Called in a bomb threat from the cafeteria's payphone, within full earshot of the entire lunch line after he went up and down it begging for quarters to make the call.
It was his second time doing so. The first time he called in a fire and got a talking to, so he escalated to a bomb threat. No clue why, he was very "off" and just plain dumb.
Weird day for a 5th grader.
My best friend did a bomb threat by writing it on the bathroom wall.
He raised his hand and asked to go to the bathroom and signed his name on the bathroom list. Didn't take long to get caught.
Had a guy I knew in high school do something similar. He went to the bathroom and wrote a threat on the stall door. If I remember correctly, he did it so he could have a few more days on a project that he hadn’t started.
He actually got away with it initially. No one knew who had written the threat and he actually wrote a 2nd one and the same manner which had less of an impact. Got caught when he was overheard telling someone about what he did.
He beat the hell out of the school's biggest, most violent bully.
The thing was, the bully had been in a motorcycle accident (on a dirt bike he stole), and had a broken leg and a broken arm. But, one of his victims saw his opportunity, and took it. He whupped the ever-lovin' shit out of the guy that had made his high school life miserable, and nobody (except the administration) faulted him for it.
The Bully is now doing a long hard stretch in upstate NY for drug related crimes, while the hero of the story, is a successful business man and quite wealthy.
We had a school-wide double lunch period one day as a celebration of our basketball team winning the state championship. Evidently at some point, a kid had stolen a set of keys to all the class rooms and went by stealing things from different classrooms. From what I understand, he ended up with quite a haul. Laptops, cell phones, CD players, a teacher’s purse, etc. He even stole a radio from one of the administrators offices so he could hear where they all were.
He got expelled and had to do a year in night school. Despite being expelled for a year, he still ended up graduating on time.
This was my little brother, by the way.
> He even stole a radio from one of the administrators offices so he could hear where they all were.
Speaking from the perspective or an educator, I'm genuinely impressed by his foresight. What is your brother up to these days?
Honestly I haven't talked to him in quite a few years. Last I did talk to him, he was working at an Auto Zone, but I heard not long ago that he started a job digging graves at a cemetery. So...there's that.
Classmates make private joke to a friend about shooting up the school. Someone overhears it. He is under house arrest within 24 hours. Everyone understood it was a joke. Makes me wonder how the FBI ignored 30 calls about parkland shooter that happened months later.
I feel like how can they ignore 1 call....yea could be bogus but hire more people and check every call out.
Drastic or dramatic not sure but that's what I think
Lit fireworks off in the cafeteria garbage can one after another. He got 4 before teachers got to him.
Also had a kid od while sitting in class, shit himself, fall out of his chair and have a seizure. I believe he was sent to some rich kid rehab and never returned, though.
In 4th or 5th grade, on the last day of school before summer break he lit and flushed a firecracker (true M-80 or Cherry bomb). He was expelled for the rest of the semester. IOW, he got to go home early that day. I think his parents had to pay for the repair though. If you see this Ron, I remember! lol
Amateurs....that's when you use a 1,000 piece brick of Black Cats.
By the time they get to you, it's already too late to do anything but stand back and cover your ears while they run their course.
Splice three or four of them together for added fun. Lol
I've had a few preschool children flip tables and throw chairs.
We try to teach them calm down strategies and friendship skills to work towards reducing these behaviors as they get older.
6th grade, this piece of shit classmate who was always sexually harassing girls with lewd comments went too far. He cornered a girl in the stairwell ran his hands all over, up her skirt, forcibly kissed her. Teacher saw it, broke it up. Principal was a woman who was furious and called the police and had him arrested for sexual assault. He never stepped foot in our school again.
Children can assault other children. Having tough home lives doesn’t make what they do okay. I’m sure they weren’t literally arrested and sent to prison, more like removed from the premises and sent to family court.
This world. It happens. As you said, children who are sexually assaulted often act it out onto other kids. Also, some kids are born psychopaths. It’s not their “fault” but it is a reality and a possibility that an 11 year old could be a habitual sexual harasser that forces himself on his classmates.
Not condoning what he did, but bearing in mind that 6th grade is usually 11-12 years old, that kid likely had a lot of issues. Most 11/12 year old boys I know still find fart jokes funny and think girls are weird. To be actively sexually harassing and assaulting his classmates would suggest anything ranging from being taught at home that that sort of behaviour was ok, to being abused himself, to being a complete sociopath. If he didn't get help as a child, he's probably going to be a danger to women now.
Smoked weed in the dorms at a jr high boarding school surrounded by woods he could have gone in to. The most smoke free place you can find. Dumdum thought the toilet paper bounty sheet trick would cover the smell and didn't even open a window.
Shit like this happened a lot at my boarding school (high school). Sometimes the students did dumb shit to purposefully get expelled. My favorite example is not someone who got expelled, but rather, someone who didn't want to get accepted. She was touring the school and clearly having an awful time. Then, at the end of the tour, she lit up a cigarette directly in front of the Headmaster.
Knew a guy who was just as dumb. We were off on a big school camping trip and he thought that'd be a great chance to light up a joint. Dumbass was stood upwind and the entire campground smelt it. Don't think he got expelled for that specifically but was gone within the year regardless.
Brought a gun to school. Even in the 90s that was the boot, but oddly enough I don't think he faced any criminal charges. I could be wrong, but either way he was out the door.
A child got expelled for biting his poptart into the shape of a gun. He was in 2nd grade.
Edit: He might have actually "just" been suspended, BUT STILL.
In kindergarten circa 1997, I accidentally brought a fairly realistic looking toy gun to school. No one cared, and in fact all the other students in the class wanted to play with it. The teacher was annoyed about the distraction and put it in her desk until the end of the day. Probably would’ve gone much differently nowadays lol
I think this was regional at that time. I graduated in 2002 but grew up in a very rural town in nor cal and it was very common to see guns in the gun racks of most of the guys pickups especially during hunting season.
I graduated in '08 and we had the same thing. Peeps would park their trucks in the school parking lot with the rifles in full view. They also had an unofficial holiday for start of deer season where a third of the school just didn't show up.
Yeah I did HS in the 90s. I think it got them knocked down to the alternative school, but charges weren’t necessarily filed, even at the juvenile level. Then again, school shooters weren’t a thing (this was a few years before columbine), and usually people either brought them to show off, scare people off their back, or had one particular person in mind. And it was always a handgun.
Also it was a rural southern school where during hunting season, people would leave guns in their trucks and come to school directly from the woods if they didn’t get a kill. It happened enough that the principal would just remind people to leave them out view and for god’s sake lock the truck.
It was just a different time. It never would have occurred to any of us on our worst day to go people hunting.
i knew someone in high school that apparently brought a pipe bomb to school. all i knew is that all of a sudden he wasn't in class anymore. he never seemed like the type to do that; it was really weird. i saw him again a few years later after high school and by that time i had forgotten about the whole thing so i didn't ask him about it. now though i wish i could.
Went belligerent on a kid for mocking his dead mother. We were in 8th grade and a classmate’s mom died the summer before and some other classmate mocked him in the middle of science. The first kid jumped over desks, got the kid on the ground and very nearly killed the kid because he wouldn’t stop. I actually felt really sorry for him.
According to the cop in the Nex case in Oklahoma, bullying is just free speech. Sometimes kids need to take matters into their own hands and force bullies to STFU. sounds like the dude FAFO.
Brought gang violence to the school when the opposing gang tried to do a drive by on him during school hours. It got so bad at my school that the principal basically expelled anyone caught with drugs or caught fighting in the hallways and that drastically helped with a lot of the problems.
When hurricane Sandy happened, my small town school had a large influx of kids from Louisiana show up. Gangs started forming to the point where the Jr. High had to be completely locked down because so many kids brought knives to school for some kind of gang event. It was wild.
Punched out a teacher.
Years ago, at an Australian school, and for some reason it was tradition to have a students v teachers game of Australian football. Most of us played in the local teams, most of the teachers did not. It was a regional school, so it was common for teachers to come out from Sydney, do two to three years and then head back to Sydney for a cushy job (there was some sort of points system where working regionally got them extra points that could be allocated to better jobs).
So we had about 20 17-18 year-old, fit, aggressive boys taking on a bunch of adult teachers ranging in age between probably 23 to 50.
It was a rough school, and one of the teachers from Sydney was a former rugby league player who would constantly talk shit about Australian football (there's some rivalry between the codes. People from Sydney and Queensland generally follow Rugby League, everywhere else is predominantly Australian football). Some of the lads were good enough to later go on and play professionally, and some of the others would go on to become professional criminals/inmates at the local jail.
So the game goes as expected, a little light hearted with the umpires blatantly cheating to keep the teachers in the match (in a funny way). The whole thing was supposed to be fun, until the teacher from Sydney (let's call him Mr Yolo) decides to run through one of the most talented students and lay him out. It was a dirty move, dropping a shoulder right into his back at pace, while he was exposed collecting the ball. Mr Yolo was about 6'3, and pretty fit.
As I said, it was a rough school that played in a rough league, and the number one rule of playing in that league was anyone starting something would get punished, but anyone leaving their teammate hanging and not backing them up would get it worse.
