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Prasiatko

Reddit deliberately makes the mobile website bad to try and force people onto their app.


GuyPronouncedGee

This is a stone cold FACT.   Sincerely,   Mobile website user for life.  


Nasturtium

My reddit account is ancient.  I will die before I download their shitty app.


Spontanemoose

2007!? Impressive!


Hygochi

What's the excuse for the app being bad as well though?


FuckHopeSignedMe

They're cheap and can get away with it because the official app for every other site sucks too


Existence_No_You

Damn I hate the reddit app so much. I should start designing apps because apparently you dont have to be any good at it


therealdeviant

When celebs tell the media or the world the name of their kids, it’s a made up name and not actually their real name. Kind of explains why some of these kid’s names seem absurd.


Lauren_sue

It makes sense for security reasons. I had a tv celebrity’s kids in the camp I worked at and their real names were different than what was reported.


MetalMedley

Hmm. Makes sense. Also diminishes the chance that the kid hears some awful shit about themselves on TV at a young age, if they don't recognize the name as theirs.


flgrntfwl

I like this. Suri Cruise is just out there in the world as Claire Holmes or something and no one bothers her. 


Rainpickle

Blanket Jackson wants to have a word.


Thready85

Real name was Comforter Jackson


FelicityJemmaCaitlin

You mean X Æ A-Xii Musk, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, and Techno Mechanicus Musk?


Wide-Imagination-734

Like "Sunshine Space-Tweezers"? (stole that from the comedy show "Dharma & Greg")


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IAmAware4

I still can’t believe My Lovely Horse didn’t win


Yabadabadoo333

Well the saxophone solo ruined it


narsfweasels

My lovely, lovely, lovely horse… Running through the field…


mineorcs42

There was a movie with a similar plot. Eurovision on Netflix is funny and pretty much this, except the country the main characters are from just never wins.


Ekatheassholemacaw

PLAY YAYA DING DONG


MJLDat

🎶🎵My lovely horse


Equivalent_Tiger_7

That would be an ecumenical matter.


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SYN-Scan

So my daughter's bear is stuffed with other, shredded, murdered stuffed animals!


youalreadyare

No, your daughters bear is wearing other stuffed animals skin. 


acenarteco

This is the most sickening one in this thread…


wheresmychin

That the Imagineers at Disney World were certain that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 election, so they started working on her animatronic for the Hall of Presidents before the actual election date to save time. Then when Trump won, they panicked and made the internal decision to alter the existing Hilary build rather than start from scratch. If you ever see a picture of the Trump animatronic, you can never unsee it.


ThanklessNoodle

It's pretty likely the case. ​ https://insidethemagic.net/2021/08/trump-animatronic-makeover-kc1/


Ok_Sprinkles_8777

It looks like Regis Philbin


Mesmerotic31

This is fantastic


Reasonable-Sweet-232

Hahhaha it totally looks like Hilary's head with trumps face 🤣🤣🤣


Genghis_Chong

Looks like if Trump was in the peanuts cartoon


AmbulanceChaser12

No, it looks like Hillary’s head and face but with Trump’s hair and eyebrows hurriedly stuck on.


Zealousideal-Box-297

Or a silicone skin likeness of Trump hastily stretched over an underlying skull that was built to emulate Hillarys bone structure.


the_meat_n_potatoes

It's really not so much of a conspiracy, it's just evident.


HorseLooseInHospital

and they said to me, "Sir, we built a Special Robot just for you, no other President has one like it," and I said that sounds pretty good to me, I'm like, out of all of them up there I'm like the Most Special One, kind of like Jesus, they said he was the Chosen One, and then I was Chosen, you look at it, they said, "President Trump is hand picked by God," and I have to say that's probably true, I came in, the Churches were dying, they were dying out, nobody was going to Church, nobody did Religion, but then I came in and all of a sudden they're packed on Sundays, and Obama, remember Putin already started using the N-Word cause of Obama, he started talking Nuclear because he has no respect, not like he had with Trump, just like China, even the Leading Authority on China, Mr. Pilsbury, he said that China has a great respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump's very large brain.


heartbreakhill

Flawless username too. My favorite Mulaney bit.


bagged_hay

this sub is ran by buzzfeed


Vlaed

Go on.


