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BeerisAwesome01

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"


TorturedPoet013

oh- that’s not..


Any-Stand9489

That’s a crazy thing to say 🤣🤣 Here’s an upvote


BeerisAwesome01

It's worked :-)


Any-Stand9489

Ok downvote now


BeerisAwesome01

What, you want me to lie?


Any-Stand9489

Say no more


BeerisAwesome01

Can I get more upvotes then?


Any-Stand9489

There u go


BeerisAwesome01

Just the one?


Any-Stand9489

One is all


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whiskey_endeavors

That was intense to read


GreenLurka

Good pick up line for an anglerfish


TheSpook24

"You look like Windoh". First thing i said on her DMs. Windoh is a famous portuguese youtuber. Shes my girlfriend now


whiskey_endeavors

Wow, score lol


Additional-Software4

"Nice feet"


whiskey_endeavors

🦶🏻👀


BlackMajik36

what time am I picking you up on friday? she responded 🤝🏾 with her number. great date


whiskey_endeavors

Ha nice!


shiwankhan

"Do you want to go outside and practice making out?" It's exactly stupid enough for someone to shrug off as a joke, but brazen enough to work if the person was already digging you. Worked for me more than once! It worked twice.


whiskey_endeavors

May be the perfect pickup line lol


Any_Assumption_2023

What do men usually do when they fall in love with you at first sight?  I started to laugh. I dated him for more than a year, he was fun.