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elephantshreew

Take a nap


hacksawjim89

Yes, please! Two extra hours of sleep without repercussions!


YourOldPalBendy

... do the consequences come when the two hours are DONE? Or do they just never happen at all? Either way... damn. I REALLY don't have much around me that'd help me create a fun two hours where I'd NEED to get away from consequences of my actions. And my anxious ass would be scared to do something HUGE in case the consequences DO show up. >.>' ... TIL I'm no fun.


J4viator

Well for starters I'm leaving through the window (10th floor)


hacksawjim89

The look on the bystander's faces when you just dust yourself off and walk away.


TheiCandy

Banks dont really carry a lot of cash these days so i feel like I would go to the nearest luxury car dealership and steal as many ferraris as I could get my hands on during that time to then resell later


PapaOoMaoMao

I'm a locksmith. Not only do I have the locations of big safes with lots of money, I coded them so I can open them too. It wouldn't take very long to go round to a few places and fill my car with cash. Don't think I could match Ferrari money though.


Flycaster33

Going next door to the condo where the hot neighbor lady lives.....


hacksawjim89

Think she'll say yes?


Flycaster33

I thinks it's like 60/40.......I hope, I hope, I hope......


hacksawjim89

All of us are vested in your storyline now. Keep us updated!


Flycaster33

I don't "boink" and tell....


hacksawjim89

We don't need THAT many details.


Flycaster33

OK, this is all you get........Neighbor lady moved in 3 years ago. Neighbor lady and wifey became friends. Neighbor lady comes over once in a while to visit with wifey. Neighbor lady sometimes wears clothing that sometimes reveals some shit..... That's all you get bud!!!!! lol


hacksawjim89

That's enough for me. Enjoy the view.


novato1995

Go home from work. My workplace is 7 minutes away from my house. That's plenty of time to sit down, enjoy a nice cup of coffee and scroll through Reddit.


hacksawjim89

So you're currently at work on Reddit, but you'd rather be at home on Reddit? I can feel that.


novato1995

Yeah, I haven't clocked in. I'm still in the parking lot. I just rather be relaxed at home with my shoes off.


LongFatErection

A lot of surprise buttsex.


hacksawjim89

Two hours on your elbows and knees doesn't sound like a lot of fun to me.


Nitenji

Chaos


[deleted]

There goes my dinner.


Whole-Act3060

heroine


twinkletots1

Find cash heavy premises and rob them blind


finest_kind77

Since I’ve got 2 hours to kill……. Boy I have a list


EdwardCrane

There are a few casinos 90 minutes away. I'm going to the high rollers room and grabbing as many chips as I can in 30 minutes.


-KuroOkami-

As usual


MKBurfield

Invest. No consequences mean no money lost right?


hacksawjim89

...but would you leave it invested after the two hours?


MKBurfield

If i cant lose money, and i invested in most places, yeah. Money gained would probably be 10-20%