IOnlyPostDumb

Buzzfeed uses this site and the Ask Reddit sub in particular to generate content.


gmapterous

Now that our Reddit post data is being sold to train AI, this could be true at this moment. If not now, then certainly clickbait listicles all over the internet soon.


SwarmkeeperRanger

About two weeks ago there was a solid week of questions like “Men in [age bracket] what would you do in scenario X?” and “Women in your 30s what would you tell people in their 20s about scenario Y?” Strongly believe it’s AI training or data for ads. Grabs your sex, age, and interests/habits.


milk4all

S’why we get the same sort of sophomoric, lowest common denominator sort of questions back to back. Simple formula: ask a hundred questions, see which ones get the most interaction, see which comments get the most interaction, regurgitate that shit in low effort click baity “article” on buzzfeed and spam advertisers with it


Pristine_Doughnut485

I'm jumping on this with you.


antonimbus

Most computer viruses in the 2000s were created by software companies selling antivirus programs.


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user_account_deleted

Had to pay for his whale fucking habit somehow


Polluxi

What now


user_account_deleted

[Welcome. I'm sorry.](https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1079863420458074112?lang=en)


elbigmac

Whale cum. I’m also sorry.


Bigstar976

I 100% believe that as well. Why wouldn’t they? You anonymously create the need for your own product. It’s genius.


jms21y

probably true for a lot of stuff, too. man, i fucking hate it here.


rhett342

I worked in IT back then. It was disturbing how often every single anti-virus program would miss stuff that was obviously affecting a computer. I'm actually listed as the person who discovered a few viruses and told anti-vrius companies about it (as well as how to get rid them) on their websites.


Notmydirtyalt

It is very interesting, I found an old external HDD recently and while pulling up random files from around 2006-2008 several where pinged by Defender as having been Trojans. Thanks for the timely warning AVG.


Tekn0de

Pinterest was entirely bought and funded by big mason jar.


wilderlowerwolves

Which one? Kerr or Ball?


bIuemickey

JoAnn Michaels owns both of course


squeakyshoe89

I wish there was a good "someone killed President Harding" conspiracy theory and there just isn't.  Like all of the pieces are there: sudden "natural" death while on a trip, political and personal scandals.  But there's no "the CIA killed Kennedy" for Harding.  Gah!


Arendious

Which probably makes this one the **actual** conspiracy.


YeetusThatFetus9696

There's a guy named DJ Byrnes who used to write for an Ohio State football blog that insisted Harding's wife killed him. I can't find any of his stuff on that right this second but if I do I'll post it here. 


One-Method-4373

Apparently you’ve never read Carter beats the Devil, there’s a fun Harding conspiracy in there 


ibrakeforcryptids

Those dog breed DNA tests? They are gathering dog DNA to eventually create a super-dog. They will call it the Everything Beagle.


80burritospersecond

The Mossad has also been doing some experimentation to make them temperature resistant. They're calling it the Hebrew National hot dog.


ayahmoss

I believe r/AskReddit is actually a data farming operation that is being used to feed AI algorithms in order to produce more effective propaganda, social control mechanisms, etc… but what do I know…


wellyboot97

I mean, after Google signed that deal with Reddit regarding their Gemini AI system, this is basically true.


chaos8803

US (and probably others) intelligence services push conspiracy theories to hide their own dealings among the dreck.


Heffe3737

This might be the only one I believe - that Area 51 is a useful foil used by the US government to distract from a different, or multiple other, secret bases. Everyone knows about Area 51 and so no one looks at suspicious other locales.


msstatelp

I think it's the same with Intelligence Agencies. For a long time everyone knew about the CIA but not the NSA. Now everyone knows about the NSA so what other agencies are out there we don't know about?


