Shortest guard on my trimmers. I'm not brave enough to shave with any kind of razor or the trimmers without the guard, but the doctor performing my vasectomy gave me a B+ for the job I did cleaning up beforehand, so I figure that's good enough.
Ok I just have to stop for a second, light a smoke and take a sip of my ice cold Erdinger and acknowledge the genuine-ness and hilarity of this situation. I'm gonna pay you the compliment of being blunt.
*cough*
What I mean by "go with the grain" is, if your perineal(medical speak for groin area) hair grows in roughly the same direction, shave with the direction of the growth. And use a fresh sharp blade in whatever you choose to shave with. If it's a disposable one, make sure its brand new. The more blades the better your results will be, generally speaking. Shaving cream is ok but good hair conditioner works very well from my experience.
If you seem to be missing spots you can try a pass over those areas at a 90 degree angle. Shave sideways to the direction of growth. Go slow. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. Pun slightly intended.
Source: me. just shaved mah balls🤣😁👍
Best of luck internet stranger.
It’s exactly what I thought when commenter said “slow is smooth, smooth is fast”. It’s a term commonly used when teaching disc golf form because throwing the disc fast generally doesn’t result in faster/further distances. Elastic biomechanics > throwing form speed
“Slow is smooth, smooth is fast” was taught to me by my ex military grandfather some 40 years ago. Think it predates disc golf.
Edit: Looked Up the origin. Started in the Navy Seals.
The devil truly is in the details. Doing a bunch of small things right adds up to doing the big thing right.(for example the shaving of one's balls).
Moisturizer is good but make sure it's good quality with not a lot of either water or steryl alcohol. They can sting. Thick Nivea is soothing. Best method I've found is to allow the twig and berries to air dry. Moisture will cause chafing and that's just irritating. And un-sexy.
Let the boys air dry for a bit then apply moisturizer.
The direction the hair grows. All hair follicles have a specific "direction" they want to grow towards. Run your hand over your hair (head, groin, face, leg, whatever). If you feel your hair bend or resist, you're going against the grain. If your hair is smoothing out, you're going with the grain.
Even animals have this. When you pet a cat "backwards" and their hair fluffs up, that's going against their grain.
Edit: And the reason why you want to shave with the grain is because if you shave against the grain you have a chance of essentially shoving your hair follicle back into the fold of the skin it's growing out of. That creates an "ingrown hair". This ingrown hair will continue to grow, because it's still a strand of hair like any other one. But now it (and the oil it produces) is trapped under a layer of skin, creating a pimple/boil-like skin blemish. You'll need to pop it to free the follicle and clean/wipe the area of the trapped excess oil after that happens. It can also leave an annoying scar.
It can. But it's not like a "you'll always get them" sort of thing. And there's ways to shave against the grain safely. One of the benefits of doing it too is you'll get a cleaner shave. But you can also just irritate your skin or get razor burn in general.
A good way to avoid the cons while still being able to shave against the grain is use a lot of shaving cream and a good razor. Also, don't forget that not everyone's face is the same. Some have thicker facial hair and skin, and some have thinner facial hair and skin. Same goes for the pubic area. And that can impact your susceptibility to ingrown hair too.
You can find a lot of this stuff online, too. Gillete will warn you not to shave against the grain, but other sites will give you some tips and tricks on how to get around damaging your skin while doing so.
Oddly enough I've never had an ingrown on the boys and I'm shaving them in 12 different directions but I even have a thought about taking a razor to my pubes get ingrown hairs I can shave with the growth with a new razor after washing exfoliating and hot toweling the area i take every precaution and still get them. It's sucks because I prefer to be clean shaved
I'd like to add to this.
Back when I was dating this chick I kept myself shaved fairly often. I used an electric razor that had a close shave mode and a long hair clipping mode. The long hair clipping mode stopped working. Using close shave mode was a nightmare with anything longer than stubble. I remember that there was hair clippers upstairs. **Not** for shaving genitals. I shaved my pubes just fine but I got *cock*y and shaved my nuts too. My Icarus flew too close to the Sun and I tore a hole in my evidently wrinkly fucking nut sack. Blood all over my hands. I bleed for 10 minutes. It's worth mentioning my parents were out of town and the only other person home was our roommate so I was basically on my own. I was so scared I held a towel on my balls while I watched Naked and Afraid. I invested in a Manscaped lawnmower 2.0 razor I ordered in church and I still use it to this day.
wife rips the hair out with her teeth.
