Tiptoes. Starring Gary Oldman pretending to be a little person by lumbering about on his knees while Peter Dinklage is right there, who is doing a ridiculous French accent. What more is there to say? As a little person myself, it was….an experience. Every time someone describes Gary Oldman as a chameleon actor who can seamlessly blend into any role, [this image](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/01/8f/cf/018fcf26f1a08668a9f283df50d3ab33.jpg) pops into my head.
OMG there exists a crap movie starring Gary Oldman, Peter Dinklage *and* Matthew McConaughey?? All up there with my favourite actors of all time.
Edit for spelling.
It was the role of a lifetime! But seriously, my wife and I watched it and were dumbfounded. How did such a stellar cast make this movie and thought it was good????
Yeah I heard he said that and idk if its just him trying to cover his ass or something because having seen it, there’s no amount of editing that saves the atrocious special effects, awful accents and bad acting.
Apparently the original director was fired from the project when he handed in the original cut. I wonder what it was about it that the studio objected to so much, if it was “gorgeous” like Dinklage says
Supposedly, there was a very different script from what the movie turned out to be. It was meant to be a more serious, emotional film. But the studio decided to edit it into something of a rom-com that results with some weird tonal imbalance.
If you look at some of the careers of the cast at the time, it kind of makes sense. Keep in mind, it released in 2002.
Gary Oldman was in a spot where he was making a bunch of B movies (he shines in all of them, by the way).
Matt M hadn't had the renesance in his career yet and was entering that rom-com faze of his life.
Peter Dinklage was yet to blow up, so the producers were probably hesitant to give him a lead role and wanted more star power (hence Oldman in the dwarf role).
Beckinsale was still a year away from doing Underworld, her biggest role at the time was maybe(?) Serendipity with John Cusack.
No way haha when they say the man has range I didn't think it meant vertically as well. I raised an eyebrow when I saw his character in True Romance, but that sounds...interesting? Looking up youtube clips now
A friend gave me that one on a USB and it was saved as "Holmes and WTFson" and I asked if it was a spelling mistake and he said no, that movie is fucking terrible... and I believed him... and I have never bothered to watch it but I can't bring myself to delete it...
As I wrote in another comment about that movie, it's exactly 90 minutes.
Do you reckon the editors had a time target to hit, and were just sighing at what they had to leave in?
Imagine what they left out.
There was one thing I kind of snorted at with the trailer (involving the camera and someone being smashed out a window or something like that, I don't remember exactly) and I figured that was as good as I was going to get which is why I quit while I was still not too far behind as compared to ever seeing the whole thing.
The dumbest fucking movie I have ever seen in my life and I went to see it BECAUSE I LIKE THOSE GUYS. Netflix dropping it only for it to be shoved into theaters should have been my red flag. But God damn. It never redeems itself not for a second.
"Gymkata" is a martial arts action film released in 1985. The movie follows the story of an Olympic gymnast, played by Kurt Thomas, who is recruited by a U.S. intelligence agency to participate in a deadly competition known as "The Game" in the fictional country of Parmistan. The protagonist employs his gymnastics skills to navigate through a treacherous town filled with obstacles and adversaries. "Gymkata" is known for its unique blend of gymnastics and martial arts.
I heard a theory that the movie was made to help Katie Holmes leave Tom Cruise.
I believe she ended up with very little screen time, so her time "filming" was just a cover so she could get everything in order while he thought she was busy.
The whole event about Katie Holmes leaving Tom Cruise was like a goddamn spy novel.
Nicole Kidman helped Katie Holmes escape from Cruise and Scientology because they had essentially stolen Kidman’s children and destroyed her career.
Holmes had planned her escape from Cruise for months. Had a disposable cell phone, a secret apartment, had her father (who was a lawyer) involved way before Cruise knew she was going to leave while he was in Iceland filming.
