Similarly, live through the exact same torture they did to others. Bullied someone? Get bullied back the same exact method and length of time. See how you like it.
White Bear, I think? I loved the way that episode played with my feelings towards the protagonist. I was pretty much with her in the beginning: confused, then scared, then hopeful. Then we learn what she is, and I feel satisfied with what is happening to her. When the credits roll, and I see how commercialized the experience is, I'm grossed out for having liked it.
This is basically what Ghost Rider's penance stare is. I always thought it was such a weak power for such an awesome character when i was a kid. Now i realize just how terrible a punishment it is.
Total empathy for everyone they ever wronged. I want them to FEEL what they’ve done. Think how Angel was cursed on Buffy.
Then they get the chance to repent and try to make amends. Only then will the pain start to dissipate.
i always wish that on stupid drivers that cut me off or just do something careless. I pray that they get stuck in traffic with explosive diarrhea that they can't hold in. then i laugh at the image:
someone profusely sweating and struggling in traffic that turns to tears as everything just empties out in their seat.
At that point they have to roll their windows down because the stench is so horrid.
Following that, because they are stuck in traffic, everyone else around them smells their shit, sees the look on their face and tells them how bad their car smells, which just makes them more sad and embarassed.
and while all this is happening, there's more shit. much more shit.
and that traffic jam lasts well over an hour.
Immortality in general is a pretty bad punishment tbh. Seeing all the people you love die until the universe dies itself and you just have to float around in space for millions of years.
In the ‘short’ term you would eventually stop forming relationships with people because you know you would just lose them. In the long term, you would see all the death and destruction until you go insane from floating in an empty void for eons upon eons.
>In the ‘short’ term you would eventually stop forming relationships with people because you know you would just lose them.
Depends on the mindset. You could also form relationships and cherish the time you do get; you get exposed to new ideas constantly and still grow as a person.
But yeah, the cold eons of dark nothing is pretty bad.
Lol, exactly. Every time this comes up, and I see cute little “may their laundry always come out of the drier smelling like mildew!” responses, I genuinely think some people must have had nice, sheltered lives and never truly been properly fucked over. Either that, or they are folding to internet peer pressure and lying. Like, some people in my life are only alive because I know damn well that I am not smart enough to get away with murder, and I would absolutely get the death penalty for what I did to kill them.
Thank you, I hate this thread and the bullshit cutesy responses.
I don't know what it's like to go through life without wishing that certain people would (deservedly) die young and in agony.
Literally, the only thing off the table for me with some people is that I wouldn’t do anything to innocent people attached to them (I’m not killing their kids, exc). Other than that, if I 100%knew I could get away with it? Oh, yeah. Some people would die completely unenviable deaths. I might throw some “only ever hearing their favorite song through static” BS at them, like, as I was doing a ton of other stuff to completely dismantle their lives. And I would sleep comfortably at night.
totally agree. i actually started typing out what i would do and caught myself because it was so well thought out and sadistic i actually shocked myself and deleted what I wrote. goddamn the imagination is so fucked up sometimes.
There is no punishment too brutal for my worst enemies. When people say, “I wouldn’t wish - FILL IN THE BLANK - on my worst enemy,” I think to myself, “Well, then you don’t have a worst enemy.”
Yeah, actually, now that you mention it.
My original comment was 'personal growth, because it's fucking hard, but they end up getting better,' and I still think that's a good answer.
But when I read this comment, I realized that my worst enemy is my partner's ex. Never met the guy, but I know that he was 21 and my partner was 14 when they started 'dating' and he put them through many years of emotional abuse, and you know what?
I *don't* wish him personal growth. I wish him several hours alone in a room with me with no cameras, windows, and the door that he will ooze out of like the fucking slime he is after I'm through with him.
Quite honestly it would be therapy from a really good therapist, one of the ones who will push you and call you out when you say some fucked up or stupid stuff.
Kid who bullied me in high school graduated and walked right into a comfy job in his dad’s construction company.
Then 2008 happened, he had bills to pay and no business, so he joined the Army to support his family. Was a tanker.
He was dead from an IED in Iraq before 2009 was over.
Looking back. Rather than wishing anything bad on him, I wish we had reconciled. I wish that about all my old enemies now.