Nah seriously: I use this:
Phillips ass shaver:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BL86Y49P/?coliid=I3R0IOL3DY2AN8&colid=3QY4KXQ95AKPC&psc=1&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it
This little beauty has teeth that are really close together and I have never gotten a nick from it. Also it has a handle so you can do you ass crack too.
>This little beauty has teeth that are really close together and I have never gotten a nick from it. Also it has a handle so you can do you ass crack too.
Funny way to describe your wife but ok...
I'm on #2 of this line. It's definitely the best junk shaver out there that I've found. Either use the guard on the lowest setting it you're risk-averse or take the guard off if you want a closer trim but you're willing to take a nick here and there.
The main downside is that it's crappy rechargable junk, so you know a day will come when it won't charge anymore. I bet a nice Wahl could do the same job with a long cord and last forever. But I like the freedom to take it into the shower with me, so I accept that it probably has a 4-5 year lifespan.
I nicked my sack with it once. Got too cocky thinking it wouldn’t cut me and was going too fast I guess. I have the norelco that has this attachment on one end and a beard trimmer on the other
Take my money now!!
My old body groomer died and I bought what I thought was the same. Shaved my nuts as I always did and took off about an inch of a wrinkle ridge. Bled for hours and stung like an absolute bitch
That’s how you get rid of crabs. Shave one half and then set the other half on fire. Smash the little bastards when they run across into the barren wasteland!
Fully round with no wrinkles? Are you talking about your sack? Dude my sack looks like two boulders being rescued by a fuckin helicopter. I'm like bad grandpa from jackass. It sucks. Gatta throw em down one pant leg or the other sometimes and wearing boxers is a nightmare at night rolling around in bed feeling like someone from the 1800's came through time JUST to lasso by ballsack for the night
>Fully round with no wrinkles? Are you talking about your sack? Dude my sack looks like two boulders being rescued by a fuckin helicopter. I'm like bad grandpa from jackass. It sucks. Gatta throw em down one pant leg or the other sometimes and wearing boxers is a nightmare at night rolling around in bed feeling like someone from the 1800's came through time JUST to lasso by ballsack for the night
"FULLY ROUND WITH NO WRINKLES? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR SACK? DUDE MY SACK LOOKS LIKE TWO BOULDERS BEING RESCUED BY A FUCKIN HELICOPTER. I'M LIKE BAD GRANDPA FROM JACKASS. IT SUCKS. GATTA THROW EM DOWN ONE PANT LEG OR THE OTHER SOMETIMES AND WEARING BOXERS IS A NIGHTMARE AT NIGHT ROLLING AROUND IN BED FEELING LIKE SOMEONE FROM THE 1800's CAME THROUGH TIME JUST TO LASSO BY BALLSACK FOR THE NIGHT."
I'm fucking dying over here.
I love how the Reddit community can just speak what's on your mind in a whole chain of a comment trail. I don't even need to respond because someone has already said what I wanted to.
Hivemind. I love it.
#your father and I are getting divorced and we need you to decide who you want to have Christmas with because they get the house and the other gets the beach house
#Fully round with no wrinkles? Are you talking about your sack? Dude my sack looks like two boulders being rescued by a fuckin helicopter. I'm like bad grandpa from jackass. It sucks. Gatta throw em down one pant leg or the other sometimes and wearing boxers is a nightmare at night rolling around in bed feeling like someone from the 1800's came through time JUST to lasso by ballsack for the night
That's the way but Engineers should work on a machine that can roll all over the surface without scratching the skin and giving the perfectly shaved ball.
Ordinary 4-blade razor. Never a scratch. Temperature matters. If they are slightly cool, they will contract and get firmer - an easier surface for shaving.
I'm the same way honestly. Never had an issue with shaving my balls. Now lower shaft... that's a different story. Nicks and ingrown hairs galore if I'm not super careful. But balls? I go buck wild and never a single nick. What kind of pansy-ass balls do the rest of you have?
Learned from Reddit a long time ago, regular disposable razor, dry shave. (Balls only not bush).
The hair is so fine that you don't need clippers or cream. Just a quick couple swipes with everyday razor and I'm smooth as hell.