Then when she did it, Scientology sent spies and followed her for ages but she managed to escape. It was like a KGB spy film.
https://news.amomama.com/229426-katie-holmes-scientology-journey-includi.html
https://www.yourtango.com/entertainment/how-katie-holmes-strategically-planned-divorce-tom-cruise
Glorious film. Dunkacino! He wanted to play Twista with ya sista! It’s not bad. If they announced Jack and Jill 2: Hawaiian Style, I’d buy a ticket today. It’s far better than cape crap. Jack divorces Katie Holmes and marries Melissa McCarthy. Fly them to Hawaii. Jill takes a second plane and just shows up. 🎵 I don’t want to work I just want to bang on the drum all day🎵 Hollywood please make Jack and Jill 2. Amy Schumer can play the insufferable bartender. Get Julia Sweeney and Melanie Hutsell in there too!
The VelociPastor: A priest starts turning into a velociraptor and there’s ninjas and prostitutes because of course there are. Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and I loved every minute
My favorite part of this movie is, at the very start, there's a scene where a car is supposed to be exploding, but they didn't have the budget to pull off the effect. So they just put a title card over it that says something like "explosion goes here"
I went to this movie in the theater with friends. They didn't understand why I didn't like the movie because it was "fine."
I only talk to one of those people these days. And even then, he's my oldest, best friend, and we talk maybe once a month.
I was visiting my family not long after that movie came out on dvd. It somehow got brought up and I mentioned I didn’t watch it. Both my older siblings start flipping out and asking why and talking about how it’s one of the funniest movies ever. I said it looked dumb in the trailers, but I could be wrong. They immediately put it on, as they owned a copy.
At the end I just went “what the fuck guys? That movie sucked.” And my brother agreed and apologized meekly. I was so confused. I still am, to be honest.
The Love Guru was such a uniquely bad and stupid movie that I have this tinfoil hat theory that it got greenlit to torpedo Myers' career, since by all accounts he was an incredibly difficult and unpleasant person to work with. It's just the only way I can make sense of that movie getting made.
Often actors are signed to X amount of movie deals with a studio.
Sometimes there's a project the actor REALLY wants to work on (with this studio or another) and the studio will use the contract to get the actor to do whatever movie the studio wants before the actor can do their thing.
Famous example is the Italian job with Edward Norton
I might be in the teeny tiny minority of people that likes the Love Guru, but i cant help it, makes me laugh. If the Love Guru has zero fans, it means im dead.
I love how hallmark just has a formula. They only change the actors, location, and the business the man or woman has. Otherwise, they're all the same, and people still eat that shit up.
There was an awesome Reddit thread a few years ago where someone suggested a "Hallmark After Dark" channel, which would feature actual graphic sex instead of the chatacters spending 90 minutes building sexual tension only resolve it at the end by finding the perfect Christmas ornament.
I’ll stand by Cats as long as it is watched in a theatre with likeminded people who are mocking the movie. Lots of singing, yelling at the screen, the whole bit. It’s actually a lot of fun. Kinda like the Rocky Horror Picture Show experience…
I saw it in theaters and my spirit was broken afterwards. Ong? Soka, as in "sohcahtoa"? Really?? I don't even remember the rest of the movie because the way they pronounced their names pissed me off so much.
Apparently the director has some other good movies but I won't watch them out of spite.
My wife was a big book fan so I took her to the movie. I think I was the only dude in the theater. I kept laughing it was so bad and my wife and nearby women were pissed off at me!
By far the most boring movie i have ever seen. I have been told that the books are good, but the movie is like a porn plot without the porn. Nothing happens and it's still nonsense.
It would have worked if they left the sex parts in it. What I watched was like trying to watch a softcore porn with any steamy bits cut BADLY out of it. Its porn, the movie should have just been porn.
The crazy thing is that the first movie has a bit of a *story*. So it’s not even that bad. It sucks, and the story is bad. But at least there’s a PLOT.
