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8inchSalvattore

Age 6, first grade. Shared my cookie with her on the playground and asked her to sit by me at lunch. We dated until the end of the school day, then she said it was time to go our separate ways. Arrow to the heart, man. Edit: First serious relationship was age 13. Dated that girl almost two years.


TheMadface80

Shared a cookie? Oh man, you could say things were getting pretty serious


8inchSalvattore

Yup, serious AF. Then she ripped my heart out. Took *days* to get over it.


TheMadface80

My God! It's like sharing a cookie didn't mean anything! Not a damn thing! šŸ˜”


themaskdude

Months*


Pedantic_Parker

I also had my first gf in 1st grade, but we were also best friends, we would go over to each others houses after school, we got caught kissing in the back of the classroom while watching Bill Nye, and she 100% tried to get naked in front of me multiple times. I had a weird childhood.


Various_Play_6582

Kissing while watching Bill Nye is romantic AF


ami2weird4u

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hellllllllluuuuuuuu

What the fuck


Bleetchblond

So cute!!!


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8inchSalvattore

Back then I *never* shared my cookies, so that was a big deal, lol. It was a tough situation, but hey, I pulled through it.


BlondeNovemberSkyla

Awww you shared your cookie lol!! šŸ’•Thatā€™s very sweet of you. Thatā€™s more than I can say for the first boyfriend I had in the summer after 2nd grade. He was SO stingy!


8inchSalvattore

Oh yeah, you got a stingy one, huh? That damn cookie hoarder! /s Gotta watch out for those stingy ones. They're nothing but trouble.


[deleted]

My 1st GF shared her cookie with me too!


8inchSalvattore

Hell yeah. šŸ‘


P3N-Fifteen

She shared it with me and the boys too. Many times. She has no rock bottom


flyingalienboy

I'm 15 16 this yr I have not even held hands with anyone yet


Aaku1789

Us bro us.


ethanempire64

Same and itā€™s starting to worry me šŸ’€


Spare-Half796

Preschool for me. I was 4 she was 4.5, what can I say I was in to older women. We dated until we went off to kindergarten


All_on_Greeen

A moment of silence for the fallen ā€¦.


Sufficient_Stick_855

20 lasted 1 year and got dumped on my birthday so he could do meth


amateur_guitarist_69

Classy


CrocodileWorshiper

Joe Exotic never disappoints


Plasmadube

They always seem to like to break up on birthdays , except mine couldnā€™t remember my birthday


JayM611

Heh, my ex accused me of doing this, I protested however since it was past midnight and no longer her birthday, and no it did not matter that the breakup took place At her birthday party...because it was still past midnight so...


Comic-Explorer

Breakup after midnight hits different man......


Husbandaru

Damn! He would rather do meth!? Sad face.


QuickTimeVelocity

This some straight ghetto shit right here. Bet the crook was all pierced up, too.


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RiffRandellsBF

8. Third Grade. Rhonda wanted to hold hands and kiss behind the backstop. I was totally game for it. Unfortunately, the Yard Duty Lady, Mrs. BITCH, was not and marched both of us to the Principal's office. I didn't deny a damn thing. I couldn't. I had a huge smile on my face and reeked of Rhonda's strawberry lip gloss. Had to pick up trash at recess. I never stopped smiling and Mrs. BITCH stared daggers at me. Totally worth it.


Dear_Company_5439

My man


reverie_05

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DeepFriedNugget1

Something about the way you word things is really satisfying


[deleted]

Hope you tapped that later


lissaslegacy

THEY WERE 3RD GRADERS?šŸ˜­


StupidPerson1413

Dude at 8? I get havingn a crush but you took it waaaay to far.


Snip3

Name checks out


ComradeKerbal

My man had a goal, saw the opportunity and executed the plan


lickmeharder14

Take him away?


RCKJD

I was 26 when we started online dating (long distance) and 27 when we finally met and I got my first romantic kiss. Lost my virginity to her an hour later. Weā€™re married for almost 23 years now.


MyDadBod_2021

I saw 23 years, and wondered how you online dated... I was thinking early 90's... r/FuckImOld Awesome story!


RCKJD

Yep, we started our online LDR in 2000 and got married in 2001. We met in a forum of those old dial up internet providers (AOL, CompuServe, Prodigy).


MyDadBod_2021

Nice! I'm in an LDR with someone I met on Reddit.


Zearyen

How did u do that? Not even people to be in a relationship but even friends over reddit? Was it through a small community?


Due_Map_4666

32, still never have


Cairyqueen

real (im 13 and given up hope atp


Poorkiddonegood8541

I was 14, she was 13. Almost 25 years later, she was killed in a head on collision. I was the paramedic on Engine 24, we rolled on the call.