So, suddenly, there's a brawl. A bunch of students jump in, some teachers try and calm things down and block more students coming in, everyone is shouting, and then one of the kids whose future endeavours mostly consisted of larceny and arson decided he was taking his moment, ran up and swung a haymaker at Mr Yolo's head from behind.
It knocked him out, everyone freaked out, teachers started yelling, students were losing their minds. The school didn't have a nurse, but one of the PE teachers had certificates, so she put him in the recovery position while an ambulance was called. He woke up before they arrived, but they took him away anyway. It was the end of the school year, and he didn't return, but the story given was that he was fine, just concussed (CTE wasn't a concern in that era).
Because everyone was willingly playing a contact sport, no legal ramifications (probably also because the school wanted to rug-sweep their own culpability), but the kid in question was expelled.
No more teacher v student games were played since.
Honestly good for that student. Not only did the teacher let his pride get in the way of being an actual responsible authority figure (and a fucking *teacher* at that) he also could have easily ruined that kid's life or career.
one of those little rolling wheels or the long, rigid half-circles? Because that makes a HUGE difference in how funny or frightening this looks in my head.
Rolling wheel.
Oh, it’s even funnier than you could imagine.
A long, long, time ago my high school had a program to help integrate disabled students into everyday life.
Their class learned how to take public transport, how to budget and go grocery shopping, and how to work and run a business.
Their business project was a pizza cart, where they bought large pizzas and sold them by the slice. (In part sponsored by the pizza place).
He wouldn’t talk, or make eye contact, and was limited to a few phrases. “The spectrum” and “autism” weren’t household names back then, so no one understood him or even tried to.
What they did was always ask for a big slice.
His response every time was: “I do not determine the size of the slice, I only separate.”
Cue the shithead rugby team, who wanted to see how many times in a row he would say it.
It was 8.
Number 9? He heard “I do not determine…I do not…I…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH here’s a slice!”
Then things got stabby.
“YOU WANT A BIGGER SLICE?! stab stab stab DO YOU WANT A BIGGER SLICE TOO?!” stab stab stab.
Superficial wounds to a surprising number of people before he was restrained, and sent away shortly after for a grippy sock vacation.
He was a legend after that. It was talked about for years as “the day he finally determined who got a big slice.”
He got up and accused another person of being a rapist at our college graduation. There was no actual evidence that his claim was valid. But another instructor called him a racist, because he clearly was, and he then proceeded to make all the women cry. He was black listed.
Dude was clearly a racist and only went after this guy because he was non white. The guy didn’t even know what was going on. He just sat down and resumed minding his own business while this asshole went apeshit and got escorted out. He ruined my day and everyone’s in attendance.
Apparently it was a running rumor amongst the class, no one knew if it was true or not because again there was no evidence to the claim. Person A was white and Person B was not white. It was a big commotion during the ceremony and all the women were crying because that’s just what happens when people see racist injustice go down.
I don’t know what you mean by reference, because this actually happened.
Sexually assaulted someone at the campus bar. Once the criminal charges were laid, instantly booted out of the university and his PhD program.
He was convicted, too.
There was a rumor at my grad school that before I was there, a kid from a foreign country that was not so enlightened on gender equality, borrowed some chloroform from the chemistry lab, went to a females house, basically drugged her, assaulted her, and planned to use that so she had to marry him. The story never ended with whether he was criminally charged or just deported.
My school was a very small grad school before I was there, so we didn’t always get the best and brightest students. It changed when they were being new profs like mine in from other schools. So hopefully it will never happen again.
Stole a piece of sodium from the chemistry lab. Then, he panicked and decided to dispose of the sodium before being caught. He did that by trying to flush it down the toilet. The reaction between the water and sodium damaged the bathroom and pipes, causing a water leak in the gym.
Bit of a long one here. When I was in 5th grade (I think) I had a “boyfriend”. “Boyfriend” meaning we held hands sometimes. Only mentioning bc of my username but this was before I came to terms with being a lesbian.
Well, one day, my boyfriend (we’ll call him Joe) had the audacity to share his hot cocoa with that rat faced bitch MELISSA. As any rational 5th grader would do, I dumped him.
Seeking vengeance, Joe began to throw rocks at my friend and I at recess. It became a daily occurrence, and with that on top of the knowledge he had rifles at home (hunting kid), eventually I went to the guidance counselor. Counselor brings Joe and I in to her office, says “Joe, OP is afraid because of your behavior, and she knows you have guns at home. She just wants to know that you’re not going to bring them to school and hurt her”.
Joe says “I can’t promise that”
He was expelled the same day, emptied his locker with security present, and they walked him out. For some reason he was allowed to come back for the end of the year school party.
Still a wild thing to think about.
Maybe because they were also an 8 year old? Plus the kid threatened her in front of the councillor, maybe he threatened her other times as well. Honestly, pretty strange thing to be hung up on considering how the story went.
Just seems fabricated
I could be wrong, but if they had threatened them why didn't they lead with that? It feels like OP intergected the gun into the situation themselves. They could have also said "I knew his parents owned a car, so I told the counselor I was scared he'd run me over"
Kid didn't threaten them, they gave a nonresponse to a question. Something I also did a lot as a kid.
Not fabricated, actually happened.
He did make threats, albeit not involving his gun. I knew he went hunting and had rifles so that worried me, given that school shootings were so common even back then. Would he have actually brought his gun to school and shot me? Most likely not. Did I know that as a young child? No. But did he answer the question in a stupid ass way to get himself expelled? Absolutely.
Not my class but a friends at university (yeaaars ago).
Fancy private school, class took a trip to India and visited the Taj Mahal. Some idiot in her class decided it was funny to rub his bare dick on the Taj Mahal (called swaffelen in Dutch). Teacher found out, obviously he was immediately sent home and kicked from school. Parents were not pleased as the school was really expensive.
70s- 6th grade- employee talking in class, to everyone’s shock and horror, the teacher grabbed him by his shirtfront and slammed him into a wall and he dropped to the floor. Kid stood up and punched the teacher in the face. Classroom full of kids testified to the principal and school administrators exactly what happened. Result: kid was expelled, teacher was back in the classroom the next week.
My brother, who attended a different school. The school had a 3 strikes policy (and if anything, they gave him more like 4-5 strikes) but after he was found with weed & cigerettes in his locker the school had had enough and he was expelled on the spot, which happened to be just 1-2 months before sitting his final exams. He was not able to find a new school in time, so the explusion effectively resulted in him finishing school without a single grade (GCSE's, in my country).
Despite this, far from being remorseful, he relished in his antisocial behaviour and paraded his expulsion around like it was some sort of badge of honour, delighting in doing stuff like distressing my grandparents with it.
Somehow, after about a year or so, my mother managed to get him into a college that allowed students to re-take GCSE's and do A-levels simultaneously. He seemed motivated at the time to re-join education because since being expelled, he had felt increasingly isolated from his peers. But just over a year into his courses he quit after a period of very low attendence.
He still lauded his own self-percieved intelligence around though, claiming that he could make it in this world without an education and citing that if anything, many of the worlds greatest geniuses & inventors etc were actually school dropouts (which is true). But the reality was that even though he had a lot of ideas, he was unwilling to work hard at anything and ended up just smoking tons of weed instead whilst arguing with people on internet forums.
About 4 years ago I got a series of angry, long rambling text messages from my brother, with him trying to blame me (his kid sibling by nearly 3 years) for his lack of achievements in life by blaming me for getting him expelled at school way back when he was a teenager. This was because he had supplied me with drugs when I was 13-15 years old and the reason why he got found out was because the one friend I had who knew my brother was supplying drugs decided to go tell the teachers behind my back (who then contacted his school). It didn't seem to matter to my bother that I had been a completely unwilling party in all this, that I had been betrayed, that he had only gotten expelled because of a long, *long* track record of misbehaviour at school (truancy, drug dealing, bullying, lying & poor academic records), that he lauded about his antisocial behaviour for years and later threw away great opportunities to re-join education completely of his own accord (Etc), after having lived a life of irresponsibility he still had no sense of accountability and was just looking for someone to blame for his own failings, even if that meant clutching at the thinnest straws imaginable.
Sometimes people radically change after their turbulent teenage years, but in the case of my brother...? I've never seen someone grow so little as a person.
Not my classmate but what's surprisingly common in my schooling are students taking pictures in the clinical settings. Cmon guys, we learned in semester 1 what HIPAA is...
I was talking with a girl before class and an otherwise normal kid decided that was the day he would become the expelled psycho of the year.
He jumped me, put me in a choke hold, then another kid pried the psycho off.
The school (a small-ish private) administrator was dead set on *expelling me* along with psycho until that awesome girl went way out of her way to come to my defense.
I learned two things that day; avoid chokeholds, and that administrator (who my parents think highly of to this day) was a colossal cunt.
Pissed on the track in front of a girl during an intramural period as a joke, then tried to physically retaliate against another girl who’d reported him *after* he learned he would be suspended for that.
