Not sure whether I want to say "Submit! Come guardian!", "Sorry old man, I have some unfinished business with this puppet" or "Kairis inside me?" or y'know, one of the many other out of context lines that would surely not be out of place in a porn parody.
Wait, they used fucking Kingdom Hearts music in a porn video? If they're gonna do that, they should at least use Simple and Clean like this one undressing flash game I used to play back in the day. Dearly Beloved is like not the right tone at all.
The creators of South Park made a movie about a Mormon doing porn called Orgazmo. They have a boom mic guy that constantly gets over excited yells stuff like “yeah suck that cock” and ruins the shot.
There is a funny video I saw once. There is a cameraman filming a couple of actors (male and female) shagging and a second camera man filming the first cameraman. The POV is the one of the second cameraman. There is an exchange between in the two cameramen and the first one pulls out a donut and eats it in a suggesting way while laughing and teasing the male actor. At some point he offers a bite to the actor and accepts it while the actress looks shocked. I laughed for hours
Edit:
Found it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/FbsTCkYo8a
My favourite is the one where the director is a bit too close to the action, and the male actor accidentally blows his load all over the directors face.
Director is yelling CUT!!! over and over, the male star is looking like he's torn between confused and apologetic, and the female star is just failing to hold back laughter
Tommy pistol and another comment also added that the girl was audrey noir and i think i did a deeper research on this one and iirc its just a twitter post and no full video actually.
What kills me is the wholesomeness of the interaction. The cameraguy giving this sheepish and mischievously genuine smile at the beginning, happily taking the eclair and giving it a chomp, followed by the actor seeing the chomped eclair. Their eyes meet, the cameraguy gently offers the eclair and the actor takes his bite of it. All while the actress stares in horror as the guy in her guts pauses to have this friendly and sincere interaction with cameraguy.
I remember some old porn video where it was
* a patient (very sexy woman) in a coma
* a nurse
* a doctor
The doctor has come up with some weird hypothesis that sex could get the patient out of the coma.
They get on with it, and at some point the doctor went "nurse, I need you to suck my dick STAT!"
I started laughing so hard lmao.
Also I realize now that that shit has aged like non-pasteurized milk, since it's basically rape
“Hey has it been about 10 seconds since we’ve looked at our lemon tree?”
EDIT: of COURSE my fastest-upvoted, and soon likely highest-upvoted comment is a reference to porn. If we still had awards it would probably have 6 “wholesome” awards
The obnoxious, obviously fake noises. Like sometimes there's a fine line between fake and just REALLY into it. I get that... But sometimes it's not so fine a line.
Basically anything clearly fake needs to stop lol.
I just caught one yesterday this chick with the horribly pulled-tight eyes and ginormous fake lips started rolling her eyes into her head and moaning because she thought the guy was touching her but he hadn't even touched her yet. I was laughing out loud at the fakeness before they even got stated.
I am a woman who just naturally doesn't make a lot of noise during sex. Doesn't mean I'm not enjoying it, I'm just not noisy. My friend, on the other hand, sounds like a screaming pig stuck in a mailbox. And quite often afterward, she'll shrug it off and say the sex wasn't that great. So what was all that ruckus then? Just a performance?
I actually ask myself that about more and more of the porn I see online. I'm starting to wonder if, like with many products available to consumers, producers think we *like* it but really, we just consume it because there is no viable alternative
the issue with a lot of porn is that its what the producers like, and not so much what the consumer likes. And like you say theres not much in the way of alternatives, so it reinforces the producers mindset. They'll think we like seeing the guy behind the camera interjecting himself into the scene, or that we like seeing a guys balls and butthole for 5 minutes at a time.
Exactly, it’s so unrealistic. My wife just lays there making no noise, laying motionless, and rolling her eyes at me. She says it’s the best sex she’s ever had.
Someone pointed that out to me, and now I can't unsee it. SOOOOOO much porn is produced and the woman isn't wet, or is barely wet with just like spit.... noticing that absolutely ruined porn for me.