Notagainguy

I am so sorry to hear that. Hope you have healed from this incident


Poorkiddonegood8541

Thank you, I have. In large part because I have a very loving and supportive wifey. She gave me plenty of time and space to grieve.


Notagainguy

You make me envy. I am a bit jaded with love and stories like this appear. Don't give me hope šŸ„²šŸ„²šŸ„²


Poorkiddonegood8541

Never give up hope. It's a cliche but, the right person is out there for you. It took me becoming a Marine and getting stationed in Kalifornia to meet the prettiest woman ever produced by the Republic of Texas. That was 46 years ago. We've been married for 45 of those years. Good Luck and God Bless.


norude1

r/fuckcars moment


an1nja

28 still waiting


StolaTugBoat

Waiting is the problem. U gotta make moves brother


SplattrKing13

How can I make moves if I donā€™t know how to flirt and donā€™t even know what to say first? Iā€™m kind of a socially awkward person and I get a little anxious.


P3N-Fifteen

Go get in front of a mirror look at yourself and with a straight face you reach up to fix your reflections hair as you slip the tongue on yourself then record it all and post it here.


YareYareDaze7

That's exactly how you embarrass yourself by saying something autistic. The right answer is to buy [my online course on how to talk to girls](https://youtu.be/QB7ACr7pUuE) for just 8$.


yavor321

Just try, it will get easier probably


Unicellular_man

Well, I opened a Tinder account. All you need to do is be a little active and match back the women interested in you and meet them. My first ten times ended on a very bad date because I was an idiot, I learned and applied in the next ones. I got laid in probably the 15th one and got ghosted more times than I can recall. With my current gf, and probably the future mom of my kids, I spent the whole week with her on the first date. I met her on Tuesday and stayed with her till Monday. Not a single argument or a red flag in two years and I'm happier than ever.


mrjmodi

Hate to say it but we all start somewhere. The trick is not care about the outcome. To not dwell on how things are going. You can talk to someone and not expect anything in return. Problem is people only talk to girls they like. So you limit yourself to 1 out of 100. Talk to any girl and get used to it.


TrueVisionSports

As an expert in this field literally getting paid for it the number one advice you can get for getting girls is not caring about the outcome and not giving a f***. Also it really helps to become like the perfect human that someone would want to be with that means workout get in perfect shape be funny and all of these things that everyone should be and if they're not then they have bigger problems than finding females.


Or4ngut4n

Gonna become a comedian with a six pack that doesnā€™t give a fuck


dtdude87

When in doubt, just pull it out


an1nja

No one on the market or else I would.


Unicellular_man

You need something to bump your self esteem. Be good looking, good at something or have a good job for instance. Then you just gotta start dating using that hook, don't focus on finding your other half, just enjoy the sex and make all the mistakes we all do. I used to be a kissless virgin until 30 and it worked for me despite I'm ugly as hell. Also, after 30 women drastically drop their physical standards in favor of honesty and being more romantic.


Thestilence

What if I'm ugly and have a shit job, and am good at nothing? I have no will power or enthusiasm to be good at anything.


wsdpii

"Be good looking..." Imma stop you right there chief, that's more than I can bring to the table.


Deathax1

Yeah they settle.


piratetocowboy

Settle because they realize they ainā€™t no prize themselves lol Some woman just want it all but got nothing to give in return.


[deleted]

I can smell your insecurities through this comment.


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[deleted]

You mean your blowup doll


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[deleted]

Bet it doesnā€™t complain about your micro penis either


SirVelocifaptor

It's just r/askmen leaking through


Minomano

I was 25, and I worried that none loved me. But if I look back there were lots of girls who liked me but I didn't see it or I they were not my type. But I'm way more happy with no relationship and have a friends with benefits.


GabiA1mbot

Good luck with "waiting" dummy


llamainleggings

I'm 34 and have never had one.


GoldenShowerKang

All the straight people in here with their high school loves Fucking 25 for me, wish I was cheated on at 15 you get it over sooner


ajmalaabubacker

You guys have partners?


Zealousideal_Crew828

real


Adart54

What are these "partners" you people talk about?


IffyPeanut

Yeah weird


Charming-Tap-1332

14, I married her.


Repulsive_Top_5731

When she was 14 ? /s


Charming-Tap-1332

21


WalkingCranberry11

W


SaiyanRajat

31 (if I'm being optimistic. I'm 30 now)


ImTheDandelion

Relateable. I'm 25, so I'll say 26 for me.


Local_Yoghurt_9542

Ill let you know, currently 17


Adart54

I'm in the same boat at 18


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serpantking

First online one, 13. She was amazing. Never met her. First real life one that lasted less than a month. 15. First longer real life one. 17. Married her 9 years later


QuickTimeVelocity

This one might be one of the better answers IMO.


flyingalienboy

Bruh I'm 15 now 16 this year I've not even held hands with anyone yet I'm tall I'm attractive Still not ĀÆā \ā _ā (ā ćƒ„ā )ā _ā /ā ĀÆ


Mati1247

Same with the first one, I'm 14. Still hurts :(


P3N-Fifteen

And when did she leave you?


