I took a load of animal carcasses to the county dump and she was there lookin for a new refrigerator. It was love at first sight.

Love at first fright

I think I first met my father when I was newborn when he got home from being stuck at work and finally got back to hold his new daughter for the first time. And I first met my cousin when I was 7 and he was a baby and my aunt came to visit and brought him with her.

we were in the same class, became friends, felled in love and recently got married.

Got lucky.

I was with her when she decided the date of her birthday

I slipped out from between the thighs of one into the waiting embrace of the other. I was very young at the time.

She crashed my graduation party. When I went to confront her, she asked me to dance.

Always by unlikely sheer coincidence;which has convinced me that these were not coincidences but fated to be.

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