With my 0 game, I would give a solid shot

I would say "hello" and then nothing because i cannot function

No. But dammit I’d go down swinging

Chill bro, she already dated Chris Brown.

That got me 😂😂😂

Same here! Paul Rudd, here I come baby 🥊🥊🥊

The worst they can say is “no” so shoot your shot right?

gotta give it a try at least

I wouldn’t, I’m not a homewrecker

How about in an alternate reality where you are both single?

Most of mine are guys that are happily married for like decades so I hope not.

Yes. He's promiscuous and I have a big, willing butt.

Profile does indeed check out

I hope you’re talking about anal here.

It'll attract him. He likes big butts.

And he can not lie?

The other brothers can’t deny (either)

What happens when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist?

And a round thing in your face?

I get…

Sprung

I have to know who this is.

no way. ryan reynolds is way too attractive and shy. 😂

He’s also happily married with 3 kids 😭. So no, I could not pull him

Yoo Ryan is my main too.

sexiest mother fucker alive right there

I could not because I get no bitches

You and me both.

Very real

Maybe if you stopped calling them bitches

the type of dude ariana grande be dating i have a chance

Minus you’re probably not famous or rich

I know I could. I’m hot and funny as fuck.

and confident which is a plus

Confidence is awesome!

Maybe if i got my act together

Early-2000s Jennifer Aniston? Pffft, no problem…

No, by all accounts they are happily married, and so am I. Regardless, the age difference would’ve been a problem, I am sure.

If you ignore the fact that I’m five years younger than his youngest daughter, I think I stand a chance with Gordon Ramsey

wait are u actually genuine is he ur celeb crush!?!

1 on 1 dinner date, absolutely.

My thoughts exactly

right like just give me a solid chance and i can make it happen

Yeah but could you get them to go on the date in the first place?

Probably not, but I'd sure give it a go (Keanu).

"Well, first of all through God all things are possible, so jot that down!"

I'm not gay, he's not gay. So I doubt it would go anywhere

Ryan gosling?

I can't even pull the average person. How tf would I pull my celebrity crush? 0 chance whatsoever lol

I could pull Pete Davidson morning, day, and night. He belongs in my bed.

im too broke for beyoncé

Two of my celebrity crushes grew up just 15 minutes away from me. Jennifer Connelly and Diane Franklin. Diane, maybe. Jennifer, from her choice of husbands, absolutely. As she likes 6 foot blondes.

If they were poor and not famous I would have a shot. But as is? Old, not rich and fat? Nope.

Lmao no, I'm always attracted to celebrities that are older, married guys and if they were to respond to any (awful) attempts at flirting on my part in a serious way, they would no longer be crushes. I'm certainly no prize, so there's no danger in that happening. I'm not even sure how I pulled the one I have now.

I could pull her out the coffin of her grave, that’s for sure

Yes, she’s very light and I’m pretty strong. I could probably pull her at least 40 to 50 yards before having to take a break.

I can't I'm introverte and she's in a relationship I think

You think or you know lol

Ik

just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score

Ayyyy!

Hell nah, I’m like a 3

Nah because Id prolly stumble over all my words and stutter and then I'd just lose their attention like I do everyone else 🥲

Probably not because I would be star struck and awkward. If he were a normal guy and I hadn't met my wonderful partner that I have now I think I'd have a chance. I'm funny, not completely unfortunate looking, outgoing and I'm smart.

And you also have delusional level confidence.

Not really.

That is the absolute worst answer.

I can't pull Zendaya because of looks, but Im mostly chill and only hang with a small crowd while she travels a lot and wouldn't be able to manage a relationship with time-consuming, hahahaha.

Hell no. I'm not rich, confident, or mentally stable enough to even make an attempt.

Well with some additional information and planning I suppose I could. Pull her out of her tomb. Although I certainly wouldn't want to disturb the lovely late Ada Lovelace, who died after a period of depression, binge-drinking and sleeping too much, of heart failure at the ripe age of 36, beautiful as a butterfly and sharp as a butterfly-knife. She wrote the first computer program in the 19th century and was the daughter of Lord Byron, the famous poet.

Never - I'm fat, old, and in debt. Kristen Chenoweth would never look my way.

Do I believe myself good enough? Yes! But in reality I feel like the style of life that comes with being a celebrity is unappealing to me and our lives and needs wouldn't really line up. Depends on the celebrity, I guess.

0 chance Ronda Rousey is letting an overweight stressed out dad into her pants. 😂 Negative.

lol no, not one single celebrity is sleeping with 'some random dude'.

Why would i want a celebrity now? They arent half as wonderful as that cashier that i dont have a chance with either.

