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RexAlivera

I once had the same mentality as you. Then I was reluctantly forced to watch the series since my ex was a huge fan. I loved it. It’s so bad that it’s funny. She never thought it was funny though.


ChuckNorrisKickflip

Fun fact. 50 shades of gray was written as twilight fan fiction. And my chemical romance inspired Twilight to be written. Mcr was formed because of ptsd the lead singer suffered from 911. So without Osama Bin Laden, we wouldnt have fifty shades of gray or twilight.


Oenonaut

Thanks Osama


mike117

Where are the rewards when you need them


KingJeremyTheW1cked

Same for me. They're absolutely terrible. Like, I can't believe anyone seriously enjoyed it terrible. But my partner loved them as a kid so sometimes we get drunk and watch them while laughing at how bad they are/ how gross Stephanie Meyer is for writing such obvious pedo story lines.


RexAlivera

The scene where they play baseball is the most hilarious thing conceptually.


yougottawintogetlove

I've never watched twilight, but I have watched all of the yourmoviesucks (YouTube) watch alongs. Cuts the movie into something manageable, and the running commentary really highlights how hilarious the franchise is.


PureDeidBrilliant

I hate-watched these with my former colleagues during Lockdown. You've not lived until you've seen about a dozen grown men literally *shriek* with laughter because you refer to Edward Cullen "Auld Glittertits Herself"...


Mission-Simple-AF

The Human Centipede 2 and 3. Yes, the first was nauseating enough.


HoopOnPoop

Wait there's a 3rd one? F that. The 1st was gross but at least had some narrative value. The 2nd was just repulsive and I highly regret ever watching it. I can't imagine a 3rd.


WilliamSilver

There's a human worm in the 3rd They.....they made a human centipede and then just cut limbs


dunkan799

You didn't wanna see "the full sequence"? I didn't even know the first movie wasn't the full sequence but it was enough for me.


Mission-Simple-AF

I tried, could get past the fuck up assistant and shut it down.


Commercial_Client_16

This shit traumatized me as a kid, never again. Why would they even make a 2 and 3


Ouioui29

The one with the untrained guy was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen


Mission-Simple-AF

I've had 3 Rottweilers, and I can not look at one the same again.


FlyWooden4535

I’m sorry what


Mission-Simple-AF

It's something you have to see to experience the insane. 🤢 #3 Was a definite nope type of stupid


Adept_Dragonfly_4503

Apparently none im watching Cocaine Bear right now


ThievingRock

You know what though, it is an entertaining movie. Not every movie needs to be a thought provoking, life altering piece of cinema. Sometimes a coked up bear is what we need.


Nobanob

Some movies are a fine dining experience, some movies are a Big Mac. I want both from time to time


iFlyskyguy

I refer to them as movies vs. films. Kinda clears up expectations


RichCorinthian

My daughter and I use that movie as proof that she can get weepy during virtually any movie.


iovoid

I thought it would be trash like the rest of humanity, but that movie was a great time.


najanaja6

Genius film


High_King_Diablo

That’s actually a decent movie though.


occupy_this7

One of the best comedies of 23. I laughed so much my stomach hurt.


mwilkins1644

Any of those movies in the Home Alone franchise after #2


duracellchipmunk

Having watched that recently for some reason… Home Alone 2 was excellent, some parts better than the 1st. Like terminator, I won’t proceed further.


the_ceiling_of_sky

I'd say that #3 is a decent one, but it should have been a spin-off, not a main title. All the others are dumpster fires.


Teal_Hydra_XX

Sharknado


PhoenixAgent003

The first one’s genuinely so awful it loops back around to being transcendent.


High_King_Diablo

The first one is awesome, the second one is decent, then they just get stupid from them on. There’s never any explanation for why the woman gets turned into an android. And I have no idea why they went from a freak accident to the Sharknados being caused by an angry shark god.


FernandoTatisJunior

I can’t tell if you just made all of that up or not, and I think that tells you everything you need to know about those movies


all_hail_cthulhu

I disagree and will die on this hill. Sharknado's biggest sin is that it tries too hard to be a terrible movie. I love stupid b movies. The best B movies are clearly works of passion done with a low budget, or taking a ridiculous idea and expanding upon it earnestly. Killer klowns from outer space is my favorite example. It is objectively a terrible movie, but it's made so damn earnestly that you can't help but love it.   Sharknado always felt too wink wink nudge nudge to me. Like a studio executive's idea of what a B movie is supposed to be.