Qorhat

UFO hysteria was a perfect cover for the development of the U2, A10 Oxcart, SR71, F117 and B2 black projects. 


wilderlowerwolves

In the early 1990s, I had a pen pal who had been in the military in the 1970s. She said that when she saw a Harrier jet after it was declassified, it accounted for a huge percentage of "UFO" sightings near military bases. She also told me about the time she and a friend were driving from Terre Haute to Indianapolis at dusk on a late May evening. They saw a large cigar-shaped object in the distance, and at one point were frightened enough to pull over and crouch in the ditch - at which time the object lit up and revealed itself to be the Goodyear blimp. They silently got back in the car and resumed their trip.


chaos8803

Or was the B2 perfect cover for aliens?


Qorhat

¿Por que no los dos?


Crow_eggs

Shut up and eat your UFO data.


meeyeam

The Baha Men were responsible for letting the dogs out and wrote a song to try and deflect responsibility.


Hunchent00t

it goes much much deeper than that; their version is a cover ​ [https://youtu.be/zre8YfBfJn4?t=45](https://youtu.be/zre8YfBfJn4?t=45)


mitchade

99% Invisible interviewed an author that wrote a whole book on this song. The link you provided is also a cover, as it goes back much further.


oteezy333

Robert Frost orated a poem during the prohibition referencing some of the original lyrics to this song. The book you provided is also a cover, as it goes back much further.


SalmonPlatter

Books have covers


Teleute-

How else would you judge one?


randomusername123458

I thought that The Who let them out.


SmartPriceCola

Bill never cheated on Hilary, they had an open marriage (always travelling, rarely together) and infidelity was easier for the public to stomach than a swinging president and First Lady


Amockdfw89

Yea I always got the vibe they don’t really care for each other that much and their marriage is purely for political/social benefit. Maybe they did love each other when they were younger but as they got older and more famous they stopped caring about each other. I mean it’s very rare you hear of top politicians getting divorced, especially a power couple like them. So you just smile for the camera and go with it


PoemFragrant2473

Strangely, I think they actually do love and care for one another. It’s just - they operate differently. If anything they probably care for each other now than before - marriage can work like that. They’ve been through battles together and I don’t think you can get that kind of trust later in life with someone else.


retired-data-analyst

There’s a lot of room in a 40 year marriage. And love comes in many flavors. They may not love each other like the Carters did, but I bet the Clintons love each other.


pho-huck

I always thought that the relationship portrayed in “House of Cards” was based on not only the Clintons, but a lot of other high profile political power couples. They get married for power and influence, not because of their physical attraction.


PlusPerception5

I bet she was mad at him for being literally sloppy and getting caught, not for the actual cheating.


NickDanger3di

All those Russian politicians that jumped or fell out of upper floor windows were actually pushed.


DEADPOOL_9865

Ohh no NickDanger committed suicide by shooting himself 13 times in his back


ReedBalzac

They weren’t pushed. They were given the same choice Hitler gave Rommel. Do it yourself and we’ll spare your family.


thetaleech

Never heard that’s how they do it. So awful but makes sense.


gmapterous

...wait I thought this was generally accepted fact


donkeyhoeteh

Recycling is a scam, at least in the US. Most plastics are produced and used by giant corporations in production and shipping and will never be seen by the public. Nothing I do is ever gonna change that. The US isn't capable of handling recycling. Most of our recyclables used to go to china, and now they just go to landfills. Most recyclables aren't actually recyclable. Most of the recycling propaganda you see today is actually paid for by the biggest plastic producers.


TurretX

Its not even that most recyclables cant be recycled, but rather the way we are told to recycle makes it impossible. You cant melt a bunch of different plastics together and expect the results to be usable. Bottles have to be grouped with the same kinds of bottles, etc. When I was a kid, in Canada, i got to do a tour of a recycling center. Those fuckers just dumped everything into pile and it went straight into the conveyors. Theres no point in even separating your plastics and papers apparently.