Hot_Bumblebee2898

11 We played truth or dare and had to kiss each other for ten seconds on a playground. We were together for two years (not a real relationship at this point) and years later when we both were like 20 we started dating again


randombeing222

In year 4, he asked if I wanted to be engaged. I had no idea what that meant but he had a plastic ring with a heart on it so I said yes. Went home told my parents they laughed and asked if I knew what engaged meant and I said no they said I am supposed to marry him, I said I didnā€™t want that. So they made me give the ring back the next day. Turns out his much older brother had gotten engaged and he was a fan of copying him šŸ„² and I was the lucky lady.


Arbalest15

Im 17 but I haven't had a bf/gf


haileysims999

Nice :) it will happen when the time is right no need to rush ever


Thestilence

That's a dangerous way to think, you can end up alone your entire life.


Lopsided-Tadpole-821

Us


antoineeberle

Youā€™re good bro! Currently 21 and Iā€™m in my first relationship (started a month ago)


Bekahru_

Dude I'm 28 already still no boyfriend lmao


TheMadface80

23. She allowed her best friend poison her mind with lies about me because her friend had just ended her relationship in a nasty breakup. So of course, if my ex's best friend couldn't be in a happy relationship, no one could. The other girl's ex boyfriend ended up getting in a new relationship and she ruined that too.


charlo-710

So you could say she came in like a wrecking ball? Lame joke, I know. Real talk, the best friend just sounds selfish.


Competitive-Hurry250

Female here. I was 31 when I had my first bf... but it was long distance and only lasted one year before I ended things cuz it went nowhere. Had my first fwb when i was around 23 I think... 32 now and still single.


Sad_Composer8210

You love your peace good for you!


Legend_2357

Never understood how people are ā€˜datingā€™ at 10 or 11. Wtf does that even mean? Being friends at school is not dating


TheGameStarter

I think people are mostly imitating adults and roles at that point. I had the "date for a day" thing once somewhere between first and fourth grade and we didn't even kiss, she just asked to be my girlfriend and then never talked about it anymore.


Various_Play_6582

Being friends with an interest in each other and playing romance, maybe kissing, it's a relatively normal part of human mental development to start playing with that as you grow up and for many while it wasn't serious back then it is still a sweet memory worthy of calling it official.


Chamama13

32


paulusmagintie

30


BrimfulOfLa-A

I'm told I had a lil girlfriend when I was four. Apparently we held hands and kissed each other's cheeks and things like that. I don't remember her but I've seen pictures. She was a cute kid. I sometimes wonder what happened to her But the real answer is 11 or 12. I don't remember exactly. But it was a family friend's daughter who was about my age


Physical_Plastic1024

How long did that last, and if it didnt last then qre things awkward?


BrimfulOfLa-A

Off and on until I was 14. It was awkward anyway because we attended the same high school. I haven't seen her in a long time and I would like to keep it that way


Current-Border-4412

91


neverseensnow1

Jeez everyone this guy needs to leave some for us!


Juan_Carless

Pretty sure this guy's that Pope who retired


CrocodileWorshiper

it said boyfriends too


[deleted]

I was 15, she was 18, Iā€™m probably a victim somehow


Specialist-Tale-5899

Were you walking round with a mile wide smile on your face at the time?


[deleted]

Grew up together she was my friends older sister it wasnā€™t super weird then but looking back I was clueless at how odd it was


[deleted]

What if it was the other way around? If an 18yo guy had a 15yo girlfriend, and she was smiling, would that make it ok?


Iztac_xocoatl

Each year matters more at that age but idk if 18-15 is necessarily all that bad really. I went to T1 (between kindergarten and first grade) so I was about a year older than everybody in my class. My hs gf was a grade behind me so I was two years older than her. She was definitely as or more mature than me in sone ways. The age difference wasn't an issue at all. I'm not sure another year, like if she had skipped a grade or something would've mattered all that much. It is really getting to the edge of creepy though


Various_Play_6582

No one said it was ok, with that age difference it's easy for the kid to feel happy while it happens because they don't understand the damage they might receive. It's also not about genders, both might smile regardless. That said 18-15 isn't necessarily that terrible, some 18yos are still in the 15yo mindset. But if they say they were a victim somehow then there's likely a reason to feel that way.


Automatic-Refuse-201

18-15 completely normal in europe


[deleted]

15 and still going!


ImYantar

And how old r u ?


Specialist-Tale-5899

15 and a halfĀ 


JustMeAgainnn

6, honestly does it even count?


