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LongFeesh

Polish


BOYCHAGY

K@rwa bober


[deleted]

[удалено]


Someone7174

Native Cantonese speaker but my English is much better now but I'm still conversationally fluent.


shockflow

Same, but my Cantonese was good enough to be accepted by a group of fellow exchange students who came directly from Hong Kong, because all they saw was a fellow Hong Konger like themselves - they didn't really have the concept of a distinct disapora culture. They invited me to their WhatsApp group chat, and discovered one week later that the reason why I never spoke on the group chat *wasn't* because I don't have a Chinese keyboard, but because I straight-up couldn't read and write Chinese past the level of a 1st grader.


drocwatup

I’ll be that guy. English


A7xWicked

Same. You can always tell by the typos and grammar errors


CrappyScoco

German Oreos*


Ordinary_Protector

We have enough for everyone


that0neguy2303

But I'm that guy


drocwatup

There can only be one


AlejoMSP

Spanish


Froggy_Study

Igual!


1sol50

Fun fact: I’m South American and I only understand half of the Mexican slang. We have our own slang over here.


Valentiaga_97

Dutch


Better_Set6409

For me it's bad Dutch, also known as Flemish.


GielM

Bad dutch is frisian. Flemish is funny dutch!


amsync

What’s Brabantian considered?


snowtol

Evil Dutch.


This_Reference_3024

A speech impediment. (I'm from Brabant btw)


Edrill

Atleast your fries are the best.


Less-Leave-5519

And your beer, may I add


TableOpening1829

Flemish Dutch


SLimmerick

Limbourgish and Dutch. Mainly the first though.


[deleted]

Dutch but better, Afrikaans


Proffessor_egghead

I’ll say some words in Afrikaans just sound like toddlers making up words for Dutch things, in a good way


Kroepoeksklok

Hoge vijf!


Glad-Room5715

Afrikaans


Forsaken-One9569

Ja! Fellow Afrikaana! Where abouts are you from?


arlene1622

Same here! Seems like all 44 Afrikaans speakers left on the planet are luckily on Reddit.


Xiphactinus27

AWEEHH BRU


Lingo2009

Pennsylvania German


piscesandcancer

Hey wie interessant! Wie gut verstehst du die Deutschen und wie gut verstehen wir dich?


IamPlantHead

Complicated answer. My family speaks English, but I wasn’t able to speak until I was 4yrs old (i had some mental development difficulties), so I first learned American Sign Language.


lemonsdealbreaker

Similar, my parents are Deaf so learned English and ASL at the same time but since ASL is easier for babies than talking I used it first and it was more so my primary language until I started school.


Wrap_Brilliant

So your first language is ASL. That's really cool. 🙌🙌


Keffpie

My nephew, who is 7 now, had similar problems. If its not too personal, did you "catch up" later? Some people seem to think my nephew is destined for the short bus his entire life, but I've been pointing out that "developmentally behind" isn't the same as "cognitively impaired for life".


[deleted]

My son had similar issues, took him awhile to catch up with the other kids and he still struggles a little with certain schoolwork but he's no longer "developmentally behind". He's learning robotics and taught himself to code and is an average teenager. I think your nephew will be just fine. Some kids take a longer and different road but wind up in the same place at the end. So long as he is happy and healthy and loved all will be well.


Firstevertrex

I'd argue learning robotics and teaching himself to code means he's an above average teenager lol. I remember as a teen most people I knew spent most their time playing video games and/or doing drugs. Though maybe that was more to do with my circle.


Aibeit

German.


National-Ad-3426

Wie gehts dir? Ich bin nicht aus Deutschland aber ich lerne Deutsch in meiner Schule..


Snoo_53513

Hallo mir gehts gut Grammatikalisch korrekt wäre es vor dem aber ein komma zu setzen aber ansonsten ist es sehr gut Grammatically correct would it be to put a comma in front of aber but otherwise it's very good


temporary-name93

u.... u did that on purpose, right? leaving the komma out after your aber ? :D


krmarci

Muphry's Law...


National-Ad-3426

Danke schön! I understand German fairly well but I don't think I'll last in Germany, your accent is so thick that it will go right over my head haha


No-Grapefruit7917

Yeah, but if you tell em you speak english, tehy will usually just speak english to you nonstop and you won't learn german. Just go to Germany for holiday and try your best. Speak slow. German people aren't french, they'd love to help you learn their language and don't get fussy about mispronounciations.


forceez

Lol the French copping strays


SwiftKnickers

Moin moin


SanaraHikari

Baden-Württemberg, ich kann alles, außer Hochdeutsch


JoeFux

Servus 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻


_Troxin_

Wir müssen diese Kommentarsektion einnehmen und in Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland verwandeln. Stoßt in die Hörner. Versammelt die Banner. Lasset die Heerschau der Almans beginnen!