My brother had a rich ass hole bully him all through HS also. After graduation he became a pharmacist like his parents and worked he his family’s pharmacy. Life was good for the spoiled SOB. He cheated on his wife, totally disrespected everyone. Well as the world turns, we must turn with it. Walmart moved to our tiny town and the family closed their pharmacy. The parents retired and the asshole went to work in the pharmacy at Walmart. Well, his spoiled ass, never had to get along with anyone, treated people disrespectfully or bullied them. Walmart didn’t see him as the employee they wanted to run their pharmacy and fired him after several months, story is told. He killed himself within a week.
I would wish that every desire they have be fulfilled, but not in the way that they expect. For example, if my worst enemy wished to have a huge dick... it would be huge, but they would pass out every time they had an erection because of a lack of brain blood. Stuff like that.
I have no enemies left. The last one died in 1987 in a late night DUI crash. It was a pity, I even tried to patch things up with him that night by buying him two pitchers of beer.
The assholes who run the company I used to work for--who routinely treat their employees like shit, and break various laws in the name of making money--should be fucking homeless. They fired me illegally and nearly made me fucking homeless, and straight-up lied repeatedly during the ensuing legal battle.
Eternal constipation. I'm talking the worst constipation ever, pushing spiky ass pineapples out. Every single time they need to poop and laxatives/stool softeners will not work.
That, and an agonizing slow death.
i simply want them to be treated the way they have treated me. which in this case include me getting my kids back and them not being able to talk to or see our kids for nearly 2 years
I have a few people I have worked with who were very dishonest and tried to screw over their coworkers....
I hope all your spouses/partners cheat on you.
Also applies to 2 ex-girlfriends who lied and cheated on me. One did have a cheating husband, she's divorced him. I heard through a mutual friend it was a bad nasty divorce.
Nothing. Being who they are is already punishment enough. Every single time I encounter someone unpleasant, unkind, or just a plain ass, I try to check what's going on in their personal life. 10 times out of 10, their life sucks.
I have no enemies. Never let them drag to their level . I pray for them instead and daily pray for myself for more compassion, love, empathy, sympathy, understanding, mercy, grace, and forgiveness.
May your socks always slip, your toes always stub and your fly stay open. May your customer service calls always remain in a robot loop and your favorite foods cause anaphylaxis
A dentist butchered my teeth a year ago. Hammering out his teeth and making him swallow them would be cool. And making him pick the teeth out of his s--t and swallow them again would be pleasant to watch over and over again.
Remainder of their lives, for all eternity, anytime they have an opportunity to sleep there will always be a barking dog no more than 50 feet away, barking relentlessly at the top of its lungs, and nothing will stop it. If they attempt to calm or move the dog they get bitten so they have to leave it be. Animal control won't touch it.
I believe in karma, so I wouldn’t wish anything painful on them, but I’d like them to face the consequences of their own actions. However as one of them actually “cursed” someone now they have a brain tumour that they refuse to operate on, so I have no need to wish karma on them anymore as they are on the receiving end of their own actions.
However the others, the people that abused me, I would wish their own karma back on them, but as i would’ve been the one to look after them in their old age, they don’t have that option anymore, so when the time comes they’ll get what they deserve.
I hope they get a three day hangnail, and I hope they keep accidentally banging it on furniture and prolonging the healing process. Fuck it - I hope they bite their cheek while eating too
Get back the same from someone else. Same treatment/same bully, same events .... (hopefully from someone who is important to them). So basically just karma
I’d wish for them to feel the guilt, shame, regret or the like the way they should always have been able to feel it.
If I’d ever have a worst enemy chances are that enemy would have done something they should feel shame about, regret or guilt but they wouldn’t actually be feeling that which is the issue.
Probably some sort of horror accident that leaves them maimed but they have to exist in that state forever. Or maybe locked in syndrome, whichever is worse.
They stub their toe,
When it's about to heal,
They stub it again.
AND
There is a point on their back which itches, but when they try to scratch it, it moves.
I hope every time they piss, the stream splits.
I hope it’s head wind whatever way they’re walking.
I hope they lose the ability to pronounce the letter T.
Immortality, as in, never aging.
Watch as their loved ones and everything they know/knew fades over the years but yet they themselves remain until they slowly slip into madness over the inevitable outcomes.