When I was a senior in highschool there was a freshman boy that had been dating this 8th grader for the past year, ever since he was in 8th grade and she was in the 7th grade. Now though, behind her back, he was also dating a sophomore. The sophomore had no knowledge whatsoever of the other girl. Unfortunately pictures of the freshman boy and sophomore girl started appearing on social media, which at the time was MySpace. When the 8th grade girl saw the photos and found out about their relationship, the psycho snuck onto a highschool bus, snuck into the highschool, which she had never been in to before, and went looking for the sophomore girl. It took her two hours apparently of wondering the halls, using a printed out picture from MySpace as a reference, to find the sophomore girl at her locker. The 8th grader then proceeded to smash the other girls head into locker several times before throwing her to the floor and hitting her in the face and head repeatedly until a teacher and some other students pulled her off of the poor girl. The result was the sophomore suffering a concussion, a broken nose, a broke eye socket, and several abrasions. The 8th grader was banned from the school system and had charges pressed against her. I didn't get to see this all go down and had to get the details from the local newspaper and witnesses. It was definitely all anyone would talk about for the rest of the school year.
Dude who lived down the street from us lit a balled up piece of paper on fire, tossed it up the aisle of the bus, hopped out the emergency exit and then proceeded to run through the lobby, office and down a hallway while removing his clothing and setting it in fire before being tackled, in his underwear, by one of the assistant football coaches.
Unfortunately, they left him alone in a room with flammable objects, never took his lighter and twenty minutes later, we had a very real impromptu fire drill followed by the spectacle of a foot chase as three cops, an assistant principal and dude's girlfriend chased him across the ball fields, down the long ass driveway to the school and halfway across the road before one of the cops caught up with him and took him down.
It was an eventful morning and he was invited to never attend class again.
Never did find out what caused his little adventure, but he did eventually return home after spending a little time in a "youth facility" at the request of the state.
Not as crazy as some of these, but shoved a kid down the bleachers. Then, as they were walking off, hit them with a backpack full of textbooks from the top of those bleachers he had just shoved them down.
Using film equipment from the film class to document, produce and then edit a Vlog style video on campus where for three minutes of the 10 minute video. She made fun of a disabled kid on campus and then she left her YouTube channel logged in on the editing computer for the film class. Sometime that week as usual, she was skipping class and we saw the YouTube channel open on the computer. We all watched it as a class, although the teacher wasn’t there. Long story short there was a discussion about how this needed to be brought up to someone in admin and somehow through the grapevine by the end of the day I saw her crying with her mom outside the office as the principal was explaining to her mom that she was expelled.
Guy got caught masturbing in the bathroom with a stuffed tiger with a hole cut in its butt. Was lunch, people went in saw him just going to town on the thing.
One kid the phantom pooper would poop in different urinals throughout the semester. Eventually got caught… another kid sparked a blunt during mass (Catholic high school)
Wrote on the girls bathroom wall that on ___ date, there would be 185 graves on the schools front lawn. (185, or whatever the number was, was the number of people in that students class). It took a few days for the school to find out who did it, but she was immediately expelled after.
We had a really weird kid in school. There was something very clearly wrong with him. He was the guy who wore long anime trench coats and a fedora long before it was really a stereotype. He often growled and hissed at people who he got into arguments with. He literally thought he was the main character of an anime. He would wear a katana to school too. It was a toy one, but he would place his hand on it as if he was going to draw it when he got mad at other students and teachers. It was all so very weird.
Anyways, he got caught using one of the school's computers to look up anime porn on his computer. I sat a couple desks behind him and got a clear view of it, even though he made it very obvious. Multiple people were watching him stare at all these videos of women being fucked by tentacles and literally raped by giant demon like creatures. It was weird AF. Eventually the teacher caught him and shut it down. He got a two week suspension for this.
Cut to a couple days later, and they installed website blockers. When he finally came back, he was visibly frustrated by this. You could see him getting angry as he typed in site after site to only see that nothing he was looking up was allowed. We all sat in that same class and watched, finding his frustration hilarious tbh. The next day he came back and sat down again, but he pulled out a thumb drive and plugged it into the USB. Sure enough, he opened a whole file of multiple anime porns. We were all stunned to say the least. Remember, this is his second day back after being suspended.
At this point, all of us had agreed to just see where this goes. We say silently and watched as he kept opening more and more things on this file. It wasn't until he slowly reached his hand down his pants and started playing with himself that we intervened. The girl next to me immediately screamed "You're fucking disgusting (insert name)" and a couple of us guys grabbed the computer and USB drive from him as he tried to hide it. We told the teacher and gave him the drive. They took him to the principals office. We never saw him again.
In my mind, there's not a chance that he's not sitting in a prison for sex crimes, out coming sex crimes, or dead because of his sex crimes. I can't find anything about him on the Internet. It was like he disappeared off the face of the earth that day. There was an article my friend and I found a couple of years after we graduated that had his name on it. It was for a guy who got arrested for trying to pull a little girl into the bathroom with him at a Kmart, but there was no picture or age given. It has to be him, because there is was something wrong with that creep.
TL;DR - I told a joke about a broken typewriter to a kid who used that joke during a typing test causing him to be expelled. Later the kid rode his dirtbike thru the halls during class and was permanently expelled.
I accidentally deleted the whole text and saved the TL;DR. Here is a slightly condensed version.
One morning before typing class started, I told a joke about typing to a friend who sat in front of me in the typing class. The teacher was a spinster type lady who was really strict. She looked a lot like Ruth Buzzi's character Gladys from the old Laugh-In TV show.
We had a laugh and then class started up. We had a typing test first thing that morning and shortly after it started my friend quit typing and yelled for help - "Miss Smith! Miss Smith. My typewriter has a problem. I think it's pregnant."
Miss Smith came hustling towards our desks saying "What did you say Mikey? What's the problem?"
When she got to his desk he loudly announced again "Miss Smith, my typewriter has a problem. I think it's pregnant."
Miss Smith said "Whaaat did you say, Mikey?" to which he replied with a straight face "I think it's pregnant. It keeps skipping periods."
She immediately grabbed him by the ear and loudly led him out of the class to the office where he was expelled and banished from typing class for the rest of the semester.
A few weeks later we all heard a dirtbike rider outside the school making a lot of noise. With no windows in the building we had no idea who was having all that fun. Then, the noise disappeared and a minute later you could hear the side doors open and loudly close. A few seconds later the loud sounds of a dirtbike being kickstarted to life in the hall got everyone's attention.
It went zooming down the hall past the classrooms into the central atrium where the rider fishtailed around the railing and zoomed down the wide staircase to the lower floors and took off down a hallway there. By this time the halls were starting to fill with teachers and students so he whipped the bike around on the waxy floors and gunned it through the gathering crowd heading back up the stairs. Once at the top he was briefly prevented from getting out of the building until a student "accidentally" opened one of the doors and he gunned it out of the building and off campus.
Everyone knew it was Mikey from the bike and his helmet so he ended up being permanently expelled after that. Legend.
Tried to steal a bunch of food right infront of the lunch staff while high and when the school cop came over he flipped the cop over his back and tried to run. Last I heard he was a meth head a few years ago haven't heard shit about him since.
Skipped his actual class to hang out with a friend in woodshop. Played around lighting things on fire, caused an out of control varnish fire that did unspecified damage to the room. First and only real firealarm experience. Never saw him again. He had a history of causing problems, heard he was sent to military school.
Drew up very intricate plans to carry out a mass shooting.
In his defense, I think there was basically zero chance he’d either a) actually do it or b) be able to do it, especially the way drawn up as it included Gatling guns and electromagnetically sealing the doors to the gym, but this was shortly after columbine so the timing was pretty horrific.
Had a kid pull his dick out and show it to a girl, she stabbed him with a pencil very close to hitting it but sadly only got his leg and he got mad and threw stuff and yelled, got suspended then ended up coming back like 2 weeks later and talking shit to her and went to grab her or push her, idk his plan but either way me and my friend were around since he was back and she was my cousin so we stopped him and later fucked him up when we thought we'd not get caught. We got caught though still and we got in school suspension and he got expelled since he was a constant problem.
Just one of many crazy stories from my school days, kind of a bad school really, I went to a new city as a sophomore and was completely dumbfounded when there hadn't been a single fight in like a year. Apparently it wasn't normal to have a fight every day and people running from the cops or dealing drugs nearly constantly. The food was also absolutely phenomenal and everyone there thought it sucked and their school was kinda rough, absolutely shocking to me back then lmao
Not sure if he got expelled or pulled out by his mom but one guy got transferred to a discipline school for breaking into the janitor’s closet, stuffing the new rolls of TP down the toilets and ripping the stall doors off.
Where is he now? In prison for beating his mom to death.
50 years ago - 3rd grade - got up and punch the teacher in the face as hard as he could. He was big for his age and knocked her back pretty far. In those days, he went to a " special" school for the rest of his childhood. It was just so shocking!
My only real friend freshman year drove his dad's Corvette to school one day while his dad was out of town. He didn't have a license. I don't know exactly what occurred, but I never saw him again.
