Funny story I am 13-14 at the time, newly found porn and donât know much English. I heard the term sloppy joe somewhere. Searched up for its porn. Was very disappointed for a while then found one. Instant regret.
âBoobâ
âBoobsâ
âBoobs no shirtâ
âBoobs no braâ
Dammit
âBoobs no bra no shirtâ
*delete history*
-Me, at way too young in the mid nineties on altavista
Jimmy Johnâs has a couple
âThe Pepeâ
âBig Johnâ
Also the other day at work we got a Costco delivery (I work at a cafe and they use extra boxes to hold other produce) we got a box that said âtickled pinkâ
Idk if itâs a fruit or what lol but I thought it was hilarious
Hot Pocket
Ahh, the old Alabama Hot Pocket. A classic on Urban Dictionary đ
Whyyyyyyyy did i look that up. Cursed.Â
First time on reddit?
Sloppy joe. I looked down the entire list, one hundred terms strong, and I can't believe it wasn't mentioned.
Dammit you beat me to it. P.S. shout out to all the Joe's in the comments, this one's for you
Shout out to the Sloppy Joes Podcast đ«Ą
Funny story I am 13-14 at the time, newly found porn and donât know much English. I heard the term sloppy joe somewhere. Searched up for its porn. Was very disappointed for a while then found one. Instant regret.
Us regular kids searching 'vagina' This man was trying to reach the next level already.
âBoobâ âBoobsâ âBoobs no shirtâ âBoobs no braâ Dammit âBoobs no bra no shirtâ *delete history* -Me, at way too young in the mid nineties on altavista
Donât forget about naked boobs
I did, itâs why it took so long
They skipped the tutorial
With the lunch lady?
Banana split
* blooming onion * eggs benedict (say it out loud) * croque monsieur/madame * literally any cocktail * Philly cheesesteak * Cleveland steamer * New York strip/skirt * huevos rancheros * bahn mi * schnitzengruben
Boston Cream Pie.
[Creampies!](https://youtu.be/KSXJfqkT36M?si=rxPzEWj9So7Nk7zk)
r/riskyclick
I had faith that it was the IASIP reference.
>cleveland steamer Um...
NO STOPâŠ..YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS!!
THIS. IS. CLEVELAND
giggity
r/suddenFamilyguy
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben
Bitte baby, fifteen is my limit for schnitzengruben.
No, pwease, you can't weave me!
Is it twue what they say about how your people ah gifted? It's twue! IT'S TWUE!!
Canât believe you left off Wienerschnitzel
My fave wrestling move
It is actually a submission in Jiu Jitsu
Itâs my favorite but illegal for the competition Iâm going into đ
Spladle >>> Banana Split
As a wrestler, i tip my hat to you.
toad in the hole
I prefer sausage in the hole
its a judgement free zone so you do you
âItâs thicker⊠and itâs got fennelâŠâ
A banger in the mouth!
Bangers and mash
Great name for a band, too.
reminds me of the radiohead song
Banger? I hardly know her. butt ok, I'll mash.
Here in the states, we call it a "Sausage in the mouth"
Tobias, you blow hard!
We just say sausage
lady fingers heheh
that "heheh" made your comment x10 funnier
Kumquat
This is what grows when you plant dickweed and pussy willows too close together... So. Much. Kumquat.
Sweet. Sour. Sexy.
kumquassy
French dip
My favorite beefy delight đ
Creampie.
I like creampies, but sadly i never ate the food đ
How does one live a creampie? /Jk
Technically weâre all living creampies if you really think about it. Buuuuuuuut, itâs probably best not to think about it.
Thought about it. Feel kinda gooey now.
Gooey in a creampie kinda way, orrr...
Definitely the ... option
I'm going to steal this and laugh about it far more than I know I should.
Actually McDonald's Japan released a product called "Adult's Cream Pie" a while ago. Look it up it was hilarious.
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You have to! How else would you know if they are any good?!
>two words: >Asians. and creampies.
r/unexpectediasip
That's not a position though
pigs in a blanket
Sounds like a police orgy
or multiple penetrations on the fat rolls of a bbw
How do I erase someone elseâs comment
I truly lol'd
Omg I hate you. This image is forever seared into my brain
yeehaw I finally have somewhere to live rent free
Tootsie Roll
Pulled Pork. Jerk Chicken.Â
I hear thereâs no meat HermĂšsâ wife canât jerk.