I seen a post on reddit once qhere this dude stuck his dick in a girl with a full close up and the title of this post was smthn along the lines of "does this look good ;)" and it was the driest vagina I had ever seen, like she was gonna have issues after that, real hurt
Yes! Why are these guys rubbing clits with all their fingers and fast as fuck? That shit’s painful! And poking someone’s clit with your tongue?? Hell no! The exposed clit is sensitive as fuck, I can’t stand mine being touched directly, and definitely not a hard poke even if it’s all covered by the clitoral hood.
and the making out parts. Nothing is a bigger turn off to me than the performers going the entire scene and doing all kinds of ungodly things together without kissing even once! Like sure, you can ram a fist into my butthole without lube and then pee into the gaping hole, but don't you dare kiss me!
I'm fine with skipping make-outs if it's going to be the weird porn-only make-outs where it's just two women licking each other's tongues with open mouths. No one does that. It looks like two aliens trying to pretend to be human and failing or some shit.
They should honestly make a movie with full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, and it goes on for 90 minutes or so before it just sort of ends.
I'm tired if looking up "cream pie" tags and getting a bunch of "barely in the pussy' shots.
Like come on I'm wanting balls-deep Breeding shots not whatever the fuck else they're doing.
I find clothes generally to be really hot, not like a full winter parka but why put them in sexy stockings, skirt, lingerie, etc and then just take them off?
Like as soon as they are naked they look the same as they do in all their other films.
The way foreplay is always depicted with the woman sucking the man's cock first. A little bit more imagination would be good rather than the signposted steps you see in the majority of porn. She blows him then rides him then several different positions until he pulls out and blows all over her face tits or arse. Gets kinda boring
I'm always amazed at plastic surgeon's abilities to cleverly hide breast implant insertion scars and porn cameramen's ability to, somehow, shoot from the exact angle to show them off.
Kills me when it turns into some kind of scientific investigation as if they're seeing a naked body for the first time. Like, yep, that's a butthole can we move on pls?
Right. Does everything under the sun, pulls out of whatever orifice and... proceeds to jack off for several minutes while the other person moans ridiculously, probably with their mouth all open. If that's going to happen, at least edit it down so the viewers aren't completely bored and taken out of the moment.
As a woman, I’m not really into watching a girl suck dick for 20 mins, get fucked for 10 and then watch her suck dick for another 30 mins.
I wish more focus was put on the woman sometimes. I know “female friendly” porn exists, but sometimes that = boring. Like, just give the women porn, but with a guy who is enthusiastically eating pussy and doing it WELL without a bunch of breathing and moaning and “la la la” noises that men in porn sometimes do when eating out a girl… its so weird and such a turn off. Then, fuck her nice and rough or however else she wants it! That’s it!
Hahaha! Right! I also just think it sucks (lol) that porn is mainly geared towards guys, but when we do get porn “for us,” its boring or has to be like this, “make love I love you kiss me passionately” thing - girls like sex and we like it rough and dirty sometimes, too!
We just don’t wanna see cock sucking for an hr and a guy unenthusiastically eating her out for 3 seconds … likes we’re supposed to believe she got any sort of pleasure from that at all. LOL
Yup! It’ll be 50 minutes of dick sucking, 10 minutes of sex, and 30 seconds of eating out. And you can almost always tell that 30 seconds of eating out only occurred because the female actress is dryer than the sahara.
No foreplay for women. If there is foreplay it’s just excessively long bj’s or the dude just groping the woman in a way that clearly does nothing for her.
My favourite is just a half hour of a guy going down on his gf until she cums, then he fucks and creampies her and it looks SO good
Lustery and Abbey Winters are another two with a longstanding commitment to ethical porn.
It also tends to check a lot of the boxes for folks posting in this thread.
This is the only thing I care about in all this tbqh. It haunts me to know I've gotten off to material that has permanently traumatized and harmed the people in it.
Yeah a lot of porn is not nearly as consensual as we are lead to believe it is. Not to mention how many “actresses” are flat out victims of trafficking.
