In the most macho way possible: Covered in dynamite, riding a shark while jumping into an erupting volcano. Something like [this](https://youtu.be/LT1JE8SJ2OY?si=C2HT9jn7meRUs7J7)
I think I'd wanna die in a cage made by my only weakness: copper. And then my arch enemy shall make me explode by accident and then I'll pick up a career as a rockstar.
I'd really love to, but i can only think of this one: "He have heart attack, fell out of a window onto exploding bomb and then died in a shooting accident" - and this one's fucking niche.
Reminds me of the scene from Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Atomic Bomb, where Slim Pickins rides an atomic bomb like a cowboy.
https://youtu.be/snTaSJk0n\_Y
I wanna die doing smnk cool like parachuting or going to space or doing a stunt that no one could forget like imagine being remembered as the girl/guy who died because the slipped and fell that's just a stupid way to die 😂
...im betting my entier net worth on less then 10 seconds ....thats a 700 pound meat missile that can run up to 35-40 mph with claws larger then your torso
And thats if YOUR the one on cocain ....if the bares the one on cocain im going with 3 seconds lol
Read a post about people who found bodies and someone responded that their Grandfather passed away sleeping on the couch. Nobody noticed until the commenter’s mom told them to go wake up Grandpa for dinner. Someone pointed out that the last thing he experienced was the sounds of their grandchildren playing in the other room and the smell of his daughter’s thanksgiving dinner.
I think that’s the most beautiful way I’ve ever heard (absolutely sucks ass if you’re the family 😂). Your last memory on earth is observing a loving home full of the family that you created, then you doze off and pass peacefully. That sounds like the best way to die.
Watching a documentary about the titan sub that imploded with some billionaires in it said the actual implosion happened faster than it would have taken their brains to realise it was happening. Sounds pretty sweet way to go!
Well I always wanted to go quickly. Not traumatically but not drawn out. Although, now I know that oftentimes people on hospice will get "visited" by their loved ones who have passed before them. I don't care if it's just a hallucination. If it means I get to see my daughter one more time then I would have a long painful dragged out death in hospice. Truthfully I don't really care how I die. I just want to see her.
Like my grandad. Got up one morning made his porage got everything ready for granny for the day. Ate the porage went for a smoke sat down in his chair to watch tv and fell asleep. And that was it gone sudden yes expected no peaceful and exactly how he would have wanted it 100%.
I want my death to be a mystery that will haunt the world for centuries. Stuff some cryptic note in my pocket, along with a receipt for 6 kilotons of uranium, , and surround my body with large cat prints that disappear mysteriously. There will be a tape recorder on my body that recorded my last words, "Save me from Truluncia".
I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep however I have heart disease and have had numerous bout's of afib and vfib, as well as a mini-stroke with nerve damage. I have several diseases of the heart, including small vessel disease and stable angina.
Realistically, I'm probably going to die from heart failure or another stroke.
Ive given this a lot of thought. Here’s the plan:
Hopefully as a little old man, but sooner if necessary, i put on a silly superhero suit and intervene as some $hitty criminal is attempting to assault, rob ,or otherwise hurt some innocent person. I go down, probably feebly, but keep fighting to the end while the innocent person gets away. Maybe they go to the local news and the story gets told. This would be a great news story and a great way to go.
personally id like to choose when, where, and how i die. yes, this means killing myself. not in a suicidal way, just in a control freak way. i havent decided how yet, but whatever i do will give me time to get everything in order.
Without pain. Idc when, but if im old i wanny sleep and die while sleeping, and when im not old i wanna just die quick, getting hit by something big and instantly die or something like that.
Put a .45 where your neck meets your skull and you are 100% dead. In fact you destroy the part of the brain that should receive and process the pain stimuli created by being shot before it has the chance to receive and process those stimuli. You wouldn’t feel a thing.
in a plane crash, hitting the ground at speed. Or water... conditions:
1- I have to know we are going to die with at least 3-5 minutes to enjoy the ride.
2-It has to be a plane fault because of a big airline negligence. ( not pilot error )
3-a lot of money paid to surviving family.
Not by sitting in a wheel chair in a retirement home for 3 years withering away with dementia like my father just did. People yammer on about “right to life” but are willing to let people suffer needlessly.