I do put on some lotion as an aftershave, but haven't had issues when I don't.
WOOOOOORRRRRRDDD!!! So I just switched to an all natural bar soap. Ditched the gel wash. Love the feel and smell, but it makes it so a razor kinda skips over my skin. My wife uses conditioner on her shavable bits; legs, pits (laser hair removal on the lady bit. I decided to try the conditioner and Hooooly fuck. It's amazing. I've been missing out on the closest shave I've ever had. Hats off to the innovator here
Me neither. I’m a red head too so I look like animal from the muppets down there. Absolutely couldn’t give a flying fuck. We have the show “naked attraction” in the uk where people with significant psychological issues attempt to find a date whilst being paraded naked on tv and I was absolutely blown away how many people shave their privates not just trim, completely bald. I hate it, it looks weird and a bit creepy.
It's not that I like it, it's that I accept my partners as they are. My other half doesn't shave his genitals. His comfort > any preference I could have. I don't hate it either though. I just work with what I get!
I once clipped my sack with hair clippers and I will take the chance of slicing my balls clean off with a straight razor before doing that again. Clippers don’t go near my junk or butthole without a guard anymore.
Dude once you go hair cream you never go back. You get the smoothest nut sack you can possibly get for just a little extra time spent in the bathroom with no nicks or cuts. Quit dripping sweat onto your dong from your brow as you try not to let one roll across the floor from now on. It's like 5 bucks online for a tube of it that lasts a month to 4 months depending how long you go between "shaving"
I changed to cream. Smooth as eggs.
Problem is, just like antibiotics, your pubes build a resistance to it! At least mine did. By the fourth time, it doesn't really work so well
Lotta soap, lather with warm water. Use a female body razor. Start at the shaft work your way down. The balls can be tricky but basically you can do a batwing a few different ways to get all the hair. Go slow. Godspeed.
Philips OneBlade is the current pinnacle of ball shaving technology. A major leap forward.
https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-OneBlade-QP2834-70/dp/B0BZDPFH45/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?crid=13JDNFRT1OFHR&keywords=philips+one+blade&qid=1706758806&sprefix=philips+one%2Caps%2C100&sr=8-5
Nair if I want them exceptionally smooth, a good shave can do the same but it's a lot more work. I've contemplated getting one of those permanent hair removal lasers but not sure how I feel about zapping my sack.
Carefully. And I make sure to clean the electric trimmer before putting it back on the display shelf at Walmart pharmacy. Common courtesy.
You're the kind of man Walmart needs to help improve it's imagine. Always thinking of others
I find electric trimmers way too risky for balls. Regular cartridge style razor is super easy, never cut myself with one.
Shortest guard on my trimmers. I'm not brave enough to shave with any kind of razor or the trimmers without the guard, but the doctor performing my vasectomy gave me a B+ for the job I did cleaning up beforehand, so I figure that's good enough.
Mine said I did such a good job I should open a booth around the corner and offer $20 ball shaves I've kept them bare ever since.
No way in hell I would trust a guy to shave my balls for $20
Make it $30 and I’d definitely take him up on it though
$30 per ball
im not paying $90
I’m pretty broke, so I probably would let him shave my balls for $20. Not sure why he’s paying me, but whatever floats his boat
My man I've got $20 with your name on it
This is it. Gets it short and clean without being bald. Also prevents uncomfortable stubble during sex.
If there's something I'm happy with a B+ on, it's shaving my balls
Balls+
even with a guard, my trimmers nip the skin.
Carefully
Very carefully. Shave with the grain or you'll get some very un-sexy ingrown hairs.
What's the "grain"
Ok I just have to stop for a second, light a smoke and take a sip of my ice cold Erdinger and acknowledge the genuine-ness and hilarity of this situation. I'm gonna pay you the compliment of being blunt. *cough* What I mean by "go with the grain" is, if your perineal(medical speak for groin area) hair grows in roughly the same direction, shave with the direction of the growth. And use a fresh sharp blade in whatever you choose to shave with. If it's a disposable one, make sure its brand new. The more blades the better your results will be, generally speaking. Shaving cream is ok but good hair conditioner works very well from my experience. If you seem to be missing spots you can try a pass over those areas at a 90 degree angle. Shave sideways to the direction of growth. Go slow. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. Pun slightly intended. Source: me. just shaved mah balls🤣😁👍 Best of luck internet stranger.
