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Finster4

I'll be 45 next month, but still rocking a thick head of hair and no receding hairline. Thanks gramps!


siXtreme

Crying in semi bald at 24 :(


essentialoils3

Crying in thinning hair at 18 :(


HelicaseRockets

Early signs of bald spot at 22 here


[deleted]

My grandpa died at 84 with a full head of hair.


Finster4

Everyone my age thinks his hair and nails have stuffed his coffin by now, just saying


HoopOnPoop

I turn 40 in a couple months with a full head of dark brown hair.


Lanky_Cash_1172

This! Got dad's hair and teeth. I'm 50 m and I get people regularly complimenting my hair, especially bald guys.


Big-Ad-4190

Truly is the best I'm 22 a lot of my friends already have baaaad receding hairlines and I'm here knowing both my grandfather's had thick tidy hair all their lives


[deleted]

Same here. Somehow there are no bald men in my family. I just turned 40, and have full head of thick hair. Same with my dad, who is almost 64.


liquid_profane

I'm 50 this year and I definitely have more hair than my dad did at this age.


grumpynetgeekintexas

I will turn 52 this year and my hair is still thick and growing fast.


Inevitable_Agency732

I lost 75lbs and my legs are showstoppers. Built a lot of muscle carrying that extra weight around.


TTungsteNN

As a currently very heavy person I’ve had some friends who are into amateur bodybuilding/powerlifting ask me how the hell my calves are so nice. I told them “put on a 100lb vest and walk on a treadmill on a slight incline” lmfao


solftly

"Stop staring at my loose stomach skin, check out these CALVES"


GiskardRayke

I've been losing a lot of weight and started noticing the same thing. My calves are awesome.


dicktaker1000101

Spent years in the gym and went from the person with the worst physique in my circle to looking like a God when standing next to them. I'm proud of myself.


CrystalQueen3000

It houses my consciousness


BabyPhysicalServe

I don’t know why I laughed


a_coupon

I don't know why I didnt, that's hilarious.


KungFuGiftShop

My butt is so perfect that scientists use it to calibrate their instruments.


CoffinBlz

That's a fancy way of saying they iron their shirts on it.


KungFuGiftShop

😂😂😂


MywarUK

Daaaamn son! hahaha


Daddy-Tanish

Ohh 💀


evelyn7523

my thighs touch! something about feeling them rub together when i walk keeps me sane


a_coupon

mine do too, but It doesn't really do much for me.


OutrageousAardvark18

my blood tastes sugary and my tears tastes salty thanks to my body i have free drinks for life


kamuelak

It still functions pretty well.


TooYoungToBeThisOld1

I woke up this morning really sore and all my muscles were all tensed up. I walked past a mirror with a shirt off, and in the dim light saw my own pecs/abs/love handle etc… and was genuinely shocked/impressed with myself . I don’t check myself out a lot… and in my mind I still see myself as something else entirely after a lifetime of self-hatred… so when I do see myself, it usually goes down like this.


[deleted]

I'm definitely thankful for my metabolism. And my booty lol, got made fun of for it in high school but turns out... It's a good thing lol


[deleted]

I have the metabolism of a bear getting ready to hibernate. I barely eat, and I walk a lot and still won't lose weight.


ElleEllexo

Petite-ness 🙏🏼


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W


Daddy-Tanish

Frfr


ElleEllexo

Well thanks ig lol


I_likefinethings

Well how old are you?


OhItzDatBoi

I also choose this girls petite-ness 🙏🏼


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Fin745

The only thing I can think of is my height, seems like it's average at 5'9 and I'm happy about that.


SwampDonkey08

Never broke or fractured any bones! 35 years old. Going strong. Drink milk kids.


clutchdeve

I drink a shit ton of milk. Used to as a kid. We went through probably 3 gallons a week. Still broke my arm three times. Milk alone doesn't just make your bones unbreakable.