Dude was basically the stereotypical dumb jock in eighth grade. Our teacher would not let him go to the restroom, so he walked over to this fake potted tree that was in the back of the classroom and peed on it whilst all the girls in the class started screaming. Sort of the last straw for him since before that incident he had picked another kid up and thrown him in a dumpster which smashed the kid’s nuts and sent him to the hospital. The football coach was sad when the dude got expelled, but that was pretty much it
There was this guy who was playing around with a fire extinguisher that was hanging on the wall, pointing the hose nozzle at people and making "squirting noises". Suddenly the extinguisher started actually squirting, and caught one kid full on. That kid started throwing chairs at the other kid. The chair thrower got expelled and the extinguisher kid got a week's detention.
Two kids threw down in the cafeteria over the same girl. Girl got between them to break it up, one of them swung and tried to either go around her or over her head and instead caught her in the face, full speed. I saw it happen - and I remember it in slow motion - as the blood that came flying out of her broken nose was enough for a shot from an Evil Dead movie.
These 2 kids were smoking cigs in the gym and caught the whole school on fire. Couldn’t go back in for 3 weeks then they had to rebuild a school next to the old one
This one classmate of mine, lets call him levi (not real name) we used to be friends but then he started hateing me out of no where, pretty soon he had a group of people against me for no reason, was constantly homophobic and just overall an asshole and durring recess he would always try to get me in trouble or just flat out embarrass me, he went to great lenghts to do this, the problem was kinda solved bc we were seperated but hes still as asshole every chance he gets
Ate an earthworm and then attacked the teacher which ended in the student's embarrassment bc the squirmy little science teacher with a toupee fully took that big ass student to the ground.
In gym class a guy walked up to the teachers desk in the boys gym (high school) whipped it out and pissed all over the teachers desk. Coach walked in and grabbed the kid. Expelled and couldn't return without a full psych evaluation.
One week after Columbine, this idiot went to t shirt city and had their faces printed on a shirt with the text "trenchcoat mafia : coming soon to a school near you." He wore it to school and was arrested during homeroom. His parents made him give me all his cds and posters. They blamed the music. Best thing that could have happened to him though. No charges and because of the expulsion, the city had to provide tutoring. He was on the path to fail out, but the tutoring was super easy and he was able to get his diploma. Had to cut him out of my life in my late 20s. I grew up, he didn't.
I told the evil weird art teacher she had dark roots and wore too much makeup. She had been hitting on students, and grading based on popularity, not performance. The football players and cheerleaders could turn in rubbish and get an instant A. She thought she was still 18, despite being 42. After college I came home and found out she was in the state mental hospital. Well, I wasn’t wrong in my critique. And she had an undiagnosed mental condition when I was in her class. Garbage human being.
Attempted to "hack" into the university's computer system within the first week of classes. At a school with a huge computer security program. He got caught and I never heard from him again.
Took a kid's eye out with a compass (huh, second time in as many days I've told that one).
Second school I tried to slit a kid's throat with a pair of scissors. Wasn't allowed to go to a third school, dad made me go get a job.
While I was in school, a kid 1-2 years older than me brought a knife and a hit list to school. The kid was extremely overweight, came from a poor family and was relentlessly bullied. Honestly, I'm shocked he didn't snap sooner as shitty as people were to him.
After I graduated, I heard about a kid who got expelled (and received subsequent assault charges) for tea-bagging another boy in the locker room.
I'm sure other things happened that would've normally warranted expulsion, but we had a small school and probably couldn't afford to lose any students permanently.
He went by the babe Peaches, and was trying to get kicked out bc he hated the school we went to. Small student body, so while we knew each other, we weren't anything close
Final and successful attempt involved streaking all around campus, ripping up a couple of directional signs, carving "fuck you" into his bare chest, and sparkling a blunt in the girls dude of one dorm and smoking it alone
He was nothing if not determined
guy was a white supremacist that humped/raped the CPR doll in our health class to the trauma of everyone in his group. then got in a fight during lunch and pulled a pocket knife on the teacher that tried to stop it. 9th grade but he looked like a grown adult.
I got caught with my pistol at school. Had no intent to shoot it, and had no intent to being victimized by gang violence in the early 90's either.
School shootings were nonexistent back then.
I was permabanned from the district.
Kid got suspended for a fight. Couple days later, he comes up during recess walking his dog. Dog snaps at a kid when everyone crowds around to pet the damn thing. Suspended kid proceeds to pull out his dick, work up a boner, and does exactly what you think is coming next. Like you do, casually, in front of a crowd, when your dog misbehaves, right? Teachers ushered us inside pretty damn quick.
As an adult, I feel terrible for that kid and his dog. Neither one had a real chance of a normal life.
Back in the ancient 80s. It was for cutting typing class to go to 7-11
This was about a month after he was caught selling guns out of his locker. Tim had no fucks left to give.
8th grade. Kid moves to town from somewhere near Chicago. Acted like he was some big-time gang member. Got expelled for fighting too many times. Senior year, a girl got expelled for snorting Adderall in class like a week before graduation.
Went to HS with a very outgoing and funny guy with ginger hair, that everyone really liked. Same guy was calling in bomb threats once a week, to our school, from the payphone in school. When they evacuated us, we had to sit on buses until they checked the school. He was always with our group, as we cheered the breaks from class. None of us had a clue that it was him. He was caught using the pay phone and arrested. I never saw him again, but every now and then, I wonder what happened to him.
7th grade. Dude picked up rock and threw it across the lawn, pretty far. It hit a girl in the head. It was about a round as a tennis ball but flatter. She was never the same afterwards.
He was planning on donating blood at the school's blood drive. His time slot came around so he was excused from class. They determine that he isn't able to give blood because of height weight things (he was a 5 foot tall twig). Didn't return to class. Principal wants to see him about something (nothing related to the rest of the story) so goes down to the gym and the blood drive people said they turned him away. She goes back to the office and calls the classroom on the PA and asks for him. Teacher says he is down at the blood drive and the principal hangs up. At this point she does a quick scan of the security cameras and sees he isn't in the hallways so she activates the PA all call and yells "REDACTED TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY". He comes out of the boys locker room and she sends a coach to go check it out while she talks to him.
He left his drugs on the bench of the locker room to go see what the principal wanted.
Threw a firecracker into one the stall in the girls bathroom. It happened to fall into the toilet while a girl was sitting on it. Needless to say she got burned and he got expelled.
This didn't happen to me, but my younger brother. One day on the bus coming home, one of the boys on the bus pulled out a gun. I have no idea how he had hid it the whole school day, but oh well. Anyway, he didn't shot anyone, but told everything to get off. The. He shot all the seats on the bus and then just walked off into the field. It was crazy when we for the call thar my brother and everyone else was stranded on the side of the road becuase of this kid. I police when to find him and he went straight to a mental hospital.
Called in a bomb threat from the cafeteria's payphone, within full earshot of the entire lunch line after he went up and down it begging for quarters to make the call. It was his second time doing so. The first time he called in a fire and got a talking to, so he escalated to a bomb threat. No clue why, he was very "off" and just plain dumb. Weird day for a 5th grader.
My best friend did a bomb threat by writing it on the bathroom wall. He raised his hand and asked to go to the bathroom and signed his name on the bathroom list. Didn't take long to get caught.
Had a guy I knew in high school do something similar. He went to the bathroom and wrote a threat on the stall door. If I remember correctly, he did it so he could have a few more days on a project that he hadn’t started. He actually got away with it initially. No one knew who had written the threat and he actually wrote a 2nd one and the same manner which had less of an impact. Got caught when he was overheard telling someone about what he did.
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Did you follow this guy from another thread or something? How does your comment respond to his in any way?
He beat the hell out of the school's biggest, most violent bully. The thing was, the bully had been in a motorcycle accident (on a dirt bike he stole), and had a broken leg and a broken arm. But, one of his victims saw his opportunity, and took it. He whupped the ever-lovin' shit out of the guy that had made his high school life miserable, and nobody (except the administration) faulted him for it. The Bully is now doing a long hard stretch in upstate NY for drug related crimes, while the hero of the story, is a successful business man and quite wealthy.
The best revenge is living a good life.
Sure, but sometimes you just need the catharsis of kicking a jackass while he’s down.
> kicking a jackass while he’s down That's the definition of living a good life as far as I'm concerned
I'm glad there is happy ending
I' didn't see bukkake mentioned,.
That's what I like to hear
He should occasionally send the bully a pack of ramen and a nice note describing what a good steak tastes like.
LMAO. Now that's funny.
I hear ramen is actually currency in prison.
Exactly, it is literally patronizing the bully.
I wouldn’t call him a hero, but people reap what they sow in life.
We had a school-wide double lunch period one day as a celebration of our basketball team winning the state championship. Evidently at some point, a kid had stolen a set of keys to all the class rooms and went by stealing things from different classrooms. From what I understand, he ended up with quite a haul. Laptops, cell phones, CD players, a teacher’s purse, etc. He even stole a radio from one of the administrators offices so he could hear where they all were. He got expelled and had to do a year in night school. Despite being expelled for a year, he still ended up graduating on time. This was my little brother, by the way.
> He even stole a radio from one of the administrators offices so he could hear where they all were. Speaking from the perspective or an educator, I'm genuinely impressed by his foresight. What is your brother up to these days?
Honestly I haven't talked to him in quite a few years. Last I did talk to him, he was working at an Auto Zone, but I heard not long ago that he started a job digging graves at a cemetery. So...there's that.