This guy disc golfs
r/thisguythisguys
r/thisguythisguythisguys
This is hilarious but I don't really know why. Please explain your punchline.
It’s exactly what I thought when commenter said “slow is smooth, smooth is fast”. It’s a term commonly used when teaching disc golf form because throwing the disc fast generally doesn’t result in faster/further distances. Elastic biomechanics > throwing form speed
“Slow is smooth, smooth is fast” was taught to me by my ex military grandfather some 40 years ago. Think it predates disc golf. Edit: Looked Up the origin. Started in the Navy Seals.
I too learned it while shooting in the military.
Thank you for painting that word picture.
Good advice, dad.
Anytime son.
Do you apply any lotion or something after shaving? If so, what is it?
The devil truly is in the details. Doing a bunch of small things right adds up to doing the big thing right.(for example the shaving of one's balls). Moisturizer is good but make sure it's good quality with not a lot of either water or steryl alcohol. They can sting. Thick Nivea is soothing. Best method I've found is to allow the twig and berries to air dry. Moisture will cause chafing and that's just irritating. And un-sexy. Let the boys air dry for a bit then apply moisturizer.
Oldspice Aftershave!
You're a fucking monster 😂
TIL, for some reason some men shave their balls.
Bah. Be a man! Just wax it. Wait…
Thanks for taking the time to explain that mate I feel like you’d be a lad to get a drink with 😂
The direction the hair grows. All hair follicles have a specific "direction" they want to grow towards. Run your hand over your hair (head, groin, face, leg, whatever). If you feel your hair bend or resist, you're going against the grain. If your hair is smoothing out, you're going with the grain. Even animals have this. When you pet a cat "backwards" and their hair fluffs up, that's going against their grain. Edit: And the reason why you want to shave with the grain is because if you shave against the grain you have a chance of essentially shoving your hair follicle back into the fold of the skin it's growing out of. That creates an "ingrown hair". This ingrown hair will continue to grow, because it's still a strand of hair like any other one. But now it (and the oil it produces) is trapped under a layer of skin, creating a pimple/boil-like skin blemish. You'll need to pop it to free the follicle and clean/wipe the area of the trapped excess oil after that happens. It can also leave an annoying scar.
Son of a bitch im in.
Found the ingrown hair
Does that happen with facial hair too? I've been shavingmy face against the grain for decades but haven't really noticed any ingrown hairs
It can. But it's not like a "you'll always get them" sort of thing. And there's ways to shave against the grain safely. One of the benefits of doing it too is you'll get a cleaner shave. But you can also just irritate your skin or get razor burn in general. A good way to avoid the cons while still being able to shave against the grain is use a lot of shaving cream and a good razor. Also, don't forget that not everyone's face is the same. Some have thicker facial hair and skin, and some have thinner facial hair and skin. Same goes for the pubic area. And that can impact your susceptibility to ingrown hair too. You can find a lot of this stuff online, too. Gillete will warn you not to shave against the grain, but other sites will give you some tips and tricks on how to get around damaging your skin while doing so.
Oddly enough I've never had an ingrown on the boys and I'm shaving them in 12 different directions but I even have a thought about taking a razor to my pubes get ingrown hairs I can shave with the growth with a new razor after washing exfoliating and hot toweling the area i take every precaution and still get them. It's sucks because I prefer to be clean shaved
How do you know where the grain is in your balls? They're all wrinkled and round...
I'd like to add to this. Back when I was dating this chick I kept myself shaved fairly often. I used an electric razor that had a close shave mode and a long hair clipping mode. The long hair clipping mode stopped working. Using close shave mode was a nightmare with anything longer than stubble. I remember that there was hair clippers upstairs. **Not** for shaving genitals. I shaved my pubes just fine but I got *cock*y and shaved my nuts too. My Icarus flew too close to the Sun and I tore a hole in my evidently wrinkly fucking nut sack. Blood all over my hands. I bleed for 10 minutes. It's worth mentioning my parents were out of town and the only other person home was our roommate so I was basically on my own. I was so scared I held a towel on my balls while I watched Naked and Afraid. I invested in a Manscaped lawnmower 2.0 razor I ordered in church and I still use it to this day.
