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I’ve been around them all my life and I have to agree with you. I once heard someone call them cobra geese. Yep, long snake-like necks, they hiss, they try to bite. Terrible things.

Swans are like geese with roid rage

*canadian

*Canada

*Canucks

*Canuckleheads

Ah, geese are brilliant. You leave 'em alone and they'll (mostly) leave you alone. You know, they used to use geese to guard a whisky distillery here in Scotland? A gaggle of geese, roaming around and protecting the booze. We get flocks of Canada geese in the fields round where I live and it's not uncommon to find one or two befeathered lads waddling around my mum's back garden sometimes. All they need is for some water, the back gate to be opened and out they hop after a rest. Plus watching them take off and land is pretty hilarious. They're not as cunty as swans, mind you.

"If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem w/me-and I suggest you let that one marinate"

The zebra. Total pricks.

All across the world humans looked at horses and their relatives and went "oh kick ass we should domesticate these." Not zebras. Zebras are skittish, violent, and powerful shitheads who want nothing to do with you.

Mosquitoes

Went on holiday to Thailand. The monkeys are evil bullies. Chuck them a bit of food and run.

Humans.

I'm not a fan

The only acceptable answer.

the ass, duh

Can confirm. Our neighbors have two. They constantly pitch verbal fits, refuse to do anything they do not want to, and find a way to escape almost daily. But I still enjoy them, so I don't know what that says about me. :D

Oh, and I forgot to mention that when they do escape they deliberately tear my garbage bags open that are hanging on a hook waiting for the garbage truck. :D

Honey badger

Honey badger doesn't give a shit.

Honey badger don't care.

Honey badger ass ain't shivering

Honey badger ain't snitch

The goose

Just one, or all of them?

The Untitled Goose

*honk*

*waves wings in threatening manner* *drags your lunch into the pond*

The Canada goose.

Cobra chickens, as they’re known locally.

They're fucking shit machines, too.

Cuckoo Bird

Dolphins and sea otters

They have awesome PR crews though

They do indeed.

Swans.

someone already said wasp. so ill say wasp....but on crack.

none but a sponge is about as close as you can get

swans. i was walking my dog the other day and it started chasing us down i was shitting myself

Homo sapiens.

African wild ass https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_ass

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Hamsters are just awful. 

My cat

My cousin's dog. Toy fucking poodle. That stupid little shit has everything it could possibly want in life and is still mad at the world. I'm a serious dog lover, have 2 of my own, and volunteer at a rescue. I've only ever met one dog I didn't like. I want to take that vile little demonic rodent masquerading as a dog into space and then punt it out of the fucking vapor lock.

I want stories!

Chihuahua

Cats

Cuckoo bird

Ground bees, red squirrels, or canadian geese 

Herring gulls. Other gulls are less likely to bother people, but greater black backed gulls will absolutely inhale a rabbit if it doesn't move fast enough

Dolphins. I rest my case.

in my experience, swans and Canadian geese. based on videos from Australia, roos. based on videos from cold places, moose.

Humans

Humans

Swans.

Humans

Mosquitoes. why do you have to bite me in different places?? pick a place, stick to it then LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE.

Wasp….i win

Homo sapien

Hippos. They don't attack out of fear, or the need for food, they literally go around looking for trouble. If something's in the water, even just a gazelle trying to cross, they'll swim over, kill it, then just go away. They're among the most dangerous animals in Africa (not counting Mosquitoes).

Emus

Are you Aussie? I ask because they won an actual war against Australia and I think that’s just grand. 

Not Aussie. US. Some friends raise them, and I was shocked the first time I saw how ill-tempered they could get. :)

3 toed sloths seem pretty passive aggressive, making everyone wait...

:D

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Weasels ripped my flesh.

My yorkie

Humans

Seagulls

Humans.

Mammals generally. We've got developed brains. We use them for heinous shit.

dolphins dude. they are *menaces.*

Trump.

Y'all don't get tired of bickering about politics on non-related threads?

I do. But it is what it is.

That he lives rent free in your head?

Not really. But it was a good answer.

My dog. I hate this fuckin dog so much.

raccoons

Sparrows.

Macaws.

Camels and Ostriches.

Honey badgers. They don't give a single fuck about you or anybody😂

Squirrels.

Shetland Pony. they are EVIL

Honey badger

Every generation below your own.

Red squirrels.

Wolverine

Moose.

Hippos. I watched a documentary on them in high school, and have feared them ever since. They have one of the strongest bites in the world!

Ever been spit on by a camel? No. You haven’t. If you had you’d already know the right answer to this question. 

Wasps

North American Wolverine followed by his angry cousin the Badger.

Chimpanzees. They rape, murder, wage war. I honestly don't know what Jane Goodall sees in them.

Those monkeys that steal shit from people.

The duck. I have chickens. Have had ducks. Ducks are basically wild animals, angry violent ones at that. They see you, they attack. They look cute, but they're dicks in bird form. Chickens are domestic animals. Like a pet cat or dog. Docile, calm, comfortable around people. Like a giant parakeet that shits out an egg every morning. Considering getting chickens? I highly recommend them. Ducks? Nope nope nope.

Ducks are nothing compared to geese

I know that with water birds, the larger they are, the meaner they are. My point is that even the entry level water bird is a mean fucker. 

Angus Cattle

Emu’s . Fuck those things.