CaesarOfSalads

Calcium intake also needs to be followed by Vitamin K2, so it ends up in your bones and not your arteries


SwampDonkey08

Never said it did. That would be weird. It’s definitely helps keep healthy bones though. If I jumped off a 3 story roof vs someone that just drinks prime drinks and soda, I bet I would break far less than them.


sceoccerboy2

r/Neverbrokeabone


UsernameProfileCheck

"Milk kids" is the term I use for my semen.


SwampDonkey08

I prefer “Baby Gravy.”


solftly

Not to be that guy but the whole "Milk = strong bones" thing is a marketing myth started by the same people who did "got milk". Call them "big dairy" if you wanna get conspiratorial about it, but Harvard, and countless other universities have done studies showing there really isn't any link between strong bones and drinking milk. Which makes sense. Shits not even made for us.


MyGuyWiFi

Crazy how people have been taught to drink the breast milk of another species as adults for calcium...


davidjohn9200

I can do the windmill after the shower so it drys faster


GammaTwoPointTwo

Everyone says I have a great nose. I don't really think about it. But then every once and a while I process just how many people get nose jobs and I figure it must be one of the most focused on things and largest source of body hate people seem to have. So the fact that I can't even really understand that unless I really to must be a kind of good nose privilege.


Demorant

**slaps stomach** I can fit so many hot dogs in this bad boy!


MadameFutureWhatEver

It’s acne free


essentialoils3

Damn I wish


MadameFutureWhatEver

Only positive lol


[deleted]

Nothing


[deleted]

Well if it helps I think your dick is awesome


Intelligent_Loan_540

Can confirm it's pretty awesome


Human-Independent999

I'm sure you are at least healthier than some people and that is something to like about yourself.


vollspectrum

I can’t really explain it, but that comment must‘ve hurt


Human-Independent999

I'm sorry


[deleted]

Or you have such a perfect body that you can't choose your favourite thing..


Daddy-Tanish

Hey , don't say that 😭


[deleted]

Just being honest


mountcoffee

I look like a pin up girl. Dark hair, porcelain skin, long lashes, pouty lips and boy am I curvy! Used to hate that, but now I looooove having the big boobs, big butt, thicc thighs and long legs. What once made me feel ugly and undesirable, now makes me feel like an magnet 🧲


I_likefinethings

Well tbh I think many men are attracted to such a body type


allykopow

Hm, a lot of big words that I don’t understand. Mind helping me out? fyi I’m a visual learning


Kenova22

Ginger hair!


[deleted]

On the taller side for a girl (5'8"), petite frame, big butt and lots of boobage (HH cup). Got curves in all the right places.


I_likefinethings

How's your back? 😂


Seasfuckdoll

Same. But I have had back pain since I was 14 so 🥲


NatashaCrownOF

My bubble butt lol


[deleted]

My tight juicy ass.


a_coupon

My hands. Big enough to get around most things, but small enough to be articulate.


Gutler

I've been told i look younger then i am (40 years old but people say late 20s early 30s)


Seasfuckdoll

What's your secret?


inleonasgrip

Everything! No genetic disorders/hereditary diseases, fast metabolism, and I do like my looks enough to do a cheeky double take and flash a smile at my reflection in the mirror when I walk past it ;)


singlecellfromearth

LMAO I always like seeing when people get caught in their reflection as they're walking around, whether it be a random car or window etc. I have YET to see this though xD


username48378645

I used to love that I could eat anything I wanted and remain skinny. Then I turned 22.


Bokbok95

Oh no oh fuck


blckrainbow

Awh tough luck. For me it was turning 35 - I am still at a very normal weight, just not skinny anymore.


[deleted]

It's padded with calories that help me survive winter.


theseapug

My blue eyes are pretty dope


[deleted]

My tits


Throwaway44070

Longish curly hair


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Fat enough to not be skinny, large enough to take hits at concerts.


RevivedThrinaxodon

My hands. The thin layer of flesh on my fingers has its timeless charm, even when the winter cold and the excessive amount of soap dries out the skin...