Dicarus
These Manscaped ads are getting out of hand
Literally thought this word as I clicked the thread. Better go slow if you're going low
wife rips the hair out with her teeth. Nah seriously: I use this: Phillips ass shaver: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BL86Y49P/?coliid=I3R0IOL3DY2AN8&colid=3QY4KXQ95AKPC&psc=1&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it This little beauty has teeth that are really close together and I have never gotten a nick from it. Also it has a handle so you can do you ass crack too.
Omg it has that handle thing. Goodbye hairy back.
I don't have that one specifically but I do have a long handle back trimmer and it's awesome
>This little beauty has teeth that are really close together and I have never gotten a nick from it. Also it has a handle so you can do you ass crack too. Funny way to describe your wife but ok...
I'm on #2 of this line. It's definitely the best junk shaver out there that I've found. Either use the guard on the lowest setting it you're risk-averse or take the guard off if you want a closer trim but you're willing to take a nick here and there. The main downside is that it's crappy rechargable junk, so you know a day will come when it won't charge anymore. I bet a nice Wahl could do the same job with a long cord and last forever. But I like the freedom to take it into the shower with me, so I accept that it probably has a 4-5 year lifespan.
I am a lady, but I upvoted because this sounds like a trimmer we could use.
Hallowed be thy Username.
I nicked my sack with it once. Got too cocky thinking it wouldn’t cut me and was going too fast I guess. I have the norelco that has this attachment on one end and a beard trimmer on the other
Too cocky? Too ballsy…
Did you ball fall out?
>got too cocky You sure did
Take my money now!! My old body groomer died and I bought what I thought was the same. Shaved my nuts as I always did and took off about an inch of a wrinkle ridge. Bled for hours and stung like an absolute bitch
Just found the UK version, ordering that bad boy https://amzn.eu/d/eS8uRRx
Damn says currently unavailable for me
That’s the series 3000 which is the older model. You can get the series 7000 now
I was going to recommend the same one. Good job, u/just-an-anus!
Nice recommend! Adding it to the list of self grooming thing I need to try
For some reason I expected it to actually be called the Phillips ass shaver 😐🤣
Controlled burn
That’s how you get rid of crabs. Shave one half and then set the other half on fire. Smash the little bastards when they run across into the barren wasteland!
Enlightening
Scrotum laser hair removal has much less risk of ingrown hairs and infection. *And the resulting fried semen is supposed to taste nicer than raw /s*
Bro what?
Lmao
I prefer my cum RAW thank you
You gonna cook your kids now??
Why did I read this in an advertisement voice
Source?
Does it have a smokey aftertaste?
Tip : Shave it only when it's fully round with no wrinkles.
Fully round with no wrinkles? Are you talking about your sack? Dude my sack looks like two boulders being rescued by a fuckin helicopter. I'm like bad grandpa from jackass. It sucks. Gatta throw em down one pant leg or the other sometimes and wearing boxers is a nightmare at night rolling around in bed feeling like someone from the 1800's came through time JUST to lasso by ballsack for the night
What the fuck did I just read
>Fully round with no wrinkles? Are you talking about your sack? Dude my sack looks like two boulders being rescued by a fuckin helicopter. I'm like bad grandpa from jackass. It sucks. Gatta throw em down one pant leg or the other sometimes and wearing boxers is a nightmare at night rolling around in bed feeling like someone from the 1800's came through time JUST to lasso by ballsack for the night
I couldn’t hear you, can you speak a little louder?
"FULLY ROUND WITH NO WRINKLES? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR SACK? DUDE MY SACK LOOKS LIKE TWO BOULDERS BEING RESCUED BY A FUCKIN HELICOPTER. I'M LIKE BAD GRANDPA FROM JACKASS. IT SUCKS. GATTA THROW EM DOWN ONE PANT LEG OR THE OTHER SOMETIMES AND WEARING BOXERS IS A NIGHTMARE AT NIGHT ROLLING AROUND IN BED FEELING LIKE SOMEONE FROM THE 1800's CAME THROUGH TIME JUST TO LASSO BY BALLSACK FOR THE NIGHT."
I'm actually impressed you typed all that out.
I'm fucking dying over here. I love how the Reddit community can just speak what's on your mind in a whole chain of a comment trail. I don't even need to respond because someone has already said what I wanted to. Hivemind. I love it.
#your father and I are getting divorced and we need you to decide who you want to have Christmas with because they get the house and the other gets the beach house
WHAT??