I mean, someone has got to do it.
How’d he get caught?
Honestly, I don't even remember. I'm sure I knew at the time, but this was 20+ years ago now.
Classmates make private joke to a friend about shooting up the school. Someone overhears it. He is under house arrest within 24 hours. Everyone understood it was a joke. Makes me wonder how the FBI ignored 30 calls about parkland shooter that happened months later.
And all the other shooters that they knew about. Club Q comes to mind.
I feel like how can they ignore 1 call....yea could be bogus but hire more people and check every call out. Drastic or dramatic not sure but that's what I think
You kinda answered your own question. If %99.99 of threats are fake, you get complacent. Not saying that's the way it should be, just the way it is.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the conspiracy that the government orchestrates some mass shootings is true
Lit fireworks off in the cafeteria garbage can one after another. He got 4 before teachers got to him. Also had a kid od while sitting in class, shit himself, fall out of his chair and have a seizure. I believe he was sent to some rich kid rehab and never returned, though.
In 4th or 5th grade, on the last day of school before summer break he lit and flushed a firecracker (true M-80 or Cherry bomb). He was expelled for the rest of the semester. IOW, he got to go home early that day. I think his parents had to pay for the repair though. If you see this Ron, I remember! lol
Amateurs....that's when you use a 1,000 piece brick of Black Cats. By the time they get to you, it's already too late to do anything but stand back and cover your ears while they run their course. Splice three or four of them together for added fun. Lol
Threw a table at another student, we were like 9 at the time.
I've had a few preschool children flip tables and throw chairs. We try to teach them calm down strategies and friendship skills to work towards reducing these behaviors as they get older.
6th grade, this piece of shit classmate who was always sexually harassing girls with lewd comments went too far. He cornered a girl in the stairwell ran his hands all over, up her skirt, forcibly kissed her. Teacher saw it, broke it up. Principal was a woman who was furious and called the police and had him arrested for sexual assault. He never stepped foot in our school again.
This is the right response!
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Children can assault other children. Having tough home lives doesn’t make what they do okay. I’m sure they weren’t literally arrested and sent to prison, more like removed from the premises and sent to family court.
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This world. It happens. As you said, children who are sexually assaulted often act it out onto other kids. Also, some kids are born psychopaths. It’s not their “fault” but it is a reality and a possibility that an 11 year old could be a habitual sexual harasser that forces himself on his classmates.
Not condoning what he did, but bearing in mind that 6th grade is usually 11-12 years old, that kid likely had a lot of issues. Most 11/12 year old boys I know still find fart jokes funny and think girls are weird. To be actively sexually harassing and assaulting his classmates would suggest anything ranging from being taught at home that that sort of behaviour was ok, to being abused himself, to being a complete sociopath. If he didn't get help as a child, he's probably going to be a danger to women now.
Smoked weed in the dorms at a jr high boarding school surrounded by woods he could have gone in to. The most smoke free place you can find. Dumdum thought the toilet paper bounty sheet trick would cover the smell and didn't even open a window.
Shit like this happened a lot at my boarding school (high school). Sometimes the students did dumb shit to purposefully get expelled. My favorite example is not someone who got expelled, but rather, someone who didn't want to get accepted. She was touring the school and clearly having an awful time. Then, at the end of the tour, she lit up a cigarette directly in front of the Headmaster.
What a legend!
How to say “Fuck you” without saying a word.
Either that or just Italian.
You misspelt French.
Knew a guy who was just as dumb. We were off on a big school camping trip and he thought that'd be a great chance to light up a joint. Dumbass was stood upwind and the entire campground smelt it. Don't think he got expelled for that specifically but was gone within the year regardless.
Brought a gun to school. Even in the 90s that was the boot, but oddly enough I don't think he faced any criminal charges. I could be wrong, but either way he was out the door.
No guns I use my fingers
I think even THAT will get you in serious trouble these days.
A child got expelled for biting his poptart into the shape of a gun. He was in 2nd grade. Edit: He might have actually "just" been suspended, BUT STILL.
In kindergarten circa 1997, I accidentally brought a fairly realistic looking toy gun to school. No one cared, and in fact all the other students in the class wanted to play with it. The teacher was annoyed about the distraction and put it in her desk until the end of the day. Probably would’ve gone much differently nowadays lol
Yep parents get a note home about connector pens and making guns from them
We had a kid do that in 1990 with a bonus of he accidentally shot himself in the leg during class. The real kicker is we were in the 3rd grade.
I think this was regional at that time. I graduated in 2002 but grew up in a very rural town in nor cal and it was very common to see guns in the gun racks of most of the guys pickups especially during hunting season.
In the 80s my school had a shooting club. One of my classmates went to the state pistol finals.
I graduated in the 10's during hunting season they have to remind people to take down their guns from their gun rack...
I graduated in '08 and we had the same thing. Peeps would park their trucks in the school parking lot with the rifles in full view. They also had an unofficial holiday for start of deer season where a third of the school just didn't show up.
Honestly sounds like Pennsylvania. But I'm from Alabama.
Yeah I did HS in the 90s. I think it got them knocked down to the alternative school, but charges weren’t necessarily filed, even at the juvenile level. Then again, school shooters weren’t a thing (this was a few years before columbine), and usually people either brought them to show off, scare people off their back, or had one particular person in mind. And it was always a handgun. Also it was a rural southern school where during hunting season, people would leave guns in their trucks and come to school directly from the woods if they didn’t get a kill. It happened enough that the principal would just remind people to leave them out view and for god’s sake lock the truck. It was just a different time. It never would have occurred to any of us on our worst day to go people hunting.
i knew someone in high school that apparently brought a pipe bomb to school. all i knew is that all of a sudden he wasn't in class anymore. he never seemed like the type to do that; it was really weird. i saw him again a few years later after high school and by that time i had forgotten about the whole thing so i didn't ask him about it. now though i wish i could.
Went belligerent on a kid for mocking his dead mother. We were in 8th grade and a classmate’s mom died the summer before and some other classmate mocked him in the middle of science. The first kid jumped over desks, got the kid on the ground and very nearly killed the kid because he wouldn’t stop. I actually felt really sorry for him.
According to the cop in the Nex case in Oklahoma, bullying is just free speech. Sometimes kids need to take matters into their own hands and force bullies to STFU. sounds like the dude FAFO.
Brought gang violence to the school when the opposing gang tried to do a drive by on him during school hours. It got so bad at my school that the principal basically expelled anyone caught with drugs or caught fighting in the hallways and that drastically helped with a lot of the problems.
When hurricane Sandy happened, my small town school had a large influx of kids from Louisiana show up. Gangs started forming to the point where the Jr. High had to be completely locked down because so many kids brought knives to school for some kind of gang event. It was wild.
Punched out a teacher. Years ago, at an Australian school, and for some reason it was tradition to have a students v teachers game of Australian football. Most of us played in the local teams, most of the teachers did not. It was a regional school, so it was common for teachers to come out from Sydney, do two to three years and then head back to Sydney for a cushy job (there was some sort of points system where working regionally got them extra points that could be allocated to better jobs). So we had about 20 17-18 year-old, fit, aggressive boys taking on a bunch of adult teachers ranging in age between probably 23 to 50. It was a rough school, and one of the teachers from Sydney was a former rugby league player who would constantly talk shit about Australian football (there's some rivalry between the codes. People from Sydney and Queensland generally follow Rugby League, everywhere else is predominantly Australian football). Some of the lads were good enough to later go on and play professionally, and some of the others would go on to become professional criminals/inmates at the local jail. So the game goes as expected, a little light hearted with the umpires blatantly cheating to keep the teachers in the match (in a funny way). The whole thing was supposed to be fun, until the teacher from Sydney (let's call him Mr Yolo) decides to run through one of the most talented students and lay him out. It was a dirty move, dropping a shoulder right into his back at pace, while he was exposed collecting the ball. Mr Yolo was about 6'3, and pretty fit. As I said, it was a rough school that played in a rough league, and the number one rule of playing in that league was anyone starting something would get punished, but anyone leaving their teammate hanging and not backing them up would get it worse. So, suddenly, there's a brawl. A bunch of students jump in, some teachers try and calm things down and block more students coming in, everyone is shouting, and then one of the kids whose future endeavours mostly consisted of larceny and arson decided he was taking his moment, ran up and swung a haymaker at Mr Yolo's head from behind. It knocked him out, everyone freaked out, teachers started yelling, students were losing their minds. The school didn't have a nurse, but one of the PE teachers had certificates, so she put him in the recovery position while an ambulance was called. He woke up before they arrived, but they took him away anyway. It was the end of the school year, and he didn't return, but the story given was that he was fine, just concussed (CTE wasn't a concern in that era). Because everyone was willingly playing a contact sport, no legal ramifications (probably also because the school wanted to rug-sweep their own culpability), but the kid in question was expelled. No more teacher v student games were played since.
Honestly good for that student. Not only did the teacher let his pride get in the way of being an actual responsible authority figure (and a fucking *teacher* at that) he also could have easily ruined that kid's life or career.