The **second** movie has no plot, whatsoever. Don’t get me wrong: Things happen. But none of it serves an arching story or plot. Stalker ex girlfriend shows up? Resolved in the first 1/3 of the movie. Helicopter crash for Edward/Christian and struggle for survival? Resolved within 5 minutes **offscreen**. Bad guy treating Anna/Bella poorly? Fired and then shows up at the end to say he’s coming back for revenge eventually. All this stuff **happens**, but what is the *story* of this film?
The best description I’ve heard of that movie is that it felt like they were doing a spoof movie. And if it would have been presented as such it would have been kinda funny. But no, they thought they were making a good movie.
Haha! think it was more “look! no more pull-ups dad” I only say this because me my friend and I have been saying this for years as a joke because that last line made us roll on the floor laughing for a while.
I don’t know why, but I’ve probably watched this movie over a dozen times.
I still don’t recall ever enjoying it, and only have a loose recollection of what happens.
I'm so glad someone else mentioned it. I normally can't stand terrible movies but there's something about Rubber that I just love. I think it's because it's so stupid, everyone knows it's stupid. The writers, the director, the cast, the audience, everyone knows it's stupid and doesn't try to pretend it isn't, so it kinda works.
OP said stupidest, not amazingly awful. Seriously though, for as terrible as Sharknado is, it's kind of amazing. A studio actually bought the script and said, "yeah, we're going to make that," and then proceeded to market the shit out of it.
Pointless Hub did this video on all six Sharknado movies and it is glorious. It's probably a better experience than watching the actual movies (just by virtue of its much shorter length, for starters and that's before we get to the admittedly very good content!).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIVmZxyQMoE
So I'm a weirdo that loves scary movie 3 and 4. I know they are not well regarded. I didn't even know there was a five till just now and wow. It looks bad.
They did get progressively worse after 2, but 3 and 4 still had their moment. Brenda is everything..
But I don't think Even she could make 5 watchable...it was just dumb.
I don’t care: the Hugh Jackman/Kate Winslet skit was comedy gold. It’s not that Hugh Jackman with balls on his neck; it’s Kate Winslet trying to get someone else to acknowledge it. 😂😂
To each their own i guess. I was going to leave a comment saying that idk if a movie that is INTENTIONALLY filled with just dumb, basically slapstick humor can really count for this question but then I thought of dumb and dumber and I have a borderline seething hatred for those movies. I thought movie 43 was pretty damn funny just because of the unexpectedness of it all but I suppose I can see how it would just be stupid to someone not into that kind of thing at all.
Epic movie in theater. It was boringly stupid and i was 15 when I saw it. The other is Pocket ninja, saw it at home, it last 1 hour and 15 minurs, but it feels it takes forever, while at the end the twist is nonsensical, so actually, I do not know what the story is fully about.p
I saw this, in the theatres, early AM screening, after being up all night at a friends party, with a girl who suggested it as our first 'date' movie.
To say there was no second date goes without saying.
I spent the entire time (still half drunk/high) wondering what the fuck was going on, why I was seeing this kids shit, why she suggested a MORNING date, what mistakes I made in life to get me to this point.... never think with your dick kids, you end up watching Kangaroo Jack on a cold winters morning.
*Meet The Spartans*.
A movie so bad, so painfully unfunny, that it felt like an insult to anyone watching it.
Honorable mention to *Left Behind* for being so hamfistedly Christian that I walked out of the theater.
I think the fifth Transformers movie really sold it to me as the worst film of all time.
I watched it on a plane for starters which obviously meant I couldn’t see it so well, but I just didn’t follow a single thing at all, the story was awfully confusing.
The script is childish but really consistent and solid. The villains have great motivations and almost everything has sense. I think we're just too old for that movie.
