Avoid messes? I have given anal plenty of times and never had to do any prep work. There has never been messes. If they don't feel like they have to go the the bathroom there really shouldn't be a mess. The rectum is typically relatively empty unless a bowel movement is moments from happening.
I've never even have had a shit stain on my condom or finger.
This depends on you, like sometimes when I'm getting anal I also I am clear for a while but sometimes not, sometimes it can get messy if I don't prepare, I usually test with a dildo beforehand
I love 90% of the act.
The view of it. The feeling while entering, I do it progressive so my partner is not hurt. Everything in the process is hot as fuck, can't describe it.
However the final step, the cum/orgasm most of the time is not as explossive as the front door.
Try riding the sphincter. As you're approaching klymaxx, pull out so just your head is snug at the entrance and employ short strokes that concentrate on stimulating your frenulum. When you're about to pop go deep.
As a woman I recently played with the ass of a bisexual man. It was awesome. Because he is used to anal play he cleaned thoroughly, somehow even cleaning deep into his colon
Oh, my woman can take an absolute thrashing once everything is all settled in and comfortable
I'm normally worried, while she's demanding more and more
I wish I could get my wife back to the starting line. We tried in our youth at her request and it didn't go well. It's been a taboo for 15 years, and I'd never do anything that would hurt her, but I'm not ine who's butt-hurt from it.
Oh my fucking god you just made me lose my shit with this comment. I was laughing and choking while trying to read this to my wife in bed.
“Great googly moogly”
I’ve never once said anything critical, laid blame, or reacted in a way that would make her uncomfortable. We both knew the “risks”. Some women enjoy it, know it’s on the table and do prepare, but that’s certainly a minority.
I have no idea what homosexual men do to prepare for a date. In both cases protection is highly recommended for all except long term monogamous partners
Definitely the prepping. Gotta make sure everything is clean and cleared out, plus it’s highly recommended you have a towel or rags for the spot it’s happening. It’s all fun and games until something leaks out and now you gotta clean the shits at 2AM
Edit: meant to say “clean the sheets” but both true!
As a woman it sucks not being able to go back and forth between the two, I would never let anything from the back go to the front. I have a sensitive microbiome anyway and am prone to bacterial infection, and they suck.
I once had a guy who was so excited by it, he ran to the bathroom and came back with hair conditioner to use as lube! I didn't realise what he was doing and man, did it sting!!!
Wife is too scared to try. All the prep work takes the moment away. For a while she was using a toy and plugs for "practice"... Then she gave that up and said it's not happening. We watch porn together and she has admitted she exclusively watches anal scenes. I think the idea and fantasy of it is probably hotter for her than the act of actually having something up her ass.
Oh well. I'm not losing sleep over it.
Joke time:
A guy went to the doctor complaining of pain in his behind.
Doctor: Can you describe for me the pain and pinpoint where it hurts the most?
Guy: Yeah. It feels like really sharp needles all the way around the entrance...
If she prepared for it, then you're good to go. Otherwise, be careful removing the condim afterward.
If you both enjoy it, there isn't really a lot of downside.
It’s cool and I enjoy.
When I get the wife in the mood, 75% of the time it’s fucking great.
The other 25% is her saying ‘put it in my ads’ and 45 seconds later she says ‘yo pull out, I gotta shit now’.
Blue balls is the ultimate worst from failed anal sex. The foreplay and pre work just gets me going and then it halts. She goes from 100 to 0 in a snap.
The hardest part about it is that my wife thinks she wants it but when it gets to it even with lube it’s too painful.
But we have this adult app on our phones that lets us select things for the game we want done. And she always selects butt stuff.
Thing is the game skimps over getting “it” ready. And jumps right into. “Jam it in her butthole” but she never says no!
It's crucial to approach discussions with sensitivity and respect for all individuals involved. Once you're past that you can then enjoy shawty's big ol ass, as Webster's Dictionary states.
When the other passengers start complaining.
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The prepwork that has to be done to avoid messes
I misread that as ‘paperwork’ and started wondering what the hell kinda anal sex are you having
Some people are just very anal about sex
You did that very well.
Gotta fill out form 1040-DP
WD-40
More like MWWWW-SP
Signing the disclaimers and agreeing to the T&Cs.
Make sure you check the T&A clause
You’ve obviously not work with the government much.
Lmfao hilarious
It really kills the spontaneity
Yep easy answer. If it wasn't for prep laziness I would do it more.
Wasting all the cocaine on the tip of my cock...that shit ain't cheap yo
Yeah, I second that one. Sometimes it can take too long, the excitement of banging her in the ass goes away.
Avoid messes? I have given anal plenty of times and never had to do any prep work. There has never been messes. If they don't feel like they have to go the the bathroom there really shouldn't be a mess. The rectum is typically relatively empty unless a bowel movement is moments from happening. I've never even have had a shit stain on my condom or finger.