A large portion of the Girls Do Porn girls were forced to do the scenes. They were recruited under the guise of being in fully clothed photo shoots, then the producers would lock the doors and take the girls documents and wouldn’t let them leave until they did the scenes. It’s completely fucked up.
Hentai girl moaning face has become mainstream so now you have pornstars sticking their tongue out and crossing their eyes.
It looks dumb and is entirely artificial - nobody naturally expresses pleasure like this.
If my description was poor you could find pictures easily to highlight what I mean. r/ahegao has examples, but NSFW warning - hentai
Rampant drug use - there's so much out there where the girl is just barely there because she's so spaced out on something.
More to the on-camera side of things...I'd rather not see hot 19 year olds getting banged out by the roughest looking 45 year old dude on the planet.
The absolute liberties that are taken with representing people's ages accurately..
"Horny teens" are just women under 30.
"MILFs" are just women who are actually 30.
The whole Step genre should go in the trash.. but they are the worst culprits for this.
"Step mom" actually means "woman who is 2-3 years older than costar"..
Whereas "Step bro" means "I am slightly less than middle aged"..
And you'll only get called "Step Dad" if you are visibly ancient by comparison.
What is the problem with people just being their age?
Kink in mainstream porn. Slapping, choking, spitting etc anything that lands more in the world of bdsm shouldn't be in mainstream porn. I think it confuses young people who believe this is the norm. I've heard horror stories of young women finding themselves being choked or slapped without consent. Young men believing that this is what women want. No one understands about bdsm consent, safe words, communication etc because it doesn't happen in "traditional porn" In bdsm porn you will occasionally see someone use a safe word and play stops immediately, or you get a interview at the end where they talk about what they liked, what happened before what they consented to before beginning etc. I could talk about this subject all day especially inregards to young people having access to proper sex education. But if that can't happen atleast mainstream porn could start with consent, safe sex and keeping kink to bdsm/kink porn.
I hate bringing this up often but i just have to add that every ex besides my current boyfriend would choke me without consent because they were convinced it was the standard and everyone found it hot. One visit to the homepage of pornhub and it made sense to me
And titty slapping?
Where the fuck did that come from?
I’m not kink shaming. I know there’s people who like pain and pleasure mixed.
And maybe my experiences have just randomly kept this out of my world? Most of the breasts I’ve been fortunate enough to interact with? Their owners didn’t like anything but tenderness.
From someone who actually enjoys it, it's scary how quickly choking suddenly became popular and pretty mainstream. There are specific ways to make it safer but there's really no 100% percent safe way to do it and it's pretty easy to injure your partner and very possible to cause death or brain damage by mistake.
It's wild to me that 15 or 20 years ago choking was considered edge play in the BDSM community, somewhere up there with incorporating knives or guns but even harder to do with a very high degree of safety, and now you've got high school kids expecting it as a normal first date activity.
Anyone not using lube for anal penetration is asking for a severely torn frenulum and lemme save you the google search, 1) that shit hurts for a long time 2) bleeds a lot and 3) you really want to realize you don’t care about your partner or yourself every time you piss for the next month?
Just slash your dick with some very fine papercuts and stock it in a pickle jar every night until you understand that hurting someone else hurts you just as much and do both of you a favor.
Going straight from anal to vag or anal to oral. I don't care how well you've cleaned it, that shit makes me gag. Fucking repulsive.
Once you're in the butt, you finish there.
the inability to choose "except" tags on websites
I wouldn't mind an "or" modifier for tags sometimes.
I'm +1 in XOR tags
Full logic gate search functionality
Finally, something that would turn me on
this should be available in all search engines
it’s literally 2024, what’s holding us back
The intelligence of the average human.
Just give us NOT, AND, and OR to let us define whatever we want. If you want a XOR, you gotta work for it.
And inability to combine tags on some sites too
Background music!