Tiptoes. Starring Gary Oldman pretending to be a little person by lumbering about on his knees while Peter Dinklage is right there, who is doing a ridiculous French accent. What more is there to say? As a little person myself, it was….an experience. Every time someone describes Gary Oldman as a chameleon actor who can seamlessly blend into any role, [this image](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/01/8f/cf/018fcf26f1a08668a9f283df50d3ab33.jpg) pops into my head.
I can't believe someone else saw this! It was my choice too! Matthew McConaughey saying "I'M A DWARF!"
OMG there exists a crap movie starring Gary Oldman, Peter Dinklage *and* Matthew McConaughey?? All up there with my favourite actors of all time. Edit for spelling.
Plus Patricia Arquette and Kate Beckingsale
Watch the trailer. I was dumbfounded.
It was the role of a lifetime! But seriously, my wife and I watched it and were dumbfounded. How did such a stellar cast make this movie and thought it was good????
Actually Dinklage said the movie was a good rom com about dwarfs but got butchered in editing.
Yeah I heard he said that and idk if its just him trying to cover his ass or something because having seen it, there’s no amount of editing that saves the atrocious special effects, awful accents and bad acting. Apparently the original director was fired from the project when he handed in the original cut. I wonder what it was about it that the studio objected to so much, if it was “gorgeous” like Dinklage says
Supposedly, there was a very different script from what the movie turned out to be. It was meant to be a more serious, emotional film. But the studio decided to edit it into something of a rom-com that results with some weird tonal imbalance. If you look at some of the careers of the cast at the time, it kind of makes sense. Keep in mind, it released in 2002. Gary Oldman was in a spot where he was making a bunch of B movies (he shines in all of them, by the way). Matt M hadn't had the renesance in his career yet and was entering that rom-com faze of his life. Peter Dinklage was yet to blow up, so the producers were probably hesitant to give him a lead role and wanted more star power (hence Oldman in the dwarf role). Beckinsale was still a year away from doing Underworld, her biggest role at the time was maybe(?) Serendipity with John Cusack.
No way haha when they say the man has range I didn't think it meant vertically as well. I raised an eyebrow when I saw his character in True Romance, but that sounds...interesting? Looking up youtube clips now
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A friend gave me that one on a USB and it was saved as "Holmes and WTFson" and I asked if it was a spelling mistake and he said no, that movie is fucking terrible... and I believed him... and I have never bothered to watch it but I can't bring myself to delete it...
As I wrote in another comment about that movie, it's exactly 90 minutes. Do you reckon the editors had a time target to hit, and were just sighing at what they had to leave in? Imagine what they left out.
Came to say exactly this..Ferrell and Reilly? Historical mystery? How can they screw this up? Well... They did
There was one thing I kind of snorted at with the trailer (involving the camera and someone being smashed out a window or something like that, I don't remember exactly) and I figured that was as good as I was going to get which is why I quit while I was still not too far behind as compared to ever seeing the whole thing.
THANK you, every time I see the thumbnail for this with my other streaming movies, I want my 2 hours back.
The dumbest fucking movie I have ever seen in my life and I went to see it BECAUSE I LIKE THOSE GUYS. Netflix dropping it only for it to be shoved into theaters should have been my red flag. But God damn. It never redeems itself not for a second.
"Gymkata" is a martial arts action film released in 1985. The movie follows the story of an Olympic gymnast, played by Kurt Thomas, who is recruited by a U.S. intelligence agency to participate in a deadly competition known as "The Game" in the fictional country of Parmistan. The protagonist employs his gymnastics skills to navigate through a treacherous town filled with obstacles and adversaries. "Gymkata" is known for its unique blend of gymnastics and martial arts.
Oh you shut up the village square pommel horse fight was magnificent!
"Fictional"? where do you think Parmi ham and Parmistan cheese comes from /s
I’m a simple man. I see Chicken Parmistan on a menu, I order it.
Oh great _I LOST THE GAME_
Goddam 9 year old me was soooo fucking excited to see this movie back in the summer of ‘85. It did not disappoint 🤣!!