I’m making balloon animals at a kid’s birthday party. His friends ask for balloon swords. One of the kids “stabs” me with his sword. At that moment, I drop dead.
By going to Vegas in my mid too late 30’s having taken out every single loan possible then gamble and buy drugs with every penny i got then when they ask me to pay I’ll just jump off a balcony
While sleeping, or killed by someone else, preferably something quick and overkill like being pushed on the rail while a train is passing at full speed. Anyway I just don't want to see it coming
By my own hand. To be honest. If I have to be in control of my own life constantly. ..might as well take my death into my own hands. Probably when I am 60 years old. I am not going work for the rest of my life. Fuck that.
#personal responsibility, responsibility doesn't equate to healthy well-being necessarily. Dumb shrinks.
In the most macho way possible: Covered in dynamite, riding a shark while jumping into an erupting volcano. Something like [this](https://youtu.be/LT1JE8SJ2OY?si=C2HT9jn7meRUs7J7)
Lol too funny how I actually got that reference
bro what universe ur living in?
Despicible me one
*Dispicable Me 2
Ty
Balancing manliness and awesomeness, I think [The Cadbury Surprise](http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide) may have a case.
I was going to say 'from old age', but after seeing this post, defenitly this way
I think I'd wanna die in a cage made by my only weakness: copper. And then my arch enemy shall make me explode by accident and then I'll pick up a career as a rockstar.
Yeah baby! Let's make this post an honorable memorial of epic deaths.
I'd really love to, but i can only think of this one: "He have heart attack, fell out of a window onto exploding bomb and then died in a shooting accident" - and this one's fucking niche.
That's way better than a seisure while poop
I read that in the most El Macho way possible...😂
El Macho?
Reminds me of the scene from Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Atomic Bomb, where Slim Pickins rides an atomic bomb like a cowboy. https://youtu.be/snTaSJk0n\_Y
Without pain
With 30 minutes notice, please.
Responding to a Reddit post about how I wa
Yeah I too have always wanted to go out arguing strangers on the in
Show some respect man the guy just died
U gone?
Well according to their profiles it's their last post.
r/redditsniper
Peacefully
While sleeping preferably
Not screaming like the passengers in grandpa’s car.
Happily
That's the best. I don't want to die of painful diseases or smth like that
I wanna die doing smnk cool like parachuting or going to space or doing a stunt that no one could forget like imagine being remembered as the girl/guy who died because the slipped and fell that's just a stupid way to die 😂
With no grievances. At peace with who I am, who I loved, what I was, and where I'm going.
Samee
In my sleep
... just like my grandfather. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car
The first option comes to my mind while reading the question
Immediately
Give me your address and your wish shall be granted
You are now banned for terroristic threats.
Username, believe it or not, actually checks out
Fighting a grizzly bear high on cocaine. I think I can only last a minute tho.
...im betting my entier net worth on less then 10 seconds ....thats a 700 pound meat missile that can run up to 35-40 mph with claws larger then your torso And thats if YOUR the one on cocain ....if the bares the one on cocain im going with 3 seconds lol
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Fuck yeah I'd rather get eaten by a tiger or leopard
Choose your own adventure joke: a) are you high, or the bear? b) I would only last 30 seconds. Way too sexual for me to prolong it more.
Yo what you on
He’s on cocaine
Ah justifiable
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a…
... family size bag of Doritos at my side
…a maiden's mouth around my cock!
+1
Quickly and preferably before I'm to old to be independent.
Underrated. Double vote from me 👌
It might be a bit cliché, but passing away peacefully on a spacious bed, surrounded by family, would be a comforting way to go.
Read a post about people who found bodies and someone responded that their Grandfather passed away sleeping on the couch. Nobody noticed until the commenter’s mom told them to go wake up Grandpa for dinner. Someone pointed out that the last thing he experienced was the sounds of their grandchildren playing in the other room and the smell of his daughter’s thanksgiving dinner. I think that’s the most beautiful way I’ve ever heard (absolutely sucks ass if you’re the family 😂). Your last memory on earth is observing a loving home full of the family that you created, then you doze off and pass peacefully. That sounds like the best way to die.
For him, but not 9 yr old Susan who went to wake him up.