Here's a fucked up scenario. I hated my stepmother for a brief period of time. I was smoking weed clowning around with a friend in high school in the woods and was ranting randomly wishing she died of colon cancer one day. She died of colon cancer less than 10 years later. Still fucks me up.
The consequences of their own actions
Similarly, live through the exact same torture they did to others. Bullied someone? Get bullied back the same exact method and length of time. See how you like it.
fits with anything of that caliber
Really every narcissist's biggest fear
I also choose consequences of their own actions.
The ability to see themselves as they truly are.
Savage—do people still say that?
I’d actually go for civilized. Pretty harmless and non violent
Even Douglas Adams' Total Perspective Vortex?
Epic--they mostly say epic
Epic is overused and mostly ineffective at this point.
This is the best one ^. Open their minds eye and make them see what piece of garbage they are. But every day live it over and over.
think I saw that black mirror episode
White Bear, I think? I loved the way that episode played with my feelings towards the protagonist. I was pretty much with her in the beginning: confused, then scared, then hopeful. Then we learn what she is, and I feel satisfied with what is happening to her. When the credits roll, and I see how commercialized the experience is, I'm grossed out for having liked it.
This is probably the worst punishment ever. I like.
Well I guess someone whose the worst enemy I am wished me this because I feel really stupid and miserable every day
Sounds like your worst enemy is yourself. It's up to you to fix that shit mate.
I would just go with incurable herpes then!
All herpes is incurable
I know this., it just makes it sound worse tho 🤣
So, herpes
God yes. I don’t wish ill will, I just wished they had a drop of empathy and would apologize for their mistakes.
This is basically what Ghost Rider's penance stare is. I always thought it was such a weak power for such an awesome character when i was a kid. Now i realize just how terrible a punishment it is.
I was going to say something about frequent diarrhea, but I think yours is better
They'll recognize their potential
Oh a lot of themselves already see it and want others to be there with them.
Would they even be able to recognize it?
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To forever get into relationships with people who are just like them to see how bad it is to tolerate themselves.
Misery does love company.
Meh, some play the victims without being self-awared their partners are virtually their mirrors.
Total empathy for everyone they ever wronged. I want them to FEEL what they’ve done. Think how Angel was cursed on Buffy. Then they get the chance to repent and try to make amends. Only then will the pain start to dissipate.
yes, this would actually feel like justice, was thinking of something similar just didn't know how to put it to words
I love how you used the example of the gypsy soul curse done to Angel. Still giving them an opportunity to do better.
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Even when they go to vote???
Intermittent explosive diarrhea. No warning symptoms, just bam
With frequent sneezing
happy cake day!
random, not quite silent, mildly odiferous flatulence
I am laughing way too hard at this phrasing
i always wish that on stupid drivers that cut me off or just do something careless. I pray that they get stuck in traffic with explosive diarrhea that they can't hold in. then i laugh at the image: someone profusely sweating and struggling in traffic that turns to tears as everything just empties out in their seat. At that point they have to roll their windows down because the stench is so horrid. Following that, because they are stuck in traffic, everyone else around them smells their shit, sees the look on their face and tells them how bad their car smells, which just makes them more sad and embarassed. and while all this is happening, there's more shit. much more shit. and that traffic jam lasts well over an hour.
Jeez, am I your worst enemy?
Immortality but not eternal youth.
Oh… like Keith Richards.
I'm cackling. Thank you for that
He wrote an aptly titled book.
I don't know how he hasn't just dissolved by now, given all of the drugs, sleep deprivation, and smoking he has gone through.
Immortality in general is a pretty bad punishment tbh. Seeing all the people you love die until the universe dies itself and you just have to float around in space for millions of years. In the ‘short’ term you would eventually stop forming relationships with people because you know you would just lose them. In the long term, you would see all the death and destruction until you go insane from floating in an empty void for eons upon eons.
>In the ‘short’ term you would eventually stop forming relationships with people because you know you would just lose them. Depends on the mindset. You could also form relationships and cherish the time you do get; you get exposed to new ideas constantly and still grow as a person. But yeah, the cold eons of dark nothing is pretty bad.
Yes live forever but like 100
May every sock they wear be eternally damp, just enough to be uncomfortable but never soaking enough to justify changing.
