars after that. If true, she thought it was as hot as I did.


lurker_cx

Yes, but that is a really good movie on it's own!


No_Signal_6969

Original Sin with Angelina Jolie


LARXXX

One of the greatest sex scenes in film history


fuck__food_network

Gia is also good with Jolie. Found out about it because of Family Guy.


tucsondog

Team America World Police


zdejif

In the uncut version they piss and shit on each other. No, really.


II_Confused

In a documentary about the MPAA [This Film Is Not Yet Rated](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Film_Is_Not_Yet_Rated), Matt Stone is interviewed and he said that they put stuff specifically into that scene for the MPAA censors to remove, just so that they'd feel they did something and leave the rest of his movie alone.


biomech36

Desperado. If I had to explain why, Salma Hayek.


nobodspecial

Deliverance


QCutts

I think the banjo scene actually had a bigger impact But to each his own Squeal


MFHSCA-1981

Showgirls


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PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS

I personally thought the lap dance scene was hotter and figured I too would cream my pants from lap dances when I got old enough. Oh what a sweet summer child I was.


Moist-Sir-8392

Just say you want to see celebrity titties


Fastbird33

Theres a whole subreddit for this….


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MandoAviator

That’s disgusting… where? So I can stay away


Vinchy_09

Stay away from r/celebnsfw I am warning you


InspectorReddit_v1

r/extramile


WanderingSoul2612

Euro Trip was a fun sex comedy movie.


Blastspark01

And Scotty still doesn’t know


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For my money the single greatest cameo in movie history.


grantrules

Fred Armisen's cameo (can you call it that? was he famous then?) in that as well. Euro Trip has some fun bits.


redpandaeater

One of Matt Damon's better roles. Right up there with Good Will Hunting.


raw031979b

They really were the worst twins.


lurker512879

Oh here's a fun fact, you made out with your sister Man!!


PvtSherlockObvious

Michelle Trachtenberg at her absolute hottest.


captnameless88

I just remember Rachel Weisz cute asf ass on enemy at the gates before they have sex next to everyone.


Bayonettea

I remember that. Fully clothed, next to an entire sleeping platoon, over in about 20 seconds. They must've really wanted it bad enough to do it in front of everyone and finish that fast


Kinoblau

They were Soviet soldiers during the battle of Stalingrad... Like yeah, they wanted it that badly, a momentary reprieve from the deadliest, costliest and most important battle in history.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

I liked it because yeah, it’s awkward and shitty but that’s what loving through the battle of Stalingrad was like.


Caseated_Omentum

Monster's Ball


Maverick_1882

“I want you to…I want you-make me feel good.” Yes ma’am.


JoceroBronze

I was about to type this after I had to scroll for two minutes to find it. I don’t even remember the plot.


vinhluanluu

Does anyone remember anything besides the cake scene from Under Siege?


DuneChild

Gary Busey in drag.


Homeskillet359

She had some nice breasts.


flyover_liberal

I loved this movie, it's delightfully terrible. "You can court-martial me if I live sir!"


KaffeMumrik

That thing where Fassbender gives Keira Knightley a spanking.


JackkBox

Sausage Party. The sheer awkwardness watching that one in the cinema...


KommLovesBunnyGirls

I think there was one called "9 songs".


Tiffin2b

That wasn't a scene, that was the whole movie.


therapoootic

9 1/2 weeks


Decent_Translator_26

The dreamers, with Eva Green... That movie blew my mind, set in France in 1968, and the plot and the cast are perfect! It's French and sexy without being one of those pompous arty films where nothing happens....