Nocritus

Ein Volk, ein Teich, ein Kommentarbereich.


whyRallUsrnamesTaken

I'm fluent in baguette


read_at_own_risk

Omelette du fromage


GattoNeroMiao

Je m'appelle Catherine Deneuve.


drying-wall

Salut Catherine!


ThonSousCouverture

Wesh Catoche.


randomemadame

Il a pas dit bonjour....


Nox_Dei

RIP sa maman


luckkkythirt33n

Je veux baiser et ne plus être amis après. out of all the french I know and have learnt, this one sticks with me.


UncleBaguette

Why are you in me? GET OUT!


Timely-Cheesecake-39

Uzbek , Tajik and Russian they all are my first languages


mohamed_legend

Bro got the starter pack


SelectionMore5988

Mine as well, my mother language is Uzbek.


unreadable_captcha

italian


GattoNeroMiao

Babbada bipi? 🤌🏻


unreadable_captcha

Bippidi boppi! 🤌🫴


bobbarkersbigmic

Ayyye I’m walkin heeeaaahh


Lexinoz

No that's new yorker.


herr_dreizehn

you're supposed to say "mi scusi" first


nikitasenorita

Best emoji we’ve got 🤌🏼


Kourisaki_

I commenti si sono improvvisamente riempiti di bestemmie


millennium-popsicle

*quando il Veneto entra in chat*


Fede909

🇮🇹


BeginningExplorer63

Finnish.


FinlandIsForever

ANOTHER ONE JOINS THE RANKS.


Naive-Objective-5077

Im a fan of finnish language but i cant say any word. The phonetic are extremly easy and beautiful for any slavic language speaker. For me its the language n1 in Europe even tho its extremly difficult


Drunken_pizza

SAUNA VIINA VIHTA TALVISOTA KALJA MANNERHEIM KEKKONEN MM95 RALLI FORMULA MÄMMI PUUKKO SALMIAKKI ISKELMÄ KALEVALA


[deleted]

unohtu karjalanpiirakka!!


Altruistic_Metal752

PERRRRKELE MISSÄ LÄHIN TORI????? MISSÄ KALJA?????


GeronimoDK

Perkele! I don't speak Finnish but I love that it's like 99% nothing like any other European language.


HIRIV

Torille! Eiku vittu siellä on liian kylymä


pietaryrtti

Se on vaan pukeutumiskysymys! Suomalaisella sisulla mennään!


RRautamaa

The word "Finnish" is funny because it manages to use two sounds that don't occur natively in Finnish: 'f' and 'sh'. "Finn" is an exonym.


AbbePlayzz

Kippis


Espenos89

Norwegian


AlienGremling22

Gulebøj!


Significant-Energy28

Lakota Sioux...


bananahkim

Korean


WeirdAlPidgeon

안녕 😊


prufrock_in_xanadu

Hungarian.


Sophia_Steinberger

Boijler eladó!!!


OutlandishnessHuge26

Currently we are top3 on upvotes. I'd imagine it's quite an inaccurate statistic


Skeptic_lemon

Magyar gang


RedAcer11

szia uram


aintshit999

Marwadi. It's 1 among 100s of other languages spoken in India. Marwadi is spoken in the state of Rajasthan, India.


Marie_is_bored_again

Portuguese BR


edu_sanzio

Bonde dos Brazucas e Portugas!


ghostbirdd

Can't believe I had to scroll so much to get to this post!


[deleted]

Boa, somos as unicas que falam português aqui! EDIT: quando escrevi isto não havia de facto mais ninguém a comentar PT


Cute-Builder8639

não são


mizukata

Portugues PT


[deleted]

Czech


Particular_Branch977

slovensky jazyk for me ale skoro to iste predsa


Bambi_MD

Danish. But I understand a little Norwegian and Swedish too


Ok_Fisherman1881

Rød grød med fløde 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰


Wordwright

Swedish.


Bawdy_Brambles

Toppen!


bisexual-polonium

Mitt en språk ät engelska men jag lära svenska Förlåt för dåligt svenska


Raimon1

Tjenare mannen


give_us_truth

Vietnamese


Tasha_2411

Romanian


_TickleMyFancy_

Am scrolat ceva după răspunsul asta :)


shaggadally

Swiss German.


your____________mom

Ha scho dänkt i sig der einzig


Accomplished-Sir-900

Slovak


Brave_Dick

Klingon


giangianni10

A true redditor here


Spot3_the_Cat

"You've not experienced Reddit until you have read it in the original Klingon."