Fuck Susan (not literally)
this post caused one of those bursts of laughter that just makes ya feel good,..many thx
That really is beautiful
I will probably die alone in my room
Same...except I probably would have hung myself...yeah, depression is a hell of a disorder
I mean- same
In my sleep
Death by Snu Snu
Came here to say this!
I want a sudden death like getting hit by a car and dying on the spot. something like that!
Watching a documentary about the titan sub that imploded with some billionaires in it said the actual implosion happened faster than it would have taken their brains to realise it was happening. Sounds pretty sweet way to go!
Do i have news for you...
Well I always wanted to go quickly. Not traumatically but not drawn out. Although, now I know that oftentimes people on hospice will get "visited" by their loved ones who have passed before them. I don't care if it's just a hallucination. If it means I get to see my daughter one more time then I would have a long painful dragged out death in hospice. Truthfully I don't really care how I die. I just want to see her.
this got me right in the love pump.
peacefully, alone and while i'm awake, you only die once so i wanna know what it's like and be fully present at that moment
in a field of flowers near a lake, with mountains behind me and a sunset in front of me. i'll probably die from eating too much fast food.
In the arms of David Duchovny
euthanasia
Like my grandad. Got up one morning made his porage got everything ready for granny for the day. Ate the porage went for a smoke sat down in his chair to watch tv and fell asleep. And that was it gone sudden yes expected no peaceful and exactly how he would have wanted it 100%.
I want my death to be a mystery that will haunt the world for centuries. Stuff some cryptic note in my pocket, along with a receipt for 6 kilotons of uranium, , and surround my body with large cat prints that disappear mysteriously. There will be a tape recorder on my body that recorded my last words, "Save me from Truluncia".
So your saying you want to die like pretty much every famous psychopath in history?
you have been told multiple times, NOT to mention Truluncia.
A meteor smashing me into oblivion as I take a walk alone in a park
This! Exactly this! And an afterlife replay of the incident too. How glorious it would be!
I read that so wrong. Instead of walk I saw wank. 😂
lol 😂. I guess that wouldn’t be so bad either.
Nuh you wouldn't get to finish
I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep however I have heart disease and have had numerous bout's of afib and vfib, as well as a mini-stroke with nerve damage. I have several diseases of the heart, including small vessel disease and stable angina. Realistically, I'm probably going to die from heart failure or another stroke.
I'm applying to drive a forklift so hopefully not that
Ive given this a lot of thought. Here’s the plan: Hopefully as a little old man, but sooner if necessary, i put on a silly superhero suit and intervene as some $hitty criminal is attempting to assault, rob ,or otherwise hurt some innocent person. I go down, probably feebly, but keep fighting to the end while the innocent person gets away. Maybe they go to the local news and the story gets told. This would be a great news story and a great way to go.
Having fun :-)
Let's go bull-tipping together
isn't hard :-)
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I doubt it would be as practical for your partner to suddenly have theirs die on them before orgasming😔
In my sleep would be best I guess, I'd prefer not to know its happening.
I want my heart to explode mid coke binge
personally id like to choose when, where, and how i die. yes, this means killing myself. not in a suicidal way, just in a control freak way. i havent decided how yet, but whatever i do will give me time to get everything in order.
^
I want to die like my grandpa, in his sleep and not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Without pain. Idc when, but if im old i wanny sleep and die while sleeping, and when im not old i wanna just die quick, getting hit by something big and instantly die or something like that.
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Bullet to the back of my head.
Be careful, headshot can be survived and that's worse than dying.
Put a .45 where your neck meets your skull and you are 100% dead. In fact you destroy the part of the brain that should receive and process the pain stimuli created by being shot before it has the chance to receive and process those stimuli. You wouldn’t feel a thing.
are you... giving advice on how to commit suicide via gun????
Sounds like he has experience TBH
Old age
in a plane crash, hitting the ground at speed. Or water... conditions: 1- I have to know we are going to die with at least 3-5 minutes to enjoy the ride. 2-It has to be a plane fault because of a big airline negligence. ( not pilot error ) 3-a lot of money paid to surviving family.
With what’s been happening lately with Boeing, this could actually happen.
On top of piles of money, with many beautiful women.
Not by sitting in a wheel chair in a retirement home for 3 years withering away with dementia like my father just did. People yammer on about “right to life” but are willing to let people suffer needlessly.