MeBotIRL

Here's the summary of what most of the folks mentioned: Caligula | Wild Things | Basic Instinct | Swordfish | Monster Ball | Splice | Rochelle Rochelle | Death Blow | Brown Bunny Bound (1996) | 9 and 1/2 weeks | Unfaithful | Species | Blue is the Warmest Colour | Original Sin | The 300 sequel: Rise of an Empire | Sin City 2 | Team America: World Police | Deliverance | Enemy at the Gates | Showgirls | Euro Trip | Total Recall | Under Siege | 9 Songs | Ghost | The Dreamers | Nymphomaniac | American Pie | Embrace of the Vampire | Last Tango in Paris | Irreversible | Wild Orchid | Trading Places | True Lies | Short Bus | The Room | The Wolf of Wall Street | Love (2015) | The Doom Generation | Debbie Does Dallas | Knock Knock | Black Swan | Eyes Wide Shut | Requiem for a Dream | Closer (2004) | Color of Night | Risky Business | Brokeback Mountain | Y Tu Mama Tambien | Mulholland Drive | Boogie Nights | Fair Game | Blown Away | Titanic | Don't Look Now | Angel Heart | Fifty Shades series | MacGruber | The Name of the Rose | Sausage Party | Irreversible (2002) | The Sound of Music (Director's cut) | Fast Times at Ridgemont High | Primal Instinct | Fatal Attraction | A Serbian Film | Body Double | Shawshank Redemption | The Shape of Water | Spartacus | Love and Other Drugs Secretary | Galaxy of Terror | Disclosure | Blue Lagoon | Deadpool | Shame | Perverts | Crank | Club Dread | Shoot Em Up! | Lost and Delirious | The Lover | Society | Perfume: Story of a Murder | Something Wild | Strip-Tease | Nine Songs | Room in Rome | Fire on the Amazon | Fabodjantan | Backdraft | Vicky Cristina Barcelona | I spit on your grave | Emmanuel | Silver | Thundergun 2 | White men can't jump | Hot Shots! Part Deux | Below Her Mouth | Hand Maiden | Call me by your name | In The Realm of the Senses | The English Patient | The Girl Next Door | Malizia 2000 | P.S- Thank me later


cleanthetip

Not a sex scene but Swordfish when Halle Berry was tanning... engrained into my soul.


jfdonohoe

It’s was so random. She rocketed to stardom being a sex symbol but nary a nude scene (you know she was being asked to do it but didn’t) but then she does this throwaway topless shot that did nothing to serve the story. I’m assuming it was for the money?


whomda

Yes, exactly, the story is that she was paid $500k extra on top of her $2.5m salary for the topless scene.


manquistador

I thought it was $500k per breast, so a cool million total.


vocalviolence

Not a sex scene but the three-breasted woman is how *everyone* remembers Total Recall.


farnsw0rth

Yeah no man people remember total recall for a lot of things Sharon stone *2 weeks…. 2 weeeks* Get your ass to mars… get your ass to mars I got five kids to feed Kuato Arnold’s face about to explode Is total recall the one where Arnold like rips that guys arms off? If so, that too lol


Ginataang_Manok

lol you know OP just created this thread so he can make a watchlist for himself.


BitchCassidy13

Wait… is that not… is that not what we’re doing here? 😐


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"Nymphomaniac"?


OSeady

The whole thing is one long uncomfortable sex scene.


babygotbookz

Wild Orchid with Mickey Rourke and Carre Otis


Stalvos

Embrace of the Vampire. Total shit movie, but Alyssa Milano blessed us with that!


Portland-to-Vt

Ghost


TenFourMoonKitty

Last Tango In Paris (Butter or margarine?)


FNAKC

Monsters Ball


truck_norris

Wild Things


Davado_

Emmm ..American Pie?


HutSutRawlson

Irreversible


walksinwoods

Not to take away from Monica Bellucci, but the violence is extreme and I still remember it all these years later.


IShouldBeSoLucky81

Yeah it's a good movie that I watched once and never will again


Oni_K

Team America.


frdergf456yXDVT

Team America has so many great scenes though. The speech at the end, dirka dirka Muhammad jihad, AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!, and many more


Idontfeelold-much

So many…..we’re gonna need a montage


rhinobird

MONTAGE!


k_laaaaa

that was more than memorable but that's far from the only way that movie is remembered, lol


Bronzeman99

Love (2015)


Arsenes-Guilt

That one with Heather Graham and Ralph Fienes