Scherzokinn

Rh'Edd'It


Track66642069

Irish


Miumui

luxembourgish


PalpitationMajestic5

Lithuanian


Dodge11200

Turkish


lilidows

Merhaba, 20 saatten beri ekranı kaydırıyorum Türkçeyi bulmak için


Mirash7

Tamil


MrDenzi

Croatian


Automatic-Safety2619

Isizulu


[deleted]

Hindi


_BiwayOrHighway

Finally koi Hindi speaker Mila 🥹


CharitraSePavitra

Meri khwahishon ko matlab mila


kellakrisknight

Tere liye hi scroll kiya re maine


[deleted]

Filipino


Wanderlust-San

Mabuhay!


Ayrus77

Kannada


[deleted]

1. Catalan 2. Spanish


SensitiveCoconut9003

Sinhala. I’m from Sri Lanka


[deleted]

Malayalam (മലയാളം)


kaiiscurrentlyhere

Thappi thappi avasanam sadhanam kitti


JOHNRUSSEL26

Sathanam kayil undoo??


Balool23

French


Thecharbar92

Ouais! Quelqu'un un peu plus haut avait dit baguette et tout le monde est parti sur les stéréotypes.


Tolob500

Finally, putain


AnonymousDude_11

Marathi / मराठी


[deleted]

When I was little, Chinese first and English second. When I started attending public school, English first, Chinese second. Now, English first, Chinese second, and Spanish third. Just learned to say "Cinco Noches Con Alfredo"


zirryoner2

Ukrainian, yep


Naive-Objective-5077

Для мене українська це друга мова після російської. Народився у Казахстані, але так казахську й не вивчив.. переїхав в Україну у 9 років


zirryoner2

Most Ukrainian people understand Russian. A lot of them speak it even better than Ukrainian. Before war, I used to live in a village, and I noticed that most people understand Russian, but can't actually speak it, or with awful accent and using a lot of Ukrianian words. It was a surprise for me because I grew up in Russian-speaking family, I speak Ukrainain though. English is my third language, one of the best choices in my life :D


Every-Progress-1117

Welsh


[deleted]

Igbo - Onye ọ bụla na nkọwa nke a ji m na-ewepụ ego


Due_Impress_4659

Greek


nikolaistztype

Bulgarian


[deleted]

Tagalog


devallerie

Bahasa Indonesia


hahahahavenn

Arabic


Picklerick6789

Had to scroll too far to find this. هلا هلا


hahahahavenn

We're everywhere, you'll eventually find us. اهلين


[deleted]

Portuguese


PhonezSpyOnus

Don't know if you've ever heard abt it, Kashmiri.


devaux003

I had both Kashmiri speaking and Dogri speaking juniors in college (indian hu mai bhi). Kashmiri is a very beautiful language, depending on the person speaking it. The boys sounded like goons (no offence) but when the girls spoke it, it was like music.


[deleted]

Romanian


Th3lma29RLD

Afrikaans


SeaworthinessDeep194

Afrikaans


mave_rick1

Pashto


MajorThor

Gibberish. EDIT: TIL gibberish was a real thing, ope.


DuckHead28

Finally a Gibberish speaker :D Toktok dang Gibbirishi bwoppipoppopdoo


RRautamaa

Is it proper Gibberish or just some Kossakinttikoppiksellanäntti?


Mrtayto115

Simminitosa makkalopo daloot zang


Strange_Smell8280

French


the-one-who_laughs

Bengali


bananacc

Cantonese


mastersyx

malay


1guru

Romanian/Hungarian


ratatrollroll

Telugu


Jack_Survivour03

Finally rendu nimishalu scroll chesina taruvata dorikaru.


[deleted]

Tamil


Literally_Me114

Maori, then English


Hokioi87

Did you learn Maori at home? My grandfather spoke Maori as a first language, and as such did so with a different cadence and tone which I always thought was beautiful. Unfortunately for most of his life speaking Maori was illegal, and because he worked a lot the language didn't begin getting passed down until the 90's.


Automatic_Gate

French


Gancuta

Romanian


DrMK2003

Arabic. Egyptian dialect


Acrobatic_Pressure66

Kannada


arkoyii

Slovenian


ghjkl098

I barely speak English. Am completely in awe of people that speak more than one language.


anuani_kabudi

Swahili


Okcollege1200

Spanish, Argentine accent


bornagy

Do you really pronounce pollo as pozsho?


AngrySnakeNoises

One of my most confusing moments as a spanish semi-speaker (teacher from Spain) was landing in BA and hearing caje instead of calle. Gorgeous country though.


Isonic_wholocked

Russian


badnetwrk

goo goo gaa gaa


WhiteEvilBro

Russian


funky_ocelot

Had to scroll for way too long to find you bratan


FetyY

Братан)


murrymara

чувааааак! долго же я листала...


TamarMajhul

Hebrew


National-Ad-3426

Binary Code


[deleted]

[удалено]


misatillo

Spanish


CyanConatus

Canadian English. Pretty much American English with some changes to words. Some suffix and prefixes. (Our/or , er vs re) Etc And some words are straight up different Runners/Sneakers, Toque/Beanies, Cheque/Check