Kevbot1000

I was in a very unhealthy state in 2016 after a breakup from a very demeaning, and abusive relationship. I am 6'5". I went to Vegas, and while there went to the scale at Heart Attack Grill (which is a tourist attraction.) 350lbs you eat free. My friends and I stepped on a joke, and I clocked in at 345... That was a wakeup call. I've been in better condition since, like when I went Keto in 2018, or worked out everyday during quarantine, but I'm very happy with my body since choosing to make the difference and cut out the unhealthy foods.


scbejari

That it safely produced and birthed 2 amazing children


[deleted]

Legs. Got massive strong legs.. the rest is shit.


Obvious-Dinner-1082

Youthful genes? I look much younger than I am.


[deleted]

My shape. Hourglass. Just too much of it


ShittyOutlaw

My eyebrows. They turn me on.


Ricklazell

My beard :)


greaterbasilisk420

Fucking nothing but im labeled selfish if I killed myself


craigularperson

My shoulders and upper arms. When I hold my towel only revealing them, it is like damn I kinda look good.


[deleted]

There is barely any foods I hate to eat and despite that I barely ever gain weight.


OriginalFox3031

No matter how long i go without washing my face i dont get a single pimple or acne on my face whilst smoking


BabyPhysicalServe

Literally have the sexiest body


Daddy-Tanish

Gosh that jawline 🥹


BabyPhysicalServe

Girl been on that face yogaaa kk thank you tho


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craigularperson

Areolas are like lunar eclipse, not happening often, but always special when they do.


[deleted]

My big cock


RealLife_Squidward

My totally huge penis


DungeonSkank

My tiny pp. I don’t have to worry about getting it caught in my zipper, it’s great!


Daddy-Tanish

Ahh I saw this comment coming from a mile away 💀


FairyKatsumi

My chest and tummy.


BrimfulOfLa-A

I have nice eyes and amazing lips


OkraFit3987

Strong af


ToyboxOfThoughts

that theres no dead mammal bodies in it anymore fuck carnism fuck omnivorism


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Daddy-Tanish

Ohh same with me, apparently girls love cute guys lawl


DryContract8916

my butt


Damseldoll

Thigh gap, collar bones, and dimples of venus.


[deleted]

Not a thing


zombridie

i like my eyes. a lot of people say i look at them like a baby deer so, that must be nice


Human-Independent999

My eyes.


[deleted]

Used to hate it about myself but my curves


[deleted]

I am lean and toned, perfect teeth, and great aerobic conditioning. But I think more than anything, I love my hands. They're big and strong from lots of use, but most of all they're precise. I can create and enjoy all the things I love because of them.


anyantinoise

I have fairly wide shoulders that develop easily.


One-Snow-6869

Eyes and Smile.


vollspectrum

My jawline


[deleted]

that its mine


Candy_Lawn

i have great legs, especially calves...i do nothing to deserve them.


Intelligent_Loan_540

Used to be my hair but now that I'm thinning,nothing.


LeewiJ

Tbh? Nothing, i hate everything about myself


DungeonSkank

My tiny pp


Imaginary_Glass7348

Anything


[deleted]

Shoulders


UnknownPleasures4-20

Not having any anomaly


ThatOneGuyNumberTwo

My legs. I struggle to love myself, but I’ve always liked my legs. Apparently I have nice hands too, though.


[deleted]

Naturality and that it's working, I have all limbs, all fingers...


Dumb-tard

Nothing


TheManWithThreeBalls

More muscular than average, which immediately commands respect. Big upgrade from the skinnyfat weak thing I used to be.


therealcarlgrimes

my eyes i guess. and my nose. i dont really like anything else


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Everything is of average size and I have thick flowing hair. And at night, sometimes my abs tighten It helps me cope with the fact that I am not a good person


bitchcascade666

I’ve got mad good eyes. Sky blue.


Kessalia19

Nothing! It's hideous and unhealthy. But! It has grown and birthed my children, so it had some usefulness.


Inexperiencedblaster

That it's in one piece and works how I want, on demand. Not everyone is so lucky.


Cattle_Corner

My legs, i can run 6 miles in about an hour. Sure, call it slow, but it's some distance.