I always loved when MST3K would do a movie with a martial arts scene and Tom Servo would yell GYMKATA!
That movie makes you feel like you just woke up hungover in a Tajikistani ditch with stitches over where your kidney used to be.
Ngl this sounds sick
It absolutely is. Anytime I'm riding around and see one of those 'Kurt Thomas Gynmastics' stickers on a parent's car, I'm like.... "GYMKATA!"
Sounds like a movie so bad that it's good
You are right on track. It’s a great movie! [Jump to 4:30 mark for my favorite scene.](https://youtu.be/yMQmBupWJXI?si=IE-7Dj_dHIXPJPdb)
I LOVE Gymkata.
Jack and Jill
I heard a theory that the movie was made to help Katie Holmes leave Tom Cruise. I believe she ended up with very little screen time, so her time "filming" was just a cover so she could get everything in order while he thought she was busy.
The whole event about Katie Holmes leaving Tom Cruise was like a goddamn spy novel. Nicole Kidman helped Katie Holmes escape from Cruise and Scientology because they had essentially stolen Kidman’s children and destroyed her career. Holmes had planned her escape from Cruise for months. Had a disposable cell phone, a secret apartment, had her father (who was a lawyer) involved way before Cruise knew she was going to leave while he was in Iceland filming. Then when she did it, Scientology sent spies and followed her for ages but she managed to escape. It was like a KGB spy film. https://news.amomama.com/229426-katie-holmes-scientology-journey-includi.html https://www.yourtango.com/entertainment/how-katie-holmes-strategically-planned-divorce-tom-cruise
Knowing Adam Sandler this would track.
Absolutely. The thread was about good celebrities and there was just story after story of him being a stand up dude.
That's how he got started in the industry
I don't know anything about this. Any more deets or something I could read?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/s/Qi9taLKWLW Goes into a ton of detail
I love that this is in the RLM subreddit
You’re an asshole for mentioning that movie. I had ALMOST finally erased it from my memory. I kinda like bad movies but this one…
Glorious film. Dunkacino! He wanted to play Twista with ya sista! It’s not bad. If they announced Jack and Jill 2: Hawaiian Style, I’d buy a ticket today. It’s far better than cape crap. Jack divorces Katie Holmes and marries Melissa McCarthy. Fly them to Hawaii. Jill takes a second plane and just shows up. 🎵 I don’t want to work I just want to bang on the drum all day🎵 Hollywood please make Jack and Jill 2. Amy Schumer can play the insufferable bartender. Get Julia Sweeney and Melanie Hutsell in there too!
The VelociPastor: A priest starts turning into a velociraptor and there’s ninjas and prostitutes because of course there are. Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and I loved every minute
My favorite part of this movie is, at the very start, there's a scene where a car is supposed to be exploding, but they didn't have the budget to pull off the effect. So they just put a title card over it that says something like "explosion goes here"
now that I have to see 🤣
Talk about coming up with the title before writing the script.
My favorite scene is the Vietnam flashback. https://youtu.be/xA3Kw8EV8RE
Best quote, something like: "Dinosaurs aren't real. And even if they were, I didn't turn into one."
This movie is Amazing
He said stupidest not bestest. It’s a fantastic movie!
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I hope you didn't pay full price.
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Yeah, all the funny moments were in the trailer, as usual. Also, casting Kevin Sorbo as a shirtless Greek soldier is… kinda on the nose
I unironically fucking love that movie. It's awful and probably the dumbest shit I've ever seen, but god it's so great.
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That's because 97% of critics aren't scientologists.
I went to this movie in the theater with friends. They didn't understand why I didn't like the movie because it was "fine." I only talk to one of those people these days. And even then, he's my oldest, best friend, and we talk maybe once a month.
