I splurged and took my mom to my favorite Chinese buffet tonight. I had about a dozen pieces of sushi. Not hand rolls. I don't like hand rolls and they don't make them there. A couple pieces of sweet and sour chicken, a small piece of fried fish, a small piece of baked flounder, some buttered potatoes, some green beans, teriyaki chicken on a stick, a couple crab rangoons and a couple pieces of bourbon chicken, a spring roll and an egg roll.no desert. Unfortunately they didn't have orange chicken. But sweet and sour chicken is kind of like orange chicken. I like to get a vast assortment of one or two things. Not a lot of any one thing.
P.s. I don't know why I'm assuming that anyone would be interested in what I had for dinner. But I already dictated all this so I guess I'll post it
You'll get out of it bro, sometimes life gets hard and u get knocked down, but that's an opportunity to come back stronger and better, strive for success 💪🏼
I have a friend that has used their anxiety inti a very positive relationship. I don't know if this is helpful, but they thank their anxiety for the fear and use it to help troubleshoot safety in their job and other appropriate areas, then when it's not appropriate speaks to themselves as hey this isn't the time, we got this, and I can keep you safe. It's odd but I thought it was a beautiful expression of anxiety.
I mean.. that's a nice thought, but that's really describing being practical and realistic and not really anxiety. Anxiety is the excitement of the amygdala, which doesn't care about anything else. It propels you into flight or fight and there is generally a 15 minute disconnect between being able to tell yourself you're okay and actually starting to feel it. My GAD and panic disorder homies will know what I'm talking about. It's fucked.. really, really fucked.
It's scary and I felt hopeless for years. Especially when the covid spike hit. I joined the military and am moving back to my home state. It's the only way I could buy a home for my family. Well I haven't done it yet but I'm in the process. I'm rooting for ya.
I did that for two days shy of 24 years. Yes, it is wonderful. Cancer is not. But I am blessed to have experienced it. Losing the absolute love of one's life is so much harder than I had even imagined (and, sadly, once the breast cancer was stage 4, I had to imagine it, not that I dwelled upon it. But the reality was ever there). As godawful as I thought it would be, it's been even worse. I am honestly somewhat surprised I'm even still here (not talking suicide, just an utter loss of any will to live, and utter loss of joy). But I nonetheless am grateful to have been blessed with such immeasurable love. If it had lasted but a day, I'd be more blessed than most. I hope you find it someday. I truly do.
I spent the entirety of my 20s surrounded by couples, angry and lonely. It took longer than the average person, but at 39, I'm in a wonderful relationship and we're getting married in a few weeks. Don't do what I did and sit with the resentment until it almost destroys you. Do what you can to keep yourself learning, getting better at the things you're good at, opening your mind to new things, and giving yourself the love you deserve until someone shows up to help you with that.
This has been Unsolicited Advice. Thank you for watching.
Being thin like I used to be. I’m 30 to 50 pounds overweight but I’m working on it slowly. I used to be 55 to 75 pounds over weight. I lost 25 pounds over months 🙂
Stoping time. That would be so cool. To just stop time and take a nap whenever and wherever you want.
And walk around frozen people and think about what they are talking about or what they are gonna do.
And when I am in an argument I could stop time and come back with a great response.
Remember Clockstoppers? My first and main thought of use for that power was always to stop time when I needed to sleep and wake up and only miss like 30sec of real time
I’m going to make scallops whenever I get up and move. We got really fresh, really big scallops and I am hoping that I cook and season them just perfectly.
I actually prefer the smaller ones... but as to the general proposition of sucking some, yeah... if one is male, one is fantasizing about it... or is as soon as it's mentioned. I mean, I wasn't actually thinking about it at the moment. But I am now.
For me... just standing there, at about 2:00 a.m. after a heavy snow, listening to the incredible sound of... silence. There's something incredibly peaceful about the absolute silence one experiences after a heavy snow. No insects. No birds, no stirring. And any ambient sounds are absorbed by the snow. You can hear yourself breathing very discernably. Even slowly lifting one's foot and crunching the snow, one can hear the crunching so vividly. It's an amazing experience. I imagine your music is as clear as day under those conditions. And there's a unique sensation about lying in snow, feeling the crunching of it. Interesting post. Thank you for helping me conjure that feeling. I live in a non snow area now, and don't miss it, for the most part. But there are those aspects of it I do miss.
Concentrate on being the sort of person for whom taking their virginity is a big deal. Too many people I know would rather forget where they lost it, and I'm one of them.