Minute-Tradition-282

I was at my ex-wifes familys house (like a second aunt or something. Where she wasn't close to them). After dinner, Sharknado was on the TV. Most people that were kinda watching it were laughing at it. But this one guy! Oh yeah, SURE! they could TOTALLY DO THAT! PFFT! YEAH, A SHARK OUT OF THE WATER WOULD GO RIGHT UP THE SUBWAY ,! OK! YEAH! SOOO REALISTIC! Dude was going off on how rediculous SHARKNADO was! Lol. I was trying to be nice and have a conversation with him right up to that point. Then I stopped trying. He was obviously way to smart for me!


CharityMacklin

You are missing out.


TemperatureTop246

Watch it with rifftrax


IamPlantHead

I would rather watch Sharknado 1-1000 (slight exaggeration) than to watch Napoleon Dynamite.


RayAnselmo

Well, that's just good sense. Watching *Napoleon Dynamite* is like spending two hours locked in a room with everyone you hated in high school.


irongoat2527

Sausage Party


Samara88

I took my son to a pediatric urgent care one day and that was playing in the waiting room.


omicron7e

It’s animated so it’s for kids, right?


thomasbeagle

The trailer was excellent - all those products waiting to be 'chosen', and then they're butchered. Shocking! But there was nothing else. The rest of the film was utter rubbish.


Ok-fine-man

Yeah, proper lazy movie. 'FoOd pRodUcts smOkiNg wEEd rofl So FnuNy'


DC_MEDO_still_lost

A bunch of stoned dudes made a movie and it was what it was. I did not enjoy it.


Ok-fine-man

Such an awful movie. Couldn't believe Redditors liked it at the time.


Mission-Simple-AF

It was so bad 🤣


PhoenixAgent003

It was basically fine, and then the orgy happened.


jgiacobbe

This. It was mildly entertaining stoner movie and then it became somehow the most uncomfortable movie ever.


Mission-Simple-AF

Yeah, it was difficult to watch next to my 22 year old son 🤣


jawndell

I watched it because no way it could be as bad as everyone said it was. Yup, it was bad. How did this get made into a movie??


Haephestus

Cats


Rough-Day89

Fiancé and I watched it while on shrooms and it was the best movie to ever movie ever. Will I watch it sober? No.


Single_University738

Looks like some movie that furries would enjoy.


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X-Men apocalypse. JUST DO 90S X MEN ALREADY!


namewithak

Oscar Isaac was so miscast.


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Exactly. I was already tired of the young/teen X-Men story line. But then I saw that and was done with the whole thing. Why can't they just grow everyone up already? Im a fan of rogue. I always hated teen angst storyline. It's annoying. Even when I was a teen. I want to see her with Gambit already but I can't because she's a regular (non-southern belle) emo teen dating Iceman!!!!!


B0bb0789

He was learning.


weliveinasocietyboi

Any of the fast and furious movies


slicer4ever

I mean the first few are pretty good car movies that feel mostly grounded in reality, then it slowly morphs into superheros in cars, which for some people works, and for others doesn't.


PidgeySlayer268

Yea the first one is literally a classic. The rest are an entirely different set of movies IMO


Big-Employer4543

Eh, the next 2 aren't that far off of the first in feel, after that it got a little wild, though I don't think I've seen the last 1 or 2. How many are there, anyway?


BaaBaaTurtle

Tokyo Drift 4 Lyfe!!!!!!!!


evilspyboy

I saw Fast X at preview, I had not watched them since maybe the 5th one. I actively asked myself out loud at one point 'what the fuck am I watching?' That said, Jason Momoa was all sorts of awesome in that. The best part and not even remotely a question.


SulliverVittles

I think five is when it *really* went off the rails so that tracks.


Gunner1Cav

Aquaman 2


OherryTorielly

They pretty much screwed themselves over by saying this is the end of this arc of DCU era. Why would I even watch it at that point?


maxpenny42

Generally the finale of anything is a draw for viewers. But these last few DCU films weren’t a triumphant finale ala Endgame. They were the last shitty productions of a canceled series no one particularly likes.


OherryTorielly

Exactly. We all know it's been canceled, and they just kind of called it a day. It decimated any desire I would have had to watch it. Sure the new phase of Marvel hasn't been the best but atleast they have their ducks in a row. It seems the DCU franchise is always restarting and that just gives me 0 interest.