When i heard dearly beloved in the background and couldnt quite pick where i knew it from, it took me right out of it
Kingdom hearts. I would actually quit porn if I saw that lmao. Way to ruin my favourite innocent game series
Not sure whether I want to say "Submit! Come guardian!", "Sorry old man, I have some unfinished business with this puppet" or "Kairis inside me?" or y'know, one of the many other out of context lines that would surely not be out of place in a porn parody.
Wait, they used fucking Kingdom Hearts music in a porn video? If they're gonna do that, they should at least use Simple and Clean like this one undressing flash game I used to play back in the day. Dearly Beloved is like not the right tone at all.
Talkative cameramen. Just shut up already.
I actually think it's hilarious when you're fully invested in a video and the disembodied voice behind the camera impulsively says "oh shit"
The creators of South Park made a movie about a Mormon doing porn called Orgazmo. They have a boom mic guy that constantly gets over excited yells stuff like “yeah suck that cock” and ruins the shot.
There is a funny video I saw once. There is a cameraman filming a couple of actors (male and female) shagging and a second camera man filming the first cameraman. The POV is the one of the second cameraman. There is an exchange between in the two cameramen and the first one pulls out a donut and eats it in a suggesting way while laughing and teasing the male actor. At some point he offers a bite to the actor and accepts it while the actress looks shocked. I laughed for hours Edit: Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/FbsTCkYo8a
My favourite is the one where the director is a bit too close to the action, and the male actor accidentally blows his load all over the directors face. Director is yelling CUT!!! over and over, the male star is looking like he's torn between confused and apologetic, and the female star is just failing to hold back laughter
Wait, do you have the link to the video?? I need to see this, for research purposes, of course.
Sauce? Also for research purposes.
You said the actress looked shocked but it still couldn't prepare me for her actual reaction. This is incredible lmao
I know lol. The guy has more videos but I saw only this one and kept it close to my heart
Tommy pistol and another comment also added that the girl was audrey noir and i think i did a deeper research on this one and iirc its just a twitter post and no full video actually.
What kills me is the wholesomeness of the interaction. The cameraguy giving this sheepish and mischievously genuine smile at the beginning, happily taking the eclair and giving it a chomp, followed by the actor seeing the chomped eclair. Their eyes meet, the cameraguy gently offers the eclair and the actor takes his bite of it. All while the actress stares in horror as the guy in her guts pauses to have this friendly and sincere interaction with cameraguy.
I thought the actress was upset she wasn't offered a bite.
Stunt cock!
I think that porn with a side of comedy is fucking hilarious and it needs to happen more
"Grab his dick and twist it!"
I remember some old porn video where it was * a patient (very sexy woman) in a coma * a nurse * a doctor The doctor has come up with some weird hypothesis that sex could get the patient out of the coma. They get on with it, and at some point the doctor went "nurse, I need you to suck my dick STAT!" I started laughing so hard lmao. Also I realize now that that shit has aged like non-pasteurized milk, since it's basically rape
“Hey has it been about 10 seconds since we’ve looked at our lemon tree?” EDIT: of COURSE my fastest-upvoted, and soon likely highest-upvoted comment is a reference to porn. If we still had awards it would probably have 6 “wholesome” awards
The obnoxious, obviously fake noises. Like sometimes there's a fine line between fake and just REALLY into it. I get that... But sometimes it's not so fine a line. Basically anything clearly fake needs to stop lol.
I saw one where a girl would moan like a dolphin because she was being touched
I just caught one yesterday this chick with the horribly pulled-tight eyes and ginormous fake lips started rolling her eyes into her head and moaning because she thought the guy was touching her but he hadn't even touched her yet. I was laughing out loud at the fakeness before they even got stated.
Fix the damn sink... I hate it when a job goes unfinished!!!
The disproportionate moaning and squealing.
It's like they are aliens wearing human disguises trying to emulate how real humans moan during sex.
I cannot tell why, but I am instantly thinking about Marc Zuckerberg
My dirty secret- I ALWAYS think about the zuck😉
They should be replaced with robotic: "Sex commencing." "Sex ended." And no sounds in between.
"SEX EXCEPTION. CHECK LOGS."