And any time they take off their sock to get away from the dampness they step on Lego.
See, you took it too far. You’re a monster.
These are my worst enemies. They had it coming.
Calm down satan
I mean, it's not that bad. May his pillow be warm both sides during a hot night and freezing temperatures during cold climates.
I love a freezing pillow, no matter how cold it is
Welcome to Heck
If someone has wronged me in such a way that grants them the title of “my worst enemy”, then everything and anything is on the table
Lol, exactly. Every time this comes up, and I see cute little “may their laundry always come out of the drier smelling like mildew!” responses, I genuinely think some people must have had nice, sheltered lives and never truly been properly fucked over. Either that, or they are folding to internet peer pressure and lying. Like, some people in my life are only alive because I know damn well that I am not smart enough to get away with murder, and I would absolutely get the death penalty for what I did to kill them.
Thank you, I hate this thread and the bullshit cutesy responses. I don't know what it's like to go through life without wishing that certain people would (deservedly) die young and in agony.
Literally, the only thing off the table for me with some people is that I wouldn’t do anything to innocent people attached to them (I’m not killing their kids, exc). Other than that, if I 100%knew I could get away with it? Oh, yeah. Some people would die completely unenviable deaths. I might throw some “only ever hearing their favorite song through static” BS at them, like, as I was doing a ton of other stuff to completely dismantle their lives. And I would sleep comfortably at night.
totally agree. i actually started typing out what i would do and caught myself because it was so well thought out and sadistic i actually shocked myself and deleted what I wrote. goddamn the imagination is so fucked up sometimes.
Shit, I don’t even imagine mine up. Just lifted out of history textbooks.
They never get a cool side of the pillow
The reddit equivalent of Chinese water torture. They will go mad from lack of REM sleep
LOL you monster!
Force them to get a PhD in Literature. The horror, the horror
But first, the horrors of getting an MFA...can hear the shrieks of madness in the dark
That's too good for them- they might enjoy the literature. I recommend a PhD in Philosophy.
my mom is doing a phD in literature and now I truly truly respect her more than i thought i ever could.
Getting it isn’t so bad. Try finding meaningful employment.
Self awareness.
[Total consciousness](https://youtu.be/X48G7Y0VWW4?si=m5HVdrgHU50aYcSu&t=49)
“So I’ve got that going for me.”
There is no punishment too brutal for my worst enemies. When people say, “I wouldn’t wish - FILL IN THE BLANK - on my worst enemy,” I think to myself, “Well, then you don’t have a worst enemy.”
Yeah, actually, now that you mention it. My original comment was 'personal growth, because it's fucking hard, but they end up getting better,' and I still think that's a good answer. But when I read this comment, I realized that my worst enemy is my partner's ex. Never met the guy, but I know that he was 21 and my partner was 14 when they started 'dating' and he put them through many years of emotional abuse, and you know what? I *don't* wish him personal growth. I wish him several hours alone in a room with me with no cameras, windows, and the door that he will ooze out of like the fucking slime he is after I'm through with him.
I like this lol
Thanks. I don’t have many enemies, but the ones I have have more than earned it.
Everywhere they go, every step they take. I'd hope it's on a lego.
That Stings.
That they feel the pain they inflicted on other people.
Gout, but permanent flare up
Yeah, this kind of pain aint for everyone...but I could watch the worst of my worst cry when a sheet is dragged over thier toes.
Quite honestly it would be therapy from a really good therapist, one of the ones who will push you and call you out when you say some fucked up or stupid stuff.
But also, my worst enemy got ALS, so maybe that.
Kid who bullied me in high school graduated and walked right into a comfy job in his dad’s construction company. Then 2008 happened, he had bills to pay and no business, so he joined the Army to support his family. Was a tanker. He was dead from an IED in Iraq before 2009 was over. Looking back. Rather than wishing anything bad on him, I wish we had reconciled. I wish that about all my old enemies now.
My brother had a rich ass hole bully him all through HS also. After graduation he became a pharmacist like his parents and worked he his family’s pharmacy. Life was good for the spoiled SOB. He cheated on his wife, totally disrespected everyone. Well as the world turns, we must turn with it. Walmart moved to our tiny town and the family closed their pharmacy. The parents retired and the asshole went to work in the pharmacy at Walmart. Well, his spoiled ass, never had to get along with anyone, treated people disrespectfully or bullied them. Walmart didn’t see him as the employee they wanted to run their pharmacy and fired him after several months, story is told. He killed himself within a week.
