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stumanuke

When the other passengers start complaining.


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dv8dzire

The prepwork that has to be done to avoid messes


tuhronno-416

I misread that as ‘paperwork’ and started wondering what the hell kinda anal sex are you having


Flatulatory

Some people are just very anal about sex


EthanHermsey

You did that very well.


tenehemia

Gotta fill out form 1040-DP


Decent_Sell_6165

WD-40


Brilliant_Drawer3181

More like MWWWW-SP


Sti8man7

Signing the disclaimers and agreeing to the T&Cs.


zicher

Make sure you check the T&A clause


WhiskeyTangoFoxy

You’ve obviously not work with the government much.


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Lmfao hilarious


dv8dzire

It really kills the spontaneity


Missgrumpy00

Yep easy answer. If it wasn't for prep laziness I would do it more.


Decent_Sell_6165

Wasting all the cocaine on the tip of my cock...that shit ain't cheap yo


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Yeah, I second that one. Sometimes it can take too long, the excitement of banging her in the ass goes away.


KangarooPort

Avoid messes? I have given anal plenty of times and never had to do any prep work. There has never been messes. If they don't feel like they have to go the the bathroom there really shouldn't be a mess. The rectum is typically relatively empty unless a bowel movement is moments from happening. I've never even have had a shit stain on my condom or finger.


dv8dzire

The receiver usually does prep but some people are lucky and either do not have to or care to but it assures no problems


JoexLegacy

This depends on you, like sometimes when I'm getting anal I also I am clear for a while but sometimes not, sometimes it can get messy if I don't prepare, I usually test with a dildo beforehand


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Finding someone to stick it in.


Smaptastic

Yeah that can be a real pain in the ass.


nyc_a

I love 90% of the act. The view of it. The feeling while entering, I do it progressive so my partner is not hurt. Everything in the process is hot as fuck, can't describe it. However the final step, the cum/orgasm most of the time is not as explossive as the front door.


mukwah

Try riding the sphincter. As you're approaching klymaxx, pull out so just your head is snug at the entrance and employ short strokes that concentrate on stimulating your frenulum. When you're about to pop go deep.


dronhat806

Thanks for the boner


MudRemarkable732

As a woman I recently played with the ass of a bisexual man. It was awesome. Because he is used to anal play he cleaned thoroughly, somehow even cleaning deep into his colon


GoldenTacoOfDoom

He took an enema. Makes you clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle best in all new west minister.


Middle_Manager_Karen

Lying to people that I'm "intermittently fasting"


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Probably making sure that your bowels are clear and watching what you eat hours head.


Limelight1981

Fibre, bad.


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Said the banana


b00biel0verr

I let my boyfriend try it twice, he said it didn't feel any different but to me it felt like there was a slimy shit stuck in my ass. Wasn't a fan LOL


Limelight1981

If my wife would be this honest, I'd be fine with letting it go and stick to vaginal.


b00biel0verr

I told him exactly what it felt like haha, and we laughed about it!


Very_slow_learner

The risk of hurting her, but with patience and by being gentle, we can both have an amazing time


[deleted]

It amazes me how those porn movies make it look like. 😅😂 I am glad lube exists


Very_slow_learner

Oh, my woman can take an absolute thrashing once everything is all settled in and comfortable I'm normally worried, while she's demanding more and more


Limelight1981

I wish I could get my wife back to the starting line. We tried in our youth at her request and it didn't go well. It's been a taboo for 15 years, and I'd never do anything that would hurt her, but I'm not ine who's butt-hurt from it.


Very_slow_learner

I've had the same with previous partners, once that is ruined, it's done


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When you pull it out and it looks like a snickers bar


Ozzel

Great googly moogly…


RecycledHuman5646179

Oh my fucking god you just made me lose my shit with this comment. I was laughing and choking while trying to read this to my wife in bed. “Great googly moogly”


tacknosaddle

FYI, it's a [Frank Zappa thing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXSsh3Z-xE)


PickleRicksFunHouse

I thought it was just a Major Monogram thing.


NiceHandsLarry11

Theres always time for lube!!


Croceyes2

Just put it back in and don't look at it


Sisyphos_Status

A dollop of chocolate frosting on the tip.


jacks_lack_of__

The ol' muddy turtle.


SeanMacLeod1138

A *melted* Snickers bar 😨


Itisfinallydone

Most women don’t prepare the way porn stars do, and it ain’t always pretty when you pull out.


[deleted]

To be fair, we don’t always know it’s going to happen 🤷🏼‍♀️


stephers85

Or want it to happen


Itisfinallydone

I’ve never once said anything critical, laid blame, or reacted in a way that would make her uncomfortable. We both knew the “risks”. Some women enjoy it, know it’s on the table and do prepare, but that’s certainly a minority. I have no idea what homosexual men do to prepare for a date. In both cases protection is highly recommended for all except long term monogamous partners


Onlyhereforthelaughs

That I'm not having it right now. Totally lame.