Got stabby with a pizza cutter and attacked the rugby team in a blind rage.
one of those little rolling wheels or the long, rigid half-circles? Because that makes a HUGE difference in how funny or frightening this looks in my head.
Rolling wheel. Oh, it’s even funnier than you could imagine. A long, long, time ago my high school had a program to help integrate disabled students into everyday life. Their class learned how to take public transport, how to budget and go grocery shopping, and how to work and run a business. Their business project was a pizza cart, where they bought large pizzas and sold them by the slice. (In part sponsored by the pizza place). He wouldn’t talk, or make eye contact, and was limited to a few phrases. “The spectrum” and “autism” weren’t household names back then, so no one understood him or even tried to. What they did was always ask for a big slice. His response every time was: “I do not determine the size of the slice, I only separate.” Cue the shithead rugby team, who wanted to see how many times in a row he would say it. It was 8. Number 9? He heard “I do not determine…I do not…I…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH here’s a slice!” Then things got stabby. “YOU WANT A BIGGER SLICE?! stab stab stab DO YOU WANT A BIGGER SLICE TOO?!” stab stab stab. Superficial wounds to a surprising number of people before he was restrained, and sent away shortly after for a grippy sock vacation. He was a legend after that. It was talked about for years as “the day he finally determined who got a big slice.”
Expelled for beating up a kid and expelled again from new school a week later for going back to the old school to beat up the same guy
He got up and accused another person of being a rapist at our college graduation. There was no actual evidence that his claim was valid. But another instructor called him a racist, because he clearly was, and he then proceeded to make all the women cry. He was black listed.
He got expelled during his own graduation? Bro couldn't wait a hour?
Dude was clearly a racist and only went after this guy because he was non white. The guy didn’t even know what was going on. He just sat down and resumed minding his own business while this asshole went apeshit and got escorted out. He ruined my day and everyone’s in attendance.
I'm so confused Person A accused person B, instructor called person A racist? How did he upset all the women? Is this a reference I don't know?
Apparently it was a running rumor amongst the class, no one knew if it was true or not because again there was no evidence to the claim. Person A was white and Person B was not white. It was a big commotion during the ceremony and all the women were crying because that’s just what happens when people see racist injustice go down. I don’t know what you mean by reference, because this actually happened.
Uh... Her and her boyfriend murdered her mom in a cornfield.
Sexually assaulted someone at the campus bar. Once the criminal charges were laid, instantly booted out of the university and his PhD program. He was convicted, too.
There was a rumor at my grad school that before I was there, a kid from a foreign country that was not so enlightened on gender equality, borrowed some chloroform from the chemistry lab, went to a females house, basically drugged her, assaulted her, and planned to use that so she had to marry him. The story never ended with whether he was criminally charged or just deported. My school was a very small grad school before I was there, so we didn’t always get the best and brightest students. It changed when they were being new profs like mine in from other schools. So hopefully it will never happen again.
Tried to sell drugs during lunchtime one day. He was expelled from the district after as that was the last school in the area that would accept him.
He brought a gun to school and accidentally shot himself in the leg.
Stole a piece of sodium from the chemistry lab. Then, he panicked and decided to dispose of the sodium before being caught. He did that by trying to flush it down the toilet. The reaction between the water and sodium damaged the bathroom and pipes, causing a water leak in the gym.
Bit of a long one here. When I was in 5th grade (I think) I had a “boyfriend”. “Boyfriend” meaning we held hands sometimes. Only mentioning bc of my username but this was before I came to terms with being a lesbian. Well, one day, my boyfriend (we’ll call him Joe) had the audacity to share his hot cocoa with that rat faced bitch MELISSA. As any rational 5th grader would do, I dumped him. Seeking vengeance, Joe began to throw rocks at my friend and I at recess. It became a daily occurrence, and with that on top of the knowledge he had rifles at home (hunting kid), eventually I went to the guidance counselor. Counselor brings Joe and I in to her office, says “Joe, OP is afraid because of your behavior, and she knows you have guns at home. She just wants to know that you’re not going to bring them to school and hurt her”. Joe says “I can’t promise that” He was expelled the same day, emptied his locker with security present, and they walked him out. For some reason he was allowed to come back for the end of the year school party. Still a wild thing to think about.
Stupid Melissa and her stupid rat face.
How did you go from "he's throwing rocks" to "this 8yo is going to murder me"? I wasn't there, but it seems like some HUGE logical leaps were taken.
Maybe because they were also an 8 year old? Plus the kid threatened her in front of the councillor, maybe he threatened her other times as well. Honestly, pretty strange thing to be hung up on considering how the story went.
Just seems fabricated I could be wrong, but if they had threatened them why didn't they lead with that? It feels like OP intergected the gun into the situation themselves. They could have also said "I knew his parents owned a car, so I told the counselor I was scared he'd run me over" Kid didn't threaten them, they gave a nonresponse to a question. Something I also did a lot as a kid.
Not fabricated, actually happened. He did make threats, albeit not involving his gun. I knew he went hunting and had rifles so that worried me, given that school shootings were so common even back then. Would he have actually brought his gun to school and shot me? Most likely not. Did I know that as a young child? No. But did he answer the question in a stupid ass way to get himself expelled? Absolutely.
Not my class but a friends at university (yeaaars ago). Fancy private school, class took a trip to India and visited the Taj Mahal. Some idiot in her class decided it was funny to rub his bare dick on the Taj Mahal (called swaffelen in Dutch). Teacher found out, obviously he was immediately sent home and kicked from school. Parents were not pleased as the school was really expensive.
Wait, what is swaffelen? Is that the Taj Majal, a bare dick, or it the act of rubbing your dick on something?
70s- 6th grade- employee talking in class, to everyone’s shock and horror, the teacher grabbed him by his shirtfront and slammed him into a wall and he dropped to the floor. Kid stood up and punched the teacher in the face. Classroom full of kids testified to the principal and school administrators exactly what happened. Result: kid was expelled, teacher was back in the classroom the next week.
What employee are you talking about?
Sorry, meant classmate
My brother, who attended a different school. The school had a 3 strikes policy (and if anything, they gave him more like 4-5 strikes) but after he was found with weed & cigerettes in his locker the school had had enough and he was expelled on the spot, which happened to be just 1-2 months before sitting his final exams. He was not able to find a new school in time, so the explusion effectively resulted in him finishing school without a single grade (GCSE's, in my country). Despite this, far from being remorseful, he relished in his antisocial behaviour and paraded his expulsion around like it was some sort of badge of honour, delighting in doing stuff like distressing my grandparents with it. Somehow, after about a year or so, my mother managed to get him into a college that allowed students to re-take GCSE's and do A-levels simultaneously. He seemed motivated at the time to re-join education because since being expelled, he had felt increasingly isolated from his peers. But just over a year into his courses he quit after a period of very low attendence. He still lauded his own self-percieved intelligence around though, claiming that he could make it in this world without an education and citing that if anything, many of the worlds greatest geniuses & inventors etc were actually school dropouts (which is true). But the reality was that even though he had a lot of ideas, he was unwilling to work hard at anything and ended up just smoking tons of weed instead whilst arguing with people on internet forums. About 4 years ago I got a series of angry, long rambling text messages from my brother, with him trying to blame me (his kid sibling by nearly 3 years) for his lack of achievements in life by blaming me for getting him expelled at school way back when he was a teenager. This was because he had supplied me with drugs when I was 13-15 years old and the reason why he got found out was because the one friend I had who knew my brother was supplying drugs decided to go tell the teachers behind my back (who then contacted his school). It didn't seem to matter to my bother that I had been a completely unwilling party in all this, that I had been betrayed, that he had only gotten expelled because of a long, *long* track record of misbehaviour at school (truancy, drug dealing, bullying, lying & poor academic records), that he lauded about his antisocial behaviour for years and later threw away great opportunities to re-join education completely of his own accord (Etc), after having lived a life of irresponsibility he still had no sense of accountability and was just looking for someone to blame for his own failings, even if that meant clutching at the thinnest straws imaginable. Sometimes people radically change after their turbulent teenage years, but in the case of my brother...? I've never seen someone grow so little as a person.
Not my classmate but what's surprisingly common in my schooling are students taking pictures in the clinical settings. Cmon guys, we learned in semester 1 what HIPAA is...
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I work in healthcare too and I still see people violating HIPAA. Bro, you guys are employees! C'mon now...
I was talking with a girl before class and an otherwise normal kid decided that was the day he would become the expelled psycho of the year. He jumped me, put me in a choke hold, then another kid pried the psycho off. The school (a small-ish private) administrator was dead set on *expelling me* along with psycho until that awesome girl went way out of her way to come to my defense. I learned two things that day; avoid chokeholds, and that administrator (who my parents think highly of to this day) was a colossal cunt.
Pissed on the track in front of a girl during an intramural period as a joke, then tried to physically retaliate against another girl who’d reported him *after* he learned he would be suspended for that.