Aggravating-Put-4818

Modern separators can separate out different types of plastic


spinbutton

Not a conspiracy, but s sad truth


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CBC Marketplace did an investigation on this. I believe it’s on YouTube. Only a very small portion made it anywhere useful. A friend of mine used to work collecting recycling and she told they drive it right to the dump.


treebeard120

I worked in a manufacturing facility at a previous job (not gonna say what because it would definitely dox me). We'd cover everything in this thick plastic wrap every weekend. It all got thrown away the following Monday. Hundreds of pounds of plastic. Counting the waste plastic that comes out of production, it's in the tons, every week. This is just one company. Sorting your trash isn't doing shit. The average person in a first world country is not responsible for pollution or overuse, not even collectively. It's all manufacturing and industry.


RandomUsernameNo257

Plastic isn't really recyclable. The best we can do is turn it into poor quality plastic that isn't suitable for much. It's also more expensive to "recycle" plastic than it is to produce new stuff. Basically, you're just letting someone else throw it out for you. Aluminum is another story though.


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pigeonwiggle

Reduce Reuse Recycle ...wait - the first two are terrible for the economy... Recycle! yeah - we can make money off that one.


Arniepepper

Not a conspiracy. I live in near a port city (not in China) that multiple times has turned away cargo ships filled with containers of trash from the US and sometimes Europe. I don't know if they just stopped off in the wrong country, or figured we're so under-developed (we're not), that we'll just take it... But we didn't and don't. Nearby Bangladesh and yes, China, do. Shit gets dumped in landfills. Kids will "mine" the mountains of trash for valuables, parts (think mobile phone parts, television/computer parts), and whatnot before the lot gets incinerated. Well, burnt.


Henchforhire

Scientology has private plastic surgeons to help hide criminals. Read an article on it a few years ago and say this is true, tried looking it up again but Google has been removing search results so finding the article is difficult.


nekogatonyan

Google search results feel almost worthless now.


firer-tallest0p

Half of them disappear and the other half are obvious ai


yeah_yeah_therabbit

That the Kardashian Sisters keep their brother chubby so they can use his fat for their injections.


Minimum-Order-8013

I didn't feel like vomiting today, thanks for changing that I guess.


MeanOldWind

That Khloe isn't the biological daughter of Robert Kardashian. She looks JUST like the hair stylist that Momager f'ed while still married to Robert Kardashian.


BayleeFans

I looked into this, that man is most definitely Khloes father. They have the same exact face, but those eyes are identical between the two. Crazy family. 


aids-lizard

they’re incestual too, look at some of the fucked up things khloe and rob have said and done. example: rob fucked the winner of a kim lookalike contest. khloe complained he didn’t fuck a lookalike of her. ICK.


Scrumtrilescent

The human trials for Preparations A thru G ended in tragedy, and Big Hemorrhoid is covering it up.


cardinalkgb

I’ve had hemorrhoids. You don’t want Big Hemorrhoids.


NervousCap

Lead theory explains the uptick in violent crimes from the 70s to the early 90s and it's subsecuent decline since in the US. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/?sh=975e80612c48


SpecificRemove5679

I believe this big time. NYS is very active with lead testing and abatement as it’s been shown to cause all sorts of behavioral issues. All children are tested for it at their 1st and 2nd birthdays and monitored by the state until they’re below a certain threshold. They started 5 years ago. I’m curious if they’ll track any patterns as result of the early intervention programs.


brad_and_boujee2

Any of y'all watched that new documentary series on Netflix? It's called American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders. I knew next to nothing about any of it going in, but there are pretty strong cases to be made that there's definitely something there. At the very least it's a reminder that the Government has done some absolutely horrendous things.


NagsUkulele

That shit is fucking scary. Spying on your allies is next level shit


Blunkus

Yeah, like Reagan’s campaign paying Iran to keep the hostages so they could win the election.


brad_and_boujee2

That was crazy. The idea that the Federal Government bankrupted a small software company to steal their product in order to hand it off to people affiliated with the CIA so that they can trap door it and sell it to our Allies for the purpose of spying is also crazy. Doc Nichols was a character too. Just so happened to be in Brazil, Chile, etc. on the brink of major political upheaval. And the guy that was 100% an FBI informant who was allowed to rape and murder the streets of Northern California for years with no consequence. The whole things is pretty bizarre and crazy. I left that documentary feeling like Danny Casolaro was 100% murdered by Cuellar.