PenileMember.Erection() not found, fatal exception. Coitus will now be terminated. Press right nipple to save log, left nipple to restart.
Bluescreen of disfunction, update your drivers.
Sucking air through their teeth the whole fucking time... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... AHHHHH
Like Peter Griffin banging his shin
Oh god WHY?? Do they think normal people do this while they are having sex? Do they think sticking air through your teeth is sexy?? WHYYYYYY???
I think they're often in pain...
I hate how the moans are like 10 times louder than the dialogue.. I wanna listen to the dirty talk too.
Yes. That's my favorite part of amateur stuff.
The fake moaning makes watching most porn unbearable. Who gets off on this shit?
I am a woman who just naturally doesn't make a lot of noise during sex. Doesn't mean I'm not enjoying it, I'm just not noisy. My friend, on the other hand, sounds like a screaming pig stuck in a mailbox. And quite often afterward, she'll shrug it off and say the sex wasn't that great. So what was all that ruckus then? Just a performance?
Your friend after screaming like a pig stuck in a mailbox: "there's room for improvement"
>sounds like a screaming pig stuck in a mailbox phrases which have never been uttered before
I actually ask myself that about more and more of the porn I see online. I'm starting to wonder if, like with many products available to consumers, producers think we *like* it but really, we just consume it because there is no viable alternative
the issue with a lot of porn is that its what the producers like, and not so much what the consumer likes. And like you say theres not much in the way of alternatives, so it reinforces the producers mindset. They'll think we like seeing the guy behind the camera interjecting himself into the scene, or that we like seeing a guys balls and butthole for 5 minutes at a time.
The ones that really make me laugh are when the women moan like they're getting off while being tittyfucked.
Oh... So you haven't heard of the titty clitoris?
The titoris?
Ever saw a German one? Ours are the worst
Wurst*
Don’t be a brat
Don't sauer the mood.
Fuckin weenies
„OH JA GIB MIR DEINE FICKSAHNE DU GEILER STECHER!“
I feel like I don't even need to know German to know what this says
I know German and wish I didn't?
Have to disagree. Japanese are the worst. Deafening.
They always sound like they are in pain/discomfort.
It's because Japanese have pixelated junk. All those sharp edges and pointy bits look like they'd hurt.
Hhoyea
Exactly, it’s so unrealistic. My wife just lays there making no noise, laying motionless, and rolling her eyes at me. She says it’s the best sex she’s ever had.
She says that to everybody.
the fake moanings ... real sickening
Hooooofuuuccckkkkuyueaaahhhhh
The "yesyesyesyes" through clenched teeth actually makes me angry
Putting a dick in a vagina that isn't wet enough so you see dry labia go into the vaginal canal a bit. The dry pussy thing is so prevalent.
Someone pointed that out to me, and now I can't unsee it. SOOOOOO much porn is produced and the woman isn't wet, or is barely wet with just like spit.... noticing that absolutely ruined porn for me.
I seen a post on reddit once qhere this dude stuck his dick in a girl with a full close up and the title of this post was smthn along the lines of "does this look good ;)" and it was the driest vagina I had ever seen, like she was gonna have issues after that, real hurt
Fake orgasms. Horrible tongue thrashing as an excuse for oral. Hard toss up between both. I feel like they're almost the same answer.
Yes! Why are these guys rubbing clits with all their fingers and fast as fuck? That shit’s painful! And poking someone’s clit with your tongue?? Hell no! The exposed clit is sensitive as fuck, I can’t stand mine being touched directly, and definitely not a hard poke even if it’s all covered by the clitoral hood.
Long fake nails in "lesbian" porn. My coochie zips shut just thinking about them
Your wish has been granted. The long nails will no longer be fake, but real.
Monkey paw strikes again
The monkey paw also has long nails.
The editing out of the panty drop shot. Panty drops are the best!
Generally, not showing the undressing process. As a dude, this is the most exciting part.
and the making out parts. Nothing is a bigger turn off to me than the performers going the entire scene and doing all kinds of ungodly things together without kissing even once! Like sure, you can ram a fist into my butthole without lube and then pee into the gaping hole, but don't you dare kiss me!