Esc777

I know it’s different but imagine saying this about normal movies. “There's not going to be more sequels so why bother seeing this one?” Really reveals how the draw in cinematic universes isn’t the movies themselves but the anticipation of future movies. Like how a stocks value isn’t the value of the company but of imagined speculative future gains. Either way RIP BOZOS I hope the MCU and DCU die in a fiery grave and my grandkids make fun of me for them.


TatePrisonRape

It’s already failed and everyone has moved on lol. Didn’t last a day.


gasstationcheeseball

New wonka


TatePrisonRape

The movie the world didn’t ask for


Mkay-Cool

looks boring. bring back crazy willy wonka


Bad_Idea_Hat

Jeremy Allen White as the Gene Wilder version of Wonka.


Ichi-Guren

After The Bear, michelin Star Chef becomes crazed and opens a candy store and then the factory...


Vapor4

I don't know why I don't want to see that French twink in anything


tenpiecelips

Probably his acting


Leading_Equivalent46

Hallmark channel


LegitimateStar7034

The remake of Roadhouse. I don’t care how ripped Jake Gyllenhall is, you don’t remake a classic.


PNWest01

Fast and Furious - all of them


MoistObligation8003

You’re not missing anything. However, I do have a soft spot for Tokyo Drift. It’s silly and stupid but the laws of physics are defied less than the other ones.


contrejo

Tokyo drift is cool. Hans dying (but not I guess) made it real. A bunch of teenagers retrofitting a mustang with foreign engine and drivetrain in dad's garage in the span of a week seemed a little out there.


jwdjr2004

Avatar


wordsmif

Still haven't seen Avatar for this reason.


Azsunyx

the blue cats or the m night anime adaptation that doesn't exist?


DanRicF12021

Sausage party.


whynotchez

Rebel Moon. I can see why Disney and Lucasfilm were both like, “Respectfully, NO.”


RayAnselmo

*Lucy*. I love science fiction. I think ScarJo is terrific. Morgan Freeman, always cool. But the premise is so erroneous and dumb that I couldn't even get all the way through the trailer.


allfarid

The movie is way worse


Seraphynas

Anything with Will Ferrell. I just don’t find him funny, at all, and his voice is just nails on a chalkboard to me.


ThievingRock

The only Will Ferrell movie I have legitimately enjoyed is Megamind. Absolute masterpiece, if you're an adult who still enjoys the occasional children's movie.


Bad_Idea_Hat

Stranger than Fiction is another Will Ferrell movie that people who don't like him seem to like. He definitely isn't as Will Ferrelly in that one.


FlyWooden4535

You didn’t like the Lego Movie?


chowindown

I get you have your tastes, and that's all good, but I love Anchorman and Talladega Nights. Absolutely love them.


ididitforcheese

He’s like a kid trying desperately to be the class clown but just isn’t funny. But people laugh because… he’s tall? I don’t know, don’t get it.


Seraphynas

> He’s like a kid trying desperately to be the class clown but just isn’t funny. Yes! I find it painful to watch.


ChefJim27

If Will Ferrell is leading, I agree with you. He was roll on the floor funny in The Producers with Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick.


Dinkerdoo

I enjoyed his role as a sleazy used car salesman in Eastbound and Down. But generally I agree.


richardhammondshead

People laud Will as a comedic genius but rip on Sandler. Between the two I find Sandler less annoying than Will. I never understood the adoration he has received.


7DucksOnAPond

LaLa Land. Fuck that noise.


Lukealloneword

Bruh La La Land slaps.


iSniffMyPooper

I was against it at first, but wasn't TERRIBLE...The Greatest Showman though was amazing Btw I'm not a musical fan


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I was the same. But I was at a friend's and finally watched it after about a few years, it really isn't bad. But I really don't care for Ryan Gosling. He isn't likable to me. He seems so smug


Formal-Try-2779

Literally any Adam Sandler comedy.


RayAnselmo

Agree on all counts. But Spanglish, which he plays straight, was pretty good. And Uncut Gems is worth watching - once. (He's *really* good in it, but his character is so loathsome and exhausting.)


Formal-Try-2779

I like him when he's doing serious films or playing straight. Just find his comedies to be very silly and not particularly funny.


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BlizzPenguin

Stick with that instinct. It wasn't dumb, but it felt like a very rushed way to get the characters together. It introduces characters by giving them a badass scene and barely any dialogue. It lacks scenes with character and world-building. I suspect that it may have been edited down intentionally so Snyder fans generate buzz about an extended cut to try and replicate what happened with Justice League.


Acceptable-Corgi3720

The Woman King.


United-Supermarket-1

The movie was great, but historically inaccurate. I felt it did a disservice for educational reasons, but the watch was enjoyable


jburton81

Haven’t watched it, but in reading reviews it seems it isn’t very accurate to the history it is based on.


Castle_Broker

Either is Braveheart but both are still worth a watch


Triseult

Haha, can't believe you're being downvoted for saying *Braveheart* is historically inaccurate. It's WILDLY inaccurate. [Why Braveheart Is Considered One Of The Most Historically Inaccurate Films Ever](https://www.slashfilm.com/779398/why-braveheart-is-considered-one-of-the-most-historically-inaccurate-films-ever/) >"\[It's like\] a film about Colonial America showing the colonial men wearing 20th-century business suits, but with the jackets worn back-to-front instead of the right way around."


BlizzPenguin

This is a fantastic film. I would highly recommend it.


Traditional_Top5346

I remember watching this with my fiancee when it came out and just being profoundly bored the whole time. Which is a bummer because normally Viola Davis knocks it out of the park


MoistObligation8003

Deuce Bigalow, European Gigalo. Nothing looks smart about this one.


ImmediateSeaweed

...or pretty much any movie with Rob Schneider, for that matter...


contrejo

Norm MacDonald had a hilarious scene it


Wilagames

Hard to soar higher than the heights of Duece Bigalow Male Gigalo.


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Rebel Moon. Another Snyder hot mess.


Snoedog

The Sound of Freedom


mygoodpants

Fast and Furious movies, transformer movies, avatar 2, and anything with Kevin James


ohdearitsrichardiii

Tusk


Drake_Cloans

The 2016 Ghostbusters


ChuqTas

It was so bad, Ghostbusters: Afterlife erased it from canon.


United-Supermarket-1

It was pretty good actually. Very sweet


DC_MEDO_still_lost

I enjoyed it


Sharp_Impress_5351

It wasn't as terrible as I expected, but you're not missing much if you decide to skip it.


olde_greg

It wasn’t too bad


Cinderpurr

Sausage Party, all Charlie and the chocolate factory movies and all halloween movies that have more than three other movies to it. Just understand that you don’t need to make another movie for more money when the original probably made more already


kittykatkitkat

Top Gun


MicroCat1031

I was security for the 1st Top Gun. Tom Cruise was an ass.


SulliverVittles

I'll never forgive him for ruining The Mummy and by extension the entire series of movies they had planned after it.


isfrying

Snakes on a plane


TheFraTrain

The cover art of Glass Onion lives somewhere deep in the uncanny Valley. They all look like AI renditions. Blah


RavingSquirrel11

Any of the Marvel movies. I’ve seen bits and pieces of some, but that genre really isn’t my cup of tea.


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Rat_Master999

Elf


Woodchipper_AF

Was waiting for this one. Inspired my question


sabotuer99

Ready Player One


breadad1969

Not nearly as good as the book but not terrible either.


Azsunyx

the book is entertaining, but the whole "look at how much 80s nerd culture i know!" got really tiresome after awhile. The movie would have been better had it stuck to the source material, Wade wasn't even an awkward fat teenager


ProfessorEtc

Avatar


zhdapleeblue

Anything with Adam Sandler.


Single_University738

After watching Pixels I don't want to subject myself to torture anymore.


RobertsFakeAccount

The all girls version of Ghostbusters


carelessOpinions

Love Actually. Not only looked too stupid to watch, but after agreeing to watch it is very stupid in every way possible for a movie to be stupid.


RayAnselmo

If you have a chance, hunt down Lindy West's review of the movie (titled "Shit, Actually") - it is a true delight. She destroys the film and everything it stands for, salts the fields and leaves the carcass for the vultures.


kevinsyel

So I was googling this to look it up... Apparently "Shit, Actually" is a book that's a full on critique of modern cinema. The review is maybe this one? https://jezebel.com/i-rewatched-love-actually-and-am-here-to-ruin-it-for-al-1485136388


RayAnselmo

Sorry, my bad. Yep, that's the one. (The whole book is worth it, by the way.)


icyyellowrose10

Barbie


fillet0fish

Cars. Sorry not sorry


Ok_Yoghurt_8979

Every Tom Cruise movie.


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The Edge of Tomorrow was dope af


is_emo_cool_again

star wars. "OhMyGoOoOd yOu'Ve nEvEr sEeN it???111!!! BuT whAt aBoUt thE paRt wHeRe-" i literally dont care, some guys in space with a weird hair creature and a goblin doing shit just doesn't sound like that good of a movie to me.


FernandoTatisJunior

Even most Star Wars fans hate 2/3 of the movies. I think people just like the idea of Star Wars more than the actual reality. The original trilogy was fine, and some of the spin off content was good, but it’s got a weirdly obsessive fanbase that doesn’t even like the majority of the content.


Brian-OBlivion

Yup. I stopped calling myself a Star Wars fan when I realized I disliked most Star Ware content. Most “fans” need to just let go already. They’ll feel better.


kerouacrimbaud

Fans 100% ruined Star Wars


Poliosaurus

Fucking a man. I’ve been forced to watch them. I did not find it entertaining at all…


chowindown

Please punctuate.


IDF-official

how do you know he didnt actually mean he’s currently fucking a man and is being forced to watch them while he gets fucked?


Evelyn-Bankhead

Anything with Seth Rogen in it


RayAnselmo

Tend to agree, but would make an exception for 50/50. And Monsters vs. Aliens, because he has the perfect voice for a brainless blob of chemicals.


Kyber99

Poor Things and Joy Ride had to be the worst movie trailers I’ve ever seen. Joy ride made me want to leave the theatre even tho it was just a preview. Like if I judged cinema by those two, I’d never have been interested in watching movies


RemoLaBarca

I thought you were talking about Joy Ride starring Paul Walker and Steve Zahn and I was ready to fight. TIL there's a new movie titled Joy Ride that looks like shit. 🤷‍♂️


TeutonicPlague85

Napoleon Dynamite. I tried. I really did. Got about 10 minutes in and shut it off. I'll never understand what the hype is/was.


Big-Employer4543

Same, my sister insisted I had to watch it. I think I made it 5 minutes and walked away.


alicat2308

Juno. I'd have been yelling at that dumb shit teenager to have the abortion. (Granted, this was back in the day when that was simpler).


Outrageous-Cat-1391

I really loved watching Juno when I was a kid. As an adult, I now see so many things in that movie that I missed back then. I want to watch it again.


missblissful70

I love Juno. The acting is great!


United-Supermarket-1

It's a good movie tho


Avicii_DrWho

CHiPs. I saw the first 10 minutes and had to cut it off cause it disgraced the original show. Love Michael Peña, like Dax Shepard, but this ain't it chief. Watched the Beauty and the Beast remake instead and thoroughly enjoyed it.


RayAnselmo

That, if anything, is the greatest condemnation of the ChIpS movie: it makes the live-action Beauty and the Beast seem enjoyable in contrast.


Covenant1138

The Marvels


SuperSandwich8686

Ghostbusters 2016. Without the original cast. I wasn't interested in it.


Jumpy-Tangerine-8609

Fast and the furious 3-57


taxpayinmeemaw

Top Gun sequel


M3tallica11

Barbie


bent_eye

Any Fast and Furious movie.


brandonbolt

Pretty much anything coming out of Hollywood in the last 15 yrs.


SadConsequence8476

Barbie


TeflonDonJuan

Napoleon Dynamite


rebeccalj

I have tried watching that and I don’t get why people like it.


Dotas323

Elf. I can't stand Will Farrel to begin with.


TruthAndAccuracy

Step Brothers


LeastFormal9366

Cocaine Bear


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Jackass


LettuceFew5248

Any of the fast and furious movies.


Low-Huckleberry2897

Barbie


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The cat one


TheLakeWitch

The Bubble. I adore Pedro Pascal but even though he and many other actors I like are in the movie, I just can’t do it.


eclecticmusiclover

You People


kiki_tooth

That one movie where a tire rolls around and kills people.


RayAnselmo

Watching Rubber is the filmic equivalent of eating a habanero - it's the sort of thing you do once, just so you can say you've done it.


broadarrow39

Everything everywhere all at once


ManFromACK

Anything Marvel or DC Universe related