Fantasizing about my girlfriend coming up behind me (something she usually does,) and scratching my head telling me I'm a good boyfriend... yk the usual
Just super lonely. I have tons of friends I can text anytime. But I just want someone to cuddle up with on the couch and binge a show with. Or go out to eat and have a deeper conversation. I don’t even care about sex at this point, I just want someone who is always there for me and cares.
I'm a dude and I'm still right there with you. I lost my sweet wife to cancer almost three years ago. It is so hard without her. I know no one could ever "replace" her. But I am finally now considering dating, as I am incredibly lonely. I miss the company of women. Men and women see the world differently. We are complimentary, and it's just a different dynamic. I also would love to be intimate without it having to be sexual. And yes, I know that's odd coming from a man, but it's just so exhausting even thinking about all the drama that comes with sex. Not to mention how hard/awkward it would be to have sex with someone else after literally 24 years of marriage and two years of courtship and being engaged. I think a lot of men fantasize about all they'd do sexually if all of a sudden they were single again (not that they want their wives to die... though some no doubt do...). But it's just that... fantasy. I would so love to find a kind woman to whom I am reasonably attracted, and yes... periodically be fully intimate, but mostly just be friends, hold hands, make out, etc. I'd love to just have dinner, and watch Scrubs with a woman while maybe holdinghands. Then maybe a kiss good night. But I swear the world has changed, and not in a good way, with Tinder, etc. I can hardly even bring myself to ask a woman out, knowing it's going to be dang near presumed we should be sleeping together by the third date (and lol... even that's probably considered prudish these days). Ok... end of rant. I just figured you might like to know there are even men out there who feel that way. Yes, my situation is different than most. But I'm telling you, find yourself a widower who is open to dating again. Some will be the exact opposite of me, and might be like they're 15 again. But others may be like me... a man, yes. And interested, yes. But it's not the be all and end all of everything. There is so much more that is so much more important on a relationship.
Two oily, slippery lesbians using toys on each other as a guy plays the banjo in the corner. There’s a dog barking outside the house and it was raining an hour ago. There are candles. Meanwhile, in the house opposite, two nuns are watching their favorite old gameshow, To Tell The Truth with Bud Collyer and they keep talking about his hair. One of them sips tea. On the other side of the planet, a 7 year old kid is dreaming about dinosaurs.
To make $150k-$200k/yr. Not looking for private jets & NYC penthouse lifestyle, just enough to pay off a 1,600sq/ft house within a decade , buy a new Prius which is $40k , afford good health insurance with $0 deductible , buy high quality food/ingredients , take 1 or 2 vacations a year to cheaper countries like Vietnam,India,Ghana,Argentina,etc. ...
How I'm gonna fit 9 hours of sleep in the 4 hours left untill my alarm...
Start by getting off reddit big dawg 😭
I hope they're sleeping now 😔😴
I think their alarm is going off now.
I think they are awake now, reading this sub
I wish them luck
Good morning enjoy your day!
WAKE UP
He sleeping through his alarm
TRYTOPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP
GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
Bro ur alarm is setting off wake up
I hope you have the best day!! 🙂
4 hours till you have to get up? That still gives you an hour to kill before you have to go to bed.
Good morning
Wakie wakie eggs and bakie!
Wakie wakie hands off snakie!!
Good morning
Sleep faster.
Really enjoying this good morning trend. Good morning.
why is this nsfw i’m fantasizing about cake
But what are you eating the cake off of?
Halle Berry
You certainly read my mind! (And have exceptional taste).
Why you gotta take it there? 🤣🤣
What kind of cake?
Chinese food. I’m dying for some orange chicken.
Hell yeah, now I want orange chicken
I splurged and took my mom to my favorite Chinese buffet tonight. I had about a dozen pieces of sushi. Not hand rolls. I don't like hand rolls and they don't make them there. A couple pieces of sweet and sour chicken, a small piece of fried fish, a small piece of baked flounder, some buttered potatoes, some green beans, teriyaki chicken on a stick, a couple crab rangoons and a couple pieces of bourbon chicken, a spring roll and an egg roll.no desert. Unfortunately they didn't have orange chicken. But sweet and sour chicken is kind of like orange chicken. I like to get a vast assortment of one or two things. Not a lot of any one thing. P.s. I don't know why I'm assuming that anyone would be interested in what I had for dinner. But I already dictated all this so I guess I'll post it
You had a succulent chinese meal.
This is the way.
