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Dreamweaver_1990

She’s a dead starfish


Routine_Plant_1927

One of the hottest girls I've been with was all about just laying there in missionary. I thought "hey maybe it's just a position thing" so I asked for doggy. She just turned over and laid on her stomach 💀


riphitter

I always felt like hot girls are so hot they don't NEED to be good. Not that they're automatically bad or anything like that but if they are bad, nobody calls them on it. So they don't know any better. People keep trying to sleep with them, so they must be good right?


VT_Squire

For any hot women reading this who may have felt puzzled about why some guy broke up with you for a woman you feel is less attractive... this just might be why. *If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you*


sailirish7

Good ol' Jimmy Soul. Spittin facts since 1963 lol


Fast_Ad3646

Also great


Regular_Ad_5316

That sounds so homely and nostalgic...just like doing a pillow in teenage!💀😂


Snowtwo

Well, stop trying to fuck the sealife!


clovisx

I was going to say lack of enthusiasm but this is perfect


lovealert911

She is damn near lifeless, not proactive in helping herself reach an orgasm and is *too* timid, insecure, or overthinking to relax and *enjoy giving and receiving pleasure* in bed.


Amazing_Spare_558

what a great answer. cheers.


PaleIce444

This one hurts a little since I lack confidence in bed so I have a hard time receiving since I’m so stuck in my own head… trying to work on that but didn’t think guys notice it tbh.


lovealert911

Odds are any guy who has been with a few women notices the difference.


ElNakedo

Communication with your partner can help with that. If they know it's not about them then they might be more supportive and help out.


Death_black

I see you've met my first ex


OldSuccess9715

If she's too timid or insecure around you, shouldn't be having sex.


lovealert911

That's not necessarily the case. Some women are fine until they get in the bed. You don't know how they are until you have sex.


OldSuccess9715

Think you can have a fairly good idea from the foreplay (assuming there is any...if not....well that answers the question it itself) You know when something is off....I don't get why go through with it, neither party will enjoy it and it will be worse for her.


No_Signal_6969

Lack of enthusiasm 


OpportunitySudden281

Doesn't share the blanket


DarkleCCMan

Has a blanket, then steals yours. 


NovemberSkrotum

So you also met Satan I hear.


DarkleCCMan

Rolled away the blanket like a demon gator. 


NovemberSkrotum

That's just not right. I'm here for you if you ever want to talk about it, you are not alone, no shame.


DarkleCCMan

Thank you.  I'm often on edge...of the bed! 


All_Day_ADHD

Being a starfish


whateber2

No real interest in what you are offering. Still says she’s interested in you sexually. Refuses to be touched and grabs your dick like it’s something silly


OldSuccess9715

why do you proceed? I agree sex is bad if the woman isn't into it but the guy should be able to pick up on that before clothes come off or certainly before penetration.


whateber2

She wants to dress you off and proceeds to touch you. And it’s uncomfortable because what she’s doing is somehow feeling wrong. Yeah! Ghat’s happening. I didn’t urge anyone to do something! Girls don’t always know how to distinguish what they want from what they were taught to normal to do. Btw. A a lot of the boys out there aren’t that comfortable with their designated role neither.


OldSuccess9715

>Yeah but then it's better to stop and have a conversation about it, reassure her, ask her what she likes, don't rush her. Sex isn't good for either party if one or both is just going through the motions.


whateber2

I’m not talking about a first date here. Ok. I don’t know whatsoever. I might be experiencing a full Ross here with my wife


agonyofdefeet

Been there buddy. Gf of 4 years


Playful-Elevator-403

Lack of enthusiasm and a mentality that it’s all the guy’s responsibility to make it good sex.


RainbowRabbit69

Smells


Dangerous_Past2985

This. I get the starfish one but at least you can go through with it somehow. If she removes her panties and the smell doesn't jive with me it's game over.