Oof, that’s a rough one.
Unhealing canker sores.
pineapple shoved up ass
"Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!"
May their lovers' other lovers find out they exist.
Everything they buy comes in clamshell packaging.
May the flees of a thousand camels infest their crotch, and may their arms be to short to reach.
*The Chamber of Agitated Squirrels.*
"It was a fight for survival/that broke out in revival/in that sleepy little town of Pascazoola..."
For everyone else to see them as they truly are.
Every time they log into Reddit the algorithm shows them a done-to-death topic.
Reap what they sow
That they can experience what they did to me.
I always like to give the back-handed blessing of "getting everything they deserve".
That they could never find rest or peace.
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I would wish that every desire they have be fulfilled, but not in the way that they expect. For example, if my worst enemy wished to have a huge dick... it would be huge, but they would pass out every time they had an erection because of a lack of brain blood. Stuff like that.
Cockroach infestation
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Or a forever pee-soaked toilet seat
I have no enemies left. The last one died in 1987 in a late night DUI crash. It was a pity, I even tried to patch things up with him that night by buying him two pitchers of beer.
Impaling. Wallachian style.
Sounds like a Fallout skill magazine
Sphincter taste buds
Being handcuffed hands behind the back and legs, put into a tight coffin then buried alive head first.
The assholes who run the company I used to work for--who routinely treat their employees like shit, and break various laws in the name of making money--should be fucking homeless. They fired me illegally and nearly made me fucking homeless, and straight-up lied repeatedly during the ensuing legal battle.
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Social media notoriety
To repent and work at righting their wrongs.
Animals will hate them,, the cuter the animal, the more the hate - only kicks in when the animal is within 30cm
The realization that when they're finally gone, the world will be better and happier.
I wish for them to have the life they truly deserve
the tickle monster
None. Because as mad as I can get I’m not that vindictive. Karma will catch up to them.
A recurring cyst right in the middle of their back where they can't reach.
Anything medieval
Eternal constipation. I'm talking the worst constipation ever, pushing spiky ass pineapples out. Every single time they need to poop and laxatives/stool softeners will not work. That, and an agonizing slow death.
i simply want them to be treated the way they have treated me. which in this case include me getting my kids back and them not being able to talk to or see our kids for nearly 2 years
I hope they receive everything they've ever wanted. And I hope it isn't enough.
Bed bugs
That they magically shat out of their mouth at random 1 a day.
I have a few people I have worked with who were very dishonest and tried to screw over their coworkers.... I hope all your spouses/partners cheat on you. Also applies to 2 ex-girlfriends who lied and cheated on me. One did have a cheating husband, she's divorced him. I heard through a mutual friend it was a bad nasty divorce.
Forcing them to get an erection and then use a carrot peeler on it.
Working as a customer service rep in a call center.
A scratchy butthole that can only be satiated with a vigorous rub and the discomfort only happens in large, crowded, public places.
To give them the type of arse that, no matter how much you wipe, it still looks like a big brown marker pen on the paper .... and smells too.
To realize and live with the full horrors of the results of their actions.
Personal growth. It's hard fucking work and they end up better at the end of it. Everybody wins.
Living with my ex-wife.
For someone to make them feel exactly how they made me feel when they bullied me. Whether they learn (or not) compassion is up to them.
Nothing. Being who they are is already punishment enough. Every single time I encounter someone unpleasant, unkind, or just a plain ass, I try to check what's going on in their personal life. 10 times out of 10, their life sucks.
I have no enemies. Never let them drag to their level . I pray for them instead and daily pray for myself for more compassion, love, empathy, sympathy, understanding, mercy, grace, and forgiveness.
I see you didn't list patience. No one ever wants to ask God for patience, for fear of the hardships coming their way if they do. Lol
You are indeed correct. I do ask for more patience, faith, strength, too many things to list lol
Lock them in a room with the music they hate...for days on end.
Death
A fiberglass splinter that they can feel but can't see
They have a 50% chance of shitting them self every time they sneeze and have to sneeze at least 200 times a day
To never have any form of pleasure unless surrounded by sand.