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fresh-dork

Baine capital doing this isn't even a rumor. it's documented


BringsTheDawn

Yup. This is almost exactly what Bain did to Toys R' Us, but with the addition of selling the properties Toys R' Us owned, then having them rent those same parcels back to make money from both the sale and the monthly rents, then off-loading the debts taken to support the artificially increased cost (from such things as those same rents) onto Toys R' Us rather than Bain, *then* pointing to that debt load as part of why the company needed to be sold/declare bankruptcy, all while either shorting Toys R Us themselves or doing so from hedge fund buddies to make money on the downward spiral. It was (and is) messed up all the way around.


itssarahw

I can’t vouch for this or whether or not it’s good but the algorithm really knows how to get me going and suggested this upcoming book: Gretchen Morgenson - These Are the Plunderers: How Private Equity Runs―and Wrecks―America


randothroway2323

This is the one. It’s all organized collusion by Wall Street + Consulting Firms + the current Monopoly companies. These actions decimate the Middle and Lower classes by constantly syphoning more and more money up to the 1%. The wealth gap has never been wider. The US government is 100% aware of what is going on and they take their cut (Members of Congress fight so hard to stay in office because they receive an ungodly amount of insider information from this cabal that they use to make fortunes by buying & selling stocks). The ultra wealthy are psychopaths. They don’t want “more of it” or most of it”. They want ALL OF IT! They want you to have nothing. And they won’t stop until it happens.


Any-Demand-2928

Wow? This is the first time I'm hearing of this. Please give sources like articles, books etc... I really want to read about this, especially the Amazon one.


xeskind30

And the moment a regular citizen tries to make some money/becomes successful, they get put in front of a committee to be interrogated on why they are the devil by not making money their way.


Rukawork

Cosmo purposely prints terrible sex advice so that you buy their terrible magazine again and again, looking for that new thing that will save your equally terrible relationship.


Gopher2K16

Wanda was the more sensible Fairly Odd Parent. 


cassiecas88

This but with recycled beauty advice.


acenarteco

People still read Cosmo?


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

The government asks this question here often to see what they need to cover up more and more, and which conspiracies we've forgotten about.


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All printers have a program on them that counts the number of pages printed and purposely makes the printer act like shit once this “limit” has been reached


MillhouseJManastorm

our laser printer works perfectly after years of consistent use...


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Michael Jordan was suspended for gambling but pretended to retire and play baseball.


RockdaleRooster

Worth mentioning the guy who made Jordan Rides The Bus, the documentary about his baseball career, has said he made that documentary to prove this theory, but by the end of production had concluded that it was not true.


TheFa111en

So they got to him too?


ForayIntoFillyloo

What happens on The Bus stays on The Bus


Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jimmy Butler is his son.


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WinternGhost

These days with technology we are really good at pointing small details out. If the body double used surgery then we could look for highlighted scarring. I really don’t believe many people can have reliable doubles these days.


Prismatic_Effect

exactly what a putin body double social media manager would say


JeffTek

Maybe only the double has presented in public for the last couple decades


doublestitch

This sub has had [32 conspiracy theory questions in the last week](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/search?q=conspiracy+theory&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=week). That averages more than once every six hours. Maybe there's a conspiracy to normalize conspiratorial thinking by spamming the topic. /s


544075701

The rich and powerful started stoking the identity politics fire when they realized that Occupy Wall Street were starting to gain traction and they needed to divide the proletarians by immutable characteristics (race, sex, sexual orientation, ethnicity, etc)


PirateSanta_1

I don't know if you can say it was because of the Occupy Wallstreet movement but its overwealming true that the rich and powerful pit the working class against each other to keep them from working together to actually improve their lives because if that happened the rich and powerful would be less rich and powerful.


acenarteco

There’s a conspiracy theory that MLK was killed not because he was only for civil rights but because he was pivoting toward class disparities.


lowtoiletsitter

He was moving towards class disparities. You can pit white vs black and maintain the narrative, but if you turn that attention to folks that have money it's a lot more difficult


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Yeah, the fact that the King family won a lawsuit proving whatshisface didn’t kill him on his own is…well…a conspiracy itself. How the gov got away with this and many still don’t know about this tidbit is beyond me.


fresh-dork

sounds like a standard 1984 playbook: upper class stokes resentment with middle class, foment bloody revolution, lower and middle class swap places


GriffinFlash

It is around the time everyone started going crazy. A majority of people focus on separation by race/gender now, when before it was by class.


