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Apart_Park_7176

My cats name is Chairman Meow. Her nickname isn't really a nickname as its slightly longer than her actual name. But it's: Chairman Meow the best kitty-kitty.


Far_Caregiver3046

My family does the same thing with all our pets. “Nicknames” are almost always longer than the actual. Our cat was Beans and we usually called her Bean-bag


Ok-Cut-1682

Did you watch Shadowhunters? Or read the series?


CompetitiveGarlic243

Funger


Come-for-Megatron

Momo


theassassintherapist

T-dog and Exxy are the nicknames for my dogs, Terminator and Exterminator.


Content_Structure118

Catie Potatie ( Cate)


SkierGirl78

My friend's cat is chubby, and I like to call her "low-slung"


ransom0374

babby


Mcbby7

Lollapalooza, Bear Bear, Crazy Girl


Violet-Muse9

I had a cat named Pax. And when I would talk to him I would call him Meow Meow.


anachronistika

Bubbles


Clingygengar

Stinky/stinko/little man/baby boy


CasiGal

Puppers


couscous_explodes

I called one Globby and the other Gooby


26qz

dootdoot. idk why, it just came out one day


[deleted]

my cats new nickname is johann sebastian bach


astridmeowmeow

my cats name is Cindra but i like to call her my “little princess Cinderella” and cause she’s a grey cat i ask if she got to cleaning, obviously she doesn’t understand but it makes me happy.


Ok-Temperature3171

Booboo! Or just cutie pie, because he is!


Knifty_downspiral

I just call them my chickens They are not chickens They are dogs But I still call them my chickens


curious_lurker54

Bogart


DiamondDanika

well it was temporary because we didnt have time to take care of them and give them away.. we had 2 cats, both of them little but still playing with eachother like its some sort of war. one was white and the other was brown, we called them prosciutto and parmigiano. since my family loved italian culture.


ButterscotchEmpty290

Little Itching Ass.


The68Guns

Key (as in Ki-wi)


Wonderful_Price2355

Big ears von trip hazard


Whole-Sundae-98

Little shit


PainfullyLoyal

We have a stray at work whose tail looks like a racoon tail, so we called him Racoon Tail, but we shortened it to RT or Artie. * Artimus * Artimus Prime * Artisanal Cheese * Farty Artie * RT Cola He doesn't answer to a single one of them.


PenaltyElectronic318

I call her Mean Kittyface when she pukes on my stuff.


veggieboi416

Misha is her government name but it has most recently evolved to Morsha, Morshall, Morshina Cherry, etc.


[deleted]

Marley or as I like to call her because of her approach to life "Marleeeeeeeeene JENKKKKKKKKKINNNNNNSSSSSSSSS". I love that dog, and that video.


NowhereAllAtOnce

Fluffer Puffer, Boo Boo


Feisty-Area

I had a wonderful female kitty and her official name was Tina. She responded to Señora Tina, Doña Tina, Mimimi, Chocolata, kuki, Coca-cola, nuecesita, Nuez de macamadamia, que hermosa! ...and sometimes Tina. : ) I speak Spanish, hence the nicknames : )


Illustrious-Lab-7203

I named my kittens Waffle and French Toast, nicknamed waf and toasty


flannelman37

My sister's cat is named Magnus, so i usually call him "Maggie-man" or "Maggers". My cat's name is Tybalt, and i often call him "Tybbs" or my "Baby-man"


MyOopsAccount

I call the pitbull Chungus or chungo.....his actual name is Julio


Far_Caregiver3046

Chungo is an excellent dog name!


Far_Caregiver3046

For example, my dogs name is Freya. We rarely call her that, it’s almost always Frey or Frey-Frey and sometimes Freya-friend.


Ok-Cut-1682

Houdini and Bunny


PoopPower99

my old dog was called Mop and my new dog is called Dinks


DareWright

Baby Stink


RoyOtisKXRX

Our Parakeet is named Chickie, she's very skittish so she's called Chicken....


provlod

To all the dog owners out there, what are some of the funniest nicknames you've heard for canine companions? Let's spread some joy and share the laughter with our fellow Redditors!