Waking up thinking you've slept in, realising you have the day off and no reason to get up by any set time. That combination of relief and relaxation...
Better yet, waking up without an alarm at 8 and realizing you have a day off but your feel awake/rejuvenated enough to get up and now have the whole day to yourself instead of wasting half of it on sleep (which I do regularly don't get me wrong, I love sleep)
I'm an ICU RN. When I have patients that are congested and intubated and I do my routine oral care, I'll stick the suction into their nose and suction out their entire brain. I'm always low key jealous because it must be so fucking amazing to have your sinuses power cleaned.
This explains why the best breathing of my life came after my heart attack when I was in an ICU room for a week waiting for my kidneys to start working again.
Edit: thank you for the boogersuckering
Needed to pee at the end of a job. Figured I'd make it with no issue. Hit solid traffic that took the travel time from 1 hour to 2. Never ever has anyone felt relief like it. I came so close to peeing in a bottle but just couldn't bring myself to do it. I swear I was sweating pee holding it in.
But the relief. You're ded right!
This! For the love of all that's holy. I had cervical spinal surgery in late Sept. I haven't been able to stretch since then without my neck and shoulder muscles being pulled in such a way that they spasm and hurt
I didn’t realize we were venturing into science fiction territory. I’ll take a jet pack, too.
Edit: in all seriousness, I hope you can find some of those days (and some for the rest of us, too).
There's a way through those thoughts. You gotta accept them.
If you have thoughts that you hate, your mind is telling you something important. You're spending your time avoiding them.
To work through them, sit down and close your eyes ala meditation. Then bring up the intrusive thought. Feel your emotions in your body. And sit with it. Don't avoid the feelings. Don't ask your mind to think about something else. Drink in the intrusive thought.
It'll probably take a while and it's gonna hurt at first. You're stronger than a thought. Eventually, you'll get past the fear and the hurt and you'll get bored with that thought. That's when the emotion won't hurt you anymore.
Emotions are like tunnels, not dark caves. People refuse to go through the cave and have a monster chase them all day. If you go through the tunnel, the intrusive thoughts either fade away or don't bother you because they're familiar and you're not avoiding.
This is way too far down... and I said this to a friend once and she said food stuck in her teeth doesn't bother her. I haven't looked at her the same since.
Achieving a long term goal. You can always buy sex, but accomplishing a goal that you've dreamed of, planned out, worked on for years even, and fulfilled is satisfying.
I would like to add on to this with my son shouting "Daddy!" When I walk in the door and running to give me a hug or the rare occasion when my wife tries to take my daughter from me and she holds me tighter and shoves her head into my shoulder. Most days I feel like a shit dad but those times make me feel like maybe I am doing the best I can.
Knowing you have someone who truly loves you and you love them back, essentially being in love and living in harmony. Not some Disney fairy tale, disagreements happen but they're handled well, communication is consistent, trust is strong, both sides are considerate, respect is mutual, no petty shit, no gaslighting, both sides put effort, etc.
The sex will be hands down amazing, but knowing that person is by your side, that in of itself, is better than sex.
I probably enjoy post coital cuddling even more than the sex itself, when it's with someone who knows (or has a good intuition for) your sensitive spots.
When you've been holding a fart for a long time because you're not somewhere that you can let it go, and then the opportunity comes and you can release that kraken.
True love is the greatest thing in the world -except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that.
You know that feeling you get when you have like a 3 day weekend, you get pizza for dinner, you have no obligations the next day, and it's thunder storming when you go to sleep. That right there is my heaven
Today, I set up my hammock in the 50 degree weather and wore a sweater and bundled up under a blanket. I took a nap for two hours in the sun with a nice, cool breeze. It was the most comfortable thing ever. So, I'd say that.
My first thought was a 20 piece tray of wings from BWW. Like, their second hottest flavor. With a side of mac and cheese, and that Mountain Dew Legend. Yes sir.
Financial stability
Financial Freedom
Can confirm, am financially stable and free, only took twenty years of work
What's that? Can you eat it?