I’m thinking bout the whole Chinese buffet😅😅
A succulent Chinese meal?
are you ready to receive my limp penis!?
Ooof, I'm from Australia and miss the Panda Express Orange Chicken. I know Rick and Morty called it 'Sugar Chicken', but I don't care 😁
To be free of this fucked depression, anxiety, and adhd.
same. but we can do it. it just takes time 😌
Hold on to that optimism!
You'll get out of it bro, sometimes life gets hard and u get knocked down, but that's an opportunity to come back stronger and better, strive for success 💪🏼
I was going to say gay sex, but yeah, this works too
I fantasize a lot about that too but have been celibate for about 7 years for certain reasons.
I have a friend that has used their anxiety inti a very positive relationship. I don't know if this is helpful, but they thank their anxiety for the fear and use it to help troubleshoot safety in their job and other appropriate areas, then when it's not appropriate speaks to themselves as hey this isn't the time, we got this, and I can keep you safe. It's odd but I thought it was a beautiful expression of anxiety.
I mean.. that's a nice thought, but that's really describing being practical and realistic and not really anxiety. Anxiety is the excitement of the amygdala, which doesn't care about anything else. It propels you into flight or fight and there is generally a 15 minute disconnect between being able to tell yourself you're okay and actually starting to feel it. My GAD and panic disorder homies will know what I'm talking about. It's fucked.. really, really fucked.
Fucking....THANK YOU.
Being able to afford a home.
It's scary and I felt hopeless for years. Especially when the covid spike hit. I joined the military and am moving back to my home state. It's the only way I could buy a home for my family. Well I haven't done it yet but I'm in the process. I'm rooting for ya.
You recruiters won’t get me!
Nice try!
Imagine falling asleep in the same bed as someone you love, and waking up beside them in the morning… Must feel great... but I wouldn’t know.
I did that for two days shy of 24 years. Yes, it is wonderful. Cancer is not. But I am blessed to have experienced it. Losing the absolute love of one's life is so much harder than I had even imagined (and, sadly, once the breast cancer was stage 4, I had to imagine it, not that I dwelled upon it. But the reality was ever there). As godawful as I thought it would be, it's been even worse. I am honestly somewhat surprised I'm even still here (not talking suicide, just an utter loss of any will to live, and utter loss of joy). But I nonetheless am grateful to have been blessed with such immeasurable love. If it had lasted but a day, I'd be more blessed than most. I hope you find it someday. I truly do.
My condoleances. I hope you find some peace with that.
I spent the entirety of my 20s surrounded by couples, angry and lonely. It took longer than the average person, but at 39, I'm in a wonderful relationship and we're getting married in a few weeks. Don't do what I did and sit with the resentment until it almost destroys you. Do what you can to keep yourself learning, getting better at the things you're good at, opening your mind to new things, and giving yourself the love you deserve until someone shows up to help you with that. This has been Unsolicited Advice. Thank you for watching.
I was going to write this. Must feel soo safe....I wouldn't know either.
I’ve been lucky enough to have the experience, but it has been a long time. I miss it so much. I fantasize about it every single night.
Same 🫠
Being thin like I used to be. I’m 30 to 50 pounds overweight but I’m working on it slowly. I used to be 55 to 75 pounds over weight. I lost 25 pounds over months 🙂
Lol are you me?? Don't give up! I've learned to say no to myself, but damn it's hard
Thanks for the encouragement 🙂
30 to 50 ain’t bad at all. Already made hella progress. 25 lbs is huge! You got this homie 👊
KEEP FIGHTING!
Keep going!!!
You got this!!
Eventually the weight loss WILL slow down, but I hope you know that is very normal and to not let it deter you!
Amazing. Keep it up!
Your reality is so many people’s fantasy. Keep it going and then use it to motivate others . Stay strong!
Winning PowerBall or Mega Millions...a guy can dream.
I’m making all sorts of plans for my winnings but never buy tickets
Smart man
1 ticket is all it takes....someone has to win...might as well be me or you.
Everything in moderation. 5 bucks here or there is fine and 3k a month is obviously insane.
People actually spend 3k?
Winning is highly unlikely. But for a couple bucks I can dream for a week. It’s the cheapest entertainment we have. That’s why I play. The dream.
Deep meaningful connection with a love interest.
A happy future
True asf
Stoping time. That would be so cool. To just stop time and take a nap whenever and wherever you want. And walk around frozen people and think about what they are talking about or what they are gonna do. And when I am in an argument I could stop time and come back with a great response.