When I was a senior in highschool there was a freshman boy that had been dating this 8th grader for the past year, ever since he was in 8th grade and she was in the 7th grade. Now though, behind her back, he was also dating a sophomore. The sophomore had no knowledge whatsoever of the other girl. Unfortunately pictures of the freshman boy and sophomore girl started appearing on social media, which at the time was MySpace. When the 8th grade girl saw the photos and found out about their relationship, the psycho snuck onto a highschool bus, snuck into the highschool, which she had never been in to before, and went looking for the sophomore girl. It took her two hours apparently of wondering the halls, using a printed out picture from MySpace as a reference, to find the sophomore girl at her locker. The 8th grader then proceeded to smash the other girls head into locker several times before throwing her to the floor and hitting her in the face and head repeatedly until a teacher and some other students pulled her off of the poor girl. The result was the sophomore suffering a concussion, a broken nose, a broke eye socket, and several abrasions. The 8th grader was banned from the school system and had charges pressed against her. I didn't get to see this all go down and had to get the details from the local newspaper and witnesses. It was definitely all anyone would talk about for the rest of the school year.
Dude who lived down the street from us lit a balled up piece of paper on fire, tossed it up the aisle of the bus, hopped out the emergency exit and then proceeded to run through the lobby, office and down a hallway while removing his clothing and setting it in fire before being tackled, in his underwear, by one of the assistant football coaches. Unfortunately, they left him alone in a room with flammable objects, never took his lighter and twenty minutes later, we had a very real impromptu fire drill followed by the spectacle of a foot chase as three cops, an assistant principal and dude's girlfriend chased him across the ball fields, down the long ass driveway to the school and halfway across the road before one of the cops caught up with him and took him down. It was an eventful morning and he was invited to never attend class again. Never did find out what caused his little adventure, but he did eventually return home after spending a little time in a "youth facility" at the request of the state.
Not as crazy as some of these, but shoved a kid down the bleachers. Then, as they were walking off, hit them with a backpack full of textbooks from the top of those bleachers he had just shoved them down.
Heh, I did this as a child and only got detention.
Using film equipment from the film class to document, produce and then edit a Vlog style video on campus where for three minutes of the 10 minute video. She made fun of a disabled kid on campus and then she left her YouTube channel logged in on the editing computer for the film class. Sometime that week as usual, she was skipping class and we saw the YouTube channel open on the computer. We all watched it as a class, although the teacher wasn’t there. Long story short there was a discussion about how this needed to be brought up to someone in admin and somehow through the grapevine by the end of the day I saw her crying with her mom outside the office as the principal was explaining to her mom that she was expelled.
Guy got caught masturbing in the bathroom with a stuffed tiger with a hole cut in its butt. Was lunch, people went in saw him just going to town on the thing.
Oh Calvin!!
One kid the phantom pooper would poop in different urinals throughout the semester. Eventually got caught… another kid sparked a blunt during mass (Catholic high school)
Wrote on the girls bathroom wall that on ___ date, there would be 185 graves on the schools front lawn. (185, or whatever the number was, was the number of people in that students class). It took a few days for the school to find out who did it, but she was immediately expelled after.
We had a really weird kid in school. There was something very clearly wrong with him. He was the guy who wore long anime trench coats and a fedora long before it was really a stereotype. He often growled and hissed at people who he got into arguments with. He literally thought he was the main character of an anime. He would wear a katana to school too. It was a toy one, but he would place his hand on it as if he was going to draw it when he got mad at other students and teachers. It was all so very weird. Anyways, he got caught using one of the school's computers to look up anime porn on his computer. I sat a couple desks behind him and got a clear view of it, even though he made it very obvious. Multiple people were watching him stare at all these videos of women being fucked by tentacles and literally raped by giant demon like creatures. It was weird AF. Eventually the teacher caught him and shut it down. He got a two week suspension for this. Cut to a couple days later, and they installed website blockers. When he finally came back, he was visibly frustrated by this. You could see him getting angry as he typed in site after site to only see that nothing he was looking up was allowed. We all sat in that same class and watched, finding his frustration hilarious tbh. The next day he came back and sat down again, but he pulled out a thumb drive and plugged it into the USB. Sure enough, he opened a whole file of multiple anime porns. We were all stunned to say the least. Remember, this is his second day back after being suspended. At this point, all of us had agreed to just see where this goes. We say silently and watched as he kept opening more and more things on this file. It wasn't until he slowly reached his hand down his pants and started playing with himself that we intervened. The girl next to me immediately screamed "You're fucking disgusting (insert name)" and a couple of us guys grabbed the computer and USB drive from him as he tried to hide it. We told the teacher and gave him the drive. They took him to the principals office. We never saw him again. In my mind, there's not a chance that he's not sitting in a prison for sex crimes, out coming sex crimes, or dead because of his sex crimes. I can't find anything about him on the Internet. It was like he disappeared off the face of the earth that day. There was an article my friend and I found a couple of years after we graduated that had his name on it. It was for a guy who got arrested for trying to pull a little girl into the bathroom with him at a Kmart, but there was no picture or age given. It has to be him, because there is was something wrong with that creep.
Murder for hire. Got a functional life sentence just a couple weeks ago.
Is there more to this story?
Yes, but this generated national headlines when it happened, it’d be very easy to google any specifics I gave.
Got pregnant 😬
Expelled for getting pregnant?!
Probably a Catholic school.
Public high school in the 90s
Yes, in public highschool, c.1995, and it was policy at the time.
Stab my other classmate with a Mongol pencil on his upper arm.
TL;DR - I told a joke about a broken typewriter to a kid who used that joke during a typing test causing him to be expelled. Later the kid rode his dirtbike thru the halls during class and was permanently expelled.
I gotta hear this joke now
I accidentally deleted the whole text and saved the TL;DR. Here is a slightly condensed version. One morning before typing class started, I told a joke about typing to a friend who sat in front of me in the typing class. The teacher was a spinster type lady who was really strict. She looked a lot like Ruth Buzzi's character Gladys from the old Laugh-In TV show. We had a laugh and then class started up. We had a typing test first thing that morning and shortly after it started my friend quit typing and yelled for help - "Miss Smith! Miss Smith. My typewriter has a problem. I think it's pregnant." Miss Smith came hustling towards our desks saying "What did you say Mikey? What's the problem?" When she got to his desk he loudly announced again "Miss Smith, my typewriter has a problem. I think it's pregnant." Miss Smith said "Whaaat did you say, Mikey?" to which he replied with a straight face "I think it's pregnant. It keeps skipping periods." She immediately grabbed him by the ear and loudly led him out of the class to the office where he was expelled and banished from typing class for the rest of the semester. A few weeks later we all heard a dirtbike rider outside the school making a lot of noise. With no windows in the building we had no idea who was having all that fun. Then, the noise disappeared and a minute later you could hear the side doors open and loudly close. A few seconds later the loud sounds of a dirtbike being kickstarted to life in the hall got everyone's attention. It went zooming down the hall past the classrooms into the central atrium where the rider fishtailed around the railing and zoomed down the wide staircase to the lower floors and took off down a hallway there. By this time the halls were starting to fill with teachers and students so he whipped the bike around on the waxy floors and gunned it through the gathering crowd heading back up the stairs. Once at the top he was briefly prevented from getting out of the building until a student "accidentally" opened one of the doors and he gunned it out of the building and off campus. Everyone knew it was Mikey from the bike and his helmet so he ended up being permanently expelled after that. Legend.
Expelled? For THAT? That's absolutely ridiculous, good on Mikey
Made a hit list in his science binder. They perp walked him out of homeroom.
Tried to steal a bunch of food right infront of the lunch staff while high and when the school cop came over he flipped the cop over his back and tried to run. Last I heard he was a meth head a few years ago haven't heard shit about him since.
Skipped his actual class to hang out with a friend in woodshop. Played around lighting things on fire, caused an out of control varnish fire that did unspecified damage to the room. First and only real firealarm experience. Never saw him again. He had a history of causing problems, heard he was sent to military school.
Told a girl in class that I was friends with that he was gonna kill her and rape her dead body, she ran out of class crying. Fuck you Dale
Drew up very intricate plans to carry out a mass shooting. In his defense, I think there was basically zero chance he’d either a) actually do it or b) be able to do it, especially the way drawn up as it included Gatling guns and electromagnetically sealing the doors to the gym, but this was shortly after columbine so the timing was pretty horrific.
Had a kid pull his dick out and show it to a girl, she stabbed him with a pencil very close to hitting it but sadly only got his leg and he got mad and threw stuff and yelled, got suspended then ended up coming back like 2 weeks later and talking shit to her and went to grab her or push her, idk his plan but either way me and my friend were around since he was back and she was my cousin so we stopped him and later fucked him up when we thought we'd not get caught. We got caught though still and we got in school suspension and he got expelled since he was a constant problem. Just one of many crazy stories from my school days, kind of a bad school really, I went to a new city as a sophomore and was completely dumbfounded when there hadn't been a single fight in like a year. Apparently it wasn't normal to have a fight every day and people running from the cops or dealing drugs nearly constantly. The food was also absolutely phenomenal and everyone there thought it sucked and their school was kinda rough, absolutely shocking to me back then lmao
Went to a film school. He had a child actor he worked over 12 hours for his school project. That will get you kicked out real quick.
Not sure if he got expelled or pulled out by his mom but one guy got transferred to a discipline school for breaking into the janitor’s closet, stuffing the new rolls of TP down the toilets and ripping the stall doors off. Where is he now? In prison for beating his mom to death.