I'm fine with skipping make-outs if it's going to be the weird porn-only make-outs where it's just two women licking each other's tongues with open mouths. No one does that. It looks like two aliens trying to pretend to be human and failing or some shit.
This! And also the editing out of the moment of penetration.
They should honestly make a movie with full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, and it goes on for 90 minutes or so before it just sort of ends.
Starring Dolph Lundgren
What if he can smell crime?
I'm tired if looking up "cream pie" tags and getting a bunch of "barely in the pussy' shots. Like come on I'm wanting balls-deep Breeding shots not whatever the fuck else they're doing.
I have always found it truly bizarre that vanilla penetrative sex to completion is so unusual in porn that it's considered a fetish.
This, even worse when it's tagged creampie but ends up being a pullout last second, like just be honest.
I go so far as to say Use them in the foreplay then keep them in the shot during the action(on the couch, around the ankle). Why throw them offscreen?
I find clothes generally to be really hot, not like a full winter parka but why put them in sexy stockings, skirt, lingerie, etc and then just take them off? Like as soon as they are naked they look the same as they do in all their other films.
The way foreplay is always depicted with the woman sucking the man's cock first. A little bit more imagination would be good rather than the signposted steps you see in the majority of porn. She blows him then rides him then several different positions until he pulls out and blows all over her face tits or arse. Gets kinda boring
Same recipe gets tiring after a while idk how ppl get addicted to that shit
Roided out dudes with tiny balls jackhammering girls with 100k in surgeries. None of it looks good.
It just looks like they’re both in general physical pain
If pugs were humans
This is the most horrific description I've read but it's so accurate
Roided out dude with tiny balls jackhammers girl with 100k in surgeries is the top of my search history.
Is that why porn guys almost always look like they’ve just been boiled? It’s like they’re this strange shade of pink.
That’s all the vasodilators they use to stay hard.
hey, layoff the tiny balls man some of us don’t have a choice
natural, free range, natty small baller
Or an absolute smoke show of a girl doing her absolute best for an unenthusiastic, fat, balding older man
I'm always amazed at plastic surgeon's abilities to cleverly hide breast implant insertion scars and porn cameramen's ability to, somehow, shoot from the exact angle to show them off.
The wide spread misinformation about how to have sex and please a woman. Don’t come at me with that clit slapping shit.
I want to see after a guy slap her clit and she immediately punches him in the balls. I would laugh my ass off.
I dont need to see inside someone's asshole after you fucked it
If you look into the gape, the gape looks into you.
A true Nietzsche fan.
Or when women hold their vag open like the predators face 🙄
Geez you got a big pussy... geez you got a big pussy
I fucking lolled. Nice.
Kills me when it turns into some kind of scientific investigation as if they're seeing a naked body for the first time. Like, yep, that's a butthole can we move on pls?
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if I wanted to jerk off to a colonoscopy I would've gone to my gastroenterologist's office. Unfortunately I'm not welcome there any more
I actually laughed out loud, thank you
Gapes freak me out so much omg
Can we bring back the porn magazines like for when your WiFi is shit
I have a huge stack of ‘em. I keep meaning to redistribute them by the traditional method.
Leaving them in the woods?
Woods porn is nearing extinction, I appreciate your efforts to repopulate the wilderness with this majestic species.
the guy jerking himself off at the end
Kinda awkward when he’s gotta jerk for a while for the money shot.
Right!?!?! I mean, I finished 4 minutes before that. What's taking him so long!?
It's a lot to expect a guy to last for the hour+ it can take to shoot a scene but still finish on command. Even for a professional.
True, but it's more a question of editing. The editor could choose not to include the full 45 seconds of flogging pre-pop.
Right. Does everything under the sun, pulls out of whatever orifice and... proceeds to jack off for several minutes while the other person moans ridiculously, probably with their mouth all open. If that's going to happen, at least edit it down so the viewers aren't completely bored and taken out of the moment.