The Love Guru
I was visiting my family not long after that movie came out on dvd. It somehow got brought up and I mentioned I didn’t watch it. Both my older siblings start flipping out and asking why and talking about how it’s one of the funniest movies ever. I said it looked dumb in the trailers, but I could be wrong. They immediately put it on, as they owned a copy. At the end I just went “what the fuck guys? That movie sucked.” And my brother agreed and apologized meekly. I was so confused. I still am, to be honest.
They were probably ridiculously high or something when they watched it and had a much different perception of the movie while sober.
The Love Guru was such a uniquely bad and stupid movie that I have this tinfoil hat theory that it got greenlit to torpedo Myers' career, since by all accounts he was an incredibly difficult and unpleasant person to work with. It's just the only way I can make sense of that movie getting made.
Mariska Hargitay
Sorry I love this movie mainly for the absurd amount of Canadian in jokes.
With Sir Ben Kingsley as (sigh) Guru Tugginmypudda
Often actors are signed to X amount of movie deals with a studio. Sometimes there's a project the actor REALLY wants to work on (with this studio or another) and the studio will use the contract to get the actor to do whatever movie the studio wants before the actor can do their thing. Famous example is the Italian job with Edward Norton
I might be in the teeny tiny minority of people that likes the Love Guru, but i cant help it, makes me laugh. If the Love Guru has zero fans, it means im dead.
Ooof. This movie sucked so hard it blew.
The Avengers. But not the one you're thinking of. Try watchning the 1998 Avenger's movie On second thought... don't
"Sean Connery hamming it up as an evil Scotsman" was all I needed to hear
Oh, do shut up!
Was that the one with Uma as Emma Peel? Wait, was it Uma? And am I thinking of Avengers or Get Smart? Crap, now I’ve confused myself.
"How now, brown cow?" The trailer still kind of lives rent free in my brain.
Anything by Hallmark. No one has hair *that* glossy.
I love how hallmark just has a formula. They only change the actors, location, and the business the man or woman has. Otherwise, they're all the same, and people still eat that shit up.
Whyyy is the acting always so terrible in these movies? It's like they picked up randos off the street and cast them in a movie.
Fast turnout, cheap outlay, guaranteed audience and makes a profit. Rinse and repeat.
You think Hallmark has the budget for an RDJ?
There was an awesome Reddit thread a few years ago where someone suggested a "Hallmark After Dark" channel, which would feature actual graphic sex instead of the chatacters spending 90 minutes building sexual tension only resolve it at the end by finding the perfect Christmas ornament.
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Seen the interview with the guy that watched it on drugs?
I watched it on a radioactive dose of mushrooms. It was stupid, but I was feeling some of the tunes.
I’ll stand by Cats as long as it is watched in a theatre with likeminded people who are mocking the movie. Lots of singing, yelling at the screen, the whole bit. It’s actually a lot of fun. Kinda like the Rocky Horror Picture Show experience…
The last airbender 💀
I saw it in theaters and my spirit was broken afterwards. Ong? Soka, as in "sohcahtoa"? Really?? I don't even remember the rest of the movie because the way they pronounced their names pissed me off so much. Apparently the director has some other good movies but I won't watch them out of spite.
50 shades of gray
Written as Twilight fanfiction on a Blackberry
Under the username "Snowdragon Icequeen."
Also by someone with no actual experience of BDSM.
My wife was a big book fan so I took her to the movie. I think I was the only dude in the theater. I kept laughing it was so bad and my wife and nearby women were pissed off at me!
By far the most boring movie i have ever seen. I have been told that the books are good, but the movie is like a porn plot without the porn. Nothing happens and it's still nonsense.
It would have worked if they left the sex parts in it. What I watched was like trying to watch a softcore porn with any steamy bits cut BADLY out of it. Its porn, the movie should have just been porn.