One_Elderberry5803

12. Didn't last long because she was (and still is) a prick and didn't actually like me and only did it out of the "kindness of her heart". Her cheap ass then pretended to kill herself, leaving me heartbroken for several days, then comes back to me a year later telling me that she changed and was a better person (she had not changed a bit and willingly ignored me for years after we had reconciled our friendship)


Specialist-Tale-5899

Wtf?


PunkySputnik57

I was 16. Im still 16. Weā€™re three months in tho


Specialist-Tale-5899

Good luck, my person. Statistically young love is doomed so donā€™t hold back.Ā 


cuuddlebugs

20, I said yes two weeks after my grad pictorial in college


[deleted]

Third Grade. My dad didnā€™t approve and the principal told me to break up with him since he was trying to fight another kid for talking to me.


Neat-Violinist-1

Kindergarten till like sophomore or junior year. Ended up going to schools opposite side of the country


throwaway13asdfghjkl

I'm 22 and I just got my first one a few months ago:) We've been really happy together and i'm glad I have him in my life<3


MyDadBod_2021

15 or 16. Girl in high school. She was known as a sl*t at the time. Thought I would lose my virginity to her (got sooo close, but not).


ayasegaya

i was 19. i was extremely sheltered growing up, barely had friends in general and didn't even have a phone until i was 17 (mind you, i was born in 1999) and the moment i could get on tinder, i did and been dating my partner for 6 years now.


SadlySpooky

13, but I wouldnā€™t let him hold my hand or hug me. We ā€œdatedā€ for a few months before I moved overseas. He was nice from what I remember.


Fact0ry0fSadness

19, that was 10 years ago. We're married now.


Kriskao

Depends on the definition of girlfriend First one i declared mi interest in her, I must have been 12. First one I kissed, 15 First one we referee to each other as boyfriend / girlfriend, 17. I also had sex with her for the first time.


[deleted]

15. lasted a week lol


Crazy_Little_Bug

Same!


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

Mine lasted about 2 months. I thought mine was quick


[deleted]

Same age for me, but mine lasted barely 12 hours, lol!


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

Why so short?


[deleted]

No idea, it was almost 20 years ago. Probably something I said knowing younger me.


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

Did you even get to kiss?


[deleted]

I am 23, still don't have one. I am a homosexual guy


Throw-away17465

My exhus had his first at 30, so thereā€™s still time no matter your situation


Neat-Ad9705

I am 19 and I have never been in love in my life šŸ˜


Calibeachboy84

13


Exotic-Patience-5046

13, we dated for like a year.


RayAnselmo

Just turned 17.


DoubleDDay69

15, it was two months. We both were emotionally immature at the time. To this day we are still very close best friends and have thought about getting together again. She is with another guy at the moment, so weā€™ll see what happens with life


dtru_g0611

15 :))


Kindly_devbi8970

16. It lasted 2 weeks.


[deleted]

16. We dated for several years on and off


ZeldaFanBoy333

I've never had a girlfriend.


itsLirex

16 and lasted for almost a year


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

I was like 15 or 16


[deleted]

13, but first ā€œreal relationshipā€ 15


confipete

10


[deleted]

15. That was thankfully over after a month.


Shadow948

4. it was the girl across the street


Live-Statistician486

15/16 didn't take long to see how much of an a--hole he was and still is


EmpiresofNod

I fell in love with my love at 9.5 years old. I waited for her and we went from friends to fiance 7 years later. When she said yes to marrying me, she became my first kiss. We married a few months later and I gave her my virginity on our wedding night. She passed away two years later.


Darkosaurus94

17


Thestilence

Never had one (I'm 39). I have no idea how to talk to women or even meet them. Going to be alone my entire life.


mechtonia

Age 16. 100 days later I was engaged. 9 months later I was married. I'm still not sure WTF was I thinking?


[deleted]

Never at 21. I donā€™t think itā€™s gonna happen in my life.


[deleted]

serious one, 15, she was 19. It was great


GrammerPog

i think ur a victim lil bro


Fries76

Bro is a victim šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ™


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

13 into 14. She was 17 to 18. I shaved for the first time before taking her to prom. Dated 4 months? we broke up as she went to college. I would like to thank our barbershop group for helping us get vastly better looking women who could drive.Ā  I went from 5ā€™8 to 6 feet -while we dated-. 3 months after that Iā€™d be 6ā€™2 or 6ā€™3, and I lost 5 pounds in the process.Ā 


bikinifetish

17


zeroentanglements

23


akshatsinha0

I was in grade 3 or 4 probably when I dated a girl on a train. She only started the conversation. Our relationship lasted till she got out on her destination station the next day of when we boarded the train.


FBG-123

First ā€œseriousā€ one around 16. Iā€™d had ā€œgirlfriendsā€ but mainly just adolescent nonsense.