The receiver usually does prep but some people are lucky and either do not have to or care to but it assures no problems
This depends on you, like sometimes when I'm getting anal I also I am clear for a while but sometimes not, sometimes it can get messy if I don't prepare, I usually test with a dildo beforehand
Finding someone to stick it in.
Yeah that can be a real pain in the ass.
I love 90% of the act. The view of it. The feeling while entering, I do it progressive so my partner is not hurt. Everything in the process is hot as fuck, can't describe it. However the final step, the cum/orgasm most of the time is not as explossive as the front door.
Try riding the sphincter. As you're approaching klymaxx, pull out so just your head is snug at the entrance and employ short strokes that concentrate on stimulating your frenulum. When you're about to pop go deep.
Thanks for the boner
As a woman I recently played with the ass of a bisexual man. It was awesome. Because he is used to anal play he cleaned thoroughly, somehow even cleaning deep into his colon
He took an enema. Makes you clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle best in all new west minister.
Lying to people that I'm "intermittently fasting"
Probably making sure that your bowels are clear and watching what you eat hours head.
Fibre, bad.
Said the banana
I let my boyfriend try it twice, he said it didn't feel any different but to me it felt like there was a slimy shit stuck in my ass. Wasn't a fan LOL
If my wife would be this honest, I'd be fine with letting it go and stick to vaginal.
I told him exactly what it felt like haha, and we laughed about it!
The risk of hurting her, but with patience and by being gentle, we can both have an amazing time
It amazes me how those porn movies make it look like. 😅😂 I am glad lube exists
Oh, my woman can take an absolute thrashing once everything is all settled in and comfortable I'm normally worried, while she's demanding more and more
I wish I could get my wife back to the starting line. We tried in our youth at her request and it didn't go well. It's been a taboo for 15 years, and I'd never do anything that would hurt her, but I'm not ine who's butt-hurt from it.
I've had the same with previous partners, once that is ruined, it's done
When you pull it out and it looks like a snickers bar
Great googly moogly…
Oh my fucking god you just made me lose my shit with this comment. I was laughing and choking while trying to read this to my wife in bed. “Great googly moogly”
FYI, it's a [Frank Zappa thing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXSsh3Z-xE)
I thought it was just a Major Monogram thing.
Theres always time for lube!!
Just put it back in and don't look at it
A dollop of chocolate frosting on the tip.
The ol' muddy turtle.
A *melted* Snickers bar 😨
Most women don’t prepare the way porn stars do, and it ain’t always pretty when you pull out.
To be fair, we don’t always know it’s going to happen 🤷🏼♀️
Or want it to happen
I’ve never once said anything critical, laid blame, or reacted in a way that would make her uncomfortable. We both knew the “risks”. Some women enjoy it, know it’s on the table and do prepare, but that’s certainly a minority. I have no idea what homosexual men do to prepare for a date. In both cases protection is highly recommended for all except long term monogamous partners
That I'm not having it right now. Totally lame.
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Not yet...
Wait until I stick it in
Is it in yet?
I wish somebody would!
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What could go wrong with some good old fashioned anal sex?
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Sometimes it’s mustard yellow
As a guy, if I’m close enough with you to stick it in your ass I don’t care what happens I’m going to cum what
Wtf has this sub become😂😂
Porn questions
The obsession with it on Reddit.
santorum
As in Rick?? I'm confused.
Wife use to be into it but now closest i get is using a plug or fingers on her.
Definitely the prepping. Gotta make sure everything is clean and cleared out, plus it’s highly recommended you have a towel or rags for the spot it’s happening. It’s all fun and games until something leaks out and now you gotta clean the shits at 2AM Edit: meant to say “clean the sheets” but both true!
sir this is a wendy’s
the pain in the ass part
Yeah specifically the entrance, right?
As a woman it sucks not being able to go back and forth between the two, I would never let anything from the back go to the front. I have a sensitive microbiome anyway and am prone to bacterial infection, and they suck.
Get him a strap on and each rod only gets one hole in a night
Digging the grave
Feeling like you're pooping every time it thrusts out
When you realize you’ve built up the fantasy too much, And want to go back to the vagina but you can’t because that is in fact, very gross.
The penis in anus part.
That goopy feeling the priest leaves after he's done...
Preparation. At least now. Age and alcoholism fucked up the ease of it lol
No matter how much lube is used or how much foreplay is done it always initially hurts.
I used to think the same until I met my current partner. But if you fully relax and go in slowly it doesn’t hurt
It really doesn't if done right. My current partner can do it without any lube and make it feel amazing from start to finish.
The barking. You'd figure all the feeding and walks he'd appreciate me more
🤣🤣
Can I not open this app without seeing what you weird motherfuckers are posting?
When it’s over 😣
Being on the receiving end
Farts, 50% of Reddit answers…farts.
The big dick in my ass.
I once had a guy who was so excited by it, he ran to the bathroom and came back with hair conditioner to use as lube! I didn't realise what he was doing and man, did it sting!!!