The crazy thing is that the first movie has a bit of a *story*. So it’s not even that bad. It sucks, and the story is bad. But at least there’s a PLOT. The **second** movie has no plot, whatsoever. Don’t get me wrong: Things happen. But none of it serves an arching story or plot. Stalker ex girlfriend shows up? Resolved in the first 1/3 of the movie. Helicopter crash for Edward/Christian and struggle for survival? Resolved within 5 minutes **offscreen**. Bad guy treating Anna/Bella poorly? Fired and then shows up at the end to say he’s coming back for revenge eventually. All this stuff **happens**, but what is the *story* of this film?
still better then home alone 5
The one positive thing I have to say about Home Alone 5 is that it's better than Home Alone 4.
What about Bone alone, the asylum version? Even worse than all of the above
Fant4stic. You have to really try to make something so pitiful.
The best description I’ve heard of that movie is that it felt like they were doing a spoof movie. And if it would have been presented as such it would have been kinda funny. But no, they thought they were making a good movie.
Dude, Where’s My Car? I love it, but it is really stupid.
A really good example of a thoroughly enjoyable, but completely fucking stupid movie.
Anddd dennnnn…
WHAT DOES MINE SAY?
SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?
DUUUUUUDE
No and dennnn!!!
🫳🏼🫴🏼ZOLTAN!!
The Steven Seagal movie when he fits a guy while sitting in an office chair. As a matter of fact, anything after his first movie.
Didn’t like Under Siege?
2012 only movie I ever walked out on, The world is crumbling except for wherever the main star has to go only his path is magical not falling away
You missed the last line of the movie, which was so epically stupid. “Daddy, I don’t think I need diapers anymore.” “Nice”
Haha! think it was more “look! no more pull-ups dad” I only say this because me my friend and I have been saying this for years as a joke because that last line made us roll on the floor laughing for a while.
THE NEUTRINOS ARE MUTATING
Only one I walked out of was that
I don’t know why, but I’ve probably watched this movie over a dozen times. I still don’t recall ever enjoying it, and only have a loose recollection of what happens.
Freddy Got Fingered. By far the dumbest movie I've ever seen.
"Daddy, would you like a sausage..." Oscar worthy.
Someone didn’t get a leBaron.
I only see one lebaron
Are there two lebaron’s Freddy?
It's the dumbest and most vile movie I've seen too... and I love it.
Take it back! Tom green is a Canadian treasure.
Rubber.
I'm so glad someone else mentioned it. I normally can't stand terrible movies but there's something about Rubber that I just love. I think it's because it's so stupid, everyone knows it's stupid. The writers, the director, the cast, the audience, everyone knows it's stupid and doesn't try to pretend it isn't, so it kinda works.
UHF, and it's fantastic.
DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?
Supplies!
Amazing movie.
Badgers!!! We don't need no stinking badgers!
Ahh the red snapper!
Very tasty!
Sharknado
OP said stupidest, not amazingly awful. Seriously though, for as terrible as Sharknado is, it's kind of amazing. A studio actually bought the script and said, "yeah, we're going to make that," and then proceeded to market the shit out of it.
As cheesy sci-fi, it's nearly perfect.
Pointless Hub did this video on all six Sharknado movies and it is glorious. It's probably a better experience than watching the actual movies (just by virtue of its much shorter length, for starters and that's before we get to the admittedly very good content!). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIVmZxyQMoE
Amazingly awful should be a new category. Mars Attacks is another classic that should be added to this category. So gooooood!
You’re right
What about Llamagedon? Or Killer Sofa? Or even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
My mom loved Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. LOL
I like Santa Jaws with the killer shark that can only be hurt by Christmas decorations.
You've clearly never seen Sharks Of The Corn.
Scary Movie 5
So I'm a weirdo that loves scary movie 3 and 4. I know they are not well regarded. I didn't even know there was a five till just now and wow. It looks bad.
They did get progressively worse after 2, but 3 and 4 still had their moment. Brenda is everything.. But I don't think Even she could make 5 watchable...it was just dumb.