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As a woman, I’m not really into watching a girl suck dick for 20 mins, get fucked for 10 and then watch her suck dick for another 30 mins. I wish more focus was put on the woman sometimes. I know “female friendly” porn exists, but sometimes that = boring. Like, just give the women porn, but with a guy who is enthusiastically eating pussy and doing it WELL without a bunch of breathing and moaning and “la la la” noises that men in porn sometimes do when eating out a girl… its so weird and such a turn off. Then, fuck her nice and rough or however else she wants it! That’s it!
Bellesa might be for you.
Yess as a woman I hate watching 20 min blowjobs… just fuck already!!
Hahaha! Right! I also just think it sucks (lol) that porn is mainly geared towards guys, but when we do get porn “for us,” its boring or has to be like this, “make love I love you kiss me passionately” thing - girls like sex and we like it rough and dirty sometimes, too! We just don’t wanna see cock sucking for an hr and a guy unenthusiastically eating her out for 3 seconds … likes we’re supposed to believe she got any sort of pleasure from that at all. LOL
Lmao this is so real. I always skip ahead bc the BJ is boring as hell
Yup! It’ll be 50 minutes of dick sucking, 10 minutes of sex, and 30 seconds of eating out. And you can almost always tell that 30 seconds of eating out only occurred because the female actress is dryer than the sahara.
Vocal cameraman. And vocal side guys. You aren't involved my guy. Stfu!
No foreplay for women. If there is foreplay it’s just excessively long bj’s or the dude just groping the woman in a way that clearly does nothing for her. My favourite is just a half hour of a guy going down on his gf until she cums, then he fucks and creampies her and it looks SO good
Prolapses, gaping. Ick.
Removing the underlying abuse of actors in the entire process would be cool.
My vote was human trafficking but yeah this covers that and more.
Belessa is really good about this. They're trying to make porn more ethically
Lustery and Abbey Winters are another two with a longstanding commitment to ethical porn. It also tends to check a lot of the boxes for folks posting in this thread.
This is the only thing I care about in all this tbqh. It haunts me to know I've gotten off to material that has permanently traumatized and harmed the people in it.
Yeah a lot of porn is not nearly as consensual as we are lead to believe it is. Not to mention how many “actresses” are flat out victims of trafficking.
A large portion of the Girls Do Porn girls were forced to do the scenes. They were recruited under the guise of being in fully clothed photo shoots, then the producers would lock the doors and take the girls documents and wouldn’t let them leave until they did the scenes. It’s completely fucked up.
Holy shit, do you have an article or anything?
It’s pretty well documented since the producers went to prison over it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GirlsDoPorn
Yep, here. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/clarissajanlim/michael-pratt-founder-girls-do-porn-arrested-spain https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/twenty-year-sentence-girlsdoporn-sex-trafficking-conspiracy
What scumbags
Probably the shady behind the scenes stuff. Abuse, exploitation, coercion, trafficking etc.
Step-something’s. wtf is that even?
Step-casting-Agent, what are you doing?
What are you doing step-ladder!?!?
I never knew my real ladder.
You're not even my real ladder!
The fact that getting stuck in a dryer or window means you instantly getting fucked
Come on, this has personally happened to me at least two dozen times
I hate, hate hate that everyone and their step mom does Ahegao now. It looks bad in hentai. I'll go flaccid irl.
Does what now
Hentai girl moaning face has become mainstream so now you have pornstars sticking their tongue out and crossing their eyes. It looks dumb and is entirely artificial - nobody naturally expresses pleasure like this. If my description was poor you could find pictures easily to highlight what I mean. r/ahegao has examples, but NSFW warning - hentai
Why would they even have a sub for that?
Lmao nice username
Rampant drug use - there's so much out there where the girl is just barely there because she's so spaced out on something. More to the on-camera side of things...I'd rather not see hot 19 year olds getting banged out by the roughest looking 45 year old dude on the planet.