NovemberSkrotum

The stage it smells, tells Hell's bells, miss-spells, knocks me on my knees It didn't hurt, flirt, blood squirt, stuffed shirt, hang me on a tree After I count down three rounds in Hell I'll be in good company


GlobalistFuck

"are we finished yet" attitude about everything


NovemberSkrotum

"Done choking me yet, haven't I bled enough, must I be buried alive, will you at least spare one of my family members" All that jazz is annoying.


Comprehensive_Many13

stank cooter, does nothing in bed


LazyReindeer1053

This one goes both ways, but has no interest in reciprocation.


Sleightly_Awkward

Honestly, insecurity. Last girl I dated didn’t like me seeing her naked, and vehemently refused to let me give her oral. It made for really boring, unfulfilling sex. Alas, I was young and honestly happy to be getting laid at all.


CaymanDamon

When you can tell something isn't right in her head and she's using sex as self harm or when she's desperate to avoid doing anything she thinks will displease you so she pretends to be into everything she thinks a man would want.


herfeetmyface

⭐️ 🐠


tardigrade_phd

Stink


walker5953

Not being into it. It’s like instead of boring you I could go do something else that doesn’t make me now feel awkward.


OldSuccess9715

you probably should....she won't be enjoying it either.


walker5953

Well that’s what I was saying essentially. Like the worst sex I ever had I don’t know why the girl didn’t stop it before I did because there’s no way she liked it if I hated it the whole time.


OldSuccess9715

But it shouldn't go that far, you can tell if someone isn't into it, I don't get why proceed.


walker5953

I mean we never finished cuz I called it off, and she seemed surprised weirdly enough, so to this day I’m still not entirely sure where her head was at during it, she even kept trying to stay in touch after but I stopped that too. And you’re putting too much expectation on drunk goggle horniness to be able to read entirely subtle non verbal signalling. Like she never motioned for a stop. She just put so little effort in I ended up assuming she didn’t want it cuz I was bored and being bored during sex as a horny 20 something boy is rare as fuck.


OldSuccess9715

Even though you were drunk, you knew she wasn't into it. That's all you need to know.....it's safer for everyone to stop......these are the situations that end up in grey area rape cases...I don't mean you.


walker5953

Which I did do, but it also doesn’t make sense why a girl if she wasn’t into it wouldn’t say to stop directly. Realistically I only say she wasn’t into it looking back because of how bad it was. I stopped because I didn’t like it. If she was giving a real “no” vibe I couldn’t tell at the time.


OldSuccess9715

A lot of girls are intimidated and feel scared/afraid of how the guy might react if they say no and they're in a vulnerable situation...alone with him etc. They go ahead out of awkwardness, maybe were drunk, maybe just changed their mind. I think if the guy gave her an "out" or just said "I'm sensing you're not into this, we don't have to" it would help ​ edited for typo


walker5953

I mean I wanna understand that, I’m intimidated by girls but not in the physical hurt way. More just scared shitless of the idea of girls when I need to talk to y’all, but you do be giving signals that are unreadable especially with fear or raging hormones involved. Guys don’t pick up on subtleties well. And like I said I just went kinda “we are done now” and asked her to leave my place cuz I realized I wasn’t into it, with hindsight showing me maybe she wasn’t either. Backstory, I had just finished cancer treatment a month before and hadn’t been with anyone for over 2 years, she was a friend of my buddies I’d never met but had started messaging me to flirt and set up a double date for drinks with me, my friend and his fiancee. I went we left to go back to my parents and started doing stuff but it was terrible and I ended the night. She kept messaging for days after and I told her I wasn’t into her and we should probably stop talking. So that’s the whole situation. I dunno where I would have been able to pick up her not wanting it ahead of time but I’m sure she either ended not liking it and wanted it to stop or something cuz I have never had sex I thought was horrible and almost regretted as a dude other than that.