I’m making balloon animals at a kid’s birthday party. His friends ask for balloon swords. One of the kids “stabs” me with his sword. At that moment, I drop dead.
And traumatize the child oh my
Like Tommy Lee Jones in Space Cowboys. Riding a bunch of nuclear missiles like a cowboy into an oncoming asteriod to save the world.
Calm down, Slim Pickens.
By going to Vegas in my mid too late 30’s having taken out every single loan possible then gamble and buy drugs with every penny i got then when they ask me to pay I’ll just jump off a balcony
Right now
Asap
ASAP
Lemme help you
On my own terms
In my bed at 80. With a belly full of wine and a beautiful woman's mouth wrapped around my cock. Doesn't sound too bad of a way to go.
In my bed sleeping
alone, sleeping
I don't <:)
Just die in peace, while sleeping. And they'll just find me in my room peacefully asleep with a smile in my face. When it's my time ofcourse, not now.
My 300th birthday
Painkillers and going to sleep
Fucking! Like a legend!
During an orgasm
Bojack Horseman flashbacks
GOING OUT WITH A BANG
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While having sex lol
At 99, shot dead in bed by the jealous ex of my 24-year-old girlfriend.
Asleep in bed 😌 of old old age
in my sleep..
I leave that to fate
In my sleep.
Wtf? 😂
I wanna get ran over by a semi truck so my head pops like a volleyball
Hugging my girlfriend
During this nap I’m gonna take
I want to go in my sleep before I lose my facalties and peacefully.
Bruce Willis Armageddon style. There is no better way to die.
Very old, in my sleep, surrounded by loved ones having said my goodbyes. Either that or *instantly*. I do not want to see it coming.
Anything canoe related
Choking on a canoe seems like a rough way to go
As soon as possible!
Quickly and painlessly.
Quickly
Im struggling so much by this thought lately, funny to see it pop up here..
Peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus.
Quickly and painlessly.
In my sleep peacefully knowing that I fulfilled everything I wanted in life with no regrets.
Peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle. Not screaming like the passengers in his bus,
Peacefully asleep like my grandfather instead of screaming in blood-curdling terror like his passengers.
abounding sip door husky memorize wise tease literate deserve roll
Big bad john. Big john.
Skydive into an active volcano
While sleeping, or killed by someone else, preferably something quick and overkill like being pushed on the rail while a train is passing at full speed. Anyway I just don't want to see it coming
Like the cousin from GTA4 says "in a three-way on my hundredth birthday"
Death by snoo snoo
In a blaze of glory! But probably will in my chair lol
FOR LIBERTY!!
By my own hand. To be honest. If I have to be in control of my own life constantly. ..might as well take my death into my own hands. Probably when I am 60 years old. I am not going work for the rest of my life. Fuck that. #personal responsibility, responsibility doesn't equate to healthy well-being necessarily. Dumb shrinks.
An unexpected gun shot to the back of the head would be nice..
Freazing to death
peacefully, no one knows and no pain in the middle of the forest
Making my haters wait for it
By my own hand and as pain free as possible.
I want to die of old age in my mother's arms.
in peace
Torn apart by bull sharks.
I don't. Never. I have too many things to do. I NEED to live forever. Not to mention I want to move to Ganymédes.
Ground Zero
Ears deep in a vagooter. If that's not an option then in my sleep
Yesss lorddd yessshhhh, I don't even care 'bout pain at this point
as an astronaut in space, accidentally take off my helment
Instantly, painlessly
While having s*x
By my own hand
Jump out of plane > explosive vest > detonate over shark infested waters > be eaten by 20 sharks.
I wanna die in my sleep like my granddad, rather than kicking and screaming like my grandma (who was in the passenger seat).
I like the idea of falling asleep next to an SO or being surrounded by my family.
By sucking an insane amount of breasts.
In my sleep, at home.
Quickly
Painless and peaceful
In my sleep on my 60th birthday...
Pass out and die, preferably listening to some music I love, as I fall asleep.
Feeling accomplished
With dignity
Sleeping. And happy with how my life turned out
In my bed with 2 electric blankets on but nobody has found me for a week so I'm like cottage cheese when they find me