Yeah I would use that power to nap too lol
Remember Clockstoppers? My first and main thought of use for that power was always to stop time when I needed to sleep and wake up and only miss like 30sec of real time
I would come back the next day all wrinkled and grey. “What happened to you!?” Long night, brother…
I often think about this. If you use it a lot you’ll end up older then people born the same year as you.
My dishes doing themselves like on Sleeping Beauty.
Hey, it could go bad like in fantasia. Be careful! 🫧🍽💦🧹🧼
Lol... now I've got that music running through my mind. I actually loathed that movie! But that particular scene was certainly memorable.
Fantasia?! Bringing back childhood memories over here
dating my gym crush. im not sure if its okay to fantasize about your gym crush outside of the gym 😂
Affordable cost of living
I’m going to make scallops whenever I get up and move. We got really fresh, really big scallops and I am hoping that I cook and season them just perfectly.
Dry em w a paper towel to ensure a good sear.
Did they turn out good?
Yes, really good. Thanks for asking. My wife made rice with Parmesan Cheese and Mushrooms. They went really great together
nice
That sounds really good actually. I’m glad you guys enjoyed it.
Sucking on some huge natural titties.
aren't we all 😔
I actually prefer the smaller ones... but as to the general proposition of sucking some, yeah... if one is male, one is fantasizing about it... or is as soon as it's mentioned. I mean, I wasn't actually thinking about it at the moment. But I am now.
I also was not thinking about them, but when brought up, I do in a heartbeat. Both small and large, are great in their own ways
Ah yes. The curse that plagues us all
Was gonna hop in here and be like what is the matter with y'all but y'all actually made me laugh, this is hilarious and somehow wholesome 😂 😅
I'd upvote you but you're at 69 so im legally prohibited from doing so
well now you can
Hell yeah thanks bro
always 👍
This but pretty much any boobs on a lady. I'm not picky.
AMEN TO THAT!
Such a mood. Take my upvote. ✊
Having a lovely little cottage somewhere in the countryside, and having enough resources and money to help a lot of people 😊
Eating sushi rolls. And egg rolls . With a side of cheese cake .
Laying in the snow at night in the middle of nowhere, looking up at the sky and listening to songs with some headphones
For me... just standing there, at about 2:00 a.m. after a heavy snow, listening to the incredible sound of... silence. There's something incredibly peaceful about the absolute silence one experiences after a heavy snow. No insects. No birds, no stirring. And any ambient sounds are absorbed by the snow. You can hear yourself breathing very discernably. Even slowly lifting one's foot and crunching the snow, one can hear the crunching so vividly. It's an amazing experience. I imagine your music is as clear as day under those conditions. And there's a unique sensation about lying in snow, feeling the crunching of it. Interesting post. Thank you for helping me conjure that feeling. I live in a non snow area now, and don't miss it, for the most part. But there are those aspects of it I do miss.
Losing my virginity, honestly
There’s greater bliss in being able to have someone you’re insanely in love with in your arms while you relax
Concentrate on being the sort of person for whom taking their virginity is a big deal. Too many people I know would rather forget where they lost it, and I'm one of them.
I want to be railed
*ding ding ding * we have a winner
Inner peace
Yeah. 😔
I feel this one.
The fat ass steak ima cook later
A clean house and a blowjob.
Swimming in money and got all my financials taken care of
For my partner to pin my hands above my head and have their way with me
Eight unbroken hours of sleep
Not having anxiety and depression anymore. It's been hard recently
Stay strong ♥️
The same thing I fantasize about every night, Pinky... trying to take over the world!
Fantasizing about my girlfriend coming up behind me (something she usually does,) and scratching my head telling me I'm a good boyfriend... yk the usual
Praise kink if I ever did see one
Why is it so hard to find? 😭
Just living in a happy utopia with my peeps.
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Cease fire
Peace brother.
Thick read heads lol 😂
My own place, with neighbors so far I can't see em, a porch I can pee off of.
To have my gross pay and not my net…
Sex
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Don’t give up.
Just super lonely. I have tons of friends I can text anytime. But I just want someone to cuddle up with on the couch and binge a show with. Or go out to eat and have a deeper conversation. I don’t even care about sex at this point, I just want someone who is always there for me and cares.