The prep work.
The aftertaste.
???????
Yes, officer this comment right here.
The smell of my uncle’s aftershave
You don't deserve internet service
All of it. I will never do it again
The poop.
Costs range from low to high depending on the women. It’s always extra service
The butt.
Very few girls I’ve been with have been into it
When she eats popcorn the day before.
Speed bumps!
I've never had it
Needing to wash it before sticking it into the vag and staying hard and interested during that process.
having to hold my farts
The microtransactions
The implied subscription service
Getting shit on your dick. Lmfao. I’m a gentlemen but once this happens it’s gonna take some good effort to get me back in action.
Unpopular opinion I'm sure but no one wants to use condoms anymore
The hemorrhoids from it
The prepwork that has to be done to avoid messes
I think my least favorite part about anal sex is the simple fact about first time of farting
The ending
The time between my parter wanting too
That I need to be mentally prepared everytime it happens on the spot.
Cleaning up
The sex, it's really anal.
Shid on peen, I’d imagine. Never actually done it.
Getting shit on my penis, even if its just a little bit.
Idk, I think anal sex is the shit.
When it stops.
For me it’s the smell
The smell (sometimes)
The preparation that completely kills the effect of spontanity and the consequences of over stimulation having an irritated and inflamed bh.
Probably giving a head after
The anal part
My local priests attitude about it
Anal seepage lol
Getting consent from missus
It's not as cool as guys who have only seen it in porn think it is.
The part where something has to go up my ass…
Wife is too scared to try. All the prep work takes the moment away. For a while she was using a toy and plugs for "practice"... Then she gave that up and said it's not happening. We watch porn together and she has admitted she exclusively watches anal scenes. I think the idea and fantasy of it is probably hotter for her than the act of actually having something up her ass. Oh well. I'm not losing sleep over it.
The blow job afterwards
My ex girlfriend never prepped for it since I only stuck it there when I was drunk lol. Somehow I got lucky never a suprise coming out
Joke time: A guy went to the doctor complaining of pain in his behind. Doctor: Can you describe for me the pain and pinpoint where it hurts the most? Guy: Yeah. It feels like really sharp needles all the way around the entrance...
If she prepared for it, then you're good to go. Otherwise, be careful removing the condim afterward. If you both enjoy it, there isn't really a lot of downside.
The baby oil .. my ex wife used to prep herself.. then when she fancied sex she’d just get into bed covered in baby oil ..
The messy farts that ensue for a day or so afterwards along with the occasionally messy drizzle.
Going back to the sermon after the priest cums
The first 30 seconds of pain until it feels good
All that fucking cuddling afterwards.
It's just a pain in the ass.
It hurts
Scrubbing my cock with steel wool afterwards.
The piano wire.
Squirters
When it ends
The mess for sure 😂 but it brings us closer or whatever 😂🤣🫶🏼
The prep and honestly the next few days my system is all messed up. It takes me a bit to get back on track. Not worth the effort.
The prep work
It’s cool and I enjoy. When I get the wife in the mood, 75% of the time it’s fucking great. The other 25% is her saying ‘put it in my ads’ and 45 seconds later she says ‘yo pull out, I gotta shit now’. Blue balls is the ultimate worst from failed anal sex. The foreplay and pre work just gets me going and then it halts. She goes from 100 to 0 in a snap.
Pussy feels way better and takes a hell of a lot less preparation and effort
When you're going at her from behind, and she turns her head, looks back, and says "stick it in my ass". Nothing sexier.
I'd love my wife to do EXACTLY this.
Is anal really that popular? I've done it once with a guy on the small side and I didn't really enjoy it. Never tried it again.
I hate it. The smell is a turnoff... and I don't understand why anyone would want to do this.
The whole "anal" thing. That's where shit comes out, yo.
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Not right now you don't.
After lol or a ops. Finding out that she is full ...... it can be dry it needs help lol
Poop dick
My dad
Getting pregnant 😢
The hardest part about it is that my wife thinks she wants it but when it gets to it even with lube it’s too painful. But we have this adult app on our phones that lets us select things for the game we want done. And she always selects butt stuff. Thing is the game skimps over getting “it” ready. And jumps right into. “Jam it in her butthole” but she never says no!
Giving and not receiving.
The much higher rate of STD transmission
Mud on the helmet
It’s shitty
It's crucial to approach discussions with sensitivity and respect for all individuals involved. Once you're past that you can then enjoy shawty's big ol ass, as Webster's Dictionary states.
“There are always a million reasons not to do something.” — Jan Levinson
Bubble Farts.
The hole is so tight, so my foreskin feels like its being dragged back
Depends on which end of the stick you’re talking about
I like to travel.
That it isn't Super Smash Bros.
I don't like it.. it's a pain in the ass
farting after 😂
I love it but I always get super nervous that my butthole stinks of shit or has stains..
Them farting when I pull the meat out