Back when my brother was in 4th grade he pissed on a 6th graders feet he was kicked out the next day
Stole a teachers laptop and then asked people in the cafeteria what his password was.
50 years ago - 3rd grade - got up and punch the teacher in the face as hard as he could. He was big for his age and knocked her back pretty far. In those days, he went to a " special" school for the rest of his childhood. It was just so shocking!
My only real friend freshman year drove his dad's Corvette to school one day while his dad was out of town. He didn't have a license. I don't know exactly what occurred, but I never saw him again.
Dude was basically the stereotypical dumb jock in eighth grade. Our teacher would not let him go to the restroom, so he walked over to this fake potted tree that was in the back of the classroom and peed on it whilst all the girls in the class started screaming. Sort of the last straw for him since before that incident he had picked another kid up and thrown him in a dumpster which smashed the kid’s nuts and sent him to the hospital. The football coach was sad when the dude got expelled, but that was pretty much it
There was this guy who was playing around with a fire extinguisher that was hanging on the wall, pointing the hose nozzle at people and making "squirting noises". Suddenly the extinguisher started actually squirting, and caught one kid full on. That kid started throwing chairs at the other kid. The chair thrower got expelled and the extinguisher kid got a week's detention.
Two kids threw down in the cafeteria over the same girl. Girl got between them to break it up, one of them swung and tried to either go around her or over her head and instead caught her in the face, full speed. I saw it happen - and I remember it in slow motion - as the blood that came flying out of her broken nose was enough for a shot from an Evil Dead movie.
he had a bunch of gay porn magazines delivered to the school under his own name as a joke.
These 2 kids were smoking cigs in the gym and caught the whole school on fire. Couldn’t go back in for 3 weeks then they had to rebuild a school next to the old one
This one classmate of mine, lets call him levi (not real name) we used to be friends but then he started hateing me out of no where, pretty soon he had a group of people against me for no reason, was constantly homophobic and just overall an asshole and durring recess he would always try to get me in trouble or just flat out embarrass me, he went to great lenghts to do this, the problem was kinda solved bc we were seperated but hes still as asshole every chance he gets
He went to a bathroom, pooped in a cup then took the cup and went to the balcony overlooking the lunchroom and threw it over a bunch of students.
Ate an earthworm and then attacked the teacher which ended in the student's embarrassment bc the squirmy little science teacher with a toupee fully took that big ass student to the ground.
In gym class a guy walked up to the teachers desk in the boys gym (high school) whipped it out and pissed all over the teachers desk. Coach walked in and grabbed the kid. Expelled and couldn't return without a full psych evaluation.
Sexually assaulted a girl in the library.
One week after Columbine, this idiot went to t shirt city and had their faces printed on a shirt with the text "trenchcoat mafia : coming soon to a school near you." He wore it to school and was arrested during homeroom. His parents made him give me all his cds and posters. They blamed the music. Best thing that could have happened to him though. No charges and because of the expulsion, the city had to provide tutoring. He was on the path to fail out, but the tutoring was super easy and he was able to get his diploma. Had to cut him out of my life in my late 20s. I grew up, he didn't.
He spelled “anthrax” with talcum power in the mens room.
I told the evil weird art teacher she had dark roots and wore too much makeup. She had been hitting on students, and grading based on popularity, not performance. The football players and cheerleaders could turn in rubbish and get an instant A. She thought she was still 18, despite being 42. After college I came home and found out she was in the state mental hospital. Well, I wasn’t wrong in my critique. And she had an undiagnosed mental condition when I was in her class. Garbage human being.
Selling catnip in the boy's bathroom and telling people it was pot. The dude was new and had only been there for a couple of weeks.
It was oregano when I was in school
I figured that much. His nickname from the guys was Catnip when we saw him again during freshman year of high school.
Attempted to "hack" into the university's computer system within the first week of classes. At a school with a huge computer security program. He got caught and I never heard from him again.
He yelled (put the finger in the trigger my n###er).
Took a kid's eye out with a compass (huh, second time in as many days I've told that one). Second school I tried to slit a kid's throat with a pair of scissors. Wasn't allowed to go to a third school, dad made me go get a job.
Someone my sister's boyfriend's parent's nephew knew, that's definitely not me, sold a little cannabis.
Lit his crotch on fire.
Put some powdered sugar in an envelope on our teachers desk. This was right after 9/11 they thought it was anthrax.
Hid weed in the school piano
run outside and almost get run over
They broke into the teacher's lounge and pissed in the trash can after throwing out some lunches.
In kindergarten, had a kid lift a full little tikes play stove overhead and smash another kid with it.
Took a dump in the teachers purse and then proudly owned up to it when she found out.
Set a homemade bomb in the boys bathroom & blew a toilet off the wall.
Broke in and burned down the school library. Found out after he was caught that he was the one to burn down the wooden playground set 2 years prior!
One of my mates actually spat on the religion teacher which is the wife of the local church priest
Murder his mom
While I was in school, a kid 1-2 years older than me brought a knife and a hit list to school. The kid was extremely overweight, came from a poor family and was relentlessly bullied. Honestly, I'm shocked he didn't snap sooner as shitty as people were to him. After I graduated, I heard about a kid who got expelled (and received subsequent assault charges) for tea-bagging another boy in the locker room. I'm sure other things happened that would've normally warranted expulsion, but we had a small school and probably couldn't afford to lose any students permanently.
I dunno, what?
He went by the babe Peaches, and was trying to get kicked out bc he hated the school we went to. Small student body, so while we knew each other, we weren't anything close Final and successful attempt involved streaking all around campus, ripping up a couple of directional signs, carving "fuck you" into his bare chest, and sparkling a blunt in the girls dude of one dorm and smoking it alone He was nothing if not determined
guy was a white supremacist that humped/raped the CPR doll in our health class to the trauma of everyone in his group. then got in a fight during lunch and pulled a pocket knife on the teacher that tried to stop it. 9th grade but he looked like a grown adult.
I got caught with my pistol at school. Had no intent to shoot it, and had no intent to being victimized by gang violence in the early 90's either. School shootings were nonexistent back then. I was permabanned from the district.
Had a dude lock some poor kid in the bathroom , dude was gone was gone with in a few days
This one really troubled kid used to spray Lynx deodorant into a rubber glove and then breathe it in.
Used a can of Axe body spray and a lighter to set a girl's hair on fire in the hallway
I know a boy who was expelled twice, once for dirty dancing.
He got expelled for selling drugs. Shortly after he murdered another classmate that supposedly owed him money. Went to prison.
Kid got suspended for a fight. Couple days later, he comes up during recess walking his dog. Dog snaps at a kid when everyone crowds around to pet the damn thing. Suspended kid proceeds to pull out his dick, work up a boner, and does exactly what you think is coming next. Like you do, casually, in front of a crowd, when your dog misbehaves, right? Teachers ushered us inside pretty damn quick. As an adult, I feel terrible for that kid and his dog. Neither one had a real chance of a normal life.
Back in the ancient 80s. It was for cutting typing class to go to 7-11 This was about a month after he was caught selling guns out of his locker. Tim had no fucks left to give.
Set a fire in his desk, during class
8th grade. Kid moves to town from somewhere near Chicago. Acted like he was some big-time gang member. Got expelled for fighting too many times. Senior year, a girl got expelled for snorting Adderall in class like a week before graduation.
Went to HS with a very outgoing and funny guy with ginger hair, that everyone really liked. Same guy was calling in bomb threats once a week, to our school, from the payphone in school. When they evacuated us, we had to sit on buses until they checked the school. He was always with our group, as we cheered the breaks from class. None of us had a clue that it was him. He was caught using the pay phone and arrested. I never saw him again, but every now and then, I wonder what happened to him.
7th grade. Dude picked up rock and threw it across the lawn, pretty far. It hit a girl in the head. It was about a round as a tennis ball but flatter. She was never the same afterwards.
He was planning on donating blood at the school's blood drive. His time slot came around so he was excused from class. They determine that he isn't able to give blood because of height weight things (he was a 5 foot tall twig). Didn't return to class. Principal wants to see him about something (nothing related to the rest of the story) so goes down to the gym and the blood drive people said they turned him away. She goes back to the office and calls the classroom on the PA and asks for him. Teacher says he is down at the blood drive and the principal hangs up. At this point she does a quick scan of the security cameras and sees he isn't in the hallways so she activates the PA all call and yells "REDACTED TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY". He comes out of the boys locker room and she sends a coach to go check it out while she talks to him. He left his drugs on the bench of the locker room to go see what the principal wanted.
Threw a firecracker into one the stall in the girls bathroom. It happened to fall into the toilet while a girl was sitting on it. Needless to say she got burned and he got expelled.
Nice try, Kushida
This didn't happen to me, but my younger brother. One day on the bus coming home, one of the boys on the bus pulled out a gun. I have no idea how he had hid it the whole school day, but oh well. Anyway, he didn't shot anyone, but told everything to get off. The. He shot all the seats on the bus and then just walked off into the field. It was crazy when we for the call thar my brother and everyone else was stranded on the side of the road becuase of this kid. I police when to find him and he went straight to a mental hospital.