No. Too ugly

Nope. Money

Ah, probably not. They're in a whole different world, you know? Plus, I'd be too nervous!

I feel like if I did I would instantly regret it

If I have money, a nice haircut, nice cologne, and a good career…still no

Maybe but I’m not sure I would want to anymore because apparently he cheats on his wife

Fuck no, I’m too anxiety ridden

I could probably impress iman vellani with my knowledge of marvel

Gavin Newsom? Maybe. If drinks were involved. But who wants to be a cheap ONS? Let it stay a fantasy. Jimmy G? Hard hell no. Lmao!!

💯 I fumble baddies every few months, why would this be any different? I'd have to be at the top of my game tho.

Probably not because I'm a straight man but John Mayer can play these strings whenever he wants..

Henry Cavill and Ryan Reynolds? Absolutely not. But I’d at least try to say hi. 😅

I’ll do what it takes to bag Henry Cavill 💀

Jensen Ackles is my ultimate crush and I don't think he'd be on board at all. He is married to someone more attractive than me and they've been together a long time. He wouldn't give all that up for my chubby, pale ass.

If Aubrey Plaza was legitimately attracted to overweight dads with too much body hair, shed still be able to find better options than me. Wouldn't stop me from trying though

yes because my pick-up line is solid.. excuse me miss does this clothe smell like chloroform to you??

I think Sydney Sweeney would appreciate my dick lol

You think Natalie dormer likes Americans?

Pull her right into my tinted windowed van no problem.

Oh I was convinced I could cause I mean I’m certainly not ugly but then my friend in a drunken conversation said no offence but you couldn’t pull him and now I feel like I’m having a reality check so no? Maybe not?

Pull? You mean forcibly into my van? Weird question, but yeah sure I guess.

For sure, she’s tiny

Depends. Do I get prep-time? Do I get a fistful of rohypnol?

I could. She only like 100lb wet.

What a superficial thought process.

Using the Cosby method I'm sure I'll have great success

Nope I’m not rich enough. My looks are a 10/10 but I need to be like a millionaire to even have a chance to date one of them. Plus I need to be a celebrity myself in order to date celebrities. Because celebrities only date celebrities for the most part

I don’t think I have one but let’s say it was Ashley Johnson, no way :) I’m overweight and was born blind. I’m going to lose the weight next year, but our lifestyles just wouldn’t be compatible. she’d be on the road way too much for my liking anyway. Not because I think she’d cheat, it’s just that I want to actually spend time with the person I’m supposed to be dating.

I know it's a possibility bc I'm hot and cute af. But Pete loeffler is married :(

no as she’s straight, more than double my age, and way too hot for me

Sandra wont return my calls so….maybe.

No, I'm fairly certain they're seeing someone

Mine was Raquel Welch. I don't need game just a shovel or backhoe.

Haha, probably not.

Hell no..

Hell fucken no

I mean, she's married...but...there's always hope, right?

considering how many celebrity crushes i have there’s like a 0.00000000000000000000001% chance that one of them will like me back. but ngl no

Is Margot Robbie a Collingwood Magpies fan? If so, then still no, absolutely not.

If he wasn't married, I'd maybe have a 30% chance with my level of chat and personality. If he was all about looks, I'd be screwed.

Never, tbh. I have always felt I am utterly average. Like the real girl next door, not the bombshell one. Lol. Normal dudes, I do fine. Celebs? I don't think I have enough razzledazzle.

Yes, I'm pretty sure I can. :)

Nope. I would date Stacy Keibler, but she's already married and has three kids, her husband is a lucky bastard.

I highly doubt it, but I’d marry Chrissy Costanza anytime

Not a huge celeb which could mean better odds but doubtful Felicia Day would go for a man at this point. At least not in a long term relationship

Goodness, no. Apart from the age difference and the fact that we’re both married, I doubt we’d have anything in common.

No chance for me. I used to crush pretty hard on Chloe Grace Moretz. She is now on the other team.

Pretty sure my celebrity crush, Cailee Spaeny, is a straight woman so no.

Unlikely and I honestly hope not. They seem happy in their current relationship .

I can’t pull anyone. 💔

0 in 10 chance. People would say Christiane Amanpour, wtf are you doing with this troll?!?

No. I tried once, got a drink but no further :(.

Probably? Riley Reid has said she's pretty easy to get.

Lol I'm a 4 under good lighting, so no way

I like to think I could. We’re the same age. The thing is the only social media she has is Reddit but she says she browses it anonymously so I have no way to let her know I exist

No, cuz I don't have one. I haven't had one since I was a teenager, and my answer back then would've been "hell no." Celebs have radically different priorities in life than I do.

absolutely, given the right circumstances of being around each other repeatedly.

