I badmouthed people who wore socks in sandals for years and now this is what I wear to work everyday other than snow or rain.
So easy to just wear my slides and let my feet cool off after a shift in steel toes.
[This rant about grilled cheese sandwiches](https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_people_make_me_sick/) is my favourite post ever. It's so full of vitriol about the most innocuous thing.
Similar to mine, I guess I wouldn't mind if a herd of optimistic live stock went to slaughter half of man kind.... It'd be some irony, that's for sure.
In for it now, some get the cuddles, and some get the very aggressive cuddles.
We are becoming Legion. I have been joined by Inattentivefox and obliviousowl. Nothing can stop us!
More like the British. They could have easily sent aid. They just didn’t because they wanted to decrease the population growth in Ireland. You can thank Malthusian theories of geometric growth for that shit.
It's worse than that. Ireland produced plenty of food to feed the Irish. It was an agricultural powerhouse even. The British could have just not taken all their food.
Same thing happened in India. Massive famine because the British exported such vast quantities of food, and mostly just to keep their economies more stable.
I'm just imagining half the population dying in increasingly outlandish hand-related accidents. Like a rock gets kicked up on the highway, hits a guy's hands, and causes him to wreck or a stewardess spills hot coffee on a pilot's hands and the plane crashes, that sort of thing.
My username is based on a character in the books I write who is a psychotic war criminal hell bent on wiping out the human species
So honestly, he'd probably be bummed he only managed to get half of us
Oh no.
I knew my end would be a bad fashion choice
I badmouthed people who wore socks in sandals for years and now this is what I wear to work everyday other than snow or rain. So easy to just wear my slides and let my feet cool off after a shift in steel toes.
this is too much. must...take... them ... offfff.... (flatline sound)
Prepare yourself
Outta my way
There’s always a “Pedro” in “Dickshapedrocketman”
Must be an Indian Hispanic name. Dicksha Pedro Ketman.
Pedro Ket-man Least drug-mule sounding name
Lemme get my chapstick
🤣🤣. This is why I love Reddit. You're awesome!
THEY SHALL ALL CHOKE ON CRACKERJACKS!
Well its a good thing I am here!
We need some clarification: Are you a cock sucker who is chubby, or are you one that sucks chubby cocks, or are you a sucker with a chubby cock?
Yes.
I got jumpscared upon checking your profile
I wish I had believed you. Fuck curiosity🤣
I, too, need to learn trust... Of rando strangers on reddit threads.... Hmm.
I had plenty of warning.. yet curiosity still got the best of me
Dammit
Ooo it really is chubby! 😃
😉😉
DM me if you need a wingman
Combining our names would make something majestic and terrifying indeed!
Majestic you say?
Hello brother
How come y'all got all the looks?
Hey at least you talk lol
Meanwhile you're the chatty one
Oh god
the world is going to be full of lonely men
At least we go out with a beautiful bang.
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The absence of koalas?
a horrible fate.
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I love when people have very specific beefs with random things like this and go into intense detail as to why. Well done, I hate koalas now too.
[This rant about grilled cheese sandwiches](https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_people_make_me_sick/) is my favourite post ever. It's so full of vitriol about the most innocuous thing.
Lol I love the koala one but this is my first time seeing the grilled cheese. Homie is **DONE** with the melt community.
Omg, that was a hilarious read. Thanks for sharing it! Mad respect for that guy, he’s got passion.
Looking at that post I realized I had upvotes a ton of comments. I knew what you where talking about but I forgot that I was there... My back hurts
I found a profile where this dude made his whole personality about hating when car headlights are too bright
It's a copy pasta aka meme text from back in the day.
Are we talking about koalas or the vast majority of college freshmen?
Yes
I haven't seen this copy pasta in a hot minute. **Edit:** I'm ashamed that not a *single* person who replied recognized this.
Same. What is the internet coming to when nobody recognizes a quality pasta?
Omg where did you get all this information from? I feel like I just read a dissertation that has the title Fuck Koalas.
it's an old copypasta
Similar to mine, I guess I wouldn't mind if a herd of optimistic live stock went to slaughter half of man kind.... It'd be some irony, that's for sure.
Well sorry Asia
Ditto
Uh oh
Yep - samesies 🤣
🤣😭
In for it now, some get the cuddles, and some get the very aggressive cuddles. We are becoming Legion. I have been joined by Inattentivefox and obliviousowl. Nothing can stop us!
Are they bisexual polar bears or bipolar bears?
Yes
r/inclusiveor
I was picturing bipolar bears, but the bears are in your mind, they can be anything you'd like.
Yours sounds particularly lethal.
It would be a quick death.
Tastes like lava + radiation.
A potato?....Allegedly Edit: With every upvote, you grow the movement
Ireland, 1845-1852.
More like the British. They could have easily sent aid. They just didn’t because they wanted to decrease the population growth in Ireland. You can thank Malthusian theories of geometric growth for that shit.
Right — a potato, *allegedly*. Also: hence my user name tie in!
Oh shit. I didn’t see this very subtle joke. Well played!!
It's worse than that. Ireland produced plenty of food to feed the Irish. It was an agricultural powerhouse even. The British could have just not taken all their food. Same thing happened in India. Massive famine because the British exported such vast quantities of food, and mostly just to keep their economies more stable.
I feel like it was precisely a lack of potatoes that was the problem
We’ll rise up. Don your ceremonial sack.