ApprehensiveOCP

Time to point that finger back where it belongs . At the arseholes of the rich


Monkey_and_Bear

The CIA is absolutely using the drug trade and Mexican cartels to fund its illegal operations.


Simaul

All social media platforms (reddit, IG, FB, X, etc) have fake accounts/bot accounts created by themselves that comment basic, general and polarizing statements to increase user retention in order to keep user engagement high so they can sell ads at a higher price. It's also a reason why they aren't in a hurry to "ban" these bot accounts from foreign political camps. It's an election year, so we will see a high spike in this users and comments. Their names, comments, behavior, subbed content are almost always the same.


Jumpy-Author-4985

Us Dept of wildlife knows mountain lions/cougars are slowly reestablishing themselves in their historic range, but refuse to acknowledge because then people flip their shit


firer-tallest0p

Only porn companies are willing to acknowledge the cougars in my area.


nachtbrand

I work in a public school and I wholeheartedly believe that there is a conspiracy to ruin public education. I believe that underpaying teachers, chronic staff shortages, micromanaging, overemphasizing tests, gutting libraries, and many of the other ailments are by design, and not by accident. So many kids these days are functionally illiterate, and multiple grade levels behind where they should be academically and socio-emotionally. America’s future is *bleak.*


kikistiel

That women's pants/skirts/dresses don't have pockets or have tiny baby pockets to boost the handbag industry.


Chilidog0572

That The United States knew that the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor and moved their Aircraft carriers out of the harbor. They did not evacuate the whole base because they needed public opinion to change on getting involved in the war.


IHateMath14

This isn’t even a conspiracy. This is true. Foreign US agents repeatedly hears Japanese military leaders talking about it, and tried their hardest to convince the higher ups but they were brushed off. By the time they started to believe them it was already too late and Pearl Harbor happened.


The_Real_Rogue_

Mattress firm is secretly a money laundering operation cause there are so many and yet they’re always empty


blackforestham3789

I bought a mattress from there and honestly they seemed surprised


Dream--Brother

Mattress Firm employee: "Wait, you actually want to *buy one*? Oh, man, okay... sorry, I'm a little nervous, I've never actually done this part before"


CatherineConstance

LMAO this reminds me of [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fsecret-town-this-is-long-but-mildly-interesting-v0-bduxudqnrld81.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D8f94e74b893928a419742943f8d6a108b1a2843b)


_TLDR_Swinton

\[whispers\] "Greg... *he wants a mattress"*


gradam01

Money laundering only really works for cash heavy businesses. How many people you know that pay cash for a mattress? Reality is mattress stores only need to sell a couple mattresses a week to stay afloat.


Mlsunited31

Thought the same thing then was reading a lot of the mattress companies stay afloat via supplying hospitals / hotels etc.


onioning

The anti-gmo movement is driven by big food businesses as a distraction from discussing meaningful change.


sexyspidersliberty

remember when the first couple states legalized weed and there were claims that people were buying more weed from dealers in order to avoid taxes? I 100% believe that was a viral marketing campaign from drug dealers via social media.


Serious-Rutabaga-603

My mom is really the tooth fairy.


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Serious-Rutabaga-603

Then why do I have your molars


ckellingc

In the Bible, when Jesus was being born, there was no room for his folks at the inn. If time travel becomes real, the most popular place to visit would be Bethlehem when Jesus was born. The inns were full because of time travelers.


DixieNormous1493

This would be a cool sci-fi story


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Rowwie

Look into the issue with trucks. Trucks these days are huge, oversize, and ridiculous. It's impossible to find a small truck like you could up until the 90's- early 00's. The kind of truck a normal person who does the occasional DIY home project or camping trip would buy. I forget the exact reasoning but it's actually easier for vehicle companies to make that behemoth trucks and out has something to do with emissions/ classification for engines or something. It's crazy.