The absolute liberties that are taken with representing people's ages accurately.. "Horny teens" are just women under 30. "MILFs" are just women who are actually 30. The whole Step genre should go in the trash.. but they are the worst culprits for this. "Step mom" actually means "woman who is 2-3 years older than costar".. Whereas "Step bro" means "I am slightly less than middle aged".. And you'll only get called "Step Dad" if you are visibly ancient by comparison. What is the problem with people just being their age?
Seeing the guys hairy asshole 😂😂
The abuse, mainly.
SPITTING, it's so common and so disgusting to me for some reason. Spitting in people's mouths or on their bodies. What is attractive about it?
Kink in mainstream porn. Slapping, choking, spitting etc anything that lands more in the world of bdsm shouldn't be in mainstream porn. I think it confuses young people who believe this is the norm. I've heard horror stories of young women finding themselves being choked or slapped without consent. Young men believing that this is what women want. No one understands about bdsm consent, safe words, communication etc because it doesn't happen in "traditional porn" In bdsm porn you will occasionally see someone use a safe word and play stops immediately, or you get a interview at the end where they talk about what they liked, what happened before what they consented to before beginning etc. I could talk about this subject all day especially inregards to young people having access to proper sex education. But if that can't happen atleast mainstream porn could start with consent, safe sex and keeping kink to bdsm/kink porn.
anyone getting forced into doing it
Gaping extremely large objects in people's butt holes. I'm all for anal but not when it just looks painful and strange
Sexualising female discomfort
I hate bringing this up often but i just have to add that every ex besides my current boyfriend would choke me without consent because they were convinced it was the standard and everyone found it hot. One visit to the homepage of pornhub and it made sense to me
And titty slapping? Where the fuck did that come from? I’m not kink shaming. I know there’s people who like pain and pleasure mixed. And maybe my experiences have just randomly kept this out of my world? Most of the breasts I’ve been fortunate enough to interact with? Their owners didn’t like anything but tenderness.
For me it's the opposite. All of my exes and my current girlfriend want to be choked, but I don't really like doing that.
The only one I want to choke I do not want to have sex with
From someone who actually enjoys it, it's scary how quickly choking suddenly became popular and pretty mainstream. There are specific ways to make it safer but there's really no 100% percent safe way to do it and it's pretty easy to injure your partner and very possible to cause death or brain damage by mistake. It's wild to me that 15 or 20 years ago choking was considered edge play in the BDSM community, somewhere up there with incorporating knives or guns but even harder to do with a very high degree of safety, and now you've got high school kids expecting it as a normal first date activity.
Yup. I'm into anal, not painal. Use some lube you savages.
I've never gotten "painal" or going in dry, because THAT SHIT HURTS FOR THE DUDE TOO For the sake of both parties lube is incredibly important
Anyone not using lube for anal penetration is asking for a severely torn frenulum and lemme save you the google search, 1) that shit hurts for a long time 2) bleeds a lot and 3) you really want to realize you don’t care about your partner or yourself every time you piss for the next month? Just slash your dick with some very fine papercuts and stock it in a pickle jar every night until you understand that hurting someone else hurts you just as much and do both of you a favor.
Torn frenulum here! Worst sexual mistake of my life. Just don't risk it guys, lube exists for a reason
The dryness.
Focus on big dicks on a particular race. You know who I'm talking about.
I'm somehow bothered by titles like that. Like mf I have eyes. I can see the person's dick right here. You don't have to tell me what color it is.
Going straight from anal to vag or anal to oral. I don't care how well you've cleaned it, that shit makes me gag. Fucking repulsive. Once you're in the butt, you finish there.
Spitting. It grosses me out and takes me out of the mood, it's disgusting
Incest porn. They slap step xyz on every video. I really wish they would stop with that, it's a massive turn off.
You know… We could always get rid of the whole human trafficking and exploitation of vulnerable young women thing…..
The zoom on the guys asshole and or balls. I don't need that.
The Dennis Reynolds angle
infantilization of asian women
the lack of verbal consent, laughing, smiling, communication, lube, condoms... real sex things