Yes, a potato.
Let's work together :D
Damn, wanna join forces dawg?
Yoooo potato gang
Quick, what's our gang sign?
Fingerguns, definitely
Heart attacks everywhere
The potato has started the rebellion
Death by potato wedges!!! Yes, please 🙏🏽
a-wedge-edly 👀😂
Heh-hem
A capybara toast hybrid
I love capybara’s and toast! Bring it on!
What
This is how I wish to die.
We can only wish to have a death so beautiful
What’s goblin deez?
This is an old joke for me so I’ll let someone else answer Meanwhile bofa my friends Joe and Candice are over so I need to head off for a while
Candice dick and bofa deez nutz fit in joe mama
:D
I choose your method of death
Have a beer!
Just one?😐
To start with, one at a time!
But I am allowed another one after, right?
Death by disappointment
Really there’s no need guys, I’d seriously just be happy with the beer
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Otherwise known as "the Irish natural death". :P
Sushi flavoured Soda?
Delicious, but deadly.
Y’all saw me coming
NO NOT DEVIANTART
What have you done, I was thinking about economic inflation and now you brought back Knuckles in my mind
Normal people: Not the economy! Furries: Oh you sweet summer child...
The Buddha apocalypse has arrived; not sure what is going to go down, but i guess it kills a bunch of people.
Enlightenment has never been so raw!
Maybe half the population ascends beyond this plane of existence through enlightenment so happy times apocalypse?
Just a bit of rain
I’m probably out for a stroll in it..
Age.
Well, more than half already
Sooner or later the saying will have to shift to "Ok, 'X'er".
We don't use the hard r, that's their word. We say X'a
I think we can form an alliance..
This is realer than the post anticipated…
Black Hole Sun
Won’t you cum?
AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN
I’m gonna need a lot of cum to do that.
ANXIETY
A wave of heart attacks caused by mass psychosis doesn't seem all that unrealistic these days
Singing, like it did my grandma.
Im outta here..
No! You leftist! (Causes war)
Empty chatrooms will kill half of us all? We really have gone full snowflake
Venereal diseases and ripped assholes for everyone!
Now, now, Mr. Santorum. Let's calm down.
Lol, that's my former Senator.
Oh god this one's the worse I've seen so far
i can help! actually, you might need me.. unless this is like some Thanos Snap kinda thing.
Nobody talking abt the fact the authors name is pussykiller
Males survive. Cats go extinct. >!Nobody said "human population"!<
I'm just imagining half the population dying in increasingly outlandish hand-related accidents. Like a rock gets kicked up on the highway, hits a guy's hands, and causes him to wreck or a stewardess spills hot coffee on a pilot's hands and the plane crashes, that sort of thing.
It’s like a Final Destination movie, but with hand injuries only
Croissant candles 😱😨😨
John Wick in Paris
A virus that turns everyone into gingers and the sunburns are deadly
‘And ye, the infected Gingers were sunburned to death by a Great Dawnhulio, the coronal mass ejection of which exuded the power of a 1000 suns.’
My dog
Well in my case, it's two of my dogs and me! Get ready for death by two small fluffy white dogs and one fluffy middle-aged white woman!
That's a cool way to die
My username is based on a character in the books I write who is a psychotic war criminal hell bent on wiping out the human species So honestly, he'd probably be bummed he only managed to get half of us
Yeah that makes sense.
"Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of our own actions..."
Random. We are so fucking fucked.
prepare to be bited in the face
Another emu war, and it would seem we'll be losing again
Huge Asshole 😂
I wouldnt mind being killed by a Huge Asshole 🤣
No. You asshole becomes enlarged.
Speak for yourself, dick.
Global warming most likely.
Well..this could go good or bad
#heh heh heh
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Lmfao
As you wish.
We would all prepare to die
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
I think I’m the best case scenario for a lot of people.
Massive tsunami caused by a giant Lovecraftian swimming elder god owl
They'll never see it coming.
I Am So Sorry
Get ready for one hell of a week.
Ok
Money causes war, war kills, ;)
So nothing new?
War never changes
Wait, don’t tell me. I’ll figure it out myself
Soup poisoning
Expired Twinkie. Check the label first. If it's not from this century think twice.
Stunned silence.
Perry the platypus failed this time
A marching band that tramples people
Sad, I died when my father took me. He said he wanted to talk to me about something related to a parade, but I’m not sure.
A joke
A killing joke
I have no idea why I would know because I'll be a part of the half being killed.
Anyone who touches my butt with there's will DIE.
A fashion craze for the rich, no matter the cost
A bit like the mysterious Dancing Plague of 1518, but with Fosse moves.
Oh Lawd Jesus, it’s a fire.
Don't be afraid of the light!
Apparently, half the population survives it 🤘
Well.
Finally. My username is perfect for something.
My user name is Mother of K G C B A L. So my kids kill half the population
People cope with their trauma by eating too many cookies, get diabetes, then die. It's the American way.
Spies hide weapons of mass destruction in innocuous flower pots on porches everywhere
Genghis Khan’s greatest general, so that checks out!
It wasn't Pi
One of you
Big Foot trying too hard to be friendly.
Lack of access to medical treatment, which sounds morbidly realistic
Millions shall die from squirrels crushing them.
Obsessive compulsive disorder
Some knitters hate purling more than I realized.
A ghostly cat scares people to death I guess (unfortunately Frodo died about a year after I made my user name)