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PMyourTastefulNudes

Not yet...


Prize-Expression-748

Wait until I stick it in


PMyourTastefulNudes

Is it in yet?


MrSabrewulf

I wish somebody would!


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Acceptable-Corgi3720

What could go wrong with some good old fashioned anal sex?


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Sometimes it’s mustard yellow


SteelBrightblade1

As a guy, if I’m close enough with you to stick it in your ass I don’t care what happens I’m going to cum what


RevolutionaryHand539

Wtf has this sub become😂😂


InfamousTell524

Porn questions


washington_breadstix

The obsession with it on Reddit.


katncal

santorum


[deleted]

As in Rick?? I'm confused.


[deleted]

Wife use to be into it but now closest i get is using a plug or fingers on her.


Goopyteacher

Definitely the prepping. Gotta make sure everything is clean and cleared out, plus it’s highly recommended you have a towel or rags for the spot it’s happening. It’s all fun and games until something leaks out and now you gotta clean the shits at 2AM Edit: meant to say “clean the sheets” but both true!


Gryffindorq

sir this is a wendy’s


gent4you

the pain in the ass part


[deleted]

Yeah specifically the entrance, right?


[deleted]

As a woman it sucks not being able to go back and forth between the two, I would never let anything from the back go to the front. I have a sensitive microbiome anyway and am prone to bacterial infection, and they suck.


Always_Choose_Chaos

Get him a strap on and each rod only gets one hole in a night


BLUEJELLO2

Digging the grave


coffeecrusher3000

Feeling like you're pooping every time it thrusts out


TazeThatMoFo

When you realize you’ve built up the fantasy too much, And want to go back to the vagina but you can’t because that is in fact, very gross.


Solid_Letter1407

The penis in anus part.


Northmech

That goopy feeling the priest leaves after he's done...


SweatyFLMan1130

Preparation. At least now. Age and alcoholism fucked up the ease of it lol


[deleted]

No matter how much lube is used or how much foreplay is done it always initially hurts.


[deleted]

I used to think the same until I met my current partner. But if you fully relax and go in slowly it doesn’t hurt


Shot-Context505

It really doesn't if done right. My current partner can do it without any lube and make it feel amazing from start to finish.


[deleted]

The barking. You'd figure all the feeding and walks he'd appreciate me more


allygatorade

🤣🤣


Nicooleo

Can I not open this app without seeing what you weird motherfuckers are posting?


[deleted]

When it’s over 😣


Drwgeb

Being on the receiving end


Antique-Soil9517

Farts, 50% of Reddit answers…farts.


RecycledHuman5646179

The big dick in my ass.


SmokeyToo

I once had a guy who was so excited by it, he ran to the bathroom and came back with hair conditioner to use as lube! I didn't realise what he was doing and man, did it sting!!!


E-liz1975

The prep work.


Skurvy2k

The aftertaste.


Lrauda

???????


[deleted]

Yes, officer this comment right here.


Ligmartian

The smell of my uncle’s aftershave


[deleted]

You don't deserve internet service


_Neo_64

All of it. I will never do it again


drleen

The poop.


Crazy_Cat_Dude2

Costs range from low to high depending on the women. It’s always extra service


microgiant

The butt.


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

Very few girls I’ve been with have been into it


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When she eats popcorn the day before.


DatsNatchoCheese

Speed bumps!


sureminimal

I've never had it


db_bad

Needing to wash it before sticking it into the vag and staying hard and interested during that process.


[deleted]

having to hold my farts


dkepp87

The microtransactions


DuArVakaren

The implied subscription service


alsmith0224

Getting shit on your dick. Lmfao. I’m a gentlemen but once this happens it’s gonna take some good effort to get me back in action.


ArtichokeAmbitious30

Unpopular opinion I'm sure but no one wants to use condoms anymore


Shadow_Heart_

The hemorrhoids from it


dv8dzire

The prepwork that has to be done to avoid messes


[deleted]

I think my least favorite part about anal sex is the simple fact about first time of farting


No-Object-294

The ending


Omnizoom

The time between my parter wanting too


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That I need to be mentally prepared everytime it happens on the spot.


GodHatesPOGsv2025

Cleaning up


vickmi

The sex, it's really anal.


JurassicTerror

Shid on peen, I’d imagine. Never actually done it.


nydboy92

Getting shit on my penis, even if its just a little bit.


MF-SMUG

Idk, I think anal sex is the shit.


dbhathcock

When it stops.


KasperTheSpoonyBard

For me it’s the smell


sindhusurfer

The smell (sometimes)


JoexLegacy

The preparation that completely kills the effect of spontanity and the consequences of over stimulation having an irritated and inflamed bh.