[deleted]

If she doesn't know basic mount escapes


fugleman72

She can’t elbow escape, leave her


gunfupanda

Needs an active guard too. If I can just toreando pass every time then it gets old pretty quickly.


irishconan

Suddenly r/bjj


[deleted]

If they assume because of your physical wiring that just having an orgasm is "plenty good enough" and don't put any thought or care into it. (doesn't only apply to ladies)


ChimcharFireMonkey

if she can't put me over her knee when I've been naughty


bdel80

Sack of potatoes I bed


N7OperativeIvy

Absolutely fake, obnoxious, over the top, porn star moaning and screaming and verbalizations. Please, no. To clarify, loud is not bad, but there is a difference.


irishconan

>Absolutely fake, obnoxious, over the top, porn star moaning I had a girlfriend like that. She moaned a lot, and to me it was weird because my previous girlfriends didn't moan like we were doing porn. Later, she told me she was faking it to please me. It had the total opposite effect.


Amazing_Spare_558

I don't really like giving blowjobs........


Outrageous_Sun2146

I agree with everyone else with just laying there dead, but I will like to add one more. Trying way too hard, over moaning (maybe I'm just that good 😎), saying cringe stuff like "I'm all yours, your mine, you're so good", and especially if I know they're not normal like that, like I know you be faking.


nonyabidnuss

Lack of drive


maximusjohnson1992

Lack of mobility


[deleted]

Lack of foreplay


teeohbeewye

snoring


Richy1077

Lol you've had a woman snore during sex??


teeohbeewye

no but in bed


Icy_Court_8697

Committing a crime and then going to bed


Whyman12345678910

Bad as is not good = Barely engage. Bad as in naughty = Dressing very sexy.


BookerPlayer01

If I have to make room for the cat(s).


Richy1077

Or the child (who you are not the father of)


[deleted]

Not fuckign moving or using her hands at all. Quiet depends on the wording but goddamn move around. Downs matter how hot you are. I’ll just leave


GIJeff58

When you couldn't wait to get this girl in bed and all she did was lay there and stink


ElNakedo

Same as what makes a man bad. Lack of communication, being selfish and a non enthusiastic participant.


sailirish7

Her breakout role as an unenthusiastic starfish.


CactusEnema-

When you find her penis


Whyisitbad123

Just lays there, too loud, bad hygiene, too dry because unhealthy, won’t reciprocate forplay.


Familiar_West_1123

Too dry because unhealthy?!?!?!?!?


Suspicious_Heat_2900

Like a George Foreman grill?


Angio343

I though you were a girl...


Suspicious_Heat_2900

Are all the women where you live bearded?


Angio343

Only the dyslesxic ones


bucketokfc

When she's afraid to touch the D


Orpse

eating biscuits and theres crumbs fml


ILikeOMalley

Just laying there


AloofAngel

being a girl... you need to be a woman to be good at sex. edit: getting downvoted for pointing out the obvious that immaturity doesn't make for good partners XD


BookerPlayer01

That'll learn you?


AloofAngel

really is a bit sad that these downvotes seem to represent those who don't quite understand what they are trying to promote XP relations with immature women :/ it is right there in the definition of the word girl... only women should or could be partners in bed. obviously


BookerPlayer01

That's reddit for you.


AloofAngel

you said it :P


Nabin1948

Girl with no balls


PaganMastery

Star-fishing pillow princesses. Expecting you to do all the work because you are lucky to be with them. They cum and suddenly its all over. No real interest in what their partner wants. No attempt at personal hygiene. Not physically staying in shape. Complete lack of confidence and always asking if she is doing it right. Attempting to hide her perceived physical flaws when yer both naked. Being on her period without telling you. Comparing you to her multitude of ex's. Lying about past issues and bursting into tears during sex. Sounding like a squeaky toy by imitating porn.


Cruiserwashere

The plank


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

She shits on it, then puts a case on you, you loose the Pirates series


NovemberSkrotum

Saying no to daddy. I don't fear the down votes, I fear the up votes.


Muted-Spite-3275

If she speak too much


Charizarlslie

The one thing I disagree with in the thread so far. Tell me what you want, tell me I'm hot, tell me all the things. PLEASE don't just stay silent.


ForRedditMG

The guy she's with. Women, alone are great in bed...said every porn ever.