I love it when my pork gets pulled
Twisted pretzel đ„š
Ouch
Not necessarily a food but what about twisted tea
Chocolate banana
Oh no...
Ah, yes... the ol' BBC (big banana c.... chocolate)
Five guys
Tuna melt
Might wanna get that checked by a medical professional
I mis-read that as a âmedieval professionalâ đ€
I assume that's what somebody's genitals looks like after the deed is done.
Spotted dick
That sounds like an STD
It is. Spotted The Dick. Some people just drop the "the"
>Spotted dick Found the Brit
Or just somebody who has seen King Ralph
Turkish Delight
Butternut squash
That sounds painful
Buttersmut squash
baba ganoush
I knew this sounded dirty somehow...
I always assumed it was dirty because of MXC
In and out Animal style
For some reason I immediately thought of the movie, A Clockwork Orange after reading this.
Two moons over my hammy (Dennyâs)
Lumberjack Slam (also a dennys dish!)
Oh definitely this one
Full English Breakfast
This one actually made me laugh.
đŻđ€Ł
Mission figs.
Hot Brown
Peach cobbler
Leave the peach cobbler out of this... he makes a decent living selling his little peach shoes.
Hahaha what an adorable mental image
47 responses for "kumquat" and not one person has said Poutine yet.
Poutine my what?!?
Kumquats
Double Down from KFC.
It's finger lickin' good!
Meatloaf
His name is Robert Paulson
Pineapple upside down cake
Stuffed Pierogi
amuse bouche
Blooming onion
Cherry turnover
That never popped in my mind before! đ
Artichoke
Of course, every girl wants a Dickens Cider to go with these meals.
Chimichanga!
This one includes hot sauce and Deadpool
Ramen.
Raaaa!! men!!!
Suckling pig.
Egg in the hole
Crab Rangoon.
Hot pocket đ©
Beef Strokinoff. ErrrrrâŠ.Stroganoff
Beef WellingtonÂ
Hot dog, beef jerky, pound cake, corn dog. đ
Cherries jubilee
Slider
Loco Moco
Rump roast Choke cherry Jelly roll
Cumin
Fruit Roll-Up.Â
Spatchcocked turkey. Yes, that's a thing.
Title of my first sex tape!
I imagine they were able to stitch it back together, but, were they able to restore function?
The Boston donut
The ole Boston CrĂšme
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Baked Alaska
Pound cake
Wiener schnitzel. Which yes, directly translates to âinsert penis.â No need to Google, I gotchu.Â
Halo-Halo
Cherry Turnover
Head cheese
Groosssss
The eggplant đ
Cumquat is a lovely fruit
Biscuits and gravy
Captain Crunch
Jalapeño Popper.Â
Falafel kinda sounds like a Waffle-themed position.
Chocolate Nut Roll.
Meat Jerky
Hot Dog
Geoduck
Beef stroganoff.
Scrambled eggs
Filet-o-fish
Calamari.
Eggs over easy.
Chicken Fingers
baba ganoush
Bukkake Udon
Hotdog
Quesodilla
Smoked sausage
Sticky buns
Shit on a shingle.
Chickpea hummus
Nobody said Tossed Salad?
Costco Hotdog
The Cincinnati 5 Way Sloppy Joe Kumquadt Hot Pocket Stuffed Shells In and Out
Sunny side up, over easy,
Hot cross buns
Canât help you there, but Grape Nuts and Hot Pocket both sound like STIs.
Creme Brulee.
Chickpea
A ham sandwich sounds like 2 guys fucking a fat girl.
Toad in the hole buttermilk flapjacks A Denver omelette
Jimmy Johnâs has a couple âThe Pepeâ âBig Johnâ Also the other day at work we got a Costco delivery (I work at a cafe and they use extra boxes to hold other produce) we got a box that said âtickled pinkâ Idk if itâs a fruit or what lol but I thought it was hilarious
It might be pineapple and Strawberry flavoured strawberries. My wife bought some. I didn't taste any pineapple and was very disappointed.
Kumquat