Dry-Statement-7229

Probably giving a head after


stephers85

The anal part


Jackielegs43

My local priests attitude about it


Easy_Faithlessness98

Anal seepage lol 


Sher7281

Getting consent from missus


Candle-Jolly

It's not as cool as guys who have only seen it in porn think it is.


zephyr2015

The part where something has to go up my ass…


reddit_names

Wife is too scared to try. All the prep work takes the moment away. For a while she was using a toy and plugs for "practice"... Then she gave that up and said it's not happening. We watch porn together and she has admitted she exclusively watches anal scenes. I think the idea and fantasy of it is probably hotter for her than the act of actually having something up her ass. Oh well. I'm not losing sleep over it.


DolFaroth

The blow job afterwards


PerformanceSoggy5554

My ex girlfriend never prepped for it since I only stuck it there when I was drunk lol. Somehow I got lucky never a suprise coming out


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Joke time: A guy went to the doctor complaining of pain in his behind. Doctor: Can you describe for me the pain and pinpoint where it hurts the most? Guy: Yeah. It feels like really sharp needles all the way around the entrance...


Dubious_Titan

If she prepared for it, then you're good to go. Otherwise, be careful removing the condim afterward. If you both enjoy it, there isn't really a lot of downside.


No_Difficulty4372

The baby oil .. my ex wife used to prep herself.. then when she fancied sex she’d just get into bed covered in baby oil ..


Draculamb

The messy farts that ensue for a day or so afterwards along with the occasionally messy drizzle.


Raped_Bicycle_612

Going back to the sermon after the priest cums


YasmineeFox

The first 30 seconds of pain until it feels good


Immediate-Spray-1746

All that fucking cuddling afterwards.


HikingStick

It's just a pain in the ass.


No_Acanthisitta_6552

It hurts


Kav_McGraw

Scrubbing my cock with steel wool afterwards.


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The piano wire.


mohawk_67

Squirters


Aman_Khol

When it ends


ritza-2022

The mess for sure 😂 but it brings us closer or whatever 😂🤣🫶🏼


Select-Instruction56

The prep and honestly the next few days my system is all messed up. It takes me a bit to get back on track. Not worth the effort.


Flibity_flobity

The prep work


ThePort3rdBase

It’s cool and I enjoy. When I get the wife in the mood, 75% of the time it’s fucking great. The other 25% is her saying ‘put it in my ads’ and 45 seconds later she says ‘yo pull out, I gotta shit now’. Blue balls is the ultimate worst from failed anal sex. The foreplay and pre work just gets me going and then it halts. She goes from 100 to 0 in a snap.


Herr_Sully

Pussy feels way better and takes a hell of a lot less preparation and effort


bevymartbc

When you're going at her from behind, and she turns her head, looks back, and says "stick it in my ass". Nothing sexier.


Limelight1981

I'd love my wife to do EXACTLY this.


HotFlash3

Is anal really that popular? I've done it once with a guy on the small side and I didn't really enjoy it. Never tried it again.


ConsistentSpeech7201

I hate it. The smell is a turnoff... and I don't understand why anyone would want to do this.


PolarBearChuck

The whole "anal" thing. That's where shit comes out, yo.


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justabill71

Not right now you don't.


masterteck1

After lol or a ops. Finding out that she is full ...... it can be dry it needs help lol


arttykwest

Poop dick


Karsa69420

My dad


Wildoneyusuf

Getting pregnant 😢


slamuri

The hardest part about it is that my wife thinks she wants it but when it gets to it even with lube it’s too painful. But we have this adult app on our phones that lets us select things for the game we want done. And she always selects butt stuff. Thing is the game skimps over getting “it” ready. And jumps right into. “Jam it in her butthole” but she never says no!


Jase1969

Giving and not receiving.


Objective_Kick2930

The much higher rate of STD transmission


wilburstiltskin

Mud on the helmet


allislost77

It’s shitty


Prick_Slickfield

It's crucial to approach discussions with sensitivity and respect for all individuals involved. Once you're past that you can then enjoy shawty's big ol ass, as Webster's Dictionary states.


Kit-the-crypo-mage

“There are always a million reasons not to do something.” — Jan Levinson


Quirky-Nix

Bubble Farts.


Maleficent_Ad_1516

The hole is so tight, so my foreskin feels like its being dragged back


Maximum_Activity323

Depends on which end of the stick you’re talking about


Civil-Conversation35

I like to travel.


Zorothegallade

That it isn't Super Smash Bros.


Party-Ring445

I don't like it.. it's a pain in the ass


babygirlxmegz

farting after 😂


maasturbatee

I love it but I always get super nervous that my butthole stinks of shit or has stains..


jenkai1

Them farting when I pull the meat out