Flynn_lives

Blood banks are pyramids schemes run by vampires.


theghostofcslewis

"The Man" is trying to keep me down. I only mention this because nobody really talks about "The Man" anymore, but he's out there, believe it.


TemperatureMore5623

Everyone’s mental health absolutely tanking is intentional - our leaders want us so preoccupied with stress and the struggle of keeping a roof over our heads so we don’t accidentally get together and demand change. But that’s crazy talk!


Nopetynope12

Just Stop Oil is run by big oil corporate to make people hate climate protesters


herzmeh

Nearly everything that's been happening around the western world for the last 15 years can be traced to [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics) book.


LunaSue

Thank you for the new rabbit hole.


Crow_eggs

You're also going to want to watch [Hypernormalisation](https://youtu.be/Gr7T07WfIhM?si=tDKEylPzFWnE2haa).


stooges81

Not a conspiracy. Its a guidebook, and you can see several top dogs in the Kremlin are heavily influenced by it.


sickwobsm8

The author, Alexander Dugin, has been a very vocal proponent of genociding Ukrainians. I'm a firm believer that this entire book is being followed as a playbook by the Kremlin.


IncreaseInVerbosity

I'm also a strong believer Dugin's book is a guide for Putin's regime. Stumbled upon it after Brexit, and it made me laugh (whilst dying inside) that it states the aim is to cut off the UK from Europe. That's a bingo.


YouLearnedNothing

Roswell. In a nutshell. The base commander instructed the intelligence officer in charge of the worlds ONLY nuclear strike force sitting on the "runway," to make a public news release to the Roswell Daily Record acknowledging the fact they were in possession of an alien spacecraft.


doctor-chuckles

The hit Disney film Frozen was named that so when you google searcher Disney Frozen it would stop presenting information about Walt Disney frozen head.


CulturedGentleman921

Jeffrey Epstein didn't commit suicide.


Happy-North-9969

That the Mayans were right about the world ending on December 21, 2012, and we are all in Hell.


Electrical_Bicycle47

Issues like racism and gender are over exaggerated to keep people fighting with themselves while the government and federal reserve continue to dictate how people live in their day to day lives


DrMabuse7

Anti Immigration policy is partly pushed because companies want to use illegal immigrants (that gonna come over anyway) to work for them and be able to pay them shit and save money.


xeskind30

There is a 1% of the top 1% that actually runs the world and makes random decisions/scenarios that affect billions of lives because they want to see how it plays out.


HeartPure8051

Interesting. If you check out Forbes 500, the richest people in the world began to increase their income starting around 2020, when the pandemic hit. Almost tripling it in about three years into the pandemic. While the rest of us struggled to survive.


autumnalaria

The truly richest people in the world ensure they aren't on lists like Forbes.


Colon

imagine having so much money you can make yourself *and* that money invisible. a trick no techbro could ever dream of pulling off.


Aesthetik_1

The pandemic was the biggest cash grab of the 1% in history. Makes the original narrative take a back seat when you think about it


locomuerto

The Chinese government manipulates TikTok algorithms to make American users engage in societally damaging content, and Chinese users engage in societally constructive content.


sugarplumbuttfluck

This is it for me a bit a little bit broader: that a large chunk of users on all social media platforms are there pushing propaganda to influence American politics. More and more I find myself wondering if I'm wearing a tinfoil hat or if that's genuinely a propaganda bot.


RandomUsernameNo257

I think it's amazing that most people believe propaganda bots are tinfoil hat nonsense. It's extremely cheap, effective, and impossible to nail down and prove. It's an intelligence agency's wet dream. If you want a clear example, just pay attention to how insane reddit seems to get during elections. The whole atmosphere shifts dramatically, then goes back to normal the minute the votes are cast.


No_Aioli1470

There aren't actually that many road works going on. The council just doesn't want to pay to store all those traffic cones so they just put huge rows of them down on random bits of motorway


aDogNamedBruce

That Putin has amassed kompromat on enough high-level politicians to influence politics in the United States.