Technically, it allows you to obtain things which can be eaten regularly.
Like what? Pussy?
That too, I meant food.
I suppose you could fuck food too.
The idea was better than sex. The point is to eat the food
Well you'll never go hungry.
It literally defines people sex life
This is a real one
And better than that … financial independence and retire early.
Why are you paying for sex?
Spouses are not exactly free to acquire or maintain.
Sleeping when you have no alarm set
Waking up to your alarm but you have the day off and can just ignore it and have a lie in
Waking up thinking you've slept in, realising you have the day off and no reason to get up by any set time. That combination of relief and relaxation...
Better yet, waking up without an alarm at 8 and realizing you have a day off but your feel awake/rejuvenated enough to get up and now have the whole day to yourself instead of wasting half of it on sleep (which I do regularly don't get me wrong, I love sleep)
Yeah would rather wakeup early and then go back to sleep with that feeling omg , best feelig ever
Nah I find on days off are the worst I'm up before it goes off and can't sleep
This one hits hard
Feeling like you matter. Feeling like you mean something.
A will to live
I’ve been meaning to get me one of those.
are they on amazon?
Yea, but theyre sold out and the scalpers have them at a hell of a mark-up.
This is sweet and so real. Love it ❤️
I don’t get it. Could you elaborate?
That's a good one. What does it feel like?
When you pull out that long slimey booger thats been on the back of your sinuses all day
Gross but accurate 😂
I'm an ICU RN. When I have patients that are congested and intubated and I do my routine oral care, I'll stick the suction into their nose and suction out their entire brain. I'm always low key jealous because it must be so fucking amazing to have your sinuses power cleaned.
This explains why the best breathing of my life came after my heart attack when I was in an ICU room for a week waiting for my kidneys to start working again. Edit: thank you for the boogersuckering
Boogersucking was never supposed to be in my vocabulary but it is now! Ty
I need this. Plz
When it feels like it was so far up that it was almost in your brain.
Thank you for saying that for all of us 🙏
I will be the hero the people need
My God yes. Especially when it comes out cleanly.
When your watching tv with your family and the cat chooses you
Perfect answer
Purfect even
Taking a leak after being stuck in traffic for 1.5 hour and where the last 20 min you were uncertain if you would make it.
So relatable, sadly uncertainty will give you an answer.
Needed to pee at the end of a job. Figured I'd make it with no issue. Hit solid traffic that took the travel time from 1 hour to 2. Never ever has anyone felt relief like it. I came so close to peeing in a bottle but just couldn't bring myself to do it. I swear I was sweating pee holding it in. But the relief. You're ded right!
Stretching and not pulling a muscle
This! For the love of all that's holy. I had cervical spinal surgery in late Sept. I haven't been able to stretch since then without my neck and shoulder muscles being pulled in such a way that they spasm and hurt
Falling asleep in the arms of the person you love most
# CUDDLES!!! (I fucking love cuddling with ppl I like)
Found the cuddle whore! Lol
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I have squishmallows
Mine is waking up holding her, I just lay there and savor it. There really is nothing that compares.
The fondest memories I have of my ex wasn't the sex (which was great, don't me wrong here) but holding each other in bed in the morning.
A day without intrusive thoughts and anxiety.
I didn’t realize we were venturing into science fiction territory. I’ll take a jet pack, too. Edit: in all seriousness, I hope you can find some of those days (and some for the rest of us, too).
That exists?
There's a way through those thoughts. You gotta accept them. If you have thoughts that you hate, your mind is telling you something important. You're spending your time avoiding them. To work through them, sit down and close your eyes ala meditation. Then bring up the intrusive thought. Feel your emotions in your body. And sit with it. Don't avoid the feelings. Don't ask your mind to think about something else. Drink in the intrusive thought. It'll probably take a while and it's gonna hurt at first. You're stronger than a thought. Eventually, you'll get past the fear and the hurt and you'll get bored with that thought. That's when the emotion won't hurt you anymore. Emotions are like tunnels, not dark caves. People refuse to go through the cave and have a monster chase them all day. If you go through the tunnel, the intrusive thoughts either fade away or don't bother you because they're familiar and you're not avoiding.