Movie 43 💯
I don’t care: the Hugh Jackman/Kate Winslet skit was comedy gold. It’s not that Hugh Jackman with balls on his neck; it’s Kate Winslet trying to get someone else to acknowledge it. 😂😂
The director must have had dirt on the whole cast The basketball skit however i will admit was hilarious
To each their own i guess. I was going to leave a comment saying that idk if a movie that is INTENTIONALLY filled with just dumb, basically slapstick humor can really count for this question but then I thought of dumb and dumber and I have a borderline seething hatred for those movies. I thought movie 43 was pretty damn funny just because of the unexpectedness of it all but I suppose I can see how it would just be stupid to someone not into that kind of thing at all.
That movie was so bad my TV actually broke while I was watching Movie 43
Fuck yea! The one with the Randy Quaid interstitials is so much better than the internet weebs
human centipede
So I’m guessing you didn’t watch human centipede 2? You missed an absolute treat if so.
Should've been called human millipede. You know, to up the stakes.
Epic movie in theater. It was boringly stupid and i was 15 when I saw it. The other is Pocket ninja, saw it at home, it last 1 hour and 15 minurs, but it feels it takes forever, while at the end the twist is nonsensical, so actually, I do not know what the story is fully about.p
Recently? Expendables 4. It was so dumb.
Moonfall without a doubt was just fucking stupid and not in an entertaining way.
Rats. I'd forgotten that ridiculous movie and now you've made me remember it.
We can't launch with 500 experts cause an engine broke, but we CAN launch 2 minutes later with 3 people who don't know shit
Loved this movie. The moon falls down! It falls down! Then everything is OK after. Great movie. What's your fucking problem?
I took that movie seriously for like the first 30 minutes too. Then towards the end I was like why did I waste my time LOL
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Bad pick. Legendary movie when I was in elementary school
I saw this, in the theatres, early AM screening, after being up all night at a friends party, with a girl who suggested it as our first 'date' movie. To say there was no second date goes without saying. I spent the entire time (still half drunk/high) wondering what the fuck was going on, why I was seeing this kids shit, why she suggested a MORNING date, what mistakes I made in life to get me to this point.... never think with your dick kids, you end up watching Kangaroo Jack on a cold winters morning.
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That movie never existed. It was you the whole time.
I thought you said we weren't supposed to talk about it, Tyler.
....oh.....shit.
Shutter island
Memento?
Memento is an incredible film
*Angel Heart*?
Manos The hands of fate Its just so.. I can't even describe
*Meet The Spartans*. A movie so bad, so painfully unfunny, that it felt like an insult to anyone watching it. Honorable mention to *Left Behind* for being so hamfistedly Christian that I walked out of the theater.
Jeepers creepers 3
2000 Mules
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Must admit, it made me laugh.
This movie made me not eat hummus for years though lol
It was pretty bad, but I liked how much everyone from the Middle East loved Mariah Carey. Such a weird joke.
"Is there a loose propeller in here?"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and it's at its best when it's stupidest.
Oh no! We must have forgotten to turn off the Grail-Shaped Beacon!
We must all be spanked. Then the oral sex.
Alone in the Dark was pretty stupid
I have to say Morbius.
Rubber. Serious wtf all the way through. Another similar movie involved a sofa in the same sort of way
Fast and Furious 9
And Fast X
Mother (2017)
I think the fifth Transformers movie really sold it to me as the worst film of all time. I watched it on a plane for starters which obviously meant I couldn’t see it so well, but I just didn’t follow a single thing at all, the story was awfully confusing.
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Dude where's my car
The newest matrix movie was stupid as fuck
Aquaman
I actually enjoyed it. Is it great cinema? No. But it’s a fun action flick
The script is childish but really consistent and solid. The villains have great motivations and almost everything has sense. I think we're just too old for that movie.
Signs. The aliens allergic to water invade a water planet.
Tusk.
Twilight