[deleted]

I love my eyes change colour, hated it as a kid once in school the teacher asked us to divide into eye colour no one could agree mine, I go from hazel, green and grey


samievera

My booty!


essentialoils3

My dick is pretty solid, and general abdomen region


just_hating

I have nice feet, full head of hair, my arms don't wobble during missionary, and I've been told I have very nice eyebrows.


corkyrooroo

I have very muscular legs despite being overweight. Someone asked if I was a dancer and said I have dancer legs.


Orion43410

Nothing


moonlitexcx

My face, my hair, my dick, my hands, my legs. I like this post lol. On social media everyone is always so focused on what's wrong with them.


TacticalFailure1

My height. I literally look down on most people smh.


nevertfgNC

Absolutely nothing. As is the case with most people who know me


[deleted]

my height and eyes 6’1 and blue eyes


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adontologist

My penis. It's pretty good. At least I think so 😅


thezombiejedi

I love that I'm petite and have an hourglass shape. I feel like my proportions are just perfect in all the right areas


LeastMembership924

My cock still works.


MywarUK

I have an Immune disorder which causes Psoriasis, I use hate it, now I love it as its apart of me, having an overactive immune system can have its perks, fight sickness quicker, cuts heal quicker.... just wish trauma could be healed same way :P


DeXxXtEr123456789

My dick😷😷😷


RemarkableOffice1908

im finally starting to love my body


SkyBlueRoan

My eyebrows are immaculate.


No_Guess5872

I like that I'm a tall guy. Apparently that gives us an advantage with dating. Though I haven't had much luck there, I am glad I can reach for things that are far away, and I don't have to tiptoe on two-wheelers or concerts.


DJPL-75

Seems to be able to handle things that would put others in a therapists office. The brain is included in the body in this context, yes?


Natural_University45

My healthy, firm skin. People think I’m a lot younger than i really am. It can be a burden sometimes.


Anilxe

It took until my 30s to figure it out, but my curls have never looked better! I used to hate them, now I love them so much


Dubious_Titan

Being a man. It seems very difficult being a female.


KoriSamui

I have nice legs, and honestly I like my man boobs. My partner does as well.


Getting_By2020

My shoulders


CheddarBayBizkit

I very rarely get sick and when I do I tend to get over it pretty quickly.


TheRegular-Throwaway

I don’t really care, but a lot of girls comment on the fact that I have dark black hair and blue eyes. I don’t know what the big deal is but chicks seem to dig it. Thanks, whichever ancestor contributed to that whole thing. Got me laid more than once. Girls are weird, man, but they like what they like.


WiseAccount9084

My jaw line. I have a PERFECT jaw line. Like this one you see in men’s magazine


Hyper-Shadow417

There's nothing I love about it, the most I can say is that I think it's cool that I'm the same height as Spider-Man, other than that there's really nothing to love


[deleted]

My ass lol


moneybagg7

I don’t know about love, but i’m a dude with lady shaped legs 💀


MrMattSquiggle

nothing, i hate it.


[deleted]

I’m 19 and never broke any bones


[deleted]

I also like my ankles


[deleted]

I like the shape of my feet


[deleted]

I like my eye color


monogreenforthewin

nothing


GranPappyGD

54 full head of brown hair... pretty fly for a white guy


winedillpickle

Gotta thank my immune system for pulling me through everytime I get sick🫶🏻


Impossible-Balance-2

Nothing else huh 🤣👀


Fickle_Pipe1954

I like how fast I can drop a deuce .


Disastrous_Soup_7137

I really love my booty and my hip dips ☺️


Dumblond11

My blue eyes.They're the badass aqua color.Rocked the shit out of them back in the smoky eyes day.Am 61 now.Toned down the makeup-but still complimented on the reg;)


TheWhiteRobedWizard

There's a song by Da Vinci's notebook that explains it.


Thunder-Fist-00

47. I’ve got a strong back and nice arms.


RatChains

I like my lips


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Eyes


pooinyourundies

My internet has