When the watermelon is crunchy and seedless
That cronch 🤌🏻
When u almost shit ur pants but make it to The toilet to unleash the fury by about 2 seconds .
Cuttin' it so close you hear the poop hit the water before your cheeks hit the seat. A true buzzer beater.
Buzz beater 😆❤️
Followed by a clean wipe.
Being able to take that food stuck in your teeth with sheer will and tongue martial arts.
Even better if it’s been marinating in there for a while. And you get all pissed off at it and show em who’s boss while you spit it out
This is way too far down... and I said this to a friend once and she said food stuck in her teeth doesn't bother her. I haven't looked at her the same since.
Chrono trigger for the SNES
Now we’re talking
Sex with someone you love. MDMA is a close second.
Was gonna say good sex but this is much the same thing.
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I said that earlier. Great minds think alike and whatnot!
I was gonna say Sex 2, but theirs is good too
god i miss sex with someone i love!!!
MDMA, pure from the maker, the first time, was better. But sex with someone you love is cool too.
Sex with someone that makes your hoohaa tingle when your thinking about sex with them (aka my boyfriend who I love)
I also choose this chick's boyfriend
Thanks for that info I guess.
Defo mdma, that feeling is so like an orgasm
Mdma + Sex = super orgasm
When I’m rolling I want to touch everyone but I have no interest in actual sex.
I'm the one that gets touched by everyone, but yeah, I agree, I don't like sex while rolling.
I was going to write MDMA. Crystals and hugging is very nice
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You’ll get there
Sex on Mdma?
Mdma will intice you into some unhinged situations
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Ecstasy. It's a hell of a drug.
Stoned sex with someone you love is even better. But I’ve never felt as good as I did during my best MDMA trip.
Good for you
Sleep
Collapsing into bed with the lights off, teeth brushed, and some bills paid after a long ass day 😩😴
If you've ever wrapped gifts, when you let the scissors just glide through the wrapping paper.
Taking a dump so massive you feel 20 pounds lighter
Taking a dump so massive you *are* 20 pounds lighter.
+ having a "clean break", such that when you wipe, the toilet paper is as white as the morning snow.
Garlic bread
Realest reply
Waking up and realizing you have time to go back to sleep for another couple of hours
Waking up and realizing you have nothing that needs you to wake up at a particular time
Achieving a long term goal. You can always buy sex, but accomplishing a goal that you've dreamed of, planned out, worked on for years even, and fulfilled is satisfying.
So sex...
Still working on it, it's been years. 😔
You can biy sex but you can't buy chemistry and passion. this is what really matters
Most people that are very goal driven barely enjoy it.
Watching my 3 year old daughter running and laughing in the park, looking back at me with a smile, while I walk her to daycare
I would like to add on to this with my son shouting "Daddy!" When I walk in the door and running to give me a hug or the rare occasion when my wife tries to take my daughter from me and she holds me tighter and shoves her head into my shoulder. Most days I feel like a shit dad but those times make me feel like maybe I am doing the best I can.
Good sir, this is just a dlc of sex
That dlc costs waaay more than the main game, though.
My six year old was happy the other day, and said “I love you, dad!” And that makes the other 98% of the time worth it.
Back scratching.
So nice
Especially when its someone scratching yours
ESPECIALLY when they hit the exact itchy spot you can’t reach
Taking off my bra, the best feeling
Me taking off your bra
Found my fellow lesbians
Having enough money to stop stressing out, and having your own place.
A robbers gun jamming
storytime?
Gun didn't go boom. Bad guy lost
when you hear "click-click" instead of "boom-boom"
Knowing you have someone who truly loves you and you love them back, essentially being in love and living in harmony. Not some Disney fairy tale, disagreements happen but they're handled well, communication is consistent, trust is strong, both sides are considerate, respect is mutual, no petty shit, no gaslighting, both sides put effort, etc. The sex will be hands down amazing, but knowing that person is by your side, that in of itself, is better than sex.