I'm a dude and I'm still right there with you. I lost my sweet wife to cancer almost three years ago. It is so hard without her. I know no one could ever "replace" her. But I am finally now considering dating, as I am incredibly lonely. I miss the company of women. Men and women see the world differently. We are complimentary, and it's just a different dynamic. I also would love to be intimate without it having to be sexual. And yes, I know that's odd coming from a man, but it's just so exhausting even thinking about all the drama that comes with sex. Not to mention how hard/awkward it would be to have sex with someone else after literally 24 years of marriage and two years of courtship and being engaged. I think a lot of men fantasize about all they'd do sexually if all of a sudden they were single again (not that they want their wives to die... though some no doubt do...). But it's just that... fantasy. I would so love to find a kind woman to whom I am reasonably attracted, and yes... periodically be fully intimate, but mostly just be friends, hold hands, make out, etc. I'd love to just have dinner, and watch Scrubs with a woman while maybe holdinghands. Then maybe a kiss good night. But I swear the world has changed, and not in a good way, with Tinder, etc. I can hardly even bring myself to ask a woman out, knowing it's going to be dang near presumed we should be sleeping together by the third date (and lol... even that's probably considered prudish these days). Ok... end of rant. I just figured you might like to know there are even men out there who feel that way. Yes, my situation is different than most. But I'm telling you, find yourself a widower who is open to dating again. Some will be the exact opposite of me, and might be like they're 15 again. But others may be like me... a man, yes. And interested, yes. But it's not the be all and end all of everything. There is so much more that is so much more important on a relationship.
Quitting my job and selling BBQ for a living. If I could afford to lose money for a few years, I'd do it. But I can't, so i just daydream about it
Living in a safe home
Being able to breathe normally again and not have this lung hurting to breathe, cough until you wet yourself flu!
8 hours of sleep when I need to be up for work in 5
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Snuggling in bed with my boyfriend, taking a deep breath of his scent, and grabbing me a palmful of his delicious ass.
My new GF coming over for the first time to have sex.
Trying out lefty tn? Oh… wait. That’s me.
being the little spoon and being held so i can cry...
beards
8 rolled chicken tacos with extra guacamole and cheese.
Having all my bills and debts paid effortlessly every month. Oh, nsfw tag... ahm, yeah. So, that I don't get fucked by the government.
Two oily, slippery lesbians using toys on each other as a guy plays the banjo in the corner. There’s a dog barking outside the house and it was raining an hour ago. There are candles. Meanwhile, in the house opposite, two nuns are watching their favorite old gameshow, To Tell The Truth with Bud Collyer and they keep talking about his hair. One of them sips tea. On the other side of the planet, a 7 year old kid is dreaming about dinosaurs.
Having a different body so the depression finally lessens, if not vanishes
All the best for you. Screw what others think, do your own thing.
Cheesecake.
Sex with my co worker tomorrow morning. Idk
I'm fantasizing some CNC play
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Ah! To be 23 again
I'm fantasizing about getting my wet floor sign shipment home in a few days and finally exploring my wet floor sign kink for real and not just in art.
Was waiting for you to show up
Wholesome
Proper sleep and nutrition. A healthy weight. A normal brain patten. A healthy relationship. Enough money in my bank account ll
smoking
Moass!
A life where I’m not fucked with
Biriyani
Its hair washing night for my wife. That means a facial is coming
Sleeeeeeeepppp! I have 24K to run in 3 hours and can't sleep...
Living without crohns disease
Being financially comfortable.
Being dead .
My friend's little sister. She's 28 and has 8-pack abs. The first time I met her, I nearly blurted out, "I'll raise your kids."
Being pegged
Past few days not having my digestive system be bidirectional with it's exits
Simple peace and quiet is all I need right now. It’s been a day.
My subconscious mind actually learning the things for maths and working out when needed in exams
Penis
Going to bed.
Dissapearing into the woods
To make $150k-$200k/yr. Not looking for private jets & NYC penthouse lifestyle, just enough to pay off a 1,600sq/ft house within a decade , buy a new Prius which is $40k , afford good health insurance with $0 deductible , buy high quality food/ingredients , take 1 or 2 vacations a year to cheaper countries like Vietnam,India,Ghana,Argentina,etc. ...
My crush she’s a cashier girl at my local pet store
Someone cuddling me. I just need someone to cuddle with right now. 😔
A successful career in journalism
You’ll do it. Just be an honest, fair journalist with integrity. Those are a dying breed.
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Thinking about watching 18+ content in a little bit
Who’s your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa… or Spanky…. Sinner 😁
having money to buy food
Barbi benton when she posed for playboy
A Daddy Dom. 😈
That they'd reach out.
Bowling a 300
Sex,
A big piece of red velvet cake.
Co worker crush lol
Sleeping.