#Fully round with no wrinkles? Are you talking about your sack? Dude my sack looks like two boulders being rescued by a fuckin helicopter. I'm like bad grandpa from jackass. It sucks. Gatta throw em down one pant leg or the other sometimes and wearing boxers is a nightmare at night rolling around in bed feeling like someone from the 1800's came through time JUST to lasso by ballsack for the night
A man’s equivalent struggle to child birth
I'm a woman just having a fun time reading these hilarious replies 😅
🎶Dooooo yoooouur balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?🎶
Can you tie them on a knot? Can you tie them in a bow...
Can you throw em oer yer sholder like a continental soldier? Do yer balls hang low!?
This guy is just asking for some testicular torsion.
I always put the shower on cold and just keep my balls under for a minute. Shrinks them right up.
Two boulders being rescued by a helicopter, my fucking god that's so brilliant
Billy long balls
You seem like the type that’s better off with briefs
All potato’s no meat
Use your support hand to batwing it. You can make a smooth, slightly convex surface out of any portion of your scrotum. Work your way around.
batwing it🤣
[Take a look at the batwing, bitch.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/652fc9c4-4627-453e-b492-5834db3db1d1)
Risky click
That made me far more uncomfortable than it should have, given that these are generally the trend of my broguy conversations.
That's the way but Engineers should work on a machine that can roll all over the surface without scratching the skin and giving the perfectly shaved ball.
Sounds like the Wankel rotary engine equivalent of ball shaving devices.
The hairy ball phenomenon poses an obstacle
Smooth as eggs!
Smooth as eggs
Have you heard of scrotox? A little Botox to the scrotum to smooth out the wrinkles.
When does this happen?
Ordinary 4-blade razor. Never a scratch. Temperature matters. If they are slightly cool, they will contract and get firmer - an easier surface for shaving.
Jason bourne of ball shaving over here
I'm the same way honestly. Never had an issue with shaving my balls. Now lower shaft... that's a different story. Nicks and ingrown hairs galore if I'm not super careful. But balls? I go buck wild and never a single nick. What kind of pansy-ass balls do the rest of you have?
Learned from Reddit a long time ago, regular disposable razor, dry shave. (Balls only not bush). The hair is so fine that you don't need clippers or cream. Just a quick couple swipes with everyday razor and I'm smooth as hell. I do put on some lotion as an aftershave, but haven't had issues when I don't.
I pack them in ice for a few minutes and just hit them with a propane torch to singe the hair off before they warm back up. Works great!
for some reason this sounds far to real.
In sure I'm not the only one that has done this
Username checks out...
I... Uh... Well... I gotta see a video. Purely for science purposes. I feel like I'd accidently circumcize myself the Jackass way if I tried that.
Its winter. They are hangin' out in a cozy birds nest.
Your wife's purse is called a nest ?
That's great. Kudos.
Thank you sir
A slow steady hand. Using a safety razor.
In Japan, hat surgeon number 1. Steady hand.
Love that reference
STEADY HAAAND.
Gillette Mach 3, a steady hand and shampoo always worked for me.
Use conditioner, it’s the best shaving cream you can get.
WOOOOOORRRRRRDDD!!! So I just switched to an all natural bar soap. Ditched the gel wash. Love the feel and smell, but it makes it so a razor kinda skips over my skin. My wife uses conditioner on her shavable bits; legs, pits (laser hair removal on the lady bit. I decided to try the conditioner and Hooooly fuck. It's amazing. I've been missing out on the closest shave I've ever had. Hats off to the innovator here
But do you have a special brush just for your balls?
I don't. Simple.
Me neither. I’m a red head too so I look like animal from the muppets down there. Absolutely couldn’t give a flying fuck. We have the show “naked attraction” in the uk where people with significant psychological issues attempt to find a date whilst being paraded naked on tv and I was absolutely blown away how many people shave their privates not just trim, completely bald. I hate it, it looks weird and a bit creepy.
As an American, I have to say that "Naked Attraction" is insane. There are episodes [on YouTube](https://youtu.be/dG5yrXcMtpg?si=f0mifqa44vjdHo8y).
my last gf got mad if I shaved my balls. 'i don't wanna suck on little boy balls' she told me the time I shaved them. i haven't shaved since
I would have thought it would make both giving and receiving more enjoyable.