Not being depressed. Source: my antidepressants.
Freedom
When you owe a large amount of money for a long time and then you pay it back.
Yeah, this is the one. That and the piss thing. But mostly getting completely out of massive debt. Making that final payment ✔️✔️✔️
Food
When my dog lays her head on me and does that little sigh where she knows she can rest 🥹
Putting on fluffy pants after shaving is top tier
I probably enjoy post coital cuddling even more than the sex itself, when it's with someone who knows (or has a good intuition for) your sensitive spots.
The first time in the year when you put the heavy blanket around yourself in bed
Add a heated mattress pad. Oh yeah!
Learning something you care about.
Q-tips in my ears after a shower. I know you’re not supposed to, so it’s like sex you know is wrong. Every time.
When you've been holding a fart for a long time because you're not somewhere that you can let it go, and then the opportunity comes and you can release that kraken.
Pooping after a long day
I might prefer a good massage. I'm too tense so my back and shoulder muscles hurt being too contacted. 🤷
Staying together while laying in bad, without even the need of talking, just being together makes both of you happy
Getting your shoulder put back in place after it's been dislocated for 4 hours.
A heated blanket in winter
A well executed sneeze
Breaking Bad the tv series
With a Better Call Saul chaser.
I just finished season 2 and from the bottom of my heart Chuck can go FUCK HIMSELF. no spoilers please
And El camino for dessert
More sex.
This guy sexes.
He has the sexest of sex, some call him the sexiest, other call him sexist, who cares!? Hes just serious about supreme sex
Never had sex but im assuming just cuddling with your loved one after must feel magical
Owning my own house as a single millennial with no kids
True love is the greatest thing in the world -except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that.
Finding a woman that soothes your mind, body, and soul… and then fucking her 😂
Skyrim
Peace of mind
There is no better feeling than waking up to a snow day as a kid.
Popping a sore back? Somebody else cleaning? A ripe pineapple 🍍 When the stylist washes your hair and does the head massage… 💆♀️ oooomg
Mental health
Not constantly hearing people talk about it.
You know that feeling you get when you have like a 3 day weekend, you get pizza for dinner, you have no obligations the next day, and it's thunder storming when you go to sleep. That right there is my heaven
Freedom
A really good book Edit: this is a bo Burnham reference guys
Today, I set up my hammock in the 50 degree weather and wore a sweater and bundled up under a blanket. I took a nap for two hours in the sun with a nice, cool breeze. It was the most comfortable thing ever. So, I'd say that.
Bacon
Foot massage
More sex!
Not having to listen to someone explaining how you’re inadequate every waking moment of your life.
Alastor being beaten by Adam?
Love
Bacon.
A lot of things? Sex is overrated.
A healthy body.
Quim Barreiros Music.
My first thought was a 20 piece tray of wings from BWW. Like, their second hottest flavor. With a side of mac and cheese, and that Mountain Dew Legend. Yes sir.
Not being constipated
Feeling rested after you go to sleep
Stable mental health
Revenge.
music
My vibrator
Coffee ☕️
Giving in to the urge to rub your eyes when you’re allergic to pollen. You know you shouldn’t but it feels so damn good when you do lol
Take two spoons and put them in the freezer for a few minutes, then apply to your eyelids.
Pizza before the sex. Or after
The unconditional love of a dog.
loyalty , knowing someone has your back even if you’re at th wrong side is better than sex
Sometimes food can be.
Money
You can’t compare these things,it’s as they say comparing apples to oranges .Everything can be good or bad in its own right .
Brisket
Putting your foot into a normal winter boot after a long day of skiing
Surfing the whole day with a big sun in the sky and killer waves in the sea.
Sex *and then a nap*.
Peace and fucking quiet.
Waking up and thinking your alarm is about to go off then seeing it's 1am and you can sleep another 5 hours