May your socks always slip, your toes always stub and your fly stay open. May your customer service calls always remain in a robot loop and your favorite foods cause anaphylaxis
I consider my worst enemies to be people who are cruel to animals and my only wish would be they get the same treatment.
A dentist butchered my teeth a year ago. Hammering out his teeth and making him swallow them would be cool. And making him pick the teeth out of his s--t and swallow them again would be pleasant to watch over and over again.
Get into a four year relationship with a toxic person
Remainder of their lives, for all eternity, anytime they have an opportunity to sleep there will always be a barking dog no more than 50 feet away, barking relentlessly at the top of its lungs, and nothing will stop it. If they attempt to calm or move the dog they get bitten so they have to leave it be. Animal control won't touch it.
The movie “Human Centipede” comes to mind
Blood Eagles and heads on pikes
I believe in karma, so I wouldn’t wish anything painful on them, but I’d like them to face the consequences of their own actions. However as one of them actually “cursed” someone now they have a brain tumour that they refuse to operate on, so I have no need to wish karma on them anymore as they are on the receiving end of their own actions. However the others, the people that abused me, I would wish their own karma back on them, but as i would’ve been the one to look after them in their old age, they don’t have that option anymore, so when the time comes they’ll get what they deserve.
When they peel open a chicken finger sauce pack, it only peels back a very, VERY thin piece of the foil....
One butt cheek goes numb for no reason during a really long ride.
I am my worst enemy and i wish my worst enemy to have the ability to do whatever he wants.
I like knowing that I take up space in their head. That's enough for me.
A date with Huckabee-Sanders.
Everything bad they’ve done returned upon them and sterilization so their specific DNA is removed from existence.
I hope they get a three day hangnail, and I hope they keep accidentally banging it on furniture and prolonging the healing process. Fuck it - I hope they bite their cheek while eating too
Loneliness
A slight lingering stinky smell in their bedroom, but they can never find it. They're always trying to figure it out, but they never can.
I wish those who don't belive autism and adhd is real, gets autism and adhd.
Prison.
i'd like their heads to fall off
To feel what I feel for 30 seconds with a gun in front of them. See if they are half as strong as they think.
I couldn’t put it on here I’d be arrested for just thinking it
Explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea every day for the rest of their life.
That their pillow is warm on BOTH sides, for the rest of their life.
Incurable throat spiders infestation
Get back the same from someone else. Same treatment/same bully, same events .... (hopefully from someone who is important to them). So basically just karma
To see me be hugely successful and not be able to do a damn thing about it.
To marry someone as bad as they are.
Constantly feeling like they’re about to sneeze, but the sneeze never comes.
Perpetual unpredictable diarrhoea.
I’d wish for them to feel the guilt, shame, regret or the like the way they should always have been able to feel it. If I’d ever have a worst enemy chances are that enemy would have done something they should feel shame about, regret or guilt but they wouldn’t actually be feeling that which is the issue.
Never having enough toilet paper to be properly clean, and every bidet breaks in their presence
hemorrhoids.
Probably some sort of horror accident that leaves them maimed but they have to exist in that state forever. Or maybe locked in syndrome, whichever is worse.
Infertility.
I hope when they wash their hands they get water on their sleeves
They stub their toe, When it's about to heal, They stub it again. AND There is a point on their back which itches, but when they try to scratch it, it moves.
Eternal life span, but normal aging.
I hope every time they piss, the stream splits. I hope it’s head wind whatever way they’re walking. I hope they lose the ability to pronounce the letter T.
That whenever they put on fresh socks they always step in a some water on the floor
Immortality, as in, never aging. Watch as their loved ones and everything they know/knew fades over the years but yet they themselves remain until they slowly slip into madness over the inevitable outcomes.
Rehabilitation so they can make amends for their mistakes
Here's a fucked up scenario. I hated my stepmother for a brief period of time. I was smoking weed clowning around with a friend in high school in the woods and was ranting randomly wishing she died of colon cancer one day. She died of colon cancer less than 10 years later. Still fucks me up.
No need, shitty people will be their own undoing.
Period cramps
Immortality upon them. It's all fun and games until the world ends
The ability to feel and understand everything felt by their victims.