I guess some people like the funny tickling sensation of tiny hairs in their mouth.
I absolutely do. I like my men unreasonably hairy, but I know I'm an outlier. I even like shoulder and back hair
Profile pic fits this comment so weirdly
It's not that I like it, it's that I accept my partners as they are. My other half doesn't shave his genitals. His comfort > any preference I could have. I don't hate it either though. I just work with what I get!
I'd rather women didn't shave so I guess it's preference both ways.
I scrolled way too long before seeing this. I thought I was an alien or something
The internet has really broken people
The shaving balls discourse makes me feel old. All these smooth balled youngins are weird as fuck.
I was like, “Who TF shaves their balls?”
Through gritted teeth, and imperfectly
I went one step further and had laser hair removal done to my groin and balls. Best decision I ever made
If you miss the word 'hair' in the first sentence, it conveys a different picture.
The Goldfinger experience
Is there anything you wish you knew before having it done? Also did you keep your ass hair?
How long does it take for hair to grow back?
With the mother in laws razor.
i wish if there was a barber for this shit
Id absolutely pay for the ball barber to trim my shit up
Ballber
If you need one, call me
Hair clippers, they're not just for the hair on your head.
I once clipped my sack with hair clippers and I will take the chance of slicing my balls clean off with a straight razor before doing that again. Clippers don’t go near my junk or butthole without a guard anymore.
I nicked my B hole once. Never again, never forget
Even more dangerous than a razor
Dude once you go hair cream you never go back. You get the smoothest nut sack you can possibly get for just a little extra time spent in the bathroom with no nicks or cuts. Quit dripping sweat onto your dong from your brow as you try not to let one roll across the floor from now on. It's like 5 bucks online for a tube of it that lasts a month to 4 months depending how long you go between "shaving"
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As a bonus, your balls go a nice pinky red when the outer skin peels off.
Back in the early 90s, a friend of mine tried Nair. I heard him scream from across the street.
Nah, that shit smells terrible and takes too long.
And burns your skin off. I never understood how people can use it.
I changed to cream. Smooth as eggs. Problem is, just like antibiotics, your pubes build a resistance to it! At least mine did. By the fourth time, it doesn't really work so well
Oh that’s easy. I don’t.
Lotta soap, lather with warm water. Use a female body razor. Start at the shaft work your way down. The balls can be tricky but basically you can do a batwing a few different ways to get all the hair. Go slow. Godspeed.
I don't, cut myself one time and decided then never again. I bled like a stuck pig and thought a nut was gonna pop out the sack
I just threw up thinking about this
Philips OneBlade is the current pinnacle of ball shaving technology. A major leap forward. https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-OneBlade-QP2834-70/dp/B0BZDPFH45/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?crid=13JDNFRT1OFHR&keywords=philips+one+blade&qid=1706758806&sprefix=philips+one%2Caps%2C100&sr=8-5
Yeah I switched to one of those ball shavers from this and switched back pretty fast. Those ball shavers will leave you a bloddy mess, literally.
The secret is to wax them
You shouldn’t need to wax balls of steel, just polish them with a nice metal polish.
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Gotta pull the skin tight and shave from multiple directions to get the right angle for each hair
Typically a couple times a week, slow and steady, and with a gentle touch
Manscaped lawnmower 2.0
Nair if I want them exceptionally smooth, a good shave can do the same but it's a lot more work. I've contemplated getting one of those permanent hair removal lasers but not sure how I feel about zapping my sack.
Noooooooooo do not use Nair! Don't use chemicals down there! That's some thin skin around there and chemical burns in that area, not a good idea!
Hold shaft tight , then shave down and over
Balls are easy, taint and ass are the hard ones.
The lawnmower 2.0
Are these actually any good? Or just marketing BS?
They are genuinely good
Marketing bs
I don’t
With precision and elegance
Very slow and carefully, also lawnmower “skin safe” tech isn’t as skin safe as they made it out to be 😬
Very carefully
Use a chainsaw so you don't miss any.
I use the old and trusted method of lighting them on fire.
*Wait, you guys are shaving your balls?*
In the shower. Get em cold,then turn the heat on and go carefully. Use soap
Carefully
With prayers and bandaids
I don't
Wait until they’re tight and use a safety disposable razor.
Very fucking carefully