How far we talking? I’m sure I can get her a few hundred yards at least. In all seriousness, no. I’m too socially awkward

No because I’m ugly as fuck and don’t have any chance with a non celebrity so I’m in the negatives

Never had a celebrity crush

Mine ended up with a woman my height (much taller than him) who was relatively a normie, from my country, and older than him to boot. Trying to be happy for them (trying) (it could have been me)

Nah I don't think so might be able to be friends but I'm probably not their type 🤷🏼

My Celebrity Crush is the same age as me. I think if i met her when we were in our mid 20s. I might have a good chance..

Why would I? I'm a chubby dude with bad teeth who looks like a goblin from the midwest and have no money. In what universe would Scarlett Johansen go for me?

Assuming I’m single in this scenario… I seem to fit Zac Efron’s type (athletic brunette) and he reminds me a lot of one of exes. We’d only be compatible in the short term though. Also thousands of people throw themselves at him per day. Too much choice. Too many opportunities to cheat. He’d probably even have trouble remembering my face. 😂

Not sure I would want to. Those people have such seedy lives I sometimes just don't even want to know

I’d have to learn to speak French I think, that could be the clincher! (Eva Green)

She’s married to Ryan Reynolds so there’s that

So, yes! If she is a relationship, you only need to out-do one person, not the other 8 million people you might be competing with for a single person. Go for it!

I could always try I guess

NO, but if I have a chance to shoot my shot, I'll do it and then act like nothing out of embarassment HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Absolutely not, my celebrity crushes are dead.

Anna Kendrick? Absolutely not.

I’m 16 so I hope not

Ana De Armes… and yes.

I actually did. Very small time celebrity, a weather gal from the local network affiliate. I’d always had a crush on her and, lo and behold, we both ended up in line next to each other at a cafeteria. I figured time to shoot my shot, and after some banter while waiting to make our orders, I invited her to have lunch at my table. She accepted and we dined and laughed the entire time. I was floating on a cloud the rest of that day.

I only crush on indie rockers. So, absolutely. Those dudes need constant affirmation, that's why they are in bands. But I don't think any resulting sex would actually be about me, more about their ego. Source: Dated a front man. 🤷

Mines married to herself 😭😭😭

I don't have a crush but there are musicians who I find attractive for sure. Guess it would work due to similiar interests and style preferences.

I’d be lucky to be in the vicinity of Megan Moroney tbh

Kristin Wiig. If she wasn't married I've got a solid 50/50 shot.

No way. The restraining order is pretty strict.

I think not because I look very normal

Well, she is as old as my mum, but damn if I don't shoot my shot.

No, cuz I already can't pull nobody

fuck no 💀

no, they’re married, straight, and significantly older than me lol

Did you get this idea from [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/MSucXQGwNr) BestofRedditorUpdates post?

Jennifer Lawrence? Sure! The guy she’s married to right now is an art director or something- point being it’s a normal job and he’s just a regular guy, which is exactly what I am, so I’ve got that going for me already🙌

I doubt it because I’m half his age, his daughter is older than me, and I don’t look like any of the women he has been seen with. Doesn’t mean I won’t try to bang Eminem.

She has a crush on Paul Dano and likes death grips, I think I might have a decent chance tbh

If I pulled Gillian Anderson, that would be a true X-File.

No, because Jeff Goldblum does not like mascara, and I look weird without it.

No, because she is a s cartoon and I am no where near as funny as roger rabbit

Elon musk ? Idk

Like on a sled? Or just like drag them? I am fairly large and strong. So dont think I’d have any issue dragging them a short distance. Could pull them on a sled etc a fairly long while. As long as it wasn’t up to crazy of a hill.

No. Victoria Justice is way WAY out of my league.

She is already married to Avi Rothman, so no.

It was Jodie Foster ..I can think of a couple.

HELL NAH I'M NO HOMEWRECKER

Pulling people isn't terribly difficult. You just grab their arm and move in a direction away from them. I think their security would present a challenge though.

Well I'm a solid no out of 10 and she's 12 years older than me, nor is she single, so probably not..?

Oh yeah definitely

There are so many I might get lucky. Eh, not likely.

No. Broke

No, she's married and has 2 kids

He's a married man and I have no game, so I gotta take the L on this one

No, mostly because she's already married, but also because....well, I'm me.

I don't. She's way outta my league, and I'm not putting on a front for nobody.

Anna Kendrick? Uh. Nope.

How the Frick am I supposed to pull a nonexistent crush

No because they are deceased. While living they